Anybody can get laid if they lower their standards enough.

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>>37437690
Just turn off the lights

All women feel the same.. I-in the dark.

>>37437690
not really if you are afraid of leaving the house and talking to people. But you can learn to masturbate to anything if you work hard and believe in yourself

>>37437690
>incredibly sensitive and rather stay a virgin than do it with someone I don't love

>>37437690
I don't talk to anyone idiot

I've fucked a couple of SSBBW women and it's fuckin' unreal and weirdly addictive. Fuck, now I wanna hit one up for an hour or three of messing around.

>>37437831
I just want to watch one take a nasty dump.

>>37437770
That's just a phase because you're young. Pretty soon you'll stop giving a shit and be super easy and chill to talk to because you'll be honest and actually apply all that head conversation you've had all your life to real situations.

>>37437881
I've always wanted a woman to suck my dick while she shits but none of them have been up for that for some reason.

>>37437957
probably not as young as you think I must be a "late bloomer" haha

>>37438016
Age like a fine wine anon. Don't let the normies rush you.

>>37437976
ah yes, the reverse blumpkin. But in all honesty watching fat girls shit, just shit is on the bucket list

I would honestly fuck a dude before I fuck a fatty.
I'd rather stick my penis inside another man's ass.

>>37438080
Just sounds like you're a little gay.

>>37437690
This is true. I was both the practice boyfriend of several girls, and had several practice girlfriends, and drunken one night-stand mistakes that went both ways.

>>37438080
that is too disgusting to even consider

>>37438178
I know, right? Fat chicks are disgusting.

>>37438184
sex inside a man's asshole

>>37438080
That's because you're ghhheyyy

>>37437690
When i saw a the OP picture i thought it was a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
I was sad when i clicked on the picture.
Nothing is more dissapointing than trying to zoom in on what you thought was ice cream, and instead getting a fat landwhale woman, shaped like ice cream.

Are you happy OP?>>37438177