Escapism thread. Roll and create a character.
C'MON FIGHTER. I WANT TO BE THE CHAD
>>37467625
Might as well try. I'll write a short description after I get my roll done.
rollin for something close to rogue
>>37467625
Rollerino !!! Yuyuhuuhyuh
I would like to be a Dream-walker, a Chameleon or a Bard.
Can't get worse than it already is
This is an incredibly original roll
>>37467648
Battle priest that drinks too much altar vine and assaults school children with his bible.
>>37467682
>infiltrator
Excellent. I shall infiltrate the world of normies and destroy them from within.
>>37467625
These look neat
>>37467625
Okay let me have a roll
Rolling for sage
>>37467625
roll make me into a NEW ME
>>37467649
fuck yea
cutpurse
i'll take it (and your fucking money punk)
>>37467625
MimMimm truuuu aahh
>>37467625
Roll, need something for my campaign
>>37467625
Rolling for thief like
Autotards roll out
That's right, you guessed it :(
Bandido my brotherino
rolling cuz bored
>>37467625
Thief
Would fit me as aromanian.
Give me sneak plsss
>>37467840
>ninja
Heh time to whip out the ol forehead protector
>>37467772
>Tinker
An elderly woman losing her mind with alzheimer's who was once a world-reknowned artificer. She now spends her days creating mechanical children having never been able to bear her own due to complications
les go ok
I want to be an assertive, strong man who dabbles in alchemy
No prostitute class
>>37467625
*Insert a comment about rolling*
gimme geomancer
>>37467894
Your day job isn't a fantasy class anon
Rolling Rolling what
Rollin. Pls mage or lazy healer.
>>37467914
I wanted fucking meepo not dk god DAMN
>>37467924
A royalist paladin loyal to the ruler of the realm. Skilled in the ancient cultural art of healing.
>>37467625
This should be fun, Lets go for balance
>>37467625
Rollerino Oregino
Still not fucking original
4765784frghdfg
Does anyone else go through these sort of threads and check everyone's results?
Roll
Trdgddddf
>>37467625
If my post is ending with double digits I'll die tonight in sleep
Shadow-mancer baby, c'mon
>>37467625
woga woga roll
Give me some cool shit pls
Let's a go
Bemp
>>37468079
The fuck is a theurge, fuck off
honestly ill take everything that isn't gay
jizz juggler pls
SHADILAY, want to roll for whatever..
>>37467625
Rolling for mage and warrior mix
>>37467625
Hmm
Ok. I'll give this a go.
>>37468189
Gross. What kind of sick retard wants to be shadowmancer?
Reroll on this shit
Come on mage-tier
rolling for a decent number
>>37467625
originalest roll
Rollorio cornholio raviolio
shit can't be worse than it is now
>>37467625
yes yes yes yes
organonogra
>>37467625
rolling anything is better than standard civilian like I am now
Rolling for something cool and not boring
>41
THE GOYIM KNOW
This roll thread is antisemitic.
>>37467625
rollangutan
>>37467625
Puaaah
>>37467625
Can we get some more images like OP's? I love these
>>37467625
rollerino very original
>>37467625
Grolll
>>37468294
lame, rerolling
I want to be a female
Please roll for mage
Now watch this roll.
>>37467625
Original rolling stone.
how bout ya checkem son
>>37467625
Covfefe roll
>>37467625
Rolling for mage so I can be a true wizard. These are all cool tho.
>>37467625
Roulirolooriginalosuperorigg
>>37467625
W I Z A R D PLS
>>37468788
>Wants Mage
>Gets Dubs and Magician
Truly you must become a meme Magician
>>37467625
give me mage
gib cryomancer
>>37467625
My Character's name will start with a "K".
>>37467625
brap rolling tbqhwy familiam
>>37467625
FUCK magic and FUCK mages
Rollin for warrior
>>37468963
FUCK ACOLYTES, GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER
Let's get a wizzie pls
roll
fkafefeji
rol lol ooll
I love RPGs, let's go beastmaster
>>37467625
gimme that rolllll senpai
>>37467625
this should be interesting in a totally original and not muted way
Rolloli-loli
rollerinonono
next rpg playthrough lets gizzo
>>37467625
Let's go for shield bearer!
most original roll
>>37467625
it's funny how 42 is exactly in the middle of the triangle
look at that triangle
>>37467625
C'mon Templar let's go
Rollento original
>>37467625
rolling
supa dupa originali
ive always liked rogues
What kind of career I'll get to fuck up this time? Let's see...
