zeemap

>>37450319
Hey, can you check your email and make the edit I requested? I lost the link to edit my marker.

>>37450377
I'm not the map mod, sorry

The map:
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zeemaps.com%2Fmap%3Fgroup%3D2560398

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>>37450319
>>37450558
You're right, I'm retarded and didn't even put the link up there

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

fuck man I shoulda been aborted

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>only other robot in tennessee is still far away and is a straight guy
why even bother

>not a single success story
yea fuck this

>>37450319

I guess we're /soc/ now. This board has really gone down hill.

>>37450714
What do you define by success? Casual sex or friendship? I've successfully met up with a local anon in my city already.

>>37450761
Oh shutup. arcanine used to be more than
>tfw ___
maybe its time to go back.

>>37450319
I just messaged a fembot in my city.

>>37450761
any hope of salvation was lost after the 2015 instance of turning off the robot, where poopoopeepee was invented as an anti-normie measure but did exactly the opposite.

>>37450377
mod here. Just make a new one. I'll delete the old one later today.

>>37450762
did u fuk?

orehanoo

>>37451378
No, just hung out.

>>37450714
Meh. I'm in a group chat with other socal bots that's somewhat active. We really never discussed meeting up.

remove troll in south pole please

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HANS, KRAUT, AHMED, FUCKING MEET ALREADY!!!

Just added myself to Chicago. Im 27 yes old btw. I'll message other Chicago robots soon

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>>37451779
YOU TOO JARMO AND SANTERI, GO MEET THE ROBOT VITTU, I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

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>mfw no romanian robots
why live

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>>37451919
fucking put ur own pin there if you're going to whine else we'll end up with an empty map and a thread full of people thinking they're the only one from their country

>>37452027
I already did, stop being such a cunt.

>>37451919
>tfw know of 2 romanian fembots
Nigga look harder

>>37452111
There's none on the map, fella

Up we go again

>female finally pops up nearby
>doesn't even respond
>still getting random "dtf?"'s from guys that aren't even on the map or nearby despite the header

>>37450588
>fuck man I shoulda been aborted
It's not too late anon

>>37452633
If it really is giving you that much trouble, why don't you use other methods? I'm sure there's an tinder-like app for friends. Or whatever it is you're looking for. r9k has got to be the least efficient way of accomplishing what you want to accomplish

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Am I the only Russtard bot in these threads? That's pretty depressing.

>>37450319
>Only person near me is a femanon
>Message her and can tell she is an orbitbot within 5 minutes
>Find shared interests but she only wants orbiters

I hate SoCal so much. Please let this godforsaken hellhole fall right into the ocean.

>still no-one near louisville ky

EVERY
THREAD

BANGKOK /FIT/ BASKET ANON, THERE'S A FAG IN UR COUNTRY, AND HE TRIES TO GET /FIT/!! LEARN HIM SOME FUCKING MUAY THAI

>>37452703
I've tried. You just get people that are social geniuses comparatively and only have normie-tier interests. Even if you specify shit they'll say how much they LOVE whatever animes playing on toonami right now or how awesome -insert flavor of the month band- is.
Eventually they ghost you because you don't want to go out to bars and clubs and hit on chads.

>>37452880
>femanon in St. Louis, ~4 hours drive
>two dudes in Indianapolis, ~2 hours drive
>dude in Columbus, ~3.5 hours drive
wtf

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>>37452965
Perhaps lolcow then? Assuming you are femanon looking for other femanons.

>>37452978
KY pin says "no car"

>>37452978
>tfw neet with no car

>>37453028
>>37453040
trains are fast, busses exist, don't USA have this taxi in a phone application shit thing?

>my city has about 4-5 million in population
>only myself
>nearby city with only 7 million pop has about 1 marker/million
It's not fair. Do I live in a city of chads?

put it up yesterday, still no response
even robots are too good for me

>>37453185
Jewber

>>37453185
Taking trains in US isn't like in Europe or small countries. Trains are fugged outside dense metropolitan regions because America is so large, infrastructure is so underfunded, privatization, blah blah.

