>never ever had a gf >never been kissed or hugged by femunits

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>>37441755

Know that feel. I've been hugged by one but that's it. Turn 24 next month. Doubt anything is going to change for us. It just wasn't meant to be. I think for my 25th birthday I'll buy a gun and put it in my mouth.

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>>37441755

>missed out on teenage kissu
>missed out on teenage pussy, thighs, and boobu
>Now almost 24, KHV, poor, and nearly no libido

It used to bother me but I don't feel much anymore

>>37441755
I've held hands with a Human female before. AMA.

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>>37441907
fuck this feel man
I am not even that bad looking, but I guess that's just the way the world works

>>37441994
was her hand soft? Did you feel nice and warm?

>>37442054
Very soft. Yeah, it was nice. Unfortunately my hand started getting sweaty cuz I was nervous but she didn't seem to notice or care.

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>>37442097
damn, I guess I'll hold my own hand

Man it's been 5 months since I've had intimate contact with a girl and I feel like shit and worthless to the bottom of my soul.

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>>37442157
You've had intimate contact with a girl!?

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>>37442157

Man it's been 27 years since I've had intimate contact with a girl and I feel like shit and worthless to the bottom of my soul.

>>37442210
Agggh, get out, normie.

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>>37442210

IT'S BEEN 3 MILLENNIA SINCE I'VE TOUCHED THE EXTERNAL CARAPACE OF A FEMALE

To those who hold this view- that is, the lack of intimacy being lamentable, why do you think you came to hold this belief?

>>37441907
My very religious cousin married at 26, meaning he hadn't even kissed until the wedding. Some do make it.

>>37442281
kek made my day anon

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>>37441755
I know that feel, anon.
It's not just you

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>>37441755
I lost my virginity at 23 and got my first gf at 24.Its not too late.

>>37442379
what if you don't even look manly? I look like a kid, my face looks awfully young. I wish I was masculine

>>37442157
me too anon.
new years was a fun night

>>37442408
You just have to find someone who doesn't give a fuck about that type of thing. Sounds like chad advice but its what I did. Im 5'5 and not very manly or attractive at all but I just kept trying and eventually I found someone who liked me for me. The worst thing you can do is give up

>>37442724
Well I hope I can find someone like that

>there are kids half your age having that have more sexual experience than you
>tfw
I was born to feel.

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>>37442862
Don't say that please, that's too hurtful to think about.

>>37442895
>tfw you see teenage couples holding hands while they walk together
>tfw you see the young teenagers awkwardly kissing each other good bye after school
>tfw you see the tight young teenage girlsget groped by the jocks and smile afterwards
>tfw you hear a teenage girl tell her boyfriend she loves him
>tfw you never experienced any of this to any degree
>tfw you will never experience any of this to any degree

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>>37442982
STOP IT
Why are you saying such cruel things!?

>>37443015
Life is suffering and truth is all that matters.

>no girl will ever stare at you from across the classroom
>no girl will write her first name and your last name in a heart in her notebook
>no girl will spend hours trying to find the outfit that she looks the cutest in because she wants to impress you
>no girl will sprint to the door and quickly check to make sure her hair is in that perfect position because she is expecting you
>no girl will rest her head on your shoulder while you sit together
>no girl will stumble over her words for a bit before whispering in your ear that she loves you
>no girl will look at you with eyes of lust
>no girl will gift you her virginity and eternal companionship
>all this and more will never be yours
>tfw

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>>37443099
That got me right in the heart. I feel so lonely

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Stop it.

Stop all of this shit right now.

If you're gonna do this to mean at least have the decency to blow my brains out afterwards.

>>37441755
I was close anons. You wouldn't fucking believe it.

She even Kissed me man.

Why was I born to fail.

>>37443131
>>37443142
Just remember that this feel that you are feeling is far from new. It is arguably the 'more natural' feel to feel when compared to tfw yes gf. We as a species have twice as many female ancestors as we do male ancestors. Why? Because women wanted the alpha male, the leader, the top guy, and they didn't mind sharing him. This makes sense biologically speaking since women carry the burden of physically having the children and literally carrying the children around for years until they learn to walk. Because of these things women have an inherent value, and they need to prioritize finding the best man they possibly can. Because women have an inherent value if one man was able to prove his worth to a women and get her to say yes to him then that man must have something about him that is worthy of a woman and thus other women would flock to him instead of the beta males who had yet to prove their worth and who have now become even less likely to reproduce now that the alpha has impregnated multiple women. All of this tells us that tfw no gf is not new at all. It is a primitive feel, and arguably the default feel of man. Hundreds, thousands, millions of men have come and gone feeling exactly what you feel now. They never got a girl. They died with that feel. Why am I telling you this? Because I don't want my fellow men who feel tfw no gf to cling to false hope and be crushed under its weight. Accept reality. Truth above all. Life is suffering.

