>dude volunteer lmao

why does she think I'm killing myself with alcohol?

>bleach blonde hair
red flag

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>>37450698
WHERE HAVE ALL THE REAL MEN GONE!?!?!?!@?!?!?!?!??@#?#@$%?@$?!@?!?!??!
For real
They gone yo
Completely gfucking fonenene\
NO men left
NOOOONENEEE
Only africa
Africa has real men
Why dont you get a big dick like a reaaaaaal man
They all gone tho
Allllllll gone

>tfw never tried to get a girlfriend
>tfw legitimately do not want a girlfriend anymore
>even if i see an attractive woman i don't get any sexual thoughts about her nor do i get an urge to talk to her or anything
>i do fap to relieve stress though
>tfw i'm not even ugly, just autistic/schizoid/whatever
whatever

>tfw love animals
>want to volunteer at animal shelters with all my free time
>NOPE you need to volunteer with another person
>then go through 5 interviews
>for a job you're doing for free

>>37450698
Fuck off bitch, I watch BDSM porn.

>>37450823
>BDSM porn where the guy is strapped to a table

getting a job with an alright social envirment is actually great for neets and robots

just by getting a job i went to being super depressed and anxious and poor as poor can get. now i have 50k in the bank and i dont feel like killing myself for no reason. now its just because i hate working every fucking day.

it is also great to be around hot girls. the ones that are bitches i just dont talk to. some of the girls are really funny and im not even mad

STILL 20+ AND VIRGIN THO!!!!

>>37450823
>women volunteer to be electrocuted naked for some money
>men join military to die to be men because "real men" meme

who's the real slave?

>>37450939
Not me, medically disqualified from service lol

>>37450971
Me too, it's such a shame. I want to serve like my father did. I heard that they do interesting stuff in there. He has told me so many stories...