Hand guessing thread

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>>37475557
I'll play along

Originals

>>37475599
>
cool hand man. i bet youre cool in life; )

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Hmmmm. Have fun guessing...

>>37475557
>profession

faggot

>>37475908
Underage fuck

>>37475971
Well, I do like cock...Just for another reason

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>>37475599
Do you shave your hands anon?

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ofrangoamoghjte

>>37476128
Those hands look like they pilot UFO's and abduct people from farms

>>37476128
You dont eat

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origioregano

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im a 22 yo carpenter. the more you know

>>37476128
heroin addict? post forearm

>>37476309
Why are you cutting yourself?

>>37475599
I would suck that finger i'd suck it dry

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>>37475557
Original handjob

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>>37475599
>>37476128
>>37476268
>tfw fingerlet

>>37476362
>those nails
Looks like an inbred's hand

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>>37476360
The back side

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supreme wristlet reporting in

1/2

>>37476431
>>37476360
Gonna guess it's some kind of labour, considering the excessively short nails and hand calluses. Maybe construction.

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Fuckin DYELs

>>37476507
>crooked fingers
>long nails
>sleeping on floor
Either college student or NEET.

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>>37476507
plus forearmlet

2/2

>>37475908
fatty. go eat veggies and exercise

>>37475599
>>37476091
disgusting. use epilator

>>37476128
>>37476268
team 8'' hands unite. (that includes me)

How am I supposed make a guess on these people's professions?

>>37476590
My mom sleeps on the floor, I sleep in a proper bed in the same room.
You got the college student part though.

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You can't tell a single thing about a person by looking at their hands

>>37476649
>You can't tell a single thing about a person by looking at their hands
Based on yours, I can tell you're a totally faggot.

>>37476530
Pool repair and maintenance. Our company builds them too, but fuck that shit. I just fix and maintain them.
It is a very labor heavy job tho.

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>>37476615

>>>37475908 (You)
>fatty

You fucking know it

>>37476615
>>37476507
sexy 10/10

>>37476128
sexy 8/10

>>37475557
>>37476268
>>37476360
>>37476797
thanks for the fingerprints

https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/13/peace-sign-pics-fingerprints/

>>37475557
Is this a thinly veiled attempt to add shit to your collection of hand fetish images?

>>37477182
I hope it is. I like the thought of someone furiously masturbating to my hand.

>>37477172
Why would anyone give a shit about some virgin's fingerprints

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>>37475557
fapping hand

>>37477009
....you fuck up there buddy.

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Im 23 if that helps.

>>37477182
Hopefully someone makes one for feet soon desu

>>37477254
>bracelet
>rainbow keyboard
>windows 10
Are you gay?

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>>37477283
Oh shit nigger we both got fucked hands

>>37477254
cute 10/10
sexy 9/10

>>37477259
Aww shit. What did I do?

>>37477315
Birth defect or accident?

>>37477296
>bracelet
its a 'present' from one the temples in thailand back when I taught english there
>rainbow keyboard
mom
>windows 10
got memed but dont really mind
Are you gay?
dont think so

>>37477283
professional alien?

>>37475908
11 years old
Played minecraft until recently
Never lifted anything rougher than a pebble

>>37477338
Accident. Tripped with a power saw lol

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>tfw handlet and fingerlet

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>>37477347
Part time alien. Full time pyschopath

>>37476268
College student
One girlfriend ever, lasted 2 weeks

>>37477395
Correct except I've never had a girlfriend.

>>37477393
Nice. How did your legs blowed off?

>>37477356
24 years old and a teacher. Close....

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>>37475557
That's a civil engineers'/mechanics' hand
>>37475599
Student no?
>>37475908
Masseur
>>37476091
Stockbroker
>>37476128
Pianist
>>37476268
Visual Artist
>>37476360
Stockbroker

Ok

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>>37476309
richieeeeeee ily

>>37477583
>richieeeeeee ily
Shut it

>>37477532
This is what happens when your mother has a child late in her life.

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guess my gender too

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Original hand xD

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Try this hand

>>37477699
>guess my gender too
Translet

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>>37475557
Ummm mm this is going to be a hard one lol, or you can guess how my middle finger got fucked up ?

>>37477840
Hammer ?
originaldo

>>37477840
>guess how my middle finger got fucked up ?
You shoved it up my ass ;^)

>>37477699
Lazy as fuck NEET

>>37477710
Lives in his madre's house and works for minimum wage at McDonald's

>>37477840
Certified fingerlet inbred

>>37475908
competitive eater
>>37476128
anal probe operator
>>37477699
ummmmmm

>>37477851
nope not a hammer, I can push my finger straight it just goes back to this position.
>>37477859
I may have at some point but that's not what fucked it up
>>37477876
wait what fingerlet inbred ?

>>37477876
>>37477710
nop,studying at university in another city
actually i wanted to stay with my mother :(

>>37477840
Here's my other hand for an added bonus

>>37477948
Why do college students always have such clean hands? What's your secret?

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If anyone guesses i'll post dick

>>37477710
I'd love a handjob from you

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how it look guys

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>>37478017
You are a neet and recently ran low on toilet paper

>>37477996
having Mysophobia helps a lot

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>>37477384
Are you on a space station, Anon, what are you doing?
Do you like my hand, guys?

>>37478100
Dude just say you're a freak who washes their hands too much, or say germaphobe

>>37478135
yeah your right :) germaphobe sounds better

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Gather as much information as possible from this

>>37478040
Stocking shelves at Walmart

>>37478017
Stressed out wagecuck who gets overworked by his boss

>>37478236
Sells drugs for a living while working at the local convenience store

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>>37477851
This looks delicious, I have better

>>37477315
wtf freak why don't u just fuck off

>>37478018
my hands r always cold is t-that a p-problem?

>>37478413
Na my dick will warm them right up so kinda a quid pro quo, it's a few pictures up actually hon

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>>37478298
Anybody? Buehler?

>>37478413
It's okay to be afraid, do they get sweaty too?

>>37478575
they are always cold and dry

>>37478236
from your disgusting dirty house I can tell you're a poor neet with a single mom

>>37478628
We can work with that, plus your mouth can't be cold right ? They'll warm right up though don't worry

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I hate my hand

>>37478670
anon, i don't think we can meet we are too far away :(

>>37478779
Just crushing my dreams babe :/

>>37478827
never been in this side bfore
s-sorry, im sure you can find someone better than me and my colds hands

>>37478746
I feel like I'm the only one in the world with normal finger nails.

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>>37475557
Hjfguki

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Gjhhhhhghjhhhggkjjvhgngnbjgjggjh

You're the girl with the hand fetish

Cute way of getting material.

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I barely even know what i am

>>37479103
cute hand anon

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Can't post hand rn, driving atm. Here's my arm tho

>>37478116
Your hand is pretty nice.
And I was holding my phone with my teeth.

>>37479103
Female?
>>37478866
What side ? You mean loving thisdick? My ex girlfriend always had cold hands and would wake me up with them sometimes and felt oddly good on it

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behold a random skeletal hand

>>37479158
hand looks weak, probably never worked a day in your life

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I think my hands are fine

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na lanigiro tnemmoc

>>37475557
you just want nudes of my gf mo thx senpai

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Check em friendorinos

I would guess most of you are in college