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Its still may on my op edition
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Milk Cat 65
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Real nigga hours what you lads up to?
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>Ebin has an OP image saved with the words "best poster" in a circle pointing to the girl he avatarfags with
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My American long distance """girlfriend""" has informed me she's going swimming at this midnight party

She's getting fucked isn't she
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>>37459280
>girlfriend
>party

dropped immediately

she's far too normie, get rid
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>>37459280
Mate she's getting shagged raw. Why 'go out' with someone that far away?
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>>37459259
Youtube Ice_Poseidon just got swatted and I'm enjoying watching the events that have followed.

He's coming to England next week: specifically London, Manchester and Liverpool and I'm kind of scared for the dude because if someone pulls that shit over here with what's just happened in Manchester it could end badly for him. But he knows the risks I guess.
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>converted to islam recently
>whites think I'm a traitor
>muslims think I'm a weirdo
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>>37459311
addressed in last thread

>>37459317
I'm desperate and emotionally fragile, do you know how good it feels to have someone say they care about you other than your parents?
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>>37459329
you're both you weird traitor
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>>37459277
you have to edit the OP or it doesn't let you post with a duplicate
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>>37459198
>>37459277

I like Ebin.

But the problem is, because his waifu is so cute he can get away with an awful lot. Like this. I find it cute. But I shouldn't because my brain can't rationalise that it is a big hairy lad behind it.
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>>37459325
>Youtube Ice_Poseidon
who?
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>>37459343
I've seen this image multiple times, you egotist.
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>>37459325
>youtube """""celebrities"""""
should be exterminated 2bh
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>>37459359
https://gaming.youtube.com/ice_poseidon/live

this guy
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>>37459329
I dont believe you but have a (you)
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>>37459325
hasn't this guy made his career off being swatted?
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can you believe brit feel lads?

len is trapped in another dimension and ebin is joining a gang. proper mad times.
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>he doesn't know Madoanon actually killed someone
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>>37459366
i only edited it once or twice and can't be arsed saving any others

>>37459352
i'm not that big, hairy maybe but i'm trying to shave
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>>37459067
>when will the BH gang be

you have to complete a training schedule before you can become an official member. think of it as how soldiers have to complete basic training.

to begin with, we suggest buying a weight training set off amazon and following a work out routine we will write out for you

secondly, we suggest purchasing a selection of books we will recommend.

ori
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Have you ever wondered what that feeling is in your soul after you have an orgasm but before you take a shit? Yeah. Right there, right in the back of your brain. It's that feeling that lets you know that nothing will ever be okay. It's that reminder, the one you get every time some one posts a calvin and hobbes picture in 2017.
You wonder why no one else can see how truly shitty they are. Why are they all such worthless pig fucks? Why aren't you Judge Dread?
Some times, when you wake up late at night to calm down after that reoccuring nightmare you've had since your tenth birthday where your parents out live you and tell every one that you were thinking about rejoining the church, you're half way through your tenth cigarette in a row when you can't help but scream out at the top of your lungs: "FUCK THIS FUCKING PLACE GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I A HUMAN PLEASE LET THERE BE A GOD WHO WILL KILL THIS ENTIRE SPECIES FUCK ME FUCK YOU FUUUUUCK."
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>>37459442
>BH gang
what is this
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>>37459390
do you think len is trapped in the shadow zone but getting stronger and will come back to sacrifice his life to save britfeel like the end of ffxv
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>>37459451
>the one you get every time some one posts a calvin and hobbes picture in 2017
fuck off american, no one in the UK relates to Calvin and Hobbes
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This is my favourite time of the day. Oh it is so comfy right here now. The cool quilt is very nice, the cool sheets are nicer. I flip the pillow to the cool side and that is very nice also. Here I am phone posting in bed. Veery nice. The birds are tweeting very nicely outside. Usually this would annoy me but right now it's very nice. Its dark and right now now I have no responsibilities, I can just lie here which is very nice.
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>>37459483
There is no escape. Only the purest could hope to escape from the phantom meme zone, and Len has dark secrets...
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>>37459465
im wondering about the same thing too. apparently they post here sometimes but delete their posts.
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>>37459571
Sounds like a load of bullshit desu mate
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In a bit of a pickle lads

>going to anime con with some mates soon
>girl I'm talking to is also going
>she has nobody to go with
>I said she can come with us
>she's very happy now
>she's a furry
>will almost definitely be fursuiting
>mates kicking off with me for letting a furry hang out with us

I was just trying to be nice lads
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>>37459595
hahahaha oh man you fucked up

gonna fucking yiff in hell mate
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oi oi lads. could i get a quick rate please? give me some tips too. i need to impress the girl i am dating

need to be up at 8 to get to me uncles chippy
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>>37459594
The devils greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist
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>>37459329

posting this in /britfeel/ and brit/pol/

just off yourself lad
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>>37459594
yeah, i think so too but strange things happen here so i would not be too surprised if one of the mods is messing with us
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>>37459607
Howling lad, I didn't think they'd mind because she's quite cute and we already have some girls going with us so I'm not really breaking up the lads. Only issue is the damn fursuit. Can't really blame them though, furrys are cringe
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>>37459613
5/10. You're very average mate. So average you look like a default character preset of a human
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>>37459690
is she autistic lad? serious question. i cant imagine anyone with an ounce of awareness would openly admit to being a furry
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>>37459690
>I'm not really breaking up the lads
This is what that one wanker in your group who drags an insufferable woman along to meetups and fucking ruins everything ACTUALLY BELIEVES

Hope she fucks you mate and i hope its worth fucking things up with your actual mates for
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>Try to play video game
>Do horribly and feel awful and lose

guess I'll watch a movie instead desu
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>>37459756
no ebina keep trying! Try D.va desu.
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>>37459707
thank you friend. i was worried about being a 4 or 3 because two female customers complained about me saying they dont want an ugly person serving their food
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>>37459756
if you carry on with this kind of behavior you wont get into the BH
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>>37459725
Very, very likely. She seems very off socially, like she doesn't have any social networks except furry sites and deviantart. Shes the only person I know who still texts in this day and age and not just use normiebook messenger
>>37459731
B-but I don't want to be that guy lad. I don't really mind never talking to her again but I'm too kind of a person to tell someone they can't hang out with me
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>>37459233
You can just tell it's skimmed.
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>>37459756
>try to watch a movie
>still fail at it
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>>37459756
>Try to play video game
>Tracer POTG
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>>37459788
>She seems very off socially, like she doesn't have any social networks

H-heh yeah, those weirdos right
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>>37459797
>>37459819
which one if you is a BH member? fucking out yourself now, what is your desire with ebin

im watching you
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>>37459788
>B-but I don't want to be that guy lad.
its too late mate, honestly what the fuck do you think is gonna happen
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>>37459771
wasn't Overwatch, I'd already given up on that its too stressful. It was dota2. Makes me feel even worse. I think you really need friends for stuff like OW to be fun, its too varying in quality game by game for people like me.

>>37459784
nobody would want me for anything. I'm an actual loser and not a pseudo-loser. I've failed at everything i've ever tried.

>>37459797
>tfw this is actually true, trying to finish off Kubrick. Got barry lyndon and eyes wide shut left on my hard drive. Going to keep just binging producers till I've watched all their good stuff, seems like an organized way to consume stuff.
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>>37459838
>yeah mate there's already 8-9 of us going, whats one more?

Exactly that
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>>37459853
>I think you really need friends for stuff like OW to be fun
not true at all mate just stick to quick play and minimal arcade, turn off chat.
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>>37459198

>Its still may on my op edition

June isn't the end of May after all

commies BTFO
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>>37459853
christ, didn't mean to greentext that whole last sentence

>>37459869
I was getting really bored just from getting 25, its even worse has a healer in them modes cause people just run off solo without thinking
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>>37459853
>eyes wide shut
this has slowly become my fave kubrick film, its underrated
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>>37459973
Mine is The Shining so far, found all the rest quite mediocre
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Good night lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSaiZqyOSEk
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>>37459921
Lucio is a better healer for beginners, wasn't till I hit about 80something that I could actually handle Mercy because she has almost no defences (although I have taken down some bad roadhogs on occasion) and you can't just follow someone around and expect to tank everyone, it's more a case of wrangling a group. So if you're in a team of hanzos/genjis/mcrees who are not playing the objective it's not gonna be good and you're better off as Lucio

>>37459994
funny I never really thought Shining was that amazing desu big fan of the rest though.
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any of you lads up for skype call

I just got back in from normie LARPing and I fried as fuck.
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>>37459853
>nobody would want me for anything

bollocks mate, and you know it is.

you are a sleeping lion. you just haven't had the right guidance in life. you are the way this way CURRENTLY because it has become a habit. Yes, with this state of mind you will remain in this same condition but movement of spirit can be done if you try hard enough and i know you are capable.

no single being is perfect on its own. this is why we have each other - to execute the tasks we personally lack the circumstances to perform. all we have at the end of the day is eachother because with out each other we would have nothing

