>ASSISTANCE REQUIRED

>>37453258
*leave store without items*

*UNIDENTIFIED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!*

Fuggggg....

Best course of action is to be stoned af and aim for when the cuties are on shift. One look at the Magnums and tendies and she's taking sick time off to slurp seed in your NEETcave.

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>>37453258
>APPROVAL NEEDED
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

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>>37453258
>Item double scans by accident
>Have to decide whether the cost of the item is worth having to engage in social interaction

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>buy bottled water
ID verification required

>not putting it on mute

I would go insane if I had to work all day by the self checkouts, especially since they just changed them so that they announce the price of every item you scan.

>ONE NINETY NINE
>ONE NINETY NINE
>ONE NINETY NINE
>TWO NINETY EIGHT
>ONE NINETY NINE

I want to kill myself every time I use it because no one else around me thinks to put it on mute and there are like 6 robot voices going "ONE NINETY NINE" at once.

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>>37453258
>get inspired by trap threads to buy various "items" of girls clothing
>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
>PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>APPROVAL REQUIRED

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>>37453258
>bought a vibrator at a self checkout in Tesco
>it had a plastic security box on it and i had to ask one of the assistants to remove it for me

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>machine weighs the produce then asks you to select what kind it is
>choose the cheapest thing (onions) for all produce
This is how I make up the difference for saving them on labor by scanning and bagging my items