you'll never have a qt gf who will dance for you

Wow, great post. "I don't have a girlfriend but I wish I did"

Thank you for that valuable contribution. If only we had more people like you maybe /r9k/ wouldn't be completely useless. I'm just glad we have the bot.

>>37457092
>complaining about post quality
>on /r9k/

She looks autistic, to be quite honest. Pretty, but autistic.

>>37457067
I wonder what thottie music she's listening to

>>37457092
It's catharsis through memes.

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>>37457067
i didnt know they were already casting for the Dark Crystal

>>37457067
Because I have friends and a loving family. KAPPA

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>>37457067
>instinctively flinch when she gets closer to the camera
it was never meant to be was it

>>37457067
looks like a hipster slag
I would rather fuck a melon

>>37457067
I hate myself almost as much as I hate women

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>>37457067
You cheap fucking dirty total whore of a jew lobster jaw fucking cunt twist.

I hope you're truely ashamed of what you have done.

she is a coal burner.
but food for thought, are you willing to dance for stacy, even if its just grinding your dick into her ass? then why complain?

>>37457356
fuck u basterd bich you made me laugh and lose y train of self pity thought

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>>37457246
this

that girl in the op is shit

>>37457181
She's listening to your type by carly rae jepsen.

>>37457246
Fucking lol, 10/10 anon that was good. I just watched that movie last week after almost 14 years.

>>37457363
>she is a coal burner
Source?

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>dancing
No thank you.
I want a low energy gf who will nap with me.

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>>37457067
fuck u op my mum is sleeping
btw i used to fap to her kid show when i was a teenager no interweebs

>>37457568
does jeb bush have any qt low energy daughters?

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>>37457067
>get really fucking nervous as she comes closer
wew lad I actually feel jittery now

>>37457067
Y would you do this to me. I believe you've done this

You wouldn't want that girl anyway, she's absolute fucking trash. She was arrested for domestic violence back in 2013 after she attacked her boyfriend. They're both actors in the American Horror Story series.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2366343/Emma-Roberts-arrested-domestic-violence-boyfriend-Evan-Peters-leaving-actor-bloody-nose-bite-mark.html

>>37457589
No, Jeb racemixed.
Jeb Bush is a mess.

>>37457646
oh yeah I forgot hahaha if fucking jeb bush had to resort to an old crusty hag the future doesn't look good for me boys

>>37457611
Dude, a GIF of a girl almost touched you. Aren't you one lucky son of a bitch.

>>37457728
Muuuuuuuum, she was a WEBBUM, god

>felt very uncomfortable when she got close to the camera

I don't think another person has ever touched me without intending to hurt or humiliate me.

>>37457067
fuck ghgkvdkfndjvnkjddnvkdf

>>37457818
howcome, tell me more

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>>37457067
i gotta admit. I'm not usually into the spawn of julia roberts, but that lip bite got me.

>>37457942
same, I paused when she was up close and I felt

who is shse

>>37457067
I almost never watch this gif, despite that erotically large mouth she exhibits.

>>37457067
Curses! Foiled again, I say!

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my gf got her loli sister to dance for me (in a non-pedo way), would post but it doesn't let me post "audio streams" whatever that means

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>>37457618
> he doesn't want a gf that will beat the shit out of him
hey get the fuck outta here normie

>>37457067
god youre such an insufferable faggot i want to lick your ass

>>37457067
The fuck is she wearing? The fuck?

>>37458034
You just sound like a cuck

A real robot has feelings of domination and rape

>>37457067
no

catlefish or vanilla paste

>>37457067
gross, she got julia roberts mouth

>>37457067
man she is so cute i wanna gf like that ;3

>>37457067
Fyc ioff y