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily

dont give up. fight back. fucking stand up lad. you can do this. i believe in you.
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>>37460100
yeah maybe, but I don't see it


anyone want to chip in and buy an air raid siren with me?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/415V-motor-driven-emergency-air-raid-siren-/162511962268?hash=item25d677c09c:g:rtYAAOSwWnFV8T9X
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>>37460139
>anyone want to chip in and buy an air raid siren with me?

why do you want to buy this? lol
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>>37460173
I don't really desu, love sirens though, binge watching videos of them on youtube now, something extremely spooky about them
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>>37460195
my sleeping pattern is fucked again. i hate sleeping now a days. i rarely have a good nights sleep. wish i could just switch a button to put myself to sleep.
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>>37460195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJCLf-Uv74
kinda cosy
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>>37460250
>inb4 someone suggests a lethal dose of morphine
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>>37459788
>Shes the only person I know who still texts in this day and age and not just use normiebook messenger

is this actually weird? i thought this was relatively normal. i dont have a facebook
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>never get female attention throughout primary and secondary
>go to the US for uni, cali
>now getting too much female attention and i dont know how to handle it
i dont know what to do anymore robots
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>>37460458
wrong thread desudesudesu
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fucking glasses are completely smudged to shit and I have nothing to clean them with
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/stillup/ over here desu
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>>37461579
i'll change someday.... someday
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>>37461579
>>37461604

sames lads
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So it's been confirmed the Tories cheated in 2015 and stole the election from UKIP in Thanet lads.
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save the thread from dying, you may thank me later
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Footybot checking in. Going on s pub crawl with the lads I met at the footy. First meet up since the season ended. Can't wait.

You can all make friends lads. You can
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>>37463231
I want to cum on you're face
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Anyone on jobseekers here?

They are starting to make people to confidence courses, with talks of making people have haircuts to look more presentable.
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Ended up binge eating and vomiting last night. I felt really ashamed and disgusted with myself. I would give anything to have a sliver of self control and I wish the hunger wasn't so intense.

Nevertheless, it is important to focus on the positives! I went four whole days without doing it which is the longest I've managed in over a year! Really proud of myself. Going to aim for five days next~

Do you have any goals anons? Big or small, working towards something feels very good~

>>37463510
Good to hear you are still friends with them lad. Your story is very inspirational to us all! Got any advice to share? And I would love to hear more stories from you~
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I'm excited for the Lions tour lads. I feel like I've just found a shekel on the floor.
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>>37463666
>with talks of making people have haircuts to look more presentable.

i havent cut my hair in 4 years, and i dont plan to
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>>37463770
walking up snowdon week after next, lost a decent amount of weight over the last year and a bit. we're all gonna make it lads.
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>>37459198
Lads is being a gallery invigilator the most robot job?

>Stand all day in rooms with nice art
>Tell old people where the bathroom is
>Occasionally tell moronic American to not lick the painting
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>>37463770
thats sad, I was wondering about it last night when you didn't update us desu. Very good you managed four days though, five will be easy

my small goal is to keep pushing out of the neetlife, but desu I had strong suicidal feelings about two hours ago. Sometimes feels I'm not working towards anything at all and even if I am i'll never achieve happiness, big goal is having a reason to live and stop feeling so numb at life, I hate talking about goals cause it all sounds cliche and if I set goals i'll just disappoint myself now and that'll play on my mind later, like I was supposed to start reading and working out this year and yet i've barely touched the surface of either, everything feels so pointless when your an uneducated and self-aware but don't have the willpower to fix it.

got a bit bloggy again desu sorry

>>37463881
I got a hair cut in like october last year and it looked like shit

>>37463959
sounds like a comfy job but too niche to get
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>>37463923
>walking up snowdon

Would love to see some pictures desu anon. You going by yourself? And well done on the weight loss. Bet you feel much better and you should feel really proud of yourself~

>>37463959
Wouldn't want to stand all day and I doubt I could tell people off since I'm too shy. Bet an art gallery or a museum is super comfy to work in though~

>>37463970
desu the fact you are trying to improve your life is really fantastic and you don't give yourself enough credit for taking the first, most difficult step. Goals really do not have to be big at all. It could be something as simple as waking an hour earlier, using the cashier instead of the self checkout or reading just one page of a book a day. All these small actions will add up and you will feel better about yourself, I promise~

If you need encouragement Ebin, britfeel is full of lovely lads who can motivate you. You're going to make it lad~
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>>37464115
>britfeel is full of lovely lads who can motivate you. You're going to make it lad~

I don't doubt that, sometimes this place makes me feel worse but I keep the tab open regardless. Feel like an outsider just pointlessly blogging for feel good points to mostly well adjusted people (maybe not by societies standards but my own standards which are a bit questionable most likely). Feels bad people even liking me on here, because if they knew me outside forum posts they would not like me after a few months or it'd break down way faster than that. I don't think I deserve peoples attention in anyway so it makes me feel very awkward but I appreciate it. Nearly every online communty makes me feel insecure because I only have entry level views/taste in everything at most. My only social communication alienates me to the point where I consider quitting it all together, but then i'd have absolutely nothing.

and the more I think about how i've been constantly expelled from every communtiy - even online all my life the more I realize it'll probably never work out. Drives me closer to feeling suicidal knowing this.

anyway you probably shouldn't read that blogshit.
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>>37463970
>>37464115
>>37464386

Just fug already

bloxo cubes
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>>37459756
>being a tryhard
Stop trying to hard at it and you'll start having more fun. Fuck all the whinging 12 year old faggots, let them cry.
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>>37464386
People like you because you are really nice and are trying to better yourself! You might not see it yourself but you are genuinely one of the loveliest people I have spoken to. I can't imagine disliking you irl either, I would probably like you more! We want to support you as you try to make it lad, and trust me lots of anons here love you! I really hope you stick around Ebin~
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>>37464386
Fuck off with this shit. You have a horde of faggots falling over themselves like crabs in a bucket who would gladly go out with you or be your friend.
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>>37464422
don't know if i'm capable of fugging lad, seems like such an alien concept to me - any intimate contact for that matter. When i'm outside other people couldn't seem more distant, they're like a different species from me, laughing and talking, couldn't imagine actually talking to one or touching one right now, there is my close family which are like other players and everyone else is a grey npc, i've not interacted with a real player for years, a lot of people think like this I assume but its sort of amplified

>>37464487
y-you too tilde, you are lovely too

>>37464508
yeah I guess, makes me feel a bit of a cunt for even blogging about it. I mean I feel an alienation even from speaking to people off here personally too online, everyone has at least something going for them that i've interacted with so far which makes me envious and then it doesn't work. Its a character flaw from me

sorry for all the text - you shouldn't have to be exposed to such drivel, but this is r9k afterall so oh well.
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>>37463923
Did this the other week with my brother. Weather was terrible but achievement was worth it. If you're driving get there early like 7am as it gets busy. He Pyg pass is fun
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>>37463770
did you stop working for the DWP? I remember you saying something about that last year
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>>37463770
Your existence offends me, that is teenage girl-tier
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>>37463770
Sorry for late response was in the shower.

Just to say that my life has improved with these friends. Still in a group chat talking footy, politics everything really. Doing a big pub crawl today and one of the lads who is married said his wife and some of her friends might be out later.

That wouldve made me terrified 4 months ago but now I'm OK with it. I've been drunk with the lads before and everyone had a good time.

I've yet to drop Sperghetti anywhere and don't feel I will because I'm not always trying to impress them by being outrageous or overly funny.

I'm more confident in my job too. Standing up for myself, getting noticed by my bosses. I'm taking more pride in my appearance and hygiene too.

What is also odd is that I've stopped obsessing over finding a gf. I'm having fun without one at the minute developing my life. It's crazy.
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>sat on the toilet literally shouting in agony as my body tries to force every last liquid drop of pizza from my system

fuck me, never having papa johns ever again, just going to order kebab or fried chicken from now on
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I'm on the train on my way to school until 4. How are you enjoying your Saturday anons?
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why are there so many gays in this thread
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>>37465056
Sorry mate you'll have to leave, you tipped us over the limit
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>>37465076
Best /britfeel/ banter in a while, give yourself a pat on the back desu
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>>37464699
I had a mental breakdown after two and a half weeks and got sacked senpai~

Thank you for remembering though anon, I didn't really talk about it much back then~

>>37464751
That honestly sounds fantastic lad. I never would have thought it would improve other areas of your life. Would you say you're a normie yet? Congratulations anon! You've made it! Do let us know how the pub crawl goes and remember to check in on your britfeel friends from time to time~
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>>37465076
>>37465136
I concur

Get yourself a milkshake
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Fuck sake lads

Had to call the opticians to schedule and eye test as my glasses broke and I fucking sperged out and made it for today at 13:00 problem is I've not slept yet as my sleep schedule is pretty fucked (normal for my standards) right now so that would mean I'd have to power nap for like 3 hours which I wasn't fucking doing so I called them up just now and rescheduled it, had to put the phone down 4 times because they same person I originally scheduled it with kept picking up, finally after sperging out on the phone I made it for monday and now I'm off to bed.

