FUCKKK ROASTIEES REEEEE

Newfag here, what does roasties mean?

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>>37448925
people with vaginas ( not to be confused with traps )

>>37448925
roasties= women
can someone fucking tell me what to do? mum is calling me for desert and i dont want to face these whores.

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>>37448876
you know the answer man

>>37448876
WTF stop being beta and call them out for being rude. they're YOUR GUESTS!

Be a jerk...and you'll be able to fuck one.


Just easy ...just say something like you girls almost come off as intelligent.

escalate

>>37448876
>Not being witting like saying yeah I deserve better than her to put her in her fucking place
your lost anon

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>>37448984
i'd rather be a virgin, faggot

Tell them to get the fuck out your house before you get the Beretta.
Works everytime.

>>37448958
Yell at them. Scream at them. Go full retard and have an autistic hissy fit, give a good "REEEEEEEE" and tell them to get the fuck out. If your mom yells at you, tell her how it hurt that the cunt insulted you yet she did nothing.

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>>37448876

You can't let that get to you anon, you're better than this.

>>37448876
Hey OP..pstss come
Come closely !
Wanna fuck up the dinner ?
Huhh ??

>>37448876
if she says "ewww him" or something like that, say "ewww her?" as soon as possible

>>37449017
what is this? a post for ants?

>>37449017
Then just pull your dick out and slap it around the house while they talk. You've got nothing to lose youngfag

Just fucking watch some porn and jack off as loud as you can to let them know this is your house.

>>37449054
>>37449129
>>37449091
Lads, I can't take this anymore. I am surrounded by 5 women rn

>>37448982
It's 5 vs 1. You can bet the others would take her side if he pointed out they were being rude or even go "Ewww, her?". Fucken hell I'm not even a robot like him and in that situation there basically is no good way to react as he cant exactly throw them out given it's his parents house.

>>37449202
u need to show us how ugly you are OP

>>37449202
It's your mother's friend and your mother's friends daughters. Why do you even give a fuck? Just ignore them till they fuck off. Go watch TV or do something else.

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>>37449242
Best advice out there 8/8

>>37449242
My mum won't let me.
>Inb4 haha mom's boy


Fuck this gay earth anons. I just have to accept that I am socially retarded and forever a beta virgin.

>>37448876
Of course she's going to say ew, she's in front of family and doesn't want to seem keen, just ignore them and convince yourself that you're too good

>>37449238
I am a 6.5/10

>>37449279
Why wont she let you? It's her guests, not yours and her guests are exceedingly rude to you. If she is trying to set you up it's failing badly and was doomed from the get go when her friend thought she should bring all daughters along rather than the one they are trying to pair you with.

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>>37449279
Tell yer ma that you wont sit at the table unless they get out of your swamp.

Finally in my room. Feeling like a total reject. I tried to talk to them about uni, favorite movie/bands. Was ignored except the youngest one told me she likes Ariana Grenade.
>tfw heard the girls whisper "why is he like this hehehe"

>>37449496
Normies, bro. Don't bother.

>>37449496
>Ariana Grenade.
My side on the moon

It's over, kid. You're not smooth and you made a shitty first impression, no fixing that with small talk. You'll have to learn not to care and move on.

Be assertive you fucking bitch.

>trying to talk about Uni
>failing

Then stop and ask them what they want to talk about

>>37449496
Heh. Grenade.
But seriously they sound like unpleasant people.

>>37449496
the thing is, as long as you show they are getting to you, they are always going to look at you with disdain.

Live and let live, if your mom insists on you hanging out with them, just flat out tell her that the guests don't really seem to enjoy your company, so you being all antisocial in your room is actually the best strategy to ensure everyone has fun. Avoid sounding pissy/passive-agressive though, she'll jump on you for that.

Offer them a bottle of wine, ask if any of them would like a foot massage, bring the youngest one into a private room and tell her that you're desperate to eat her pussy.

>>37449496
>I tried to talk to them about uni, favorite movie/bands

HUE

BETA FAGLORD

>family friends whom I had never met at thanksgiving
>one 18, one 21, both qts at fancy colleges
>I was 18 and had just begun my career as a NEET
>the older one is quite the shmooze
>the younger one is pretty quiet, she asked what HS I went to and I told her I had graduated the previous year
>I had actually dropped out but thankfully nobody corrected me on that front
>she was like "oh, I'm sorry, what are you up to now?"
>say "nothing" with a big grin
>she laughs

>later the older one is going on about how busy she is with school, her job, her social life and talking about typical "muh bootstraps" shit (she was clearly exaggerating)
>I guess she senses I'm not as impressed with her as she is with herself makes some comment like "you'll understand when you're older)
>wink at the younger one and she laughs again

>we get offered wine, the girls are clearly excited about this (even though one was of age anyway) but I decline
>they had already seen me smoking earlier and I heard them mutter from afar "is he smoking??" so I think these two details together made me look better

maybe this is delusional COPE on my part but I think I pissed off the older one and endeared myself to the younger one
my only mistake IMO was hugging them goodbye at the end, I hate that shit with most people its so forced I should have just took their hand

>>37449496
I just can't understand this.
I mean, if you were just staring at them or whatever or saying nothing it's one thing. But you actually tried to develop conversation. Normies are fucking weird, I simply can't understand why they do thing the way they do.
btw couldn't you talk to your mom or something or you aren't that close?

>>37449377
Checked
And Kek

>>37449796

Or just grab em by the pussy.

>>37449812
They were having their own conversation and I was trying to join in on topics I was familiar with.

>>37448925
>Newfag here, what does roasties mean?

It comes from "roast beef", a description of labia. Hence, it refers to anyone with labia.

>>37449849
they were "qt" but they really weren't my type
not tall enough for me

>>37449853
should told her you wished she and her family were at her last concert would have went well. The young one is trying to be nice because she feels bad and isn't 100% roastie yet you must claim and convert her.

>>37449796
>my only mistake IMO was hugging them goodbye at the end
You had the younger one interdasted in you, when you gave her that hug goodbye you should have reached down and given her ass a quick squeeze and whispered "Call me" in her ear. She'd have been fanning her pussy dry all the way home.

>>37450125
perhaps but I really had no interest in that ass
I like to practice "game" whenever I can but if I make myself look too interested then I don't have an excuse for why I did not actually hit that

lol this shit never happened.

You're worse than those lying cunts on tumblr always saying how a WHITE MALE was sexually harassing them.

>>37450316
>tumblr
has it really taken you this long to realize /r9k/ is the mirror image of the worst parts of that site?

>>37448925
You're a newfag but you can do that spoiler thing? I've been here for years and never bothered figuring out how to do that.