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Morning, wagie! How was your week? Glad it's all over, huh?
...wagie? You there?
Ah, I figured you'd still be sleeping. All that hard work really takes a toll on your body and mind. Me, I just got up (at 8 in the morning, it's really the optimal hour) with Stacy at my bedside. See, wagies like you are too tired Friday night to do anything, much less find a date with Stacy. I, on the other hand, see plenty of Stacys at the bar. No wagies there that night!
Anyway, poor wagie, I have much to do today! While you slaved away flipping burgers or writing reports in your cramped cubicle, I was able to pickup a new hobby: cooking! Yesterday I learned all about fine cuisine, and today I will apply what I learned by making Stacy breakfast in bed. She'd give me a blowjob, since wagies never think of her in the morning. They're simply too tired.
After that, I will kick Stacy out for the time being, as I must improve myself during the day. You there, wagie? I thought not. You won't be up until 12, and even then, don't have enough energy until 1 to carry yourself out of bed. What a waste of your precious weekend, poor wagie?
I plan on continuing my new hobby by visiting the grocery store and buying only name-brand foods. Stacy will be quite impressed later!
Anyway, I'll leave you to it, wagie! Have a good morning, or, should I say, afternoon.
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>>37469085
FUCK THESE THREADS. I'M TIRES OF THIS SHIT
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>>37469102
Dumb wage poster
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>>37469085
I'm actually awake superior NEET overlord but I wanted to make sure I read your entire post before speaking so that I do not interrupt your morning coffee. Unfortunately like most wagies I even work on weekends! So I had to drag myself out of bed at 8am just like you. Except I had to stay up until 3am just to make sure I had some time for myself so I am miserably tired. My days off are during the week. Which are not optimal for self improvement.
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>>37469125
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA LOSE IT
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>>37469102
My my, wagie, no need for the outburst! I'll let it slide, since you probably have so much pent-up rage at your boss. But you could never take it out on him. I feel bad for you, wagie!
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STOP POSTING WAGIE THREADS! YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING LIKE THIS
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>>37469085
I'm all for shitting upon each other but ... what ? a robot bragging about fucking stacies ?
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>>37469252
>robot bragging about fucking stacies ?
Yeah, nobody's believing that load of bullshit.
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>>37469085
>neet
>stacy gf
pick one
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I bet OP is crying every night.
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>>37469085
In the time you spent writing this post you could've gone oustide and talked to some people and actually made some friends.
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>>37469085
Best thing about wagie threads is wHen i read them at work.
"Yesterday I learned all about fine cuisine, and today I will apply what I learned by making breakfast"
That shit is hilarious
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>>37469506
Buttblasted wageboi detected
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>>37469540
Not at all. We both know your neetlife will turn to the point were you will commit suicide. And your mom will empty your pissbottles while asking herself what she did wrong.
Dude i work 45 hours every week...i Can buy what I wanT. I travelled all around the World while you were masturbating to Girls i actually call my girlfrind.
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Thanks for this thread, I just applied for unemployment insurance. Soon enough I will have enough momentum to be unemployed and receive 3000$ for a year
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>>37470156
ups forgot to mention its 3k a month for a year
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