Can someone post the coffee copypasta?

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There is no set copy pasta, it varies a bit. I'll post a screen cap of an early and enjoyable thread which contains most of the elements. It did not start as NEET shitposting, but it's still good.

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>>37468051
Yeah, no proble- oh, wait. I haven't finished my cuppa coffee yet. Sorry, friend, maybe next time.

>>37468155
Thanks man
>>37468222
Nice trips, post more morning joe pepes

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>>37468238
I will. I've made some OC for this meme and saved every image I've stumbled across for it. I'll share the best after i fap, shower, and have my cuppa.

>>37468051
i might post it later, but not before I've finished my frst cup of "Joe" of the day ;)

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Did someone say a morning dose of caffeine?
>>37468222
Could you please not get trips in this thread till I've done drinking my espresso?

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>wot in tarnation
Howdy partner. Let me give you them there rules around these here parts. No talkie until this fine ol' mug is empty now ya hear? Thank yeh.

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>>37468339
enjoy your fap and your cuppa i eagerly await your return

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>>37468051
Shh, still on my first cup, bud

>>37468051
Not before I've had my morning cup of covfefe.

>>37468510
Shit man, i'll make a coffee dump thread later today, have to help my brother move. It'll be made at 7pm. Search for it, i'll call it coffee dump thread. If you miss it check the archive sorry man.

>winter
>every coffee I make gets cold super quickly
REEEEEE

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>>37469199
Aaaaaccch!
What time zone are ye in, Lad??

Dinnae respond 'til I've nae coffee left.

>>37469199
7pm for what time zone?

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>MFW a normie talks to me before I've had my coffee

>>37469435
This thread is fucking great, don't know how I missed this gem.

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What's all that talking about eh? I though you knew the rules ya hoosier. No talkie until I'm done with this.
*raises cup*

bretty good bread here

>>37469700
this is so true about canada...

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Daily Reminder that the coffee meme is a shittit meme

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>>37469502
No problemo my nigga.

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>>37469885
how would you know coffee is a reddit meme without going on reddit

>>37469885
>all the comments are spam

that's what you get for trying to garner (you)'s off screencapping other website's work, redditor