>brush my lips every day so they are soft and kissable >dont

>>37472210
Maybe you should lose weight instead ham planet

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>>37472241
>Maybe you should lose weight instead ham planet
anon I weigh like 100 pounds

>>37472210
Do you brush them just with water or do you put something in the brush?

>>37472258
Lol then you're just ugly or a girl(male)

>>37472210
COUNTRY?
ur a girl right??!?!?!
mtf is okay if u look passable otherwise i might need to use a paperbag so if ur okay with that????

>>37472210
We should go out for croissants and coffee, walk around the square, sit and talk on a bench at the park, visit the zoo, and go home so I can stick it in your butt.

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>>37472266
>Do you brush them just with water or do you put something in the brush?
just the exfoliating effect is enough
After brushing your teeth use the toothbrush to brush your lips
so I guess the toothpaste foam? doesn't really matter though

>>37472285
USA and I'm a boy why do you think girls browse /r9k/

>>37472298
that sounds really nice anon I wish we lived close :(

>>37472383
>usa

aww.... well maybe we will meet on the battlefield when they start the second draft in 2030

>>37472383
tits or gtfo
also GL finding a waifu, I'll say a little prayer for you tonight.

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>never kissed someone
>tfw I can't satisfy anon's desires
Not like we were ever meeting anyways, too afraid for that.

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>>37472383
Anon where in the USA are you? I wanna give you a long and deep kiss while we hold hands!

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>>37472407
b-but I'm a boy anon!

>>37472484
norcal
>tfw will never hold hands with a boy in public

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>>37472548
>I live in the Northeast
Oh well anon, maybe someday in the future we can go out for a lovely candlelit dinner before sharing a gentle kiss and retiring back to the hotel room!

>>37472585
>>37472548
Or you could, you know, travel.
Even better to meet somewhere in the middle where nobody will recognize you as you play girls.

>>37472602
traveling is impossible for 20 something year olds with no income who live with their parents

>>37472621
>make coffee for hipsters for 3 months
>enough money to travel and sleep for a weekend you will never forget

wow so hard

>tfw always have cracked lips so I can pretend like my repulsiveness is intentional
Take that chad
I could've been another stacey (m) but I "decided not to" because that's one less hole for you to fuck.

>>37472669
I'm gonna fill your holes anyways you cracked lip Stacy (male)

>>37472383
Actually met a girl who browsers /r9k/ yesterday, I was really surprised

>>37472667
I would rather not have a job actually

>brush my lips
I've never heard of this before, do you care to elaborate?

>>37472210
maybe if you werent trans you would find someone