I'm pretty sure you mean Uber, and I assume getting an Uber for a 2+ hour drive will be expensive as fuck. But I'm not a normie so I don't use it.

>>37453028
Been to lolcow they're cancerous as fuck or that would have been a good place to try.

>>37453331
They're our mirror image senpai.
Clearly very bright.
They have their own misandrist memes and it's sort of flattering really.

>>37453283
Most Uber/lyft won't even take a job thats over 1 1/2ish hours one way. Not unless its into the airport or a major city or something.

>>37453358
Maybe i'm being biased then but most i talked to there were unironic manhaters. I don't hate men but actual meetups with them never pan out.

>>37450319
>added my marker
>nobody else around

That's comfy.

>>37453331
Is it really more cancerous than this place?

>>37453373
I'm sure you know but there exists probably just as many unironic womanhaters here.

You aren't new york femanon from last thread, are you?

>>37453456
No.
>>37453400
Like i said earlier maybe i'm just being biased or was exposed to the wrong group.

We need more pins!!!

>post pin
>only robot in the entire state

Is Connecticut a normie state?

>>37453680
sorry, Adam Lanza was your last unnormie

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>there's a pin in my town of <7000 people

>>37453851
post state if you're in US

>>37453851
is it Duluth, GA ?
ik that isnt <7000 but perhaps you were over-exaggerating?

>>37453887
I'm originally not in the US

>>37453910
I'm not a qt fembot. I'm also too shy.

>>37453851
tell us which country atleast

How long has this map been going on for? I wonder if the person in my city still has an active account...

>>37453959
Netherlands

Ravioli ravioli this post is originoli

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>>37453995
I'm constantly checking my phone hoping for a reply, please

>>37453897
>theres more than one Duluth

>>37453995
It's a brand new one, only a few days old.

>tfw you are the only robot in your country
I'm living in a normie country.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37454044
isnt that what he was implying?

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>>37450319
>3 Atlanta anons within walking distance of each other
>tfw over an hour away with no car

just

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>no hawaii pins

is there even a point

>>37454078
I'm just saying I didn't know.
Figured minnesota was the only one.

>>37454261
The fact you live on a beautiful tropical paradise you ass.

>>37454242
Just take marta or get an uber.

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>tfw 2 anons are close to me
>tfw too spooked to put my information on the map

why

>>37450319
Just make a new mail address and a kik account or something and throw them in there. Big fucking deal.

>>37454529
because you're a fucking dumb frogposter

>tfw when you're not a frogposter and you're still the only robot in your country
>whyevenlive.jpeg

>>37452801
Nope, not the only one.

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>>37450319
>Live in the most robot big city in usa, Seattle.
>This city is full of autismos cause of the weather and tech industry.
>All the people that posted contact are fucking normies and even state so.
You cant make this shit up anymore they even state in the bios jesus fucking christ.

>3/4ths aren't even looking for a meetup they're just trying to get laid
>half literally say they're not looking for male friends but maybe female "friends" haha ex dee
>several describe themselves as "normie"
>made an experimental lesbian wanting only female friends marker just to see what happens
>10 messages from guys so far heavily convinced all i need is a good dicking

>>37455086
I actually want to have a real life friend for once.

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>>37455086
>bible belt
>0 mails
>no real hope for any contact because I'm a sinner

count your blessings

>>37454284
That's the front we put up. In some cases it's worse than mainland.

>>37455086
>made an experimental lesbian wanting only female friends marker just to see what happens
>10 messages from guys so far heavily convinced all i need is a good dicking
honestly, if a robot is that deluded into sending such pathetic messages they deserve to be alone.

>>37455250
I've been. Unless you've somehow turned into a shitheap in the past 5 years you're vastly better than most places.

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YAMS YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER REPLY TO ME REAL GOD DAMNED QUICK

What should I put in Description? I don't want to write a book but I don't want to seem boring

>>37455687
"Boipussi 4 free"

>>37455687
An email or a kik account?? IDK

>>37455687
a brief summation of your life and/or your hobbies, and your likenesses

>>37455086
I don't think I've seen anyone in socal that's so thirsty. Whereabouts are you looking?