Stressful stuff the phone lads, at least I saved today. Next step is to go for a shower and get my haircut, scared to go to the barbers though in case they refuse to cut my hair as I've practically got a mullet now. Maybe he'd tell me to go a womens hairdresser, fucking dreading it lads, should've got my haircut months ago but Im autistic when it comes to that.

Anyway im off to bed after a quick wank.
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>>37465155
what do you wank to tilde?
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a kitten a kitten a kitten a kitten a kitten
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>>37465293
Ah, b-bit personal desu! I have not been able to do that for a while now. But it is usually 2D stuff of qt girls and lads. I like guro and vomiting quite a bit as well. I am a bit scared of s-sex so it has never really appealed to me~

Now you have to tell me yours, it is only fair anon!
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>second guessing my eye sight
I'm hoping it's because I haven't been awake a long and my eyes hadn't fully adjusted to the outdoors
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>>37459280
Jump on a plane and go
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>>37465155
Thanks Tilde

I'm not sure if I'm Normie yet. I think I'm on the way. I Remember making that snap decision to go and watch a none league game of football because it was sunny and I hope it's the tipping point in my life
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>>37459280
Sorry anon but she's getting Blacked
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>>37465359
I wonder if tildeanon has a cute mouth? If so, I'd like to kiss said cute mouth
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>>37465359
good being so honest though, it varies for me, sometimes nothing works. I like slow JAVs where the undressing and seduction part is long and watch that more than the real stuff. Crossdressing stuff, also like 2d stuff but nothing too bad, mostly cute stuff. Also gay stuff in a public setting (toilet etc). I think I just get off on the taboo aspect of stuff really.


>>37465365
Go to the opitican anyway lad, I went after neglecting it for years and the difference glasses made was like going from 360p to 1080p, perhaps even bigger difference at long distance, It blew me away. I don't like wearing them really though, I don't wear them inside because I can still see pretty well nearsight.
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>>37465445
I was trying to read number plates at considerable distance. my vision at distance isn't blurry but the text was just too small to actually read so I don't know if I'm just being silly
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I've all but given up on it for this week, but just putting a final shout for a meetup in Leeds, most likely down the pub, at around 1730. Any takers?
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>>37465445
You're a right dirty little fucker aren't you?
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>>37465488
ah right, everything was blurry for me at a distance, couldn't read number plates

>>37465572
I suppose thats subjective


>start movie at 4am
>still haven't finished it
>can't go to sleep till i've finished it
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>>37465629
>shagging in public
>especially toilets
>not as dirty as it can get
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>>37465703
yeah but in real life i'm scared of public toilets, I can barely use them and afterwards feel really paranoid that I've caught something from them.

that probably fuels it a bit
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>>37459198
Nigella is on TV, shes got her black satin bathrobe on
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>>37465731
when I first moved into this house, I was wanking to Nigella on the regular
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>>37465725
>even likes the sense of danger
I bet you like choking too you filthy bugger.
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Just saw a pic of an old friend (female) from school. She has aged terribly and is only 22.
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Well, it looks as though it's not happening this week. I'll check the thread once more after work to see if anyone wants to go. If so I'll be wearing a blue shirt, at The Angel Inn at 1730. Obviously if there are no replies I'm not going to bother. If that's the case I'll retire to anonymity until the end of next week. Look forward to seeing you then if that's the case.
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>>37466027

(You) are so alone
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>>37466027
do you support leeds united lad
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gf's saliva all over my cock
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I hate summer. All my friends are graduating uni and going back home, so there's a decent chance that I won't see any of these people that I've spent pretty much every waking hour with ever again. What's the point of making friends if they always inevitably leave? I really hate summer.
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>>37466120
Gfs cock all over my saliva.
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>>37464699
small county in the midlands where a DWP office is located and works currently in greggs
i will find the tilde
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>>37465359
>>37465445
do you two have to shit the thread up every fucking time? I preferred xi posting to your incessant whining and fake personalities
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>>37466373
Looks like weve got ourselves a genuine tsundere on our hands
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>>37466373
>fake personalities

my posts are 100% sincere, your right about the whining though. sorry
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Mummy needs me to go to the shop. Quite scared I'll end up buying lots of junk food desu. Anyone want anything?

>>37466349
Please don't senpai~
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>mums schizoaffective disorder got the neighbours hating her (us) again
>now I have to walk around with a concealed knife again got next door's bf is massive roidhead with arms offences

I'm getting fed up with it all lads
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>>37466395
buy lots of junk food and purge treat yourself
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>>37466395
>Anyone want anything?

A tub of vaseline please lad
Also drinking straws, pipe cleaners, sellotape and some corn flour
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>tfw hungry but it's not lunch time yet
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>>37466415
>mums schizoaffective disorder got the neighbours hating her (us) again
I know that feel, my mums antics mean that the neighbours hate her and I guess I'm lumped in be default
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Writing a horror book lads

Anyone want me to name a character after you?
Disclaimer: you're character may get raped
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>>37466455
yeh lad my names theresa may
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>>37466455
Eduardo Rastapopolous
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>We are closer to 2080 than 1990
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Feeling a bit like a fat sack of crap today, not quite sure how to undo this. I can't imagine exercising is going to be enough. Like I've permanently fattened myself up or something.
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>>37466455
phil mcrevis
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>>37466569
The thing with exercise is, the more you do it the easier it gets. Get a consistent but easily doable routine established, and In a year you'll be in good shape. Don't fall for any if the meme advice though, change takes time
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What should I name my Piplup, lads?
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>>37466650
Call it Piplup
Dubs get
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>>37466650
sechsmal
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Just ate the tastiest apple ever, lads.
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>>37466667
What breed was it lad?
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Just checked in the freezer and all the Mars ice creams are gone
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>>37466678
Pink Lady aka mai waifu.
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>>37466691
Nah Royal Gala or Fiji is the correct answer.
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>>37466650
Julius because Emperor.
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>>37466665
Len, pls

>>37466709
I might do that, thanks anon.
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good night lads

oririr
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What's the best way to kill yourself here since we don't have guns?
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>>37466727
Don't let the existential dreadbugs bite.
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>>37466732
by reading final exit
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>>37466732
Eat more than 2 creme eggs in one sitting.
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If Jeremy Corbyn doesn't win this election I'll livestream my suicide.

Screencap this post to hold me to it.
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>>37466708

Jazz apple > all other apple varieties > dry, crumbly Royal Gala
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>>37466735
kek.
you deserve a you for that witty post anon
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Just had a pancakes with my full English. The americans actually got something right, it was pretty tasty
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>>37466771
For your sake lad I hope the nation see sense and Corbyn wins
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37459198/
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Pictured: Your average britfeel user
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>>37466800
>Jazz apple
If I wanted to eat an apple that hard and that sweet i'd bite in to a frozen lemon.
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>>37466876

>implying I wear trousers
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>>37466876
I always felt sorry for Wallace. Where was his wife? Was she dead, or did he reach old age without marrying?
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>>37466906
He was the original robot
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>>37466876
>implying I'm that intelligent
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>>37466455
Not the first time someone has wrote fiction of me being raped

Joseph
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>order a Mako nendoroid
>it arrives today
>get Hana
I wanted a sleepyhead, dammit ;_;
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>>37466934
it wasn't fiction joseph. you repressed the memory and now convince yourself it was a story
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My memes bring all the robots to the /Britfeel/ and their like it's better than yours. Damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you but i have to charge
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Just ordered a poleaboo action figure off the darkweb lads
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>>37467019
must have paid a fortune lad i think tee odds are 1/100 in the blind boxes
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>>37467019
I hope it comes with changeable part so you can make it the girl version
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Anyone here use alphabay who could give my friend some advice on how to start buying securely?
He has Tails.
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Anyone fancy playing some ARAM on league? I#m pretty bored today desu.
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>>37466985
>>37466985
No honest I wasn't actually raped.

A weird kid at school drew a comic of me and a another kid having gay sex

I didn't know how to feel about it
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>>37467133
Tell him to get sonic lad
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Is there any escaping 4chan? I delete the app around 3 times a week but I get those shitpost urges and reinstall it. I like it but I spend way too much time here and I think it's having a negative impact on my life. /britfeel/ is the biggest reason I keep coming back here.
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Is this breaking the politics rule lads? If so I apologise but these is really pissing me off and /pol/ will just say the wrong side won anyway.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/03/dunkirk-spirit-brexiters-uk-britain-europe

I know war involves myth but FFS, the Battle of Britain did actually happen, Rommel really did get BTFO'd eventually etc. Some things are facts and while history can be questioned and distorted, there is an underlying reality that actually occurred.

Its ultimately unclear to me how the lesson of WW2 is, as the author insists, to allow Germany to gain as much power as it wants and to reject the Americans. It doesn't even make any sense on the face of it. Internationalism, in the form of the League of Nations, created the conditions for the entire conflict.
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>>37467211
>Is there any escaping 4chan?
Nice Kevs but yes. Have some bloody self control.
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>>37467211

I only post on my PC now, the phone posting at work was too addictive.
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>>37467208
He wants to know what that is
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4568646/Naked-Brit-falls-balcony-romp-prostitute.html

Off to Thailand lads. Who's coming?
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>>37467223
>guardian

that's all that needs to be said lad
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Hope you are all having a comfy weekend lads.

