That is a 5-litre bottle. Why am I so big? My height and robustness scares girls off, and intimidates people I don't want to intimidate. And I don't even feel big inside. Sometimes I wish I were a manlet.
>>37448693
Become a twink orgns
If you don't cut your toenails on regular basis, the fungis and bacterial cultures that proliferate on their surfaces will exacerbate the keratin until they start turning yellow, becoming brittle and ultimately growing inward your flesh.
You may laugh at this, but most people in their 30s and 40s have fucked up toenails exactly for this reason.
t. podiatrist
>>37448693
CUT YOUR NAILS YOU MONSTER
>>37448752
>become a twink
I cannot, sadly.
>>37448850
But I do cut them regularly, I just didn't bother to cut my toenails when I last did it yesterday.
>>37448867
>thinking this is long
Normie spotted.
>>37448915
That's not regularly, anon.
You should cut them way more often, the risk is real.
Remember when your parents told you to brush your teeth when you were a kid because then they'd turn yellowish\lose their enamel?
This is the same shit.
>>37448850
>be me, 20
>fucked up toenails
>6'5
>60kg
*rattles*
>>37448693
>not abnormally big
>still frighten people since I'm usually scowling
>i now take a preverse pride in the ability to scare people
Embrace it OP. Its the only way.
Your feet are so unattractive, OP. You could have auditioned for a part in the hobbit.
>>37448693
stop complaining and go lift you faggot.
who knows what kind of results you gonna get with that freak of nature dna.
>>37449304
>6'4
>56kg
*rattles with you*
>ywn have a tall anon step on your 5'2 petite body
6'4"
5 inch dick
Girls have been very disappointed, I think I only got the few I have because of my height and then they learn that just because I have giant hands and feet the old wives tales aren't true
>>37448693
>>37449568
>>37450085
Wahhh nice humblebrag you Chad faggots. Do you have any idea how lucky you are?
None of you sniveling, cowardly lankies could last even a day as a manlet.
>>37449568
How the fuck is this even possible? I'm 5'8" and 65 kg, and I'm even pretty small. Are you literally a skeleton? Do you ever eat?
>>37450205
>NO I HAVE IT HARDER
>>37450209
Basically a skeleton, yeah. I'm Christian Bale in the machinist skinny, except less muscle and a little more fat so I don't look quite as gaunt.
I eat maybe 1500 calories on average, some days more, some less. My diet's extremely random. A mixture of an un-regimented diet, skinny genes, height, age and a lazy lifestyle make it possible.
You'd be surprised at how skinny people can get before they keel over and die. Layne Staley was 36 kg or so and 6'1 when they found his body.
>>37448693
I know what you mean I am 6'4 and people my height look so big to me. 5'6 people look normal from a distance then when I get close we are much different.
>>37448850
>>37449280
>be me, 20
>both big toes ingrown from years of overcutting and tight football cleats
NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37448850
You must be a real, fun guy.
Ba dum tss