>>37455687
just try not to be too generic. just imagine what you'd want to look for on someones pin before messaging them.

>>37455839
Everywhere. I'm just commenting on the state of the map itself.

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>britbot in london north of the thames about an hour away
Neat.
No interest in meeting anyone, but it's super neat when you realize how small the world is.

>>37455979
>Europe still abandoned
>2 Australia fembots joined even when one ozzybot said there weren't any
>US keeps getting more crowded with girls

Yeah. Small world.

I shall not let this thread die.

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I think I will end up disappointed.

Where's the op I want to change my marker color to green

>>37454943
JUST FAGGOT MASSAGE ME ALREADY YOU FUCKING

>>37456801
change sexuality that quick?

>>37456893
I actually had orange before only certain colors were pickable

>>37456972
can't you delete your own markers? and then just re-add them as a different color

Writing no drugs please was a mistake, everyone in a 50 mile radius is a junkie

>>37457280
>wanting to hang out junkies
I've had junkie roommates before, don't do it they're annoying as hell to be around.

>>37457280
You wouId be a bad friend.

come on florida femanons I just wanna get my dick wet bby

roIIing for a friend

has anyone actually got laid with this shit this is fucking garbo

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LITERALLY WALKING DISTANCE HOLY FUCK JUST MESSAGE ME ALREADY SO I CAN COME OVER AND SUCK YOUR DICK YOU STUPID FAGGOT

>>37457362
what city is this?

orogoonool

>>37457859
Looks like Renton, Washington. South of Seattle.

>>37454261
What island?
Fem or male?

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It's fucking friday night and I refuse you bots have anything better to do on a friday night so come put down a marker.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#

>>37457362
you're too cringy

Who else /creatingrandommarkersinrandomcitieswithnonverifiedemailaddresses/ here

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Tfw no britbots in east midlands. A place where millions live...

>>37458111
Did you vote for Brexit?

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>>37457977
oahu, male (sometimes)

although it's a dense place, it's surprisingly lonely out here

>>37458164
Obviosly, im not a shill

>>37458202
I used to live on Maui but visited Oahu many times.

I can with certainly that if you aren't a local or a chad Hawaii is the worst possible place to be.

>>37457984
>nothing better to do
>literally about to leave for some sushi and fuck with a chick i met off zeemaps

>>37458202
Hey man I'm near the Pearl Harbor site on Salt Lake Blvd opposite the Target. We should get some lunch sometime and fuck a bit

>>37458325
no, please dont do this its not fair

>>37458257
>not a shill
>voted brexit anyway

>>37458351
>being a eurocuck

Still crying?
Also if you want to suck muslim cock that badly you can move to germany.

I'm a real dummy how do you contact them when they put [some random words]#[numbers] in the Contact section of their pin?

>>37458378
>thinking i'm not from best country
>>37458350
Its not even the first time.

>>37458399
It's their Discord username.

>>37458399
You do NOT beIong here.

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im trying to edit my bio but its been giving me this...

>>37458399
there's a normie botnet called Discord which has name#1111 for example

>>37458404
Hahaha, hope your enjoying your stay in germany then Achmed

>>37458470
I said BEST COUNTRY not shithole continent/landmass

>no girls in germany
God damn it

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>>37457898
>Renton
Fuck Washington and everyone in it.

>>37458498
hamburg is denmark now?

>>37458529
I've heard multiple times from people living there, transplants, and tourists in general that it quite possibly is the most robot state. Can anyone confirm this?

>>37458576
>you are muted because your comment was not original
>only wrote "no its not"
Wow

>>37458606
Any state that has women can be by definition NOT be robot fuck off

>>37458606
>5
YES IT FUCKING IS BUT THE MARKERS ARE ALL NORMALS
GET OUT NORMALS GET THE FUCK OUT

>>37458452
make a new one and email me the location of the old one so I can delete it

>>37458668
how to I pretend to not be a normal

>>37450319
tfw no gay bots in las vegas wanna get banged by a big hairy bear

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Tfw no female britbots

>>37458426
said nu-r9k

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>>37450319
please turn off clustering admin, it's the gayest shit

>>37459119
Glad someone else appreciates love for beats

>someone adds me
>know my friends know about my marker
>too noided to accept in case its just my friends trying to make fun of me
fml

>>37459468
I think you mean bears but I am one, mainly just looking for someone who appreciates them

>still no adds
It's okay, I can wait. pls respon

South West Florida here. Looking for drinking friends. Male only. No buttstuff.