Weekend workers, hope your shifts aren't as bad as they could be.

- PM Kev x
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Back from the shop lads. Forgot it was Saturday so it was swarming with normies. Very unpleasant. Managed not to buy any junk food either. Going to have a nice, comfy Saturday afternoon~

What have you got planned for today lads?
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>>37467211
Is the app back on the play store? Thought it got deleted.
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>>37467225
Nope its on f-droid
>>37467225
True enough. Easier said than done though
>>37467230
Ye i might need to do the same
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>>37466890

They're not hard, they're crunchy and delicious

Buy 6 today
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>>37467277

What shop did you go? Are you an Asda lad or a Tesco lad?

And yeah, it's swarming. One of the Asda aisles had a lingering smell of BO. Went down it twice, empty, same smell in the same place. Fucking weird.

90% sure it wasn't me.
>>
Thunder, lightning, and now a hailstorm

Pretty wild weather today
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>>37467327
Went to Lidl

Please don't bully it's the only shop nearby~

What did you go out for senpai?
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>tfw you're picking your little toe nail and you accidentally pick the whole thing off
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>>37467388

Grate it on a nice cracker lad
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>>37467368
Eh, it's all made in the same factory, for a good part of most consumer goods. I get own-brand stuff despite having money for branded goods, just no point (quite literally) pissing away money.

Got some more smoothies, Shin Cups, and some sparkling water.

What did you buy? Very curious, as your persona is generally the type to shun food.
Good move, in a positive direction.

>>37467388

Oh dear lad. That's not the brightest thing to do.
They do grow back, don't they? If there's enough cuticle left or something?
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>>37466906
He used to bum Gromit

The cold hard truth, but he couldn't speak out.
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I've fucked up big style lads.

Ordered 100 vallies off the dark web the other night but forgot to put my name alongside the address. Just found the envelope sitting open on the kitchen table. Mum's obviously been in there.

What do? She'll not believe me if I deny responsibility.
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Too fucking hot in this chippy lads. I'm sweating like a pedo in a nursery

I knew I should not of went into work today. Me uncle drives a hard bargain though
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>>37467275
So far so good, only been awake an hour but it's been a comfy 1
>>37467277
Going to try install some add ons on kodi so i can watch anime,then might try a bit of a doodle desu. I did a couple last night and enjoyed it, so why not try again eh.
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https://youtu.be/aKRDVbTKi_I
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>>37467462
NO !
delet this
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>>37467445
my binge eating problem has made me very frugal with food shopping since it is very costly~

Some of their own brand Coke zero and a nice box of cereals. Been trying to eat more regularly recently~

You seem really lovely btw anon~

>>37467496
What kinds of things do you doodle anon? I would love to see some desu~
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>>37467239
third floor and not life threatening

jeez, pretty scary people an hero like this when so much could go wrong
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>>37467502
>jim how can you have done this?
Good question,he's bleeding from the neck but there's a gun placed next to him. How the fuck did he do it?
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>>37467479

you work in a chippy, that's cool, do you get free chips when you want?

and why are you so stingy with vinegar
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I just want to be normal reeeee

How do I process all this shit, I need answers to a problem I can barely put into words, but they don't exist.

It all feels really hopeless. I can't really affect anything, I just have to wait and see how bad it will be.
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>>37467474
Jesus lad, I dont know what to suggest but giving a (you) and hoping one of the lads has a good idea
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https://youtu.be/SRWiqjgOyX0
This is nice video
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>>37467544
it depends what mood i'm in really.i've posted a few on here before.i'll show you some if you want but it might take me a while to put them together,got them on pc laptop and phone.
they aren't that good senpai.maybe start to imagine crude scribbles of a child then you won't be dissapointed
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Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp_rgXdH-gA
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>>37467474
You might have to tell her the truth.Say you are depressed but couldn't face seeing a doctor.Tell her you bought the pills online don't mention the DW though say it was on the normal internet.
I don't think you could say anything else that she would believe
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>>37467622
Yeah, I get free food from there. It's the main reason I work at this place and it's not bad for picking up girls because they think they can get a free chippy out of me
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>>37467847
>nigger

have a guess mate, im not ashamed of my heritage or bloodline and want to destroy it
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>>37467847
Yes
Ayyyyy lmaaaao
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>>37467929
>sex is the same as breeding
see you in church
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So, this came today.

How should I kill myself?
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>>37467967
so you got your DBS?
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>>37467967
what happened anon? britblox
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>almost 25
>never been in a relationship
>virgin
>feel constantly depressed
>live with parents
>looking at jobs
>nothing in my local area
>got a degree in fucking History AND made zero friends or contacts on the course
Considering necking myself tbqh lads. FML
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>>37467967
>forfeiture of computer components

Seems kinda vague, does that mean they get your laptop, phone and game consoles that can access the internet?
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>>37467967
So did you have cp or is this some sort of mistake? Tell us the story lad
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>>37468031
depression is not discontent

you'd fucking know it if you ever experienced it
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>>37467807
desu I would love to see them! Do not worry about the quality, nobody starts out good and if you tried your best to draw them then I am sure to like them~
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>>37468050
Thank you Mr. Semantic Faggot please DIAF
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>>37467967
Where abouts in the UK do you live bro? My friend is supposed to be getting one of these soon
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>>37468059
I can see why you're alone
ori
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>>37467967
Was it 3D or 2D pics, this info is important.
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>>37468073
>lonely on r9k
Whatever next
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>>37468073
Love this canned response. "You have problems? It's just you!" No advice, no actual reply to what it posted, just jerking it over how you're above it all, not even that guy but please kill yourself you little cum stain
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>>37468073
stop being a cunt for (you)'s
>>
Do any other lads like being hungry? i havent got an eating disorder or anything, i mean i wont starve myself on purpose but i just really enjoy when my stomach does those rumbling and squelching things when im fucking starving, as i am now since i havent eaten for just over 12 hours, feelsgoodboys
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>>37468087
This is exactly why i refuse to look at Loli pics, save them or search for them. Not my thing anyway but i remember reading a case about someone that got done for having them. I have studied criminal law this year as a minor and often judges will try to make an example out of people to deter others.

Absolutely mad if people are getting done for them because most people don't even know it is illegal and it's all over the internet
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>>37468112
i don't think he asked for help, he was just posting his blog
let's say we're both worthless cunts and be done with it
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>>37468126
>loli is illegal in England
>But perfectly legal in Scotland where I live
>mfw
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>>37468137
What's wrong with posting your blog? I do it all the time.
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>>37468150
getting uppity when someone agrees that you're worthless is rich
and telling me to DIAF wasn't nice
>inb4 abloobloobloo
that would be hypocritical of you
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>>37467967
That's not all that bad. You aren't even going to jail.

just don't do it again anon :^)
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>>37467987
>>37468049
>>37468087
Pictures I took on holiday of legal aged girls (in spain) were found by the staff when developed and I got done for it. There were a lot more but we managed to get it down from 30 or so counts if I plead guilty to the youngest looking ones.
It's a shitshow I know, and a huge mistake on my part but I genuinely didn't break the law.

>>37468045
My PC, laptop, phone were all taken but not the games console. I'm currently using my brother's old ipad.
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How do i get the smell of smoke out of my room? i was chainsmoking in here last night because reasons and now the smell is lingering much longer than usual, tried opening my window for a while and spraying deoderant everywhere and it hasnt worked
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>>37468181
if you didn't do anything wrong why aren't you fighting it?
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>>37468174
>calls others hypocritical
>while he derides others for being "worthless" on r9k
If that wasn't the point of your original reply, there was no point and it was a worthless post.
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>>37468192
The cps only care about statistics, they would have seen me locked up otherwise.
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>>37468218
this shit fucking sticks to you for life, especially if its underaged stuff, fight this for fucks sake anon the cps aren't invincible
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>>37468181
You done goofed nigga

Were they just girls on the street or did you know them?
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>>37468181
Where abouts in Spain did you go anon?
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>>37468181
Get a good lawyer even if you have to go into debt.
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>>37468181
Wow that is fucked up, what the hell did you do?
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>>37468203
my original reply was saying that depression is not the same as unhappiness
but details..
I'm over it, don't worry
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mum wants to kick me out
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>>37468282
not ebinalad, try again
>>
The age of consent in Spain is 16... so this guy is lying about something.
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>>37468303
Age of consent in the UK is also 16
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>>37468259
What's the difference?