YEAH LADS MULTIPLE ROLLS FOR THE ROLES
sword based magic a best
>>37467625
rolling for origano
>>37469480
>warlock
a typical frogposter, the ancient god kek awakens to use him as a conduit for his immense power, resulting in repeating digits (pls kek no bully)
>>37469666
>>37469676
>i was cucked this hard
i am rolling
omment was not original.
Gimme that assassin
>>37469763
Acolyte
Guess I'll go praise Cthulhu or some shit
>>37467625
rolling and this is obv original ofc ofc yes yes
ROLLING GIMME THAT GOOD STUFF MANG
Please don't give me a faggot wizard
>>37467625
Got a chad marauder once. Expecting wizard this time. Rollin
>>37469596
>Arcanists are scholars of all things magical. They constantly seek out new forms of magic to discover how they work, and in many cases, to collect the energy of such magic for their own uses. Many arcanists are seen as reckless, more concerned with the potency of magic than the ramifications of unleashing such power.
Pretty ok, I like it.
Pls no dumb wizard bs
>>37467625
rolling in an incredibly unfathomable way
shit i forgot you can't just say roll in /r9k/
>>37469816
You're not a real robot if you roll <60
finally something to make me forget about my depressing existence
ROLL
>>37467625
rolling but, very originally
>>37467625
Rolling to get wizard powers early
roll
VERB
move in a particular direction by turning over and over on an axis
>>37469990
Shadowmancer would've been cooler, but shit I'll take this
>>37469999
Nice gets, you lucky faggot
Roll me a winner come onnnn
>>37467625
Shaman GET
>>37467625
Rollinginal
not orig
>>37467625
roll
ogrinal
will smith smith will will will smith
>>37467625
rollin rollin on the river rollin rollin rollin on the river
>>37470031
diplomat, doesn't that require talking to people?
>>37467625
iitotto
>>37467625
roll orignal n shiet
Rollerino oreganorino toast post
roll
shut up robot this is orignial
r0ll
rrrr
>>37467625
rolling oregano origiolli anta nigga
>>37467625
rolling cause I have no life
Rollin in a way that has never before been posted on this board.
Here we go boii
>>37470485
ANUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>37467625
Rollerino for the wizard
FBAJDSKFSACCK
Rollerini Tortellini *kisses fingers*
>37470601
>Cavalier
>Oh FUCK Yes
BOl IF YOU DONT
Rollup for an character
Bard, strategist, pugilist all sound cool
>>37467625
ravioli ravioli give me a stronk characterioli
>>37467625
rolorig
>>37467625
they observe me rolling
they're disrespecting
patrolling, attempting to catch me operating illegally
rollereeedooo
orgingnak
Wizards are for fags
Originally rollan
hoping for a shamanget
i hope this is oregano for you robot-kun~
>>37467625
Watch my number
rolls royce
blah blah blah original comment...
>>37467625
I want to be the boshy
>>37467625
May Rollo bless me on this day
Rolling for anything but wizard
>>37471266
>Spy
Mentlegen.
>>37467625
alright make me what I truly am
Give spy pls
>>37467625
rollllllltgkjtrnhrt
Not a fag mage
Orangutan
>>37471442
Rip. Sing me a song piano man
>>37467625
rollingde
>>37467625
roll me far away from this place
lemme roll on this. don't care what i get, as long as it isn't what im doing now
Rollan for class
Hope I'm rouge
>>37467625
Gimme something good original posting because fuck the robot
>>37467625
Rollingio mc shashti
>>37467625
Oooo, gotta roll
rolling to the limit
rolling 100 sided die
>>37471699
Wow, I got Wizard. How Ironic.
Let's see what I get for this thing.