>>37459676
Im a bi slim guy and I love bears and chubby dudes but for women i only like slim ones haha

>>37459704
W-which one are you m8?

>>37459965
The one closest to you. Try sending a message! ;)

>all the Adelaide and London posts all these years
>no one in fucking Adelaide or London
I fucking hate this place

>>37460006
P-pls, Just tell me which one you are so I can msg you and we can chat. Everyone I have tried has been offline for the past 3 days.

>>37459918
are you in vegas?

origamen

>>37458069
Where the fuck do you think you are you normie piece of shit?

>>37460021
If you just tell us which one YOU are you'll guranteededly get guaranteed replies guaranteed

Need more markers that proportionately represent Chad-sized cocks

>>37460021
I'm not going to disclose that, sorry. But do try messaging people near you! If they didn't respond then clearly you're not near me.

>>37450319
>tfw only 2 people "close" to me
>tfw too autistic to put up a marker and chat anyway
Texas is suffering

>>37459242
Seconding this, please do it addy, I fucking hate the clusters.

>>37460063
nah nyc
although my marker is blue and i forgot to change it too green

>No females in Tennessee whatsoever.
REEEE!

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Fuck, no other markers around me for 200 miles, why must living in Colorado be so damn inconvenient at times? Ah well, it is worth living in the middle of nowhere for the solitude, at the very least. Nothing beats getting lost in the mountains with no other humans for miles around...

Any other old guys in norcal? Crushing loneliness, too old to hang out with the college kids pinned.

>>37460509
>no females in my continent whatsover
It could be worse, Tennesseeanon.

Do you guys try to mail people close to you or are you going for other people? I bet you're messaging roasties within a light year radius.

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>>37450319
>tfw you accidentally stumble upon the femanon who you loved
>tfw when you were trying to forget about her
>tfw she's already looking for another robot bf

hope prolongs the suffering of men

>>37461297
Which femanon are you talking about, anon?

>>37461349
Are you trying to catch the rebound or just curious?

Because I think she's just trying to make new friends desu since we met in a gf thread.

>>37461425
So I don't have to deal with someone who's willing to find a s/o so fast.

>>37461440
Wait who are you desu?

>>37461491
I'm not asking for the thread, just what they typically go by.
Just a random anon, why?

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>>37461297
how did things fall apart, anon?

>>37461528
Because that's literally why it didn't work out. I rushed things way too fast.

Anyway she's in the south.

>>37461557
Oh no, I was talking about going from s/o to s/o in such a heartbeat is what I want to avoid.
What's her discord username? Not the numbers but the name she goes by

>>37461557
South Bogota ?

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>>37461549
You know when it's love at first sight. Well it was like love at first discord conversation (she didn't have a dick.)

>She opened up to me and was the first person I opened up to in years.
>How could I not fall in love with someone like that.
>I told her goodnight because I would blurt out my feelings but she said to go for it.
>I told her things you would tell someone you were married to for 5 years not someone you started talking to a few days ago.
>Then I got insecure because she asked me to send her a new selfie and I kind of was being autistic and ran away from fear of rejection.
>Then I said sorry and begged to just be her friend again.
>She agreed but hasn't talked to me since.

I basically did everything you weren't supposed to do when meeting someone new and it's all my fault. Looking back at it why would you ever want to be with a person like that. Someone who would only bring you down.

It just hurts because maybe she never cared at any point.

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Cassville, GA represented!