>>37468282
Me mum pisses me right off tbqh. Always snaps at me, complains I need to get a job, but ignores the fact I've given her like 20,000 pounds over the past 5 years in loan money. Perfect example of BS: today she says "oh this water is very nice, no calories," I say yes nice water, her reply: "GET YOUR OWN!" and keeps ranting about how I want her water just because I agreed it is good.
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>>37468303
As far as I know if they look underage you can be done for it even if they are overage, at least with 2D, no idea if it transfers over to 3D.
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>>37468303
>>37468307
The age of consent is 16, but you can't take lewd pictures of people below 18. You can only have sex with them. At least I think so anyway.
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>>37468330
aren't there "revenge porn" laws now?
you can't own lewd photos of anybody if the person in question doesn't want you to own them

not sure how that's meant to be enforced, but it wouldn't be the stupidest law to make royal assent in the last decade
>>
>>37468330
>>37468358
If we take what he is saying at face value, then beach pictures shouldn't really be considered as lewd or sexual, if he was sneaking up on sunbathing girls and taking pictures of their arses then it might be different but from the sounds of it it's just beach pictures.
>>
You'll see me again in 25 days britfeel
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>>37468372
>from the sounds of it
I'm guessing he's downplaying the lewdness.
>>
>>37468372
theres more to this than what he is telling us
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>>37468252
>>37468227
It's done guy, the verdict is passed. I took the advice I was given
i've only got to wait 4 more years now anyway

>>37468330
This is pretty much what happened, combined with the fact that they looked much younger which was the real sticking point.

I was in Malaga by the way, lots of Brits but if you know where to go the sex tourism is great
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>>37468395
you are such a fucking idiot, you are marked for life now
>>
>>37468372
Nobody is getting charged in court for photos of legal aged women on a beach. Anon is not telling the truth, either wholly or partially
>>
>>37468372
except that he's A. Straight, B. White and C. Male
>>
Is this supposed to be the follow-up to the lad whose friend was done for noncing in Thailand?
>>
>>37468408
No because that guy was an actual monster, this guy just sounds like an idiot.
>>
>>37468405
you might, there's a distinction between indecent and explicit
>>
>>37468408
>>37468419
what's the story here lads?
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>>37468403
nah I'm only on the register for 5 years then hopefully I can finish my teacher training
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>>37468444
kek, give up your teacher training its not going to happen
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>>37468444
Jesus lad just look for a new profession. Your teaching days are over for good
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>>37468395
I'm going to Malaga in a few days. Where do you go? Asking for a friend
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>>37468442
Some guy mentioned he had this friend who helped him a lot in life go to Thailand and fuck kids, but not just that but was into really hurting them etc, it was pretty horrible, but the guy felt he at least had to remain a distant friend towards him because he had helped pretty much make his life.
>>37468444
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, listen you retarded shit, you have extensive background checks done on you in any sort of teaching job, and in a massive load of jobs in life, your charge and conviction, as well as admittance to it are all recorded and will be able to be seen, you have fucked your own life up because of your stupidity into buying the "plea deal" shit. If you truly did what you said you've done here you should have fought to the end and cleared your name.
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>>37468126
>mfw Sassenachs can't watch or look at loli without being regarded as filthy nonces and sentenced to 1000 years in prison
>but I can
Feels good man
>>
>>37468444
guys lose their career in teaching just for being accused of anything to do with kids, regardless of whether they did or not they wont be getting hired again
>>
Does anyone else just feel like their life is a write-off?
>>
>>37468486
Very much so. 30 now so doubt I'll have a late resurgence.
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>Woke up at 3pm again on the weekend
>>
Why do cinema adverts have such a different feeling to TV ads?
Do they use different cameras?
>>
>>37468601
Because the screen is 50 times bigger?
>>
>>37468601
It's because you are viewing it on a bigger and higher quality picture. Oh and the speakers are of better quality, lad.

What film are you watching, lad?
>>
I'm watching a music video that was maaaade in 1979 in THE PRESENT DAY
... please send help haha
>>
>>37468486
just you
>inb4 /britfeel/ defense force tears me a new one for being a big meany
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>>37468627
Beauty and the Beast, lad
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>>37468601
Unless its something only for cinema (you'd be mad to do that these days) then no its the same cameras. But its likely to be using 4K or 6K footage and will have been colour graded to a tighter spec. Also the sound systems are ridiculous.
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Think I've talked mum into letting me stay. I promised to shower regularly and help more around the house. She's been under a lot of stress with her new bf
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>>37468627
Alien: Covenant

just seen an advert about a vampire trying to get into a corner shop though and I suddenly realised how strange cinema ads feel
>>
>>37468660
>tfw my mum lets me not shower

I probably stink up the entire house
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On my 6th packet of space raiders, I can't stop
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>>37468660
Close shave Ebin! Tell your mum I appreciate her letting you stay, I wouldn't want my Ebina homeless now~
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>>37468687

i'm on my fourth pack of these bastards, but i'm pretty high, so it doesn't really count.

gonna be a fat lad soon enough
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Mustering up the will to work-out
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Bitcoin on the rise again. Bought in at 1600 bong its 1960 now hehe
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>In archery store talking to someone
>Ask him if he is into recurve or compound
>He says compound
>Say "That's expensive isn't it"
>He replies "Nah it's about the same a good quality compound will set you back 1150 quid and a recurve 600 so it's the same price really".

Was he mugging me off or just an idiot?
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>>37468720
He's probably just an adult with a job
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>>37468720
He's just an idiot, twice the price isn't the same no matter what amount.
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>>37468674
used to live down the road from that corner shop
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>>37468711
Looks tasty. Are they like Frazzles?
I just went for my 7th pack and there must have been a leak because they were stale, opening an 8th now, hope it goes better.
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>>37468761

like a harder, thinner frazzle I suppose.
though taste-wise they proper drop the ball, just about enough flavour to claim 'barbecue'.
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>>37468713
DO IT FAGGOT GET BIG
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LADS, urgency here. Off topic but I need help

An army mate of mine is coming back from Afghan after spending 4 months there and he told me over the phone he's craving for seafood. Want to take him out to a seafood restaurant.

specifically in North London since that's he's apparently landing at down at Heathrow from transfer from Brize Norton. Want to pick him up from there.

Anyone know a decent place to go out with? don't expect nothing posh like or too scummy like. not a chippy, a proper restaurant with like lobsters and what have you

cheers boys
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What does it mean when you can't enjoy anything? I don't even feel depressed I just can't find joy in anything.
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>>37468811
I think this is the wrong thing to force onto people who want to get into working out. Fitness should be the most important factor
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>suggest people take responsibility for their own actions, if they're aged 30 and on min wage perhaps they need to look at themselves and what they are doing wrong
>muh circumstance, muh poor upbringing, muh poor schooling, muh daddy didn't get me a job
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>>37468818
galleylondon.co.uk - havent been here but looks decent
bit more casual:
thenarrowboatpub.com - Food is very good here and its like a high end pub, lacking in character a bit but would be nice on a hot day by the canal
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>>37468922
can vouch for the galley
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>>37468899
Obviously I'm not literally saying become RP big it's just a more fun way of approaching it.
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>>37468933
I get what you mean but have to be careful with people new to exercise. Going from completely sedentary to lifting weights is silly and can lead to injury, sometimes permanent. Even with all the form videos in the world mistakes can still be made if you aren't careful.

I'd honestly say calisthenic for a few months with flexibility work, then work up to using weights is a better route.
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>>37468913
Think its just easier to place the blame elsewhere rather than accept you are the one who has fucked up

Also it doesn't get any easier, I make several times minimum wage and still constantly worry about where I've fucked up and where I should be doing better by now
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>I'd honestly say calisthenic for a few months with flexibility work
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>>37468913
A lot of people here genuinely have learning disabilities and other mental illnesses though, I know from your perspective it might seem like bullshit but there very real barriers to growth for a lot of people.
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>>37468974
>I make several times minimum wage and still constantly worry about where I've fucked up and where I should be doing better by now

Me too

That's SUPPOSED to be how you feel. Because 9 times out of 10 you have not done everything to maximise your potential.


Why can't poor people look at themselves like we do?
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>>37468961
Dont be silly, you can start a wight lifting programme as long as you're not going nuts and doing huge lifts 6 days a week. Lifting weights is fun and should be encouraged.
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>>37468913
>just pull your bootstraps up

https://www.jrf.org.uk/sites/default/files/jrf/migrated/files/poverty-employment-lowpay-summary.pdf

Nice meme friendo, too bad it doesn't apply in the real world.
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>>37469001
This.

I'm dyslexic, have add, and working class. I work harder than anyone I know and I still have huge barriers in my life that make things a lot harder.

