It's my birthday today, robots. And I'm feeling sad.

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Happy Birthday.

Try to get comfy, eat food that you like, watch a movie you enjoyed, and just try to be happy. You deserve it.

Hey anon, don't be sad (normie advice, sorry)! How old are you now?

Happy birthday anon how old are you turninng friendo?

>>37462150
>>37462172

I'm 26 as of twenty five minutes ago.

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>>37462252
Tell us about yourself anon. I'll be up for some time tonight.

>>37462062
Happy Birthday anon-dude I remember 26 well it was just as depressing as it is now at 39

Happy Birthday dude! Don't be sad, life is full of opportunity and better days to come.

Happy birthday anon, tell us your life story.

>>37462277
>Since 2013 I've been working as a security guard.
>left my piece of shit company because they cheated me out of my money
>signed on with a new company with good benefits and a contract that paid $13 an hour
>got booted from that site because of my autism now working for $11.97 at a GM IT building.
>All I wanted in life was to be a writer, majored in History in community college
>dropped out because it was a dead end path
>still occasionally write for my Macedonian friend's somewhat popular Traditionalist webzine
>He's a former Slavic mercenary and we're both depressed and hate the modern world and share the same interests
>Reagrdless, I have to watch my young brother and his friend exceel at their IT jobs.
>I'm fucking 26 and have nothing goign for me
>only thing that gives me comfort is my booze, waifu and the Orthodox Church

I haven't been depressed since high school but my birthdays always send me into a massive spiral.

>>37462062
Every has a right to happiness anon!

>>37462494
I meant every human has a right to happiness anon!

>>37462417

Birthdays are tough. Every day in terms of time is exactly like the last. However, knowing that you are actually another year older is like hearing the endless chiming of a large brass bell.

Why not go back to school, anon?

>>37462062
It can always get worse. When you think you've hit rock bottom just remember that someone broke through rock bottom. I always thought things couldn't get worse and then guess what, they fucking did. I've blocked of communication to society and haven't talked to a human being in 18 months at least. I'm honestly a few steps away from being a meme except not fat just a fucking druggie.

>>37462527
I'm to old and posses no technical skills whatsoever. I'm just trying to find a job where I can earn a living wage.

It's my birthday, too, Anon. I hope you are enjoying your drinks

>>37462252
Hey its my birthday as well and I also turned 26.
Happy Birthday, birthday twin.
It's funny to imagine the idea of us being next to each other after we were born.

>>37462556
>>37462594
Are you two from Texas by any chance?

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>>37462594
>>37462556
>>37462252
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! you are now wiser

>>37462062
would boobs help cheer you up, anon?

>>37462550

Hard to do without education. If you are vehemently against it, just know that you will need to work your way up to some managerial position most likely.

Btw 26 is not too old. I see oldfags at uni quite casually, and I go to a prestigious one.

>>37462626
no, I'm from nyc

>>37462646
I wish that were the case, but thank for the birthday you

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Don't worry OP

I we autists also have depression and feel like shit all the time

here is a meme to cheer you up

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>>37462704
Happy Birthday Anon!

Please enjoy yourself tonight!

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>>37462062

Big Comfy Cash here.

What you want for your bday my broke dude? Reasonable?

>>37463590
I just ordered another Michel houellebecq novel from amazon. I don't have the money to spend but whatever, money's meant to be spent anyway.

>>37462062
Happy birthday anon
Keep it real and keep it safe
I hope you enjoy

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>>37463617


bitch im asking you what you want for your bday i got like 40 on me sup what you want a draqgon dildo?

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June 2nd fags unite, HBD guys. Mine was also pathetically depressing