Autistic things you do

>>37475406
do you eat desiccant pellets?

>sometimes just roll in bed for hours
>when I stretch I yell really obnoxiously
>once when I was little I tried to pee through a circle I made with my fingers, ended up missing, hitting my hands and drenching myself in piss

Being officially diagnosed with autism

>Talk to myself all the time

>Fidget with things on my desk that aren't autism spinners

>Try to get as much taste out of food as possible

>>37475406
i made a discord for robots, can't get more autistic then that. join if you feel like it: help
building the most active r9k (discord dot gg/ WXkkjr7) yet.

>>37475406
>Peel the skin off the apple with my front teeth first, then eat the white
>Try and swallow hard candies whole

>>37475406
Smear my cum on my niece's panties
almost shit myself when my brothers wife realized that they had stains

>>37475915
is it like the others that for some reason allows roasties? baffling how guys dont understand how females change the social dynamic of a group just by being there

>>37475925
Do you want to choke to death or something?

>>37475891
Jason is that you? Why were the shelves empty at work today?

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>>37475406
talk to myself while walking in the street/working, always get weird looks. co-workers are kinda used to it by now at least.

>>37475406
Collect football cards and coins and sheit

I tell myself it's an investment of sorts but really I'm just autismo as fuck and like sorting things into books/binders

>beatbox badly

Don't even realise I'm doing it most of the time.

>>37475406
REEE into a pillow when I feel tense and nervous

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>Have old computer desk from the 90s with slide out keyboard tray
>Don't put the keyboard in the tray because it's a shit height
>Store random books and things in the keyboard tray
>All my socks are lost and I have no clue what happened to them
>It turns out I had 5-6 pairs of socks in the keyboard tray

>>37475925
dude I almost choked to death on a candy a couple years ago, I was 19 too so didnt have a baby sized throat, that shit is retarded.
I didnt die cause when i fell down it became unstuck.

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this is something autistic I do

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>tfw you have to rehearse and plan simple human exchanges like shopping or getting a haircut days and sometimes weeks ahead of time

>tfw hand flapping
Goddamn I'm straight up textbook.

>>37475406
>take random pictures for no real reason
>sing when I'm driving alone (the radio and all music players are turned off)
>do the leg/foot-shaking thing when sitting but not in a car
>have some rules regarding numbers
>have weird obsessions
>do infographs/tables in my head but rarely realize or post them (and when I do, they usually get no attention)

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Call things autistic just because I don't like or understand them

>>37475406
>hold my hands out like I'm holding a steering wheel and pretend to drive
The worst part is I pretend to drive a stick shift and pretend to shift gears

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>>37475406
i used to drink a shitload of water at night so when it would be 3 to 4 am i would piss out my second story window or empty the piss bottles out the window for re use.

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Here's an autistic thing I just did a few hours ago on a walk.

>be me, walking in my neighborhood
>about to come across a 3 way intersection with a stop sign
>I'm on the side where the sidewalk continues so there's no road to cross so I can continue walking without crossing a street
>approach stop sign
>stop and wait for the car that was there first to go and then continued walking

Didn't realize how autistic it was until I was at the next block

>>37475406
I take poloroid pictures of my balls and sneak them under my neighbors doors i think atleast 50 people have looked at my nutsack