I'm ugly and fat. How can I get a sugar daddy?

>>37462185
There's a few sites that people pay to talk to you. I forgot what they were called.

>>37462229
But, I'm not fun or interesting to talk to. People don't even want to talk to me for free. I have no online friends. Am I doomed to be a wagecuck forever?

>>37462185
Hello newfag """""fembot"""""
Here we call them orbiters

>>37462185

pics

oregano comentos

>>37462264
How do you get those? I have none and never had any.

>>37462185
I'll be your friend. As long as you never send me a picture of yourself.

you're never too ugly for a sugar daddy or orbiters

if you're white advertise to indians and chinese

>>37462229
seeking arrangement is one site

>>37462255
you could be fucking deaf mute for all the fucks anyone gives

>>37462185
Lose weight and wear makeup. You have life on easy mode.

>>37462373
I apparently am since I never had any. What could I be doing so wrong?

>>37462422
post your fucking pic or something. youll get orbiters on here.

>>37462185
Fucking neck yourself you fat tub of lard. How about you put down a piece of chicken for once in your life instead of begging to be at the very bottom of the barrel of whoredom.

Go to the gym, eat healthy, get a good paying career and stop being such a dumb whale for attention.

urefagbro

>>37462450
I already did and everyone told me I was ugly.

>>37462453
This. Shut up and clock into the gym. Even if you're a butterface if you have a nice body horny losers will be jumping at you.

>>37462469
post it again. i didnt get to see. i like fat girls btw.

>>37462469
post your pic again so I can call you ugly

gon give this shii a quicc bumb

>>37462185
lose weight and use makeup

being a girl is literally life on easymode if you can't make it just kill yourself

lol hi Casey

>>37462469
Of course people will call you ugly on this board.

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>>37462469
Was this your post on /soc/?

>>37463612
>that
>ugly
id fuck the shit out that bitch

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>>37462185
I'm loaded with $$$ but I don't need a fat ugly parasite leeching off my resources.
You should probably go back to sucking dicks in alleyways you dumb whore.

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>>37462185
You're literally outing yourself as a gold digging whore.

>>37464138
Hey, at least she's honest. Props to her for that.

>>37462185
I'll be your sugar daddy

That wasn't hard, was it?

>>37462185
stop eating right now, half of your problem is fixed

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>>37464170
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
cuck level maximum

Put yourself on a bunch of dating sites. There's also a bunch of old guys on craigslist saying they'll let a woman live with them in exchange for sex. Or you could just become a prostitute. I've known multiple fat prostitutes and they make good money just like the skinny ones.

>>37462185
If you have money you can pay me to talk to you. Otherwise, HAHA unless you find some guy with an odd fetish you are fucked in all ways but one!
>>37462370
You likely mean that as a joke but I genuinely stopped being friends with girls online after I found out how they look.

>>37462185
Leha.
GEH WEG

>>37464178
Would you really?? original

>>37464069
easy buddy your r9k alpha hormones are gonna make all the fems go too crazy

>>37464314
Different anon, but I can also be your sugar daddy if you're willing to be used as a live-in sex slave in order to lose weight. And if you have big tits.

>>37464314
If you'll be a bit mean/dominant towards me

>>37462185
Typical. Fat ugly roastie whore wants to show off her fat ugly body in return for money because fuck actually putting any effort into life, use your girl powers to blaze through life on easy mode. This is why "fembots" do not exist. Even when you're fat ugly and have nothing even remotely interesting about your personality, you're still a girl so you can choose to just live on easy mode if you want.

Also looking for a sugardaddy, please respond :)

>>37464452
>Fat ugly roastie whore wants to show off her fat ugly body in return for money
untrue. stupid cunt wont even post a pic.

>>37464471
post your stats

g

>>37464472
You're right. It's not about money it's really about the one other thing girls all crave. Attention. Or this is more likely just some dude LARPing as a lard butt worthless piece of shot girl just to see how much state room this pathetic board gives him. Either way sage this shit

>>37462185
>I'm ugly and fat. How can I get a sugar daddy?
This is like saying "Hurr Durr I have a 70 IQ but I want to work at NASA and make spaceships, wat do?"

you are genuinely retarded. if you want the life on an easy mode instagram model whore, get plastic surgery and get on the treadmill, fatty.

>>37464069
hi I'm a femanon give me money pls

>>37464432
Is it okay if I'm ugly and don't have huge boobs or ass?

>>37464471
You need to post:

>height
>weight
>location
>bra size
>born with a vagina?

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>>37464550
>fat
>no tits
>no ass
LMAO WHAT A FUCKING FAILURE

>>37464550
I hope you're good at being completely controlled and dominated because you're not going anywhere with nothing sweetheart
find a man who will keep you in a basement as a sex slave or something

>tfw still no live-in maid with benefits
>I'll even take a fat one if she promises to lose weight

>>37464550
Well, let me see your body and we'll see, but probably yes

I think a really interesting book could be written about girls who cannot fit into the archetype their biology and society has built for them. Since the beginning of history women were supposed to bail on their own lives and supplement a man's; however, a slew of drastic societal pressures have rendered a class of women who can no longer live like women, but do not have the facilities to live like men. Basically, you have to transition from being a supplementary element of another person's life to living an individual life. In short, welcome to the world of men, OP.

>>37462185
If you're ugly you don't deserve a sugar daddy.

