What are the odds that an escort is actually a cop?

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>>37473090
There's a chance, I heard they shut down some hooker sites recently

If there's one thing that deserves the time and resources of our law enforcement departments, it's definitely the fact that autistic beta males might be paying to lose their virginities

>>37473123
Yeah, but law enforcement doesn't give a shit about bettering the community. They just go for easy arrests for easy money.

>>37473090
If you use a legit escort "company" absolutely zero.

very little, they don't really do that shit like on the cops shows

the most proactive stuff they do nowadays is post an ad and then let people come to them, if you have half a brain you won't fall for it though

>>37473090

50/50

She either is or she isn't.

>>37473312
>what are the odds of getting HIV from a girl at a bar?

"50/50, you either do or you don't"

Thanks for your wisdom

>>37473090
Theres things you can ask them to do beforehand to make sure or something,

>>37473459
like what though uh

>>37473539
Idk, im not a sexual degenerate

Something along the lines of having her grope or flash you, im not 100% sure

>>37473312
>what are the odds that you die tomorrow
>50/50, you do or you don't
You really triggered my autism