red flags for males
>single bed
>>37473372
What's the point of not having a single bed if you're living by yourself? It just saves space. What's the point of not using a single bed?
>>37473372
Checkmate roastie, I sleep on ground
>>37473405
to be honest sleeping alone in a bigger bed is amazing. you have so much space. if you are not living in a really small flat, get a big bed now.
>>37473405
>VIRGIN RIGHT HERE
Because sex is comfortable on a single bed and its great for when you want to cuddle.
>>37473372
Sinlge beds are for college kids that are in dorms or studio apartments.
>goes on /pol/
just moved into a studio and i bought a twin xl bed
i figure nobody is going to spend a night with my fat ass anyway. ive had a full size at my parents house for 8 years since college and im the only one whos used it.
if by some miracle a woman actually does have sex with me, at least she will know to fuck off back home after the deeds done or else shes gonna have a bad time.
no couch either in the studio, just a recliner, twin bed, and my computer chair
>>37473407
Good job, lad. Made me chuckle.
>>37473372
What if I sleep in the top bunk of a bunk bed I had since I was little?
Reminder it's the TOP bunk, alpha mode if I do say so myself.
>>37473372
I have a twin bed but should really upgrade to something bigger, or at least a bit longer since my one redeeming feature is height and I like to sleep stretched out.
>>37473372
But what if it's a 490HP bunk bed?
>>37474057
this is a fucking huge one and it works for both genders
I once met a girl who frequented /pol/ and jesus christ she was the most annoying human being I've ever had the experience of talking to in my entire life. It's not just the memes, it's the fact that everything you say triggers something inside of them to make a retarded political statement even when it's completely non-related.