>"Aw man I haven't had sex in nearly two whole weeks"

November 30th, 2016.

>>37471286
Three days ago, lads

>>37471286

I've never had sex in my entire life

>>37471286
This is why I leave whenever someone takes initiative on I have never and those games

>>37471286
>"How much did you get in your math test?"

>>37471286
Thursday tbqh y'all need to step yo game up

It's been a while (forever)

>>37471286
>Hey anon, when was the last time you had sex?"

I have no idea. Unlike the Buddha, I have no recollection of my previous lives.

>>37471422
>>37471443
>>37471501

>>>/out/

What are you even doing here?

>>37471286
>week before thanks giving 2015.
Don't even care.

>>37471286
I got asked this very often already.

And i always tell them, i never had sex in my whole.

They look a bit weirded out for a sec but it's not their problem anyway.

>>37471625

I actually post on /out/ quite frequently, Anon.

Thanks for the helpful link - I needed to check a thread.

>>37471492
>"aww look at anon, he's trying to change the subject guys!" *giggles*

>>37471695
>"I'm fine with being a beta."

literally every uni party etc. tfw failed normie. I do lie about being a virgin though.

>work break in the staff room
>colleagues all talking about sex
>my boss, a 30 yo obese woman straight up asks me if I'm a virgin in front of everyone
>I just say "ye"
>They say "fair enough"

I hope you enjoyed my wacky story

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>>37471492
>>37471764

>"speaking of math tests, did you bring those test results I asked you to do brah?"

>>37471821
>"Sure. Give me my 20 bux and we'll be square."

>>37471574
shamelessly stealing this for future use

>>37471286
>walk away because fucking normalfags
>have earbuds in anyway so i'll just pretend my music is blocking thier noise :))))))))))

>>37471286
Right now
Original content

"What year was 2015"

>>37471820
fired the next day amirite?

never have, likely never will. 27 years old.

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>>37471977
>"It's time for the virgins, manlets, and all-round beta males... to end."

>>37472121
>neither one takes the shot because they're too busy trying to get a great selfie

>>37471286
4 hours ish