>help stacey to her feet anon, don't just stand there

what did you say? you want me to fuck her feet? well alright

>>37460231
I'm not touching her. That's would be rape.

I will do it if everyone but myself leaves the vicinity. Go now. Leave her to me.

No I am too weak :(

>>37460231
Am I the only person who would actually help her home? I'm a disgusting poor person with no car tho so I'd have to drive hers.

>>37460265
Don't forget to make her eat a bowl of eggs.

I would probably dump water on her face and tell her to wake up

>wait until her braindead fuck friends leave or get distracted by something trivial
>pretend to walk by aimlessly
>pick up the car keys
>go for a calm relaxed joyride couple dozen miles away
>crash the car on purpose and ditch it, walk back home

I'll leave her to the sharks, survival of the fittest.

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>>37460384
This is the best option. Maybe pick up her phone and wallet to throw out the window as you're driving

>>37460329
Omg does someone have the screencaps to the anon forcing a girl to eat eggs? That shit was the funniest thing I've read.

Who is this cunt? Are there more pictures?

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>>37460779
Had to find it but here's the sauce Anon.

>>37460795
I have the rape vid.

>>37460898
post it faggot and i will post the wholeset of pics

you have to eat ALL the eggs you fucking whore.

I'd take her wallet, take out cash+credit cards and anything else valuable. Then I'd take her car and sell it for parts.

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>>37460231
>touching or being near a passed out XX chromosome human being
Do you want false rape accusations because that's how you get false rape accusations?

let me help her to orgasm instead
*unzips dick*

>>37462432
No I want actual rape accusations anon.

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>>37462211
>two bullshitters trying to bullshit each other

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>I'll just splash water on her face to wake her up. Like in the movies.
>Oh, I don't have any water. Hang on
>Unzips
>psssssssssssssssssssssss

>>37460231
I would legit find a black marker and draw funny whiskers and a monobrow on her face.

>>37463559
I wish I could pee in public

I would actually leave their presence and call a cop to asses the situation and escort them to the hospital to be screened for any medical problems.
I'm not getting on that rape train, anon.
I don't trust people enough anymore to do a good deed all by myself.