How can I get a cute fat ass Japanese woman as a girlfriend?

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please stop making these threads, they make me very sad

>>37463223
That's a pretty gross looking ass desu

I want her to smear her ass in shit for me.

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>>37463258
That fat ass doesn't make you rock solid?

I wanna stick my uncut 6 inch dong in a fat Japanese woman's ass. Is prostitution legal in Japan? I want to hire out some pornstar over there with a fat ass.

>be a Japanese millionaire
>pay the Yakuza to set you up
That's the only way.

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>>37463248
>watching porn
>think about how I will never have a qt gf or experience sex with her
>porn makes me sad now

>>37463223


It's impossible I've met a few fat ass asians and they all have an ego massive enough to be considered a new country they know they have an ass and are used to men throwing themselves at them. Better be white rich tall and handsome yes handsome too

>>37463318
Prostitution is partially legal. Penetration is not legal, but soaplands where you can get handjobs and blowjobs are. You can still get full service as long as you know where to go.

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>>37463223
Konnichiwa futotta o shiri, anata wa watashi no garufurendo ni narimasu ka?

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>>37463378
>jerking off to a pov
>girl says ''I love you''