Dick injuries/ muh dick

I've got a tiny little cut on my dick and sometimes it stings like fuck and other times I can't even feel it.

>>37463998
I have a hydrocele, my left nut is twice the size of the other.

My dick has curved to the left from jacking of so much with my right hand. Also there this one knobbly bit on it thats painful to touch

I have this weird skin bridge on my dick that I guess is left over from circumcision? anyway over a period of years it accumulates crap underneath it until one day I'll notice a little worm of dried skin grease poking out from it and I have to sort of massage it out

>>37464549
That's gross.
Anyone know what it's like being uncut?

>>37464356
Do you have to get that drained? Does it bother you?

EVERY TIME I JACK OFF AND I JIZZ MY FUCKING URETHRA BURNS FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR PLEASE GOD END THE PAIN ITS SO BAD

anyone know what this could be?

>>37463998
look like you're tire is about to blow.

>>37464921
Urinary tract infection?
>>37464934
Lol oh fugg

>>37464921
Clean yo dic, you fucking dickcheese farmer