People who say "Just work hard" don't know how many problems arise when you have learning difficulties. Combine this with getting bullied, and being working class.
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>>37469092
Don't work harder work smarter
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>>37468961
depends on your starting fitness. overweight people should be able to do lots of light weights and gain the best outcome from this kind of exercise. However skinny people can easily mess up joints and tendons especially with bad form and also see no gains in strength or mass because of overtraining and not eating enough.
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>>37468052
was trying to put a few together and post the links but the bastard robot thinks it's spam.
I'll try find a way to share them senpai. i don't feel right posting them all as seperate images as i've posted most before and feel it would be shitting up the thread.
going to have a spliff and calm down then get back to it
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>>37469151
liking the britfeel express
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>>37469107
This. Just think "Would an idiot do that?", if so, don't do it.
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Thinking of getting into pokemon cards again lads
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>>37469107
Can only do that to an extent though when you express your learning a certain way. I'm confined to express my knowledge in a way that is unnatural to me. This is why some dyslexics may do poor in school work but they will perform extremely well at taks of their choosing. And as i said, combine this with being brought up in an extremely shit school and environment.
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>>37469001
This desu. I have Asperger's. People tell me that if I BEE MYSELF, I can more successful socially. The truth is, I'm a cunt.
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>>37469171
a train would be a decent idea for a new OP image, actually
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I walked the old eroded streets
A million miles now have gone behind me
Walked in the room, soaked up its fumes
Surveyed the faces I am lying to

Gave what I had, I gave my heart
Though I was broken and falling apart
Gave for the memory of a friend
Not for myself and not for them

When I was done I met someone
She came in from the storm so bright and welcome
Her friends came and swept her away
Disappeared like coyotes off on dark high plains
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>>37469283
people with learning difficulties are true robots because we cant do anything about it except mimic. anyone without learning difficulties is a fallen normie.
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Jesus I wish the normies that infect these threads on the weekends would fuck off.
Turn comfy threads into complete shitshows. Why are they even in here in the first place?
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>girls will be exposing their bare feet until September
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>bought a copy of Pokemon White from Ebay
>arrived really quickly
>thinking of transferring some of the old pokemon out to rehome them
>the character is called Amir
What should I do lads? I don't want Pakimon.
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>>37469410
Might even be Poleymon
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>>37469388
t. fallen normie

you are a fallen normie unless you have learning difficulties
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>>37469382
Yea it really just feels hopeles desu. No matter what I do I can't improve socially and I don't even have those autistic obsessions a lot of others seem to have, I don't care about anything.
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>>37469382
>Implying being a fallen normie isn't worse, learning difficulties have an excuse.
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>>37469471
Fallen Normie's can improve themselves with work, autists are fucked
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Leftists just can't contemplate people being responsible for their own actions.

I was literally asked once "What would your policy be to help the poor if you were in charge then!".

Why the fuck is it someones else's job to help the poor? It's their own responsibility.
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Anon who was gonna go to the cinema last night to avoid drinking around?

>>37469151
Sneklad did you make a summer picture or did I dream about it?
I swear I had one saved from you to put as my second monitor background but I couldn't find it anywhere.
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>autism
>severe anxiety to the point that I sometimes can't speak and have panic attacks
>mum was a meth head and used to psychologically bully me
>stopped me from going outside for anything over than school from the ages of 12 to 16
>would overfeed me so she could call me fat
>can't go a day without weed otherwise my anxiety gets so bad that I feel like I'm going to die

Some people are lucky, some aren't. Even though I'd trade my life at the drop of a hat I still like the insight that growing up in this environment has given me. After taking LSD I went from a far right racist to a far left commie as it let me see how people in situations like mine turn to drugs and inevitably end up homeless. I can also sympathise more with different cultures as I essentially grew up in a different culture from the rest of the white British people.
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>>37469471
taking words out of my mouth there lad. i never said who is worse or better. fallen normies are worse in a ethical sense because because they can improve themselves, they just dont have the strength to do it. individuals with learning difficulties are just fucked and will always live with a giant burden

i dont envy people without learning difficulties but i cant help but feel disdain towards them if they are weak and lazy. if i can improve myself with the burdens i have then they definitely can.
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>>37469512
Ah yes.. I love having smelly homeless people plagueing the streets doing crack and vomiting and pissing all over everything
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>>37469559
Plot twist: The weed causes your anxiety
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>>37469571
Lock them up and the problem will solve itself
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>>37469574
I thought that too so I quit for 3 months and it worsened my agoraphobia.
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>>37469584
So you'd rather have some totalitarian police state over a bit of tax going to helping keep them off the streets?
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>>37469588
That's because you're addicted and got withdrawal
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>>37469595
Doing crack and being a vagrant is already a crime. No need for a police state.
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Remember back in the good old days when poor people would just starve to death?
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>>37469616

bring back the workhouse, i say
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>>37469616
No, it was easier back then, you could just rob shit and kill animals without worry of society
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>>37469541
think you said you liked this 1 desu. it's unfinished though, my tablet kept playing up so i sacked it off
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>>37469584
>Lock them up and the problem will solve itself

that is called slavery lad. i think you're trolling anyway.. im more right wing in my thinking and you obviously dont understand history and politics if you dont understand how the poor are purposely kept in a state of servitude for economic reasons. there would be anarchy is we left people to do what they want. leaving people to do what they want is a leftist attitude. a true right winger would understand how the state needs to control and guide the population.
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>>37469574
This time on Jeremy Kyle...

WEED MAKES YOU PARANOID MATE GET A JOB
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Pretty wank day tbqh.
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>>37469584
>just throw people you don't like in jail

Adolf already tried it and it's why we have human rights now.

>>37469598
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3986824/figure/F1/

Try again dr.
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>>37469616
>the poor were always left to starve in feudal society and were not provided with work
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>>37469651
> leaving people to do what they want is a leftist attitude.

Lol lad, the left wing mind set is to control everyone's lives.

Right wingers want small government with little to no government interference in their lives.
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I'm finally back from my parent's place.
The train ride back was awful. Had a group of about 20 normies congregate in the carriage I was in and they all sat in the seats next to me. They were all drinking and talking really loudly because it was someone's birthday or something

I hate seeing all the ghouls in my area when I get back too.
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Bring back:

The work house
National service
The rope for pedos
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>>37469559
>taking LSD I went from a far right racist to a far left commie

funny how similar environment can have a different impact on people. being brought up around druggies and chavs has made me more right wing
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>>37469694

and switch footballer's pay with soldier's pay while we're at it
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Lads do you think it is advisable to eat a fish and chip that was left over from yesterday and has been in the fridge since?

Will it reheat?

(asking for a friend)
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>>37469638
Cheers bud! You should do more of these landscape things, you have a knack for it. Very Bob Ross-esque.

>>37469692
You have little green ghouls in your area?
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>>37469738
>You have little green ghouls in your area?
blacks
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Has anyone here had bubble tea? I've going with a girl to get some soon and don't want to order something I don't like
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>>37469638

>filename

Carry on but put cute anime grills in it
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PAY THE POLITICIANS MINIMUM WAGE

SEE HOW FAST THINGS CHANGE
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>>37469716
Once you realise that everything is down to what class you grew up in there's no turning back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study
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>>37467967
Drink an entire bottle of Demestos and then follow it up with some ammonia. Filthy nonce.
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>>37469608
not enough prison places to lock up druggies

these days if you get caught with coke the worst you'll come across is a warning
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>>37469679
that is just current politics because everything is a mess. left wingers dont really want to control people though for right wing rhetorics, they just want to diminish traditional gender roles, nationality etc.

traditional left wingers advocate diversity, freedom of though, privatization. refer to the enlightenment era when the left wing thinking actually become popular.

>Right wingers want small government with little to no government interference in their lives.

right wingers dont even exist anymore with a mutual goal. the tories are not right wing. right wing thinking is basically dead in any area of power.
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>>37469776
It's just really milky tea with tapioca pearls at the bottom.
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>>37469844
They have like 100 flavours though lad
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>Parents grew up working class
>Mum is the daughter of a seamstress and a soldier
>Went to state school
>No degree
>No formal education beyond o levels
>Makes 60k a year as a salesmen and changed our family from working to middle class

Explain that one "You're stuck in your class and can never escape working hard is meaningless".
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>just got out the bath
>clean bed sheets
>cup of tea
>catto on bed

The only bad thing is I couldn't finish shaving because my brother got home from work~

Who else here /comfy/?

>>37469151
Really like the train lad, and the trees look good. I could never draw them well. Thank you very much for posting anon, hopefully there is more to come!
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>>37469867
post your catto
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>>37469858
Just get strawberry or something equally plain.
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>>37469738
well i do like doing them, i'll fire the tablet up again and give it a go, might do 1 tomorrow
>>37469779
i tried and failed, don't think i'm cut out for that. i might try again on paper but i'm not expecting it to be any better
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@863
>he thinks he's middle class
roaring
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>>37469863
you're probably a normie, and you could of got lucky or be incredibly good at the opportunities presented to you.
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>>37469863
You're still considered working class.
It's an odd system.
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>>37469942
Nah our family has a middle class culture now.
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>>37469863
>Explain that one
So you want me to educate you? Typical non gard.

Educate yourself m8.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-38744122

http://cep.lse.ac.uk/centrepiece/v10i1/blanden.pdf
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>>37469957
Still considered working class though. You are considered middle class but your parents are working class.
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>>37469957
>our family has a middle class culture now.

how old are you?
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>>37469959
Your links don't explain how someone from a poor background with no formal education managed to pick themselves out the gutter of working class life.

Could it be that "hard work" that leftists say doesn't exist?
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invest in ethereum or bitcoin, which lads?
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>tfw never took illicit drugs and only drink on special occasions

Who /goodboy/ here?
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>>37469863
>I'm successful because I worked hard
no
The majority of people work hard, very few are successful.
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>>37470016
Always makes me laugh the way you lads always buy on a high but ignore I when it's dipped.
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>>37469994
just saying "i worked hard" means nothing though. its the same as saying "b-be yourself".

for all we fucking know, you could of gotten lucky or anything.

