Hey, robots, I wish life was more like anime. I'd have massive tits, a cute butt and I'd get to wear all kinds of cute outfits without being called a slut. Boys would be hotter, everyone would have abs and spikes anime hair... we'd have powers and all kinds of interesting things happening around us. Yet here I am, flat chested and living my boring life. Anyone else share this feel? Anything else anime offers?
>>37459386
I agree therefore be my gf
I wish life was like one piece. I wish I could be spending my early 20 adventuring with friends, but here I am just sitting here doing nothing
>>37459446
>everyone should conform to my life choices
this is what is wrong with the current generation
>>37459446
Go join a military force, become an archeologist or go to Somalia and become a pirate? lol
Why can't I meet a girl like this?
>>37459530
Are you handsome?
Do you lift?
Do you have a job?
Are you wealthy?
Do you have friends?
Do you go outside?
>>37459530
I wish I had big boobs for you robots. >.<
>>37459576
I live in the middle of nowhere.
I don't exactly have a lot of opportunities.
>>37459627
Move somewhere else? Nothing will change otherwise.
>>37459610
I don't really care about that.
I meant I wish I could meet a girl who likes anime.
>>37459656
My parents are aging and they need my help.
I can't just move.
>>37459666
I like anime! We're out there, so don't give up.
I live chestlits wear them with pride! Own what you have that is what is sexy. Not what you see in movies
>>37459761
*love chestlits
It's the only way to be!
Doesn't make my flat chest feel much better.
>>37460311
Flat chests are cute though.
>>37459386
>>37459610
>>37460311
what's wrong with being flat-chested?
>>37459496
>tfw my dad once tried to join a pmc but my mother got pregnant and they rejected him
He both blames and thanks me for saving his life
>>37459610
My fetish is finding a flat girl who will let me rub my dick on her flat chest while she tries to get me off
>tfw clerk grabs the lowest size bra without even asking for size when asked for bra recommendation
>>37460527
Soon as get the seven or so grand I need I'm getting a boob job. D-cups here I come!
>>37460538
No offense but not my thing. Guess it's tame for 4chan tho
>>37460610
>getting a boob job
noooo don't ruin your dfc
just because chad has shit taste doesnt mean you should ruin your body for him
>>37460610
You know you have to replace the saline sacks every 10 years right?
Don't do it anon.
>>37460610
>No offense but not my thing
No offense but I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for a pure flat chested qt who isn't shy about her flatness, but acknowledges that flat is justice.
>>37460610
i'm flatchested too and i don't see why you hate your boobs? flat chests can be cute!
>>37460656
>>37460662
I'm doing it for me. I want to have actual boobs. Not this big, obviously, but big enough.
>>37460610
>D-cups here I come
it will look like shit if you're really flat chested
>>37460720
I'm a small b-cup now.
>>37460703
>>37460729
normally i'd ask for pics but i'm confident you look fine the way you are
>>37460729
so you're the female equivalent of a guy with a 6 inches dick who thinks it is too small
>>37460759
5'1", reddish brown hair, lots of freckles on my nose, cheeks, chest, shoulders and back, fair-ish skin.
>>37460729
>b-cup
Oh. I thought you were actually flat chested. You're just another cowtited chick
>>37460805
Uh, dude... see here
>>37460833
B cup is small.
>>37460813
sounds cute to me
>>37460873
No, A-cups are sexy and small. B-cups are average.
>>37460927
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
B CUPS ARE TOO SMALL FOR TITCOWS AND TOO BIG FOR PETTANKOS
B CUPS ARE WORST CUPS.
>>37460968
Your point being? It's a well regarded chart.
>>37460927
fuck you anon you only say that because of your anime loli fantasy and desperation for any form of real female
I've been mocked and ridiculed for A cups my whole life to believe otherwise
>>37461083
Who cares what assholes think about your chest? Maybe if you bothered to ask a non-asshole, THEY WOULD LOVE YOUR CHEST.
>lack of landwhales
>everyone is at least a 7
>flawless skin
>sexy bodies
>nice weather and scenery all the time
>etc
tfw born in the wrong dimension
This thread just reminds me how much I want a girlfriend.
>>37461325
Cool, get in line.
>commenting for later masturba- I mean visitation
>>37461083
>GUYS ONLY LIKE ME FOR MY CHEST
>MY CHEST IS TOO FLAT FOR ANY GUYS TO LIKE ME