>>37462185
No no OP youve got it all wrong. For us fat ugly chicks we have to BECOME the sugar mommy. That way if you finance their lifestyle you get great hot guys/girls to seem like the genuinely love you

t. fat girl who has smokin hot neet trap house wife

>>37462185
date a nigger

/thread

>>37462185
Sounds like you have had enough sugar piggu

>>37464942
Ewww! I'd rather be alone! Well, hopefully I get a high paying job after I graduate from college and life the bachelorette life, because I'll never settle for a poor/unemployed guy who doesn't buy me nice things.

Btw I used to have a boyfriend who bought me expensive stuff, but he lost his job and we broke up.

>>37464955
Niggers are usually broke or in debt, even if they have jobs.

>>37464982
yeah forgot to add you have to be super dominant to live that lifestyle

>>37465006
I would never want to be a provider for a man/trap abomination. Have more self respect! If you can't get a man to provide for you, just opt out of dating and spend the money on what you want. The thought of providing for some tranny abomination or a NEET manchild makes me want to puke!

>>37462185
For goodness' sake, don't be fat.
It's the least a self respecting person can do.

>>37462185
You basically want someone to pay you for being ugly and fat, when they could instead be paying somebody pretty and with a decent body.

You are literally the worst and if you continue to try to find ways to be this entitled in life you're going to end up in a trailer park.

>>37465032
lmao you have no idea what its like when you see the happiness your loved expresses when they get an amazing gift. theres nothing in this world i want to do more than buy my baby everything she wants so she never has a want or need.

people who only want to receive gifts and never give them are abominations that should be removed from this world. literally everything wrong with society.

>>37465071
What does she look like and how does she act? How old are you and how old is she?

>>37465089
she looks beautiful, i have her pic as my phone background she's early twenties and im mid twenties.

>tfw I can't even get a fat ugly sugar baby

>>37465163
Give me your email :) would you really want a fat ugly sugar baby?

>>37465172
[email protected]

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>>37465172
>>37465222
>she didn't email
Truly I am at rock bottom

>>37464215
Why do you know so many prostitutes?

Get skinny, someone will fuck you

>>37465163
>literally, L I T E R A L L Y, cannot get even a fat ugly girl to use me

>>37465398
>>37466249
>>37465222
Are you still here?
I didn't think you were serious. I don't know, I give up. I mean I don't know, we can probably just talk on skype and chill if you're a true robot like me.

>>37466334
I've emailed you

n

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are there actually guys on this board willing to do stuff like this? i don't know why you would give money to a girl who calls herself ugly and fat desu

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>>37466334
>a true robot like me
>A TRUE ROBOT LIKE ME
Great job! I told you you could be the ultimate normalfag if you put your mind to it!

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>>37465071
>>37465110
that sounds really cute, anon! i hope your relationship keep going well for you!

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/r9k/ lied. Only a small percentage of women can live on easy mode and unfortunately you'll never be part of that group.

>>37467472
wrong, I've already snagged a sugar daddy

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>>37467472
i know that feel ;_;
>>37467780
reeeeee look at this normie

>>37462185
Only retarded women need "sugar daddies".
>Try getting an education, dumbass.

Even if you're 2/10, you can get a 5/10 boyfriend. Women always date up. I'm easily a 6/10 and my boyfriend is 8(almost 9)/10. I know this because whenever we are in public together, women always talk to him and are nice to him. For some reason, he likes me and is over dating stacys who will cheat on him.

>>37464452
Kek. When robots say this as if they themselves are shining contributing members of society. Just jealoys girls have this option.

That said. You are fat and ugly. You probably arent as bad as you think but the point of a sugar baby is to be young, cute. Someone worth spending time with. Someone entertainkng to spend time with. And as tempting as that sounds when im struggling to pay bills, i know i couldnt do it. Even if i had anything to offer.

>>37469699
I would finance a fat ugly girl if she pretended to be my gf, but I'm fat and ugly too so she wouldn't want me.

>>37469773
But you could finance a pretty girl in that case. You would at least have some chance of dating the fat ugly one for real. Why pay for less

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>>37469699
>the point of a sugar baby is to be young, cute. Someone worth spending time with. Someone entertainkng to spend time with.
wtf, is that seriously all you have to do? it can't be that easy

>>37469821
Are you serious? Attractive women only sell themselves to attractive men, and since men who have enough money to buy women, also have enough money to look good physically, they have more than enough choice not to bother with someone like me.

>>37469855
you have to generally get the guy off with lewds as well

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>>37469876
reeee, i'm too pure for that ;__;

>>37469866
Women will do anything if you have enough money
>>37469855
From whatci gather then yes. I think many demand some level of culture, class, education though. And nah you dont have to sllep with them but i guess it depends on how great you are in other waysp

Im ugly and i got replies on seeking arrangement. (Only on it for curiousity tho) surprised, but then im not fat. And i think i give off a slightly different air than the usual sugar babies on there. Given im more into gardening than handbags. Camping over luxury spa holidays.

Not trying to be ~not like other girls~ im sure id be into those things too if i had money. Idk. Just think it gave me an edge

>>37469773
Really? I'm an ugly fat girl. What's your skype?

>>37470050
How much money did you make?

orregggano

>>37470111
Nothing. I said i was only curious. Im in a small uk town. And I set myself as america for more chances. I'm not at all interested in it. Im socially retarded and probably boring

token moneybot here to tell you that sugardaddies and sugar babies are pretty degenerate.

just become a live in maid for one of us instead desu

>>37470196
Well that's no good. I made an account on seekingarrangment, and with no profile picture I got a few messages (probably about 20) too, but I didn't have the confidence to put up any pictures. There are some legit 8/10 Stacies on that site, I stand no chance against the competition.