>im from a working class back ground, and i became a writer. everyone can do it. lolz
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>>37470021
I didn't work hard lol. My parents did. I'm just riding the wave of them working hard now.
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>>37469994
Literally no one says hard work doesn't exist you fucking spacker, people say that hard work doesn't pay off, which is of course a generalisation as it's true for a good 99% of people.

I'm also very impressed that you were able to digest those articles and then challenge your own preconceptions after reading them in only 2 minutes. Maybe you're just a superior being to the rest of us.
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>>37469863
>Explain that one "You're stuck in your class and can never escape working hard is meaningless".

Who says this? It's easier than ever to escape your social class. 1/10 of Brits are millionaires now
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>>37470059
perhaps for a salesman "working hard" means selling more products than other people.
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>>37470061
you are a fucking idiot. times were different back then.
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>>37470076
That's due to inflation
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>>37470076
>Who says this?

Read the thread. It's full of defeatism and "accept your lot in life".
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>>37470081
exactly. she might of gotten lucky. and there are only going to be a select few working class people who succeed at this. there is bound to be the odd person who picks up a career and excels at it, not everyone is. bloody ell lad. how soft are you
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>It's everyone elses fault I'm a loser REEEE
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Finished replaying The Last Of Us, still a really good game
Joel did nothing wrong
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I don't whether this is all bait or if there are people in Britain that don't recognise the problems with social mobility in our class system.

Did you lot not get taught at school?
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>>37470076
A working class millionaire is still working class
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>>37470126
>Did you lot not get taught at school?
Not been at school for years though.
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>>37470126
I don't know whether this is bait or there are people in Britain who don't think you can come from a poor background and make a success of yourself.
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>>37470126
Lad I just got pens thrown at my head in school and my bag stolen every 10 minutes, it was a fight for survival
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>It's societies fault I'm 30 and make min wage REEEE
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people are sheep. and if they are brought up in shit, the majority are going to become shit. you dont understand humans if you think it is any different.
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>>37470126
They didn't teach anything about social mobility at my public school 2bh
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>>37470126
What's stopping people working hard in school, getting a degree and getting a 40-50k job other than laziness?
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>never been clubbing in my life
>have no friends
>have no social life at all
>family doesnt talk to me
>at the club every night anyway on the bar staff observing normies with better lives than me

strange type of torture tbdesu
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>>37470188
Half of it comes down to networking and who you know. Being lower class means you have a much lower chance of knowing the people you should know compared to someone middle or upper class.
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>>37470190
>Not weeing in the normies drinks
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>>37470188
Schizophrenia
Ayy lmao
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>>37470126
Social mobility is different to the class system entirely.
A working class person can still earn a lot of money, they may even become a Lord like Alan Sugar, but they're still working class.
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>>37470208
Again I disagree lad, if you work hard you can set up your own business. The prospect of failure scares most people though, most business owners try multiple times before finding success
>>37470215
mental issues is fair
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>>37470218
Only if they don't adopt the mannerisms of the middle class.
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>>37470208
>Half of it comes down to networking and who you know.

You can go on any job hunting website and find 40 to 50k jobs.

Are you suggesting that these jobs ONLY go to people that know each other? Why advertise at all then?
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>>37469151
>tfw you got put in the pleb class
mean
as the other anon said, it's a good idea for the op image
>>37469188
It would be great fun to do a physical draft. I wish I had friends that still played hearthstone
or friends at all
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>>37470232
One you're about 16 those behaviours are set.
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>>37470138
You need to go back.

>>37470152
No one is arguing whether or not that's possible you retard, it's obviously possible but is it likely to happen when your class decides what school you go to, what level of education you achieve, who your friends are, who your parents friends are, what university you go to, what grade you graduate with and where you live.

Going to uni really opens your eyes to the differences between the working class and the rich because you can see it first hand.

>>37470188
Poor parents can't afford tutors, poorer parents have a lower education level, lower education level means they can't help or explain problems as well as their rich counterpart could, poor kids are less likely to read which also correlates with lower intelligence, tall poppy syndrome puts a stigma on achievement, more like to come from an abusive household, more likely to come from a household with drugs, more likely to suffer from mental health issues...

Would you like me to go on?
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>Got a 32k job with no degree and no connections
>on career path to 50k job within 5 years
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People who eat loud should be fucking tortured.
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does anyone else get nervous when watching vids like this? I don't get how people can drive and stay calm,I would be extremely scared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nvtn7Jor9E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw
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>>37470260
>Poor parents can't afford tutors, poorer parents have a lower education level
They aren't needed. I went to one of the shittiest schools in the country and 90% of my mates have degrees and make way more than minimum wage.
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>>37470152
>>37470188
>>37470229


that isnt the case though. obviously there are people who can succeed but the majority are bound to fail. only a certain amount of people can be working class, and the majoirty of the time middle class people are going to get the job over a working class because they are bred for it

if your brought up in an environment where everyone acts a certain way, you are naturally going to act the same way because its all you know. why the fuck do you think so many
philosophers advocated a strong culture?

And, if you are brought up in a certain enviroment with certain people, they are the ones who you can relate to and you will be used to spending a certain amount of money. the success you're advocating is only of high value to you. many working class people dont care about earning 60 k, and why should they? they can relate to the middle class, they will still have to work 5 times a week, and they have got on fine without the "luxury items" .

fucking state
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>>37470260
>Poor parents can't afford tutors, poorer parents have a lower education level, lower education level means they can't help

>2017
>internet exist

Mate we're all smarter than our parents here.
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>>37470260
>You need to go back.
Never did finish it fully tbqh so probably right.
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>>37470264
not with brexit mate
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>>37470281
you'd be surprised at what adrenaline can do to you
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>>37470076
>milliononaires

> counts house value
> currently in a housing bubble
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>Mate I was predestined to do drugs and be a doley scrounger it's just my upbringing innit
>At no point in my life could I have ever gone "Nah mate I don't want to do drugs 2bh"
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>>37470048
> will the price of either come down as a prelude to going up again? I've never invested in crypto but it looks they've been gaining steady value..
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>>37470281
stuff like is just funny to me, okay I get annoyed sometimes when people do one on me when I'm on the road but life is too short to be making a big deal out of it
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guys on twitter do i need to keep refreshing the page or will new tweets show up automatically
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>>37470339
Exactly this
>grew up on council estate with unemployed parents
>went to shit school that eventually got shut down
>just graduated uni
>35k job entry

Easy life desu
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>>37470188
Got pens thrown at me head lad. Couldn't concentrate while dodging them
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>>37470366
can do that but I don't want to
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>>37470355
it will come up at the top saying "x amount of new tweets" and you click that
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>>37470376
It's ok lad it's societies fault not yours.
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im glad i am working class if you middle class fuckers are really this stupid. you are meant to be educated and yet you dont understand humans AT ALL

this planet is a fucking mess
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>>37470246
sorry
i didn't intend it to be mean, the small carriage is due to lack of space it's not meant in a bad way, i wanted to include carriages for all the lads
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>>37470385
what?
all the opportunities are there for me, i just choose not to take them
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Craving some snickers tbqh
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>>37470366
Wish I could do this but I think I have a mental ilness
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>tfw skillless and ambitionless
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>>37470378
ah fuck it it's too much hassle
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>>37470415
You can use the internet to find your skill, and taking the time to do so will give you that ambition.
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Cheated on the bird lads. Fucked up but wanna do more.
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>>37470376
>>37470404
Fairs lads, I don't blame you. I just had the pressure of where I lived to motivate me

>work hard in school
>become dole woller crack head that drinks frosty jacks in the park

easy choice
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>>37470424
Everyone has something that they 'like' but I don't like anything.
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>>37470290
>I went to one of the shittiest schools in the country
If you actually believe this is true.

>90% of my mates have degrees and make way more than minimum wage.
And if you can't see that this is the exception to the rule then you desperately need some perspective.

>>37470299
>my mum and dad don't care about my education
>my friends don't care about their education
>the kids who excel get bullied like I do by mum and dad

Hmm why don't these kids try their best, I really do wonder.

You may have a broad knowledge about a greater number of things but to outright claim you're smarter is facetious.
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>>37470397
No lad it's societies fault, you were predestined to not take those opportunities because of your upbringing.
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>>37469559
>Druggie blaming problems on mummy
Grow the fuck up you absolute child
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>tfw only ambition is to write a book
>enjoy working on it
>also in constant fear that it will be shit

Such is life
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>>37470391
>im glad i am working class

Said no one ever
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>>37470441
I'm not arguing the definition of fate with you lad
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middle class, fuck off. its your fault all this diversity and free thinking is around today. ya''ll were wrong during the enlightenment era and you are wrong now.

fucking sort your self you absolute messes
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>>37470435
there is middle ground
and you could have aimed even higher
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>>37470440
>You may have a broad knowledge about a greater number of things

So in other words more intelligent.
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>>37470470
>there is middle ground
True but thats exactly what my school mates become and I would have most definitely joined them
>and you could have aimed even higher
Also true but I have a job I enjoy, and happiness is more important than money
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>>37470435
Honestly looks like you made the wrong choice there lad. The frosty jacks life looks like bliss
https://youtu.be/80Dbl0O0r7k
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>>37470479
I meant to write surface knowledge rather than broad.