>>37471610
>tfw rolled the mook class
fug
rollign rolling i want to be qizard
>>37471781
AYYYYYYYYYY THIEF
Roll for some kind of magic stuff
I dunno man, Fuck it lets just roll
>>37471835
Oooo battle mage, very nice. No idea what it is but hey if it lets me swap between sword and staff then I'm down!
>>37467625
Fuck it let's see what's in store
>>37467625
berserker getto
Roller bladin all day every day for life
>>37467625
These are the best threads, I have some I'll post when I get to my computer
>>37467625
Alright here goes my fetish.
>>37471555
okay, looked up strider. a rogue with earth powers (druid). thank you trips.
Arigatooooo Oni-Chan
>>37467625
ma mannn, lets rule boys
MEGALULoriginalPLS
>>37467625
GIVE ME THE POWER TO DESTROY NORMALFAGS
Give me the power to kill roasts
>>37467625
Giving it a shot.
Oregano post
Memelord rolls for bard
Gibs me dat witch.
>>37467625
let me see necromancer ...! ding ding ding
>>37467625
rorlrolrorl
>>37467625
Kekekek roll8ollll
Aaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhh roolllll
Let's roll, hoping to get a wizard. I'm making this as long as possible to make sure i dont get muted
>>37467625
I'm going prestige anyway but lets see what we start with
>>37467625
Escape from this reality pls34
Rolling pls gib battlemage
>>37467625
Rolling for wizard or sorcerer
>>37472714
>dragon knight
>tfw I can make roasties toastie with my firebreath
68 can not be read the same after the 'trap' invasion.
original roooooooooooooorrr
>>37467625
>imblying i'll get something fun
>>37473133
lol nevermind I got something fun and dubs!
>>37467625
rolling for something cool!
orignaona
>>37467625
give me a warrior so I can decapitate the normies hehehehehe
>>37467625
gogo gadget copter
Orginalloli adfja
>>37473187
roda rolla da
oregnalio
rollyolly rollareno
>>37467625
Please let me be useful
>>37467625
ROLLING
>originaliogo
>>37467625
I want to be a wizard because I'll end up as one anyway.
>>37473524
>Horizon Walker
fuck my life, even in fantasy I can't be useful
>>37467625
I will unironically live my life trying to live up to whatever result I get here
>>37467625
I hope I don't get some tying as shut tier as I am in real life.
>>37467625
roblin :DDD
Come on!!!! Something cool, please!!!!!!
Rollypolly oregano basil thyme
>>37467625
I haven't even heard of suma these.
>>37467625
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the following war cry it's an original comment
>>37467625
My true calling is that of a warrior
>>37467625
h
oroginal.
>>37467625
ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
wizard get
>>37473988
>magician
close enough
Well here it Goes, I guess...
Rolling for either a rogue or fighter. (Mages are stupid)
>>37467625
Rolling this /b/tier shit because it's fun
>>37467625
do your wrost
Fuck me up with this roll senpai
r0llerino1-0
>>37467625
rolling an original roll originally
>>37467625
Rolling, i wanna make one
rollopo
>>37467625
Roll oreyonoirut
>>37467625
Fighter pls so i can be a chad
>>37467625
Rollin for my ranger
Rolling for Conjurer
>>37474497
I guess I'm OK with being a forest witch keeping to myself and tending to my dark summons.
>>37467625
RoIling around
>>37467625
Rollerino or something
>>37467625
rollgatpong
>>37474662
Boring ass political figure that is probably corrupt.
NIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
A
F
ASF
ASF
ASF
>>37467625
roll in an original matter
Gimme that good stuff, lets see if it's a good roll.
>>37467625
ROLLING
ORIGINOBOGO
>>37467625
rollan [arigato]
>>37474752
thats fucking gay
ROLL
some of this shit is lame
>>37474770
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN I GET A NON HOMO ONE?
>>37467625
Rolling for something originally edgy.
>>37467625
Lets take the rouge pill
>>37467625
please let me be a qt bard gf
>>37467625
I want something interesting.
>>37467625
giving it a try
>>37467625
HERE THE MOTHERFUCK WE GO NIGGERS
>>37467625
roll for bard
this probably isnt original wont take the chance, and in the time it took to write this and continue to write this i probably could have tried to post, got muted and added lasanga and posted again in less time than it took to write out this overthought autistic paragraph
plz something cool
xome on c
I have a backlog of several dozen Bones Reapers minis to start painting. I will paint the one that most closely matches my roll.
