>just lost my virginity with a 6/10 real girl
>pretended i was gay for 3 months
>entertained her and stroked her ego
>helped her by giving advice on her relationship with chad
>created fake facebook account added chad and 300 different people from our town
>masterfully crafted scenario where she believes chad cheated on her
>give her emotional support after the breakup
>proceed to ghost her for a week
>talked to her again, explaining bullshit stories about how stressed out i am
>she realized how much she needed me when i ghosted her
>she tried to turn me straight for a week flirting with me
>i pushed her away and then pretended to finally give in and lost my virginity
>gonna keep pushing her away for around a month until she thinks she's turned me straight
>will soon have permanent gf
If you can't be the chad, beat him at the game of chess.
>>37435799
literally 4d chess anon, excellent work.
>it requires a billion lies for you to get laid
well, you have determination at least
>>37435799
I mean, fuck. Congrats. keep it up - for your entire life. could get ya places (the manipulation planning I mean)
>>37435799
You're fucked when she wants a threesome mate.
Either accept the D, or let the house of cards fall to the ground.
Didn't plan thoroughly enough. 5/10.
>things that never happened
So I'm supposed to believe some girl trusted some random stranger she never met before in her life that added her out of the blue on Facebook. Uh huh.
>>37435799
good job anon you are finally a normie
now get off my board
>>37435799
We're at an insane level of genuis and faggotry all at the same time
>>37435799
Ur a true man anon.
Respect
>>37435860
No he's not. Just because he might be gay/bi it doesn't mean he would want to have sex with anyone else besides the person he's in a relationship with.
>>37435836
>>37435856
>B-BUT ROBOTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET GIRLS REEEEE IM A CHAD