>The name was changed to Manassas in 1861 after the success of the Confederacy in the First Battle of Bull Run. But as a direct result, the town was burned by Sherman 1864 and never fully recovered.[4][5]

but ye anyone can holler at that throwaway if you want to grab a couple drinks somewhere- i'm kinda scattered and work full-time but i'm off from school for the summer

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>Female in Perth

THOSE DON'T EXIST HERE GET OUT

>>37461769
I miss living in the south

Im in michigan near detroit now, the women up here cannot compare to southern church girls

>>37457362
Lmao that's me. No thanks bud not looking to get my dick wet. Still no responses though.

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>>37461934
can't quite say that i often socialize with southern church girls (well- least not the morally virtuous kind), but I cannot imagine living elsewhere for very long

dearly adore the weather, adore the people, adore it all man

only thing i do not adore is the law enforcement tee bee aych

>>37462028
Cops down south are more likely to help you out and be kind than the northern ones, ive found

Also go to church you heathers

>>37454943
Would you rather i didnt warn people that im a failed normie?

>>37461639
If you read >>37461727 you will see it was my fault and she is just looking for new friends because she is lonely at school. I just joking about the robot bf part I hope. So talking to her should be the least of your worries.

I would advise against femanons in general though anon. Have you tried OKC? I would give it ago but I just want to wallow in my self-pity for a good while.

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>>37462067
perhaps; i've certainly met some good ones out there. maybe i've more of an issue with law enforcement in general. not at all a "fuck the police" type, but i do often believe that one's personal safety is one's own responsibility and any non-aggressive behavior should be permitted.

hey, i've been a missionary to mexico twice and sunk probably more than a thousand good hours into real helpful volunteer work, musta been through hundreds of services held at what is one of the few genuinely loving and good christian churches out there

just don't generally attend services nowadays due to some small apathy, a large variable workload often involving sundays, and maybe an increasingly eclectic religious outlook

cheers tho m8

>>37462261
I'm not looking for relationships so don't worry about me, anon.

>first pin down in Vancouver (leaf edition)
better get some messages i swear to god

>>37462437
PLEASE DONT BE A CHINK

>>37462308
You're at least one step ahead of me Anon.
That's for sure.

Where are you at?

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>put marker down
>messaged within hours
A-am I a roasty?

>>37462472
fear not anon, I too fear the chinese overlords stealing our land

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>too normie for robots
>too robot for normies
What a cruel fate

>>37462486
I'm over next to texas, How about you?

>there's an actual robot in my suburb.

fuck that

>>37462609
I'm all the way in SoCal but not LA.

Well anyway there seems to be a lot of robots over there.

>all these markers in LA
Fuck off you know you're not robots motherfuckers. You're ALL well adjusted fags.

>>37462658
I intend to move to Denver, Seattle, or possibly NYC.
My state is dead af

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>A LITERAL FUCKING ORBIT

>>37462694
Are you implying that any of those are even remotely robot?

>>37462751
I'm a cyborg, anon.
Those are places that are tech savvy and I'm going to become a Network administrator

>>37462694
I live in Seattle and its faggot central. There's nothing good about here other than passive aggression.
You'll fit right in.

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this dude seems cool
looks like that photo is from the fair grounds north of the city
I'm debating if I should upload my profile or just email the dude

>that one Argentinian anon way south probably freezing his ass of loneliness.

>>37462782
I'll fucking fight everyone in that city if I have to.

>>37462694
I really want to move to a big city.
There are no opportunities where I am.
I was thinking NYC and maybe squatting in a studio loft but it's still really expensive but have considered Seattle too.

Do you have discord?

>>37462823
Be my robocybo roommat in Seattle?

>>37462821
You'll win too, literally everyone is a numale or lesbian.

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>>37462650
you better specify the state/country there, buddy

pic unrelated

>>37462877
You should add me on discord so we can make sure we aren't serial killers first. As soon as I save up enough money I'm leaving this shithole.

>>37462823
>implying Seattle rent is cheaper than NYC
Oh i am laffin

>>37462823
fuck off nyc we're full

>>37462930
>>37463069
I guess you don't want robot pals.
Have fun with Chad.

>>37463109
Chads can all die. but really dont come here its a really terrible city, its disgusting

I'm in Morningside Heights. You should come sleep in my apartment tonight.