>>37467625
xdxdxd
oroginallfldooloo
>>37467625
Rollrollrollroll
Orignanana
rollilili
>>37467625
Rolling in the Deep
origimaru
>>37467625
Can I be something good in my imagination at least?
love me some rolls
>>37467625
Fuck you bot "Rollerooni" is very original
>>37467625
Let's roll.
Originininini Koalabear
>>37467625
Town drunk get em
roll for Gandalf
rolling rolling rolling with tthe homies
Roll, faggots. I'm stretching this comment out as long as i can so that it doesn't mute me. This is getting tiresome.
>>37467625
I would originally like to make an OC character
>>37467625
GIB OREGANO
>>37467625
wizard plox
Rolling for arcanist
Rollerino, faggerinos
>>37467625
Rolley rolley rolex rolls royce
>>37467625
I'm a twelfth level vice president
>>37476961
Fuckin cool I loved those guys in Warcraft iii
>>37467625
That's because he's a black and white photo
>>37467625
>tfw gamma
I can grasp redpill concepts, I'm just too shit at applying them.
Roll falling from grace
Roll nigha
>>37467625
I'm a level 40 Dad-Rock musician
>>37467625
Give me my destiny op, I am sick of my current life
rollaback
>>37467625
This is my character.
Rolling for class.
>>37477482
>1 off cat-burglar
fucking shit
>>37467625
erooll
Battlemage or a warlock would be neat
yea ok sure why not orobiglgoidox
>>37477570
Gambler? Absolute shit tier meh
>>37477584
>philanderer
>a man who readily or frequently enters into casual sexual relationships with women; a womanizer.
r o f l
rerolling for a combat oriented character
Reeee i wanna be warlord
i master wizurd
how to cri everytiem pls help me wake me up inside plus one updank
If I roll wizard does that mean I'll never have sex for the rest of my life?
>>37467625
let me be a wizard. there isn't any difference with irl anyway
this is a roll
this is also original
>>37467625
time to fokin' roll m8
gimme rouge nigger
>>37467625
This is the roll that will surpass all others
>>37467625
RIFK ROSS RED ROSS BOB ROSS
i love spell sword or battlemage
>>37467625
Mage or I fucking kill myself
Hit me with that roll boii
I'm rolling in a fashion that is entirely original and that has never been replicated by anyone on four chan dot org
Last time this was posted I was a sorcerer.
Lets see where I am now!
ROLLLLL
Roll time for that warlock
Gimme something cool fag.
>>37478579
>theurge
What the fuck does that even mean, faggot? You can't just make up words, nigger.
What would my fate be?
I roll!
>>37478673
Technomancer eh, well it's fun to try new things now and then
rolling for horizon walker
gimme something interesting
>>37467625
Well let's see, hoping for Chad char
>>37478617
Theurges are badass
>>37467625
Roll for destiny
rsfd
>>37467625
Looking for something around rogue
>>37467625
anything is better than my current roll
>>37467625
let's see what I get.
original commento
give me a good roll boyz
rollin for best class
>>37467625
Please be necromancer
>>37467625
Gonna roll for dis shit nigguh
Roll for mage
>>37467625
Pls Bard. Anything but dancer.
I am Greek to the choir general and the only thing you can buy are cosmetics to be the most important quotes from the convent website and the other one is the best job of your company or the Spy on their way back from their lives in the world of death
>>37467625
rollin
fucking capthcas amirite guise
unlmtid pewer
gonna roll for the hell of it
roll xDDXDXDXD
>>37467625
Papa needs a new pair of shoes
>>37467625
rrolrolrolrorlolroll
>>37467625
I JUST DONT WANT TO BE ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>37479851
>hunter
aw
>>37479830
yay! an assassin! ilike
>>37467625
Who am I? What color am I?
>>37467625
rawling for magia
>>37467625
Lets see what I get originally speaking
Gibe me something, roller.
