>he has the virgin breathing rhythm
>he does the virgin summersault
>>37446350
>he has not one but two virgin nose hairs
>he has the wispy virgin hair cut
He creates and contributes to the virgin thread.
>he has the virgin eyes
>He has the virgin life
>he's making fun of his own kind on 4chan
if you weren't a virgin you wouldn't have made this post, you wouldn't even be here
>he has the virgin sleeping pattern
>he uses the virgin earphones
>he has the virgin gaze
>he has the Chad finger position
>he buys supplies from the virgin dollar store
>He has Betty Davis eyes
He has the virgin stutter
>>37446350
>he does the virgin spinning in circles
>he does the never-had-sticky-with-vicky backstroke
>he drives the virgin sedan
>he has the Virgin thought-pattern algorithm
>he has a virgin laugh
>he types with the virgin line spacing
>>37446350
>He has the virgin popcorn
>>37446350
>>37446464
>>37446498
>he has the 25 khv room
>>37448820
that chair must be killing ur back my man
>>37448853
nah mah man
its comfy
>>37448880
nah mah man
its not
>>37448895
nah, im not your man bruh
>>37448924
You're not a man at all you little motherfucking chairlet
>he sneezes the virgin sneeze
>in class today
>gangly looking guy sits next to me
>notice his virgin digestive system
>burst out laughing, had to be escorted out
what was he thinking lads? that he could get away with it?
>he has the virgin shoes
>he has the virgin t shirt
>she sports the virgin hairstyle
>she wears the virgin earrings
>he has the virgin tooth
>>37446350
>atoms forming his body have the virgin electron configuration
>he wears the virgin braces
>he browses the virgin board
>he grows the virgin body hair
>>37446350
>He gives money to roasties on jewtube, patreon and/or twitch and orbits 4chan girls
>he has the virgin sex life
>he has the virgin pube length
>>37446560
>found the virgin
this was an undoubtedly original post
>>37446498
>get gf
>still the wispy virgin hair cut
>he owns the virgin corporation
>>37449822
>he doesn't worship the QT3,1415926 JellybeanASMR
she looks nice without makeup imo
>he walks the virgin walk
>he talks the virgin talk
8cybyujoug
>>37446670
sh-shut up anon!
>>37446574
14 hours three times a week isn't that bad, right?kill me