Good night, Anons.

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>>37443282
Good night anon, thanks for the wake up call

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Teenage love is the best feeling you can experience, just loving, with no other serious worries in your head, taking each others virginity...

That's why I can't hold a relationship as an adult for more than a couple of years, everithing seems forced, out of convenience and interest, people just don't want to be alone cause they can't even stand themselves... Adults have scars and miseries...

Srsly If you missed out teen love, don't even try to leave wizardry, it's just not worth it, just learn to be as happy as you can alone... after that, if something just comes up, so be it, but if you have to force it, it's just a thurd

>>37441755
held hands once with another grill non related
>in gym class
>one of those pair up with another person and chase/get chased
>get paired up with crush
>hands are sweaty af
>after five minutes she slips out of my hand and grabs my arm
>it wasn't romantic at all
This was about seven years ago. Haven't had any other close contact since except the ocasional kiss on the cheek. Gonna die alone

>>37441755
I'm 20 years old and i don't even consider the possibility of having a gf. The idea is just so alien and so unlikely that i rarely even think about it these days.

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I invited a khv over for some tekken and chill and he didn't even touch me the entire time. Not even when I switched to a boring netflix documentary and kept touching him through the night. Maybe if you beta losers actually grew some balls you wouldn't be khv so late in life.

>>37441755
I was a handhold-less, kissless virgin until last year. Stumbled into a relationship completely by accident and have sex pretty much every other day. 26 now.

There's still hope for you.

>>37444063
Maybe he's not attracted to guys?

>>37444089
how do you 'accidentally' become in a relationship?

>>37444103
Classmate invited me out to coffee, then to dinner a week later, then back to her apartment the week after that.
I literally did nothing. It was a surreal experience.

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>>37441755
This was me 7 years ago.
It's still me now.
At least it never gets harder. It doesn't get easier though.

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>>37441755
I'm 34 years old and the only feel I feel is anger.

>tfw even if you do find a gf the girl has already "been there, done that" and doesn't have the same fresh feelings as you

JUST

>>37442295
because it is true

>>37443099
I knew it all along, just didn't want to acknowledge all dem feelz, why did I have to be like that?

>>37442257
You know you alredy had your dick in your mom vaggo when you were born Anon...

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>>37443099
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP RYHOTHRKRJOPKROJRJrjGEOPHRTJOP

>>37441755
I have a gf and fuck her every week. Anyway, I am still pretty much a worthless loser with no formal education or working skills.
live in an apartment, together with my mother and granny
What I wanted to say is that having a gf doesn't make my life less miserable experience.

Fuck this thread got to me
whenthefeelsonpoint

>kissless virgin
>complain 24/7 im gonna die alone
>girl that likes me offers to go on a date with sex after
>freak out and block her

why do i gotta be like this?

I think the fact that I hate coffee, music, alcohol and drugs had limited my potential mates.

>>37441907
Option 1: Arranged marriage, if you're American find a Christian
Option 2: Hookers
No need to kill yourself

>>37445537
i used to be this way, but i got more comfortable drinking
also just dont sperg out and act judgey about other people's taste in music

>>37444121
Was this classmate from highschool or college tho anon

>>37445574
>but i got more comfortable drinking
I've tried many alcoholic beverages, but I just hate the taste. All I drink now is water, apart from milk on cereal.

>also just dont sperg out and act judgey about other people's taste in music
Most women i speak to have asked me what music I like and I have to tell them that I don't listen to music. I don't judge them, I just say how listening to music is boring and a waste of time that could be better spent doing something productive. Some chick once said music is food for the soul so I jokingly called her retarded for even believing in the soul. She didn't like that.

I managed to lose my virginity last night and I was a 27 year old kv.

ama

>>37445631
How much did she cost? What did she do?

>>37445624
>dont act spergy
>recounts situation of acting spergy

also, alcohol will always taste like ass, get a sweet premix drink for your first couple

>>37445624
Dude you sound austere as fuck. If i acted 100% how i logically thought, i would be like you. You have to allow your emotions to control you sometimes.

>>37445645
Bought her some drinks. I met her of tinder

>>37441755
How does this happen? I know of 2 people like this and they are angry insane creepy and retarded so I can't help but feel like you're st fault