>oneitis calls you "bro"

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>>37468128
>girl notices you exist

Pikachu is so broken in that game holy shit. I force a strict no-Pikachu rule when playing with friends. And when someone picks Kirby we all go Kirby.

>oneitis calls you "bro"
>tell her you're into incest

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>oneitis calls you with your last name

TOP 5 FRIENDZONE TERMS POWER RANKINGS

1. Bro
2. Bud/Buddy
3. Dude
4. Hun/Honey
5. Sweetie
100. Love

9999. Nigga

>>37468128
I called my bf "bro" today and he pulled me up on it. Did i do a wrong?

>>37468485
You hate that? I find it hot
>The diamonds in navy when all cuties called me by last name

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>>37468128
>Oneitis is a trained professional and only spoke to you because it was her job

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>oneitis lovingly sucks your penis

>>37468508
works the opposite way too. i call my female friends dude and buddy

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>oneitis gets angry when my cum hits her eye

>>37468780
this desu
>inb4 get out

>>37468508
>getting called love or hun is actually kinda hot
Americlap here so I almost never hear someone use "love" in this context

The friend zone is a girls polite way of saying she doesn't respect you as a man. It's a very dark place to be in...

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>oneitis aborts your baby

>>37468832
Cool, what a fun fact about you.

So I want yalls opinion on this.
I have only ever had a crush on one girl before and it was more infatuation than anything. Would this count as a onitis? If so I dodged a bullet because I dont know her name and she left one year after I started uni.

>>37469181
CooI, what a fun fact about you.

>>37469181
No, oneitis is more than infatuation because it can last forever. I've had my oneitis for five years and haven't spoken to her once.

>>37468780
>>37468795
go suck chad's dick you worthless normal faggots

>>37469368
Worthless? Normal? I'm not either of those things you asshole.