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>>37451827
Someone else lives in this hellhole?

>>37463208
Pls be near Logan Square

>>37463227
Nah, I live a little out of the city but could Metra in.

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>>37450319
>actually got a fucking friend request like 2 days ago
>too scared to accept
I don't know why I even made a marker.

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>>37463352
You should accept it. You could make a really good friend.

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You poor fucker
I thought Perth was bad

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>"""fembot""" pin
>"looking for friends"
good luck roastie

>>37450821
But this thread is an attempt at resolving tfw ___, hence its direct relevance to tfw ___.

>>37450761
>we're /soc/ now

Just think of it as a necessary containment thread. The janny probably does, seeing as they've gone undeleted.

>>37455345
ey, I just posted right my pin next to him
Pivot#4210

>>37450680
I'm in Nashville and a faggot but also a spic and veru shy (autistic) so I haven't bothered putting a marker up. I go to NSCC if ur near we could chill

>That lone person in Merdian
fucking kek
This metro area is small enough, god forbid I meet with you

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>>37450319
pls respond
pls

desu

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One day. Though I'm not too surprised by all the fact there's only male robots in Hamilton.

ten years ago was nice. pre-r9k. people on /b/ were setting up impromptu meetup threads. went to a few, at arcades and public places, and there were a bunch of girls and everyone was pretty tolerable. actually kinda had fun. then with /soc/ everything turned sexual and degenerate, and all the girls were turned off and disgusted.

>>37463522
mal bochito

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>no one lives in Iowa
Just end my life already

>>37462791
10/10 would date
Tfw no chubby bf

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>12 hours later, still the only one in my country
KILL ME ALREADY

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rip Aoife O'Sullivan

truly the loneliest robot

super duper original page 6 bump

Found a fembot with a blue marker in my country.
>Guess who's getting laid tonight.

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>>37464166
I might be from your country, anon.
Where you from?

>>37464615
Not you she ain't DTF.

>>37464615
I have a fembot in my city but she's still not gonna do me.

>>37464033
Girls pretending they don't like sex is a shit-test.

>>37464718
Add your pin on the fucking maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.

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>>37464938
Small country, I don't feel comfortable doing that.

>>37464962
I made a new mail address and a new kik account. Threw them in there. What's so hard?

See the thing is even if you see a girl in your city you remember that you're ugly as shit.

>>37465290
Shouldn't matter unless you're one of those "ay bby dtf?" Types.

>>37465308
I'm a guy, I can't hide the fact that if I find someone attractive I would like to have sex with them. Maybe I don't know how to say pickup lines but I still have a sex drive nontheless.

>>37465334
Doesn't mean you gotta shove your dick into what could have otherwise been a nice relationship.

>>37465378
Maybe a long time ago I would have felt the same.

>tfw walking distance to someone
>no reply
Why must I suffer

>tfw no robot on a 2000km radius
there's no hope

This goes up! This is not dying with me on duty!

>robot in warrnambool
shit nigga just go to the gal and fuck 16 year old sluts like everyone else in the bloody city

you don't even need to b urself, you just need a car and a wallet

bump
>Always late, all alone as usual mcfaggot
The good thing about having low expectations is that the disappointment is lower too.

>>37463490
Hey, That's me!
You're right though, this place is terrible.

Why am I so fucking desperate these days. I just want to satiate my lust, even though I prefer the wining and dining come first.

>>37466257
well good luck anon
I'd give advice but I have no idea what smaller (?) eastern state towns are like

>>37461161
you in south africa?

by the way, i dont think most people would put the exact point on the map where they live. if you see a pin in your suburb, its more likely that someone randomly put it there because they live in that city. either way, that pretty fucking good

anyone here palys rts games pls
like ntw specifically

>someone finally adds me
>sperg out
>unable to respond
this is only the 4th time I've tried talking to new people and its always ended the same way. I'm never gonna make it

If this map is alive for at least a month, maybe someone will find someone... Whether it be online friend, irl meet, or getting on a date, I keep my positivity up for all of you guys.
Please share stories so that I can get a sense of hope.