>>37467625
I think about killing myself everyday,btw rolling
>>37467625
ill take one wizard please
C'mom barderino
original rolling 321
>>37467625
Rwal
oman I am the magician
>>37467625
well now i am going to roll and you may NOT stop bn,me hehe ;)
>>37467625
Wubaldabnnnippp
>>37467625
rolly rollin' roll on the rolls
Merchant pls
>>37467625
come on wizowed
>>37467625
Ok desuuuuuuuuu faggot
i accept whatever my new life is
>>37480262
boring. re-roll
Gimme dat spell sword boooyy
>>37467625
rollibgdfgddf
>>37467625
>implying i will roll something that satisfies me
>>37467625
Roll me an interesting class plz
>>37467625
grant me purpose
>>37480594
awkward as fuck but I can make it work desu
>>37467625
I'll be king!!!
rollerino
origami hitler salami senpai
rolling for the sake of fuck
>>37467625
TRAP MASTER MOTHER FUCKERS
>>37467625
Fighter, I'm more of an autistic, flail my arms and jump on top of you type.
it usually works 90% of the time.
Roll please for fun times.
>>37481042
god damn it, why did it have to be bard, I mean at least I get pussy now.
>>37467625
Rollanovich
Is it ok to pee on the floor and blame it on the dog?
i want to be a dancer
originisinimo
>>37467625
Rollan dollan mollan
Roll for original commenting
>>37467625
THE FUTURE. SURVIVAL ANYWHERE. WE SURPASS THE NORMS.
rollin for spellsword
Negroll
rolling for magical journeys
give me something better than this life
ROLLIN FOR RONIN!!
I WANT RONIN
watching f is for family
>>37467625
That's because he's a black and Latino
probably a gambler
Rolling for some cool shit idk
>>37467625
roll hrrrgnhhhh
>>37467625
rollin rollin rollin haven't slept in weeks
Rolling rolling rolling chgfbg
>>37467625
Gimme anything except for mage
Dumb ass thred
Roll roll roll your mind swiftly through the dream
Rolling for not conjurer
I gotchu senpai just give me some of that good roll??
>>37481478
Malevolent and authoritarian. Has seen multiple akashic records pertaining to normo genocide and war in general, and therefore a master tactician and leader.
164 normo years old. He has sustained his life by obtaining the essence of dubs. However, due to physical wear and tear, he looks like a ghoul from Fallout.
Known for committing the most heinous acts upon normiekind, such as rape, impaling, consumption, and child murder.
What is the name of our "hero", you may ask?
Chung.
>>37481629
I am an adventurer, I sneak into people's homes and sleep with the women.
>>37467625
rullz for lullz
>>37467625
rllling for oregano
>>37467625
This is my anime, give me something cool
>>37482019
Well that was topical
rolling for witch
>>37467625
This is the roll I've been waiting for!
>>37467625
I would like to be the big weed guy lol
>>37467625
Rolling
I hope I get something I can shoot lasers with
>>37467625
BECAUSE I
JUST WANNA ROCK AND roll ALL NIGHT
>>37467625
Ayy yo tony where'd you get that fresh rolleroni?
>>37467625
Rolling. Maybe I'll write a thing
>>37467625
Ehhhhfuckkkwhynottt
>>37467625
Rolling because I'm sad and lonely.
>>37467625
give me something kool
>>37482485
Stalker
Guess he'll just walk around at night looking for people to harass for the fun of it. Points laser pointers through people's windows and lights objects on fire as he has a slight pyromanic itch. Genuinely enjoys making others feel paranoid.
Name: Smeg Nicholson
Rolleroni rolleroni give me the formuoli
I am rolling for a class in an original fashion
>>37467625
eqiotahgWIEPth[
>>37467625
imgay fuck me
Roller mobster is a good song
>>37467625
epic roll23gee~!
Anything but a cripple.
rolilililng
I want to be a bard!
>>37467625
ROLL FOR CHADDY DADDY
Roll trap master
Pizza rolll
roll my hole dad
62
Druid
Idk how this is escapism nothing has changed. I'm a khv ether way.