If it equated intelligence then the pub quiz would be where we'd find future oxford applcants
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What you having for tea, mate?

> asda pizza night
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>>37470497
Are you that lad from months back who was saying you are better than all your mates and they still talk shit about you saying how much of an idiot you were back in the day?
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>>37470366

50% of people here earn less than 17.6k. 70% less than 30k.

For every person earning 30k+ there are 70 earning less than 30k. Also the top 10% only earn 60k. So that means the rich get more than exponentially richer within that top decile.

Social mobility in this country is better than some but it does have issues, class is still a very real problem here. If you don't think so perhaps you should try reading into it because I haven't heard any arguments as to why it isn't other than "I was from a lower class background and im making good money now" which doesn't disprove the fact that half of us are making less than a living wage and rent prices and costs of living has been skyrocketing.
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THE MIDDLE CLASS RUN FROM THEIR DEMONS UNTIL THEY HYPERVENTILATE

WORKING CLASS WARRIORS ENGAGE THEIR DEMONS UNTIL THEY FLEE

if you talk to the feds you're a cheater
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>>37470567
Most definitely not, I don't talk to them anymore
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There are literally not enough well-paying jobs in this country for most of us here. There are more be well-qualified, hard-working and intelligent people here worthy of a well-paying job that do not have one, than those who do.
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Christ this thread is bloody awful today.
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>>37470569
I don't think these figures are accurate. Seems like more people on here earn more than 17.6k than 50%

And if you go on reddit the average wage seems even higher.
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>>37470595
This tbqhwyl
Post waifus
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>>37470595
what else do you expect from the middle class? they have already ruined the country with their diversity shite
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Young people have it way to easy these days, if I was your age I'd snap up an apprenticeship right away, seems to be life on easy mode
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>>37470552
Had some paella
>>
>buy a new keyboard
>now I have to get used to the thing
God I hate this. Still a nice KB though.
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>>37470614
>Post waifus

ok then i originally will
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>>37470458
>writing book about my life
>ending is an open ending about how nothing changes and life goes on
>realise it's a sad ending
>try to think of a happy ending and all I can think about is a grand suicide
>start to wonder if a grand suicide would be a happy ending in real life

The creative arts will help with your demons they said.
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>>37470607
I'm talking about here being the UK, not a website. Talking about the real world
>>
Had a bit of embarrassment today. Hot girl in the Wilkos with a great ass with her parents, wearing tight jeans. Got to semi chub and because of my small dick, it was really obvious, like pitching a tent down there. If I had a bigger dick it wouldn't be so bad but having such a small pecker means any erection becomes far too obvious in baggy jeans.
>>
>>37470552
I heard through the grapevine that chicken is on the menu tonight and I can smell it cooking away downstairs
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>>37470607
>what is saw on 4chan is more representative than HM treasury simulations

Come on, anon.
>>
>>37470666
What an awful post.
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>>37470691
>awful because Anon can relate
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>>37470614
In the new britfeel train op image the 3d carriage will be beautiful
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>>37470607
Redditers are mostly Amercians. Wages are higher over there. Also, who's going to post about the 13k salary? No-one.
>>
Is there a better biscuit than the fruit shortcake?
>>
i can feel a class war happening in britfeel

this is working class territory
>>
>>37470700
Who gets a fucking boner in public like that? Unless you're underage of course.
>>
I'm getting proper fat. First time I've had a belly in years
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>>37470659
>Jimi Hendrix with tits
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>>37470702
3rd carriage is the toilet mate
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>>37470727
Here here!

>>37470736
Come on lad, don't pretend you didn't get a semi at some point in public. To be fair I didn't fap earlier today either.
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>>37470727

*sacks your dad*

Sorry anon, that's just how things go.
>>
>>37470659
repulsive
Sad the depths men will go for a little bit of cleavage
>>
>>37470647
what you got lad? kebordeseu
>>
>>37470756
I honestly dont think I have. Maybe in the school library one time but I managed to walk it offbut muh dick so big it takes a long time for all the blood to reach it lmao
>>
>>37470766
That is alright lad. When jezzer gets in your dad will be earning the same as the rest of us
>>
>>37470789
Ducky One TLK RGB. Got a bonus at work and figured I'd treat myself.
>>
>>37470754
Not if I draw it, crayonfucker
>>
>>37470797
A likely story! I don't usually have this happen to me either, but it was a blond with an especially tight perfect ass and a tight sporty t-shirt on, not going to lie I went home and spanked it to that later on!

My life has sure become a farce in the last 5 years, this is top tier social interaction with the ladies for me, hehe. Too bad my parents were also there or I may have asked her out. ;)
>>
>>37470803

We'll just pull ourselves up by out bootstraps and make more, if it even happens. Some of us have the drive to reach the top.
>>
*puts cold moisturiser on my taint*

This is the life.
>>
>>37470803
Wow this is actually a great idea. Pay everyone the same wage and put the excess into taxes. This would solve everything. Where did you come up with this?
>>
Having a small poo while having a quick wank over one of the /britfeel/ lads. It's tilde before you ask.
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>>37470767
that's a nice amount of cleavage
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>Dad is a working class "woe is me", "The deck is stacked against me" character
>Mum is middle class and jokes about how she's buying a bigger house to refugees can come live with her. And how poor people make her ill.

Needless to say they're divorced.
>>
>>37470857
With that kind of talk you are gonna end up in one of the gulags
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>>37470825
nice lad! enjoy it.
>>
>>37466094
I'm back home now, but yes I do - albeit with the stringency of a person who puts 'C of E' on their census. I don't even know how they're doing but if I'm asked Leeds United are my team since that's what it was growing up.
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Sup guys, from a working class background, short, ugly, but I'm earning 2-3m a year if you include bonuses.

So pull up your bootstraps guys, If I can be this sucessful, so can everyone!
>>
Btc at 2012 bong. Looks like I'm rich again lads haha.
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Why don't working class people just adopt the mannerisms of the middle class?

Britain would become so much nicer.
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>>37470975
Why don't the middle class stop promoting diversity?

Britain would be much nicer
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>>37470975
too proud mate
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>>37470975

Because their chav neighbours would cave their heads in
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>>37470975
And what, to you, are the mannerisms of the middle class? I find a lot of them look down on scruffy people, the working class... They can be really rude and pretentious
>>
>>37471073
Manners and speaking properly with a pleasant accent would be a good start.

Then expand to hobbies that don't involve getting drunk or kicking a ball around/watching others kick a ball around.
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>>37471108
what's wrong with getting drunk if I'm not bothering anyone? don't act like middle class people don't drink
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>>37470975
>Why don't working class people just adopt the mannerisms of the middle class?
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>>37471108
Nothing objectively wrong with kicking a ball around mate.
>>
>>37471108
The working class people I've met have been really polite and friendly
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>>37471145
Middle class lad here - about to get absolutely fucking smashed on vodka now the week's over. I suppose what he means is being loud and leary, shouting and wobbling all over the road with some fat whore stuffed into a top several sizes and a couple of years fewer than she is - which I'm sure doesn't apply to you because you aren't a normie. But chavs are shit.
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>>37471196
The ones I've met have been scummy and chavy
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>>37471108
>does not know his own class

Middle class have been known as heavy drinkers for centuries. Look at your history, look at what you have promoted. You are literally the reason the country is a mess. At least us workers are just peasants. You are meant to be intellectuals and you have failed
>>
>>37471073
Middle class people seem really fake to me, no smile behind the eyes, maybe its because im ugly. middle class people hate the ugly
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>>37470659
Brittany venti has nice tits to be fair. Shame her face is shit and she is awful personality wise
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lads i fucked up and got extremely drunk and fucked a prostitute last night & smashed my phone and my life is just 1 big regret and i wanna die
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>>37471196
Working class pub banter is top tier
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>>37471212
There's a difference between enjoying a nice glass of wine and going down 'spoons to get "shitfaced".
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who else can't wait until all this election bollocks is over?
>>
Why are the middle class even more insufferable than the upper class?
>>
>>37471318
It's fair comment that middle class cannot compete when it comes to bantz

>>37471335
Or false class consciousness
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>>37471328
Me. It's taken over my life (since my life is all online).
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>>37471328
Really hoping history repeats itself
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>>37471292
dunno she's good for a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kDDhAZl13Y
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>>37471319
Stop talking rubbish. Middle class people always get shit faces. I go to a uni full of middle class people and you are the first to try showing off how much you drink and how many drugs you can take. At least working class don't do it to show off while mummy isn't around to tell you off.
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>>37471335
We're you if you applied yourself and you can't stand that
>>
New thread how
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>>37471335
Upper classes are actually smart and understand society. Middle people think they are smart but they are actually pretentious fools
>>
The smug sense there's some sort of "nobility" in being working class is the most hilarious development over the last 100 years.
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Fuck sake, how did nobody make a new thread?

>>37471482

>>37471482

>>37471482

>>37471482

>>37471482
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>>37471488
I'll fuckin rek u mate fuck off idiot
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>>37471375
>Woman pretending to have a breakdown like a fucking toddler
typical
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>>37470975
bit difficult when you're addicted to alcohol and fags
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