>not even one in or near my state

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>>37450319
Bunch of blue tags around my green and a femanon's red.
Soon my pretties soon, I'll have you easily before long.

>>37466907
>email femanon
>have a nice chat
>decide to go walk around and do shit neither of us worked yesterday
>had nice conversations, some laughs, some coffee
>find out she wasn't even expecting much i was just 1 of 2 guys that didn't instantly try hitting on her over email
>apparently other guy just splerged at her semi-coherently so i won out
>decide to catch guardians 2 cause we're right there anyway
>make plans to go out for sushi later
>fun times
>teach her how to use chopsticks
>chef made us one of those roses out of sashimi
>go back to her place and romp like rabbits
>sleep a few hours
>has to go to work i drive my ass home
>shitpost about my experience

thanks admin for fixing clustering

>>37467228
>walk around and do shit together
;u; that's so nice, I'm envious but I'm happy for you both. Did you plan to meet again?
How was the movie? I want to see it but got no one to go watch it with (yet)

>one tranny on the entire map
Excuse me where's the boipucc

>>37467383
My understanding is that we'd hang out more but who knows.
Movie was fun but it wasn't the greatest ever. A few plot twists you could see a mile away and some of the acting at bits was "off" a little.

Any cute girls in L O N D O N want a sugar daddy?

I make lots of money but have nothing to do with it.

Post email in reply.

>tfw no one's ever living in fucking Austria

>>37450319
That robot in Monterey, I know a cute chick in that city that loves to fuck and hang out.

Also those two robots in Russia, the distance between them is so large that he might as well meet someone in Isreal or Amsterdam

>>37467228
>shit that never happened

why you lying robot?

>>37467594
>I make lots of money but have nothing to do with it.

How about move? Isn't London dangerous? Do you live in a rich neighborhood the sandniggers can't afford to?

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>>37450319
>tfw im just waiting for someone to contact me so I can acknowledge them and completely fucking ignore them
>tfw for once I want to be the one who gets to control who is rejected, and who is discarded, who is smeared
>tfw I should just delet this bullshit before I get the chance to do it and go and regret it


I would want to probably shoot someone if I knew somehow they would do this to me, but I am compelled to do it myself now. Even if I know its a dick move.

Like eating a free sample cause its free. Even if you are in no way hungry.

You're compelled.

I hate this place, but I'm constantly unsure whether Or not I hate myself more.

I need something to blame and myself is too insignificant to shoulder it all.

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>that Waco, Texas anon

I'm sure he's sad he was born too late to join that comfy cult of Branch Davidians.

>>37463400
Nah, I just went ahead and deleted the marker. I'm fat (which I neglected to mention), ugly and boring, nobody would want to hang out with me knowing that, I'm just wasting my time and theirs. Sorry kyuss if you're reading.

>>37468445
Just check in "female" instead of male and you can reject as many as you want anon.

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>>37450319
>Message the one person in my city.

>They don't respond and delete their marker

Still to pussy to put down my marker.
Besides that I won't have the balls to do anything anyway.

>>37468611
dont feel bad anon :< *internerhug*

>>37468611
City?
Bleeeeep

>>37468738
St.John's, Newfoundland, Canada

>>37468541
Im a latent asshole.
But I refuse to become a full fledged faggot

>>37467392
Go to the tranny board and look at their zeemap

>>37467594
Go on Tinder

hundreds of slags looking for a sugar daddy

>CT robots

surprising, i usually never find people browsing from this shithole

Why is Arizona such a normies state? I expected more tags.

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP
go go go gogogo o

wake up bumpy

>>37467228
US or EU? that sounds nice that it worked out.

sounds like both of you were normies tho

>>37465824
STILL ON DUTY BOYS!

>>37450319
bumpity bumpity bumpity

>>37470487
>femanon
US for sure.

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>>37468770
you wouldn't be a faggot, just a catfish

I give up, no one in my country.

>>37471909
>map is only 2 and a half days old
>giving up
ye of little faith

This thread has to go Up up up

>>37471957
How long you plan on keeping the map going for?