Allright lets see
Im too depressed for this shit but anyways oh mighty original post give me the numbers that you most
>>37467625
rollan for bard desu
>>37467625
rollerino pizzarino pleaserino roleplayerino
rolllllllllllllllllllernio
>>37483308
i get a fucking wagie roll even in an escapism thread, end my life plz
>>37467625
roll for knight
>tfw hero complex
>tfw I will never rescue a qt from monsters or bandits
>>37467625
*enter witty comment here*
Gimme something rad
>>37467625
Aha origroll my friends
>want any magic class
>raider
fuck
>>37467625
Let's go, strategist.
>>37467625
>inb4 something mundane, just like the rest of my life
>>37483504
Nah, fuck that.
Reclass me, senpai. My strength growth is wack.
rollang
condimento oregano
Rolling for a class. 383838
>>37467625
rooollllllllllll (thinkin emoji) what will i get :3c
>fuck 'Rollin' not being an original post
>>37467625
ITS TIME TO R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-ROLL MY RP BOIIOS
>>37467625
Rollu rolly forumolio
>>37467625
I wish I had mage powers in real life
rollololololololololololorignal
>>37467625
Let's Roll, comrades.
bard plz
Wow I am fucking rolling fuck my ass wow lol ok
Hey I'm rolling so don't fucki...n.. poop on me ok lol
>>37467625
don't give me gay shit this time roll
Jack is a gay
>>37481071
Bard is super comfy, anon.
>>37467625
Rollerino, pls gibs me fun job
Rolinininninn
waaa roll
Noah needs to get back on his side of the wall
maruchan roll...
rolling for something close to being a warrior
Let's see, hoping for ballistician
>>37467625
rollan origanal
rollin rollin rollin. keep them doggies origiallin
Are we going on a quest, anon?
Rrrrrollin' to gtfo of this hell.
Rolling
Once again oregano
Wada bung
>>37467625
Rolpl
>>37467625
All 474 posts in this thread have never been posted on /r9k/ before.
Rol i guss
>>37467625
????????? HE:P ME
>>37485569
What does mine even mean
>>37467625
rollan for some oregano
>>37467625
something useful, but with my luck I'll be useless
>>37467625
Is there actually any game that has all of those classes playable by you? Or at the very least all of them in the game itself?
>Inb4 class within a class, like a scared caterpillar thief
>>37467625
>>37479785
Re-rolling for class change
>>37467625
IIoR originalio
Anything but a fucking mage
>>37485644
Arcane Archer. Not bad I guess.
Roll em up
>>37467625
That's a lot of rolls.
My turn
>>37467625
My name is Fuckass the Pirate and I travel the world looking for booty.
rolling for something sweet to eat
rolling rolling 1 2 3
>>37467625
fookin rollin my gee
>>37467625
Rolling for anything but Rogue
>>37467625
Never rolled this beofr eroll
>>37467625
rolling for nihilism
very original roll
>>37485963
rrrreeeeeeeee that's not nihilism
Rolling papers can be purchased at smoke shops.
>>37467625
>throwa them up in the sky
I would be a summoner, the laziest of all classes.
>>37486073
Rerolling because techomancer seems out of place with the more traditionally fantasy oriented classes present on the rest of the chart.
Rolling, hopefully not wizard, that wouldn't be much of an escape...
>>37467625
bard get pls
>>37486201
A virtuous cavalier, protecting my kingdom and defending the honor of my family. I will prove my might in a tournament and get a q.t 3.14 noble daughter as fiance, marry her, have children and finally be happy
rolio polio ayy lmao fuck me
>>37486264
I reject the normie lifestyle, and decide to roam along the highways as a murderhobo, with a false sense of justice.
Oh boy I sure hope it's something neat
>>37467625
The robot makes threads like these really hard.
>>37486316
>archer
how boring
>>37467625
Rolling rolling rolling haven't slept in weeks
cartwheel cartwheel flip
I roll because rolling is all there is to do
BitchImSippinTeaInYoHood
>>37486572
I'm not going to be a 'tinker'. Pretty sure that was meant to be spelled tinkerer too.
Reroll
>>37467625
very very very originaaaalllraowlwll
>>37467625
Well, we'll see what I get here.
come on roll gods grant me something good
>>37467625
rerollioooooooooooh
>>37467625
Pingaz
Lets go 75!
>>37467625
a good ol roll
>>37467625
riollolllol