can crying get me a gf?

I haven't cried since 2015. My eyes are dry.

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Not having a girlfriend doesn't even reach my top 10.
I don't wanna die, but I can't live this.

>>37449725
Last time I cried was when my dad called me worthless for not doing something I didn't need to even do.

FeelsGoodMan

>>37449709
Only one who will make you cry further.

>>37450371
Last time I cried is right this second as I've lost my face, my friends, family and oneitis all at once.
It's been 11 years, and I still can't believe it's real.

>>37450498
You lost your face?

>>37450841
I mutilated it with chemicals. I tried to get the alien microchips out.
I knew happiness, and made sure it's gone from my life permanently.

A little insight: Your appearance makes your person.

Look like a bitter asshole, become a bitter asshole.
Look like a chad, become a chad.
Look like a monster... you'll become a monster...

>>37450943
Alien.... microchips?

Even 11 years ago you missed the X-Files boat by a decade.

>>37450985
Yeah, I turned out to not be the sanest of people.
I've never seen X-Files. Was it good?

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>>37451063
Meh. First few seasons were great. Then it got weird. I had to wait 20 years to finally see Scully's tits.

What chemicals did you use?