>only 4 (((FOUR))) females in UK
why even live

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>>37472234
>only 0 (((ZERO))) people in my country
why even live

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>>37467860
It was delicious.
>>37470487
US. I'm honestly usually a shut-in videogames all day type.

>>37450680
I live in Clarksville if that makes any difference.

>>37472515
>honestly usually a shut-in videogames all day type.
Whatever you say, kouhai.

Did you consider yourself to be a robot prior to this experience?

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Anon! We must meet! Where abouts do you live?

>>37472766
I've always assumed i was a cyborg/failed normie.

>>37472824
Well, in any case I hope it works out for you two, whether you two want to pursue a relationship or not.

On a side-note, still makes me shake my head to see that most robots still sperg out by instantly hitting on femanons. There's no easier way to guarantee yourself getting ghosted.

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Nice sausage fest.

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We now have over 300 valid markers! And as far as I know there has been at least 2 successful meetups so far, so don't lose hope robots. Place a marker if you haven't.

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>>37472234
>mfw im talking to one of them

>only one other pin in Ireland
>straight female

h-h-h-hey there

>>37473248
How many females were you expecting there to be on r9k?

>>37473248
I wouldn't mind if it was a green sausage fest.

>>37473393
At least 20.

>>37473276
Nice. Where are you based family?

>>37473248
>>37473393
>>37473441
Just let thread be up for a long time, I've got a feeling that not everyone here checks the board every day.

>>37450319
FL anons wya

>>37473252
>>37473393
>>37473559
It takes a while for things to happen. iirc, the past (successful) iterations of r9k zeemaps got 500 - 1000 or more pins

Besides, femanons will be reluctant to post pins until a decent amount of girls are already on the map. Blame the slurry of poor-quality "dtf?" or otherwise spergy messages they get flooded with.

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>tfw no other gaybots near you
I just want a friend to do activities, I'm tired of being closed in my room.

>see someone that likes music and puzzles
>dont wanna bother them/dont know how to really start a conversation

fuck

>>37473706
"Hi, I saw your pin on the zeemap. I like puzzles too. What music do you like?"

>>37473749
I can list genres if you want

post punk
many forms of jazz
techno/house
bossa nova
idm
shoegaze
etc.

what about you?

>>37473791
nah, I mean that's what you should tell him/her

>>37473462
Yorkshire/Lincolnshire

>>37473850
oh fuck. my bad. th-thanks

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>>37473441
but there is more than 20 durr

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>>37473749
>>37473791
>>37473850
>>37473877
kek I love this board.
Godspeed, you autist.

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>>37474050
>mfw i became part of a meme

>>37473871
Manchester here
tfw to pussy to message the girl here, I'm sure she's super busy with responses or is beito

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>>37474050
Include me in the screencap
original redditcap

>>37472267
add yours anon.

you have to make the money to buy a ticket

>>37475029
I did, I'm the only one.

>>37472267
Nigga there's no one in mine either but I added my shit anyway. It's not like anything will come out of this but whatever.

page 9 back from the dead

>>37476676
thats whats up

believe it or not but i was muted for 2 seconds for attempting to post this

>>37476731
4chan hivemind. Or maybe we are soulmates.

>>37476759
could be. what kind of pucci do you have?

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>>37476779
Fuck me, anon-kun

>>37476808
thats actually fucking impressive, im proud of you anon

>>37476779
What a shame. I only do the fucking, no matter what kind of pucci.

>>37476844
i hope my boipucci will do

>>37476731
u have to go past original
u have to go even more original
originaler than originally

>>37476908
thanks for the advice
ill try to be more original
thank you again for ur help
ill make sure to be more original
thanks
this is original

>>37476871
Sure, as long as you are in Eastern Canada, as I don't do online stuff.

>>37476978
no i am a german hans

>>37476995
Well good luck anon. Put that boipussi to good use for me.

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nobody in Tijuana, fuck.

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>so many bisexuals on zeemaps
please just fucking die, you fuking memers

>>37477191
Just cross the border and marry that San Tiego anon. Do it before the wall.