I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>37435563
Being this shameless is pitiful, really is. Loser.

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>>37435563
>I don't think I'm ugly, in fact, my looks are some of the only good thing about me.

>>37435563
Show us what you look like, desu

>>37435582
>Steven Universe
Guess where your opinion goes, anon?
>>37435597
That guy could have had everything if he wasn't such a raging autist. But Tinder is literally just judging on looks so I don't know where I'm going wrong.
>>37435602
>doxxing myself
No thanks desu

>>37435563
>Thinks he's good looking
>No matches
Stop lying to yourself and face the music.

>>37436222
Those trips- shit. Maybe it's not that I'm ugly, I'm too boyish. One girl thought I looked 13 recently. She would not even believe I was 18. What the fuck is this shit? Women don't want boys goddammit.

if you want to get laid at tinder only this type of combination works:

>be light skinned at white. brown/blacks people don't get shit
>have a striking feature about yourself like big pretty eyes or narrow nose
>you need to have either a good jaw or good hair
>long description of yourself with tons of pictures of you having fun

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>>37436355
>be light skinned at white. brown/blacks people don't get shit
I am White
>have a striking feature about yourself like big pretty eyes or narrow nose
People say my eyes are quite nice
>you need to have either a good jaw or good hair
hmmm, I fall down here a bit
>long description of yourself with tons of pictures of you having fun
This is where most robots fail, I would imagine

I was literally typing out "shit thread, go back to /soc/" then I realized you acknowledged that your thread is shit. Good, that's the first step. Now take the second and go back to /soc/.

>>37435563
>whaaaaaa 2 days and no matches on this fuck app
If you havent reached your swipe limit at least 10 times with no matches, then you can feel like an undesireable fuckwit.
If you paid for tinder plus, you deserve every second of your agony.

>>37436626
Go get rated on lookism.net

Modern women have nothing to offer me, I'll just leave this here because I'm not very good at explaining things.

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>>37436626
Yeah. Ummm. Just in that one pic you look faggy. You have girl eyes and that hair cut isn't helping.

>>37436626
Provide a full picture anon, no one who cares about you would post on /r9k/ Ive shilled myself a thousand times and not once has someone doxxed me. We have feels to worry about faggot

>>37436724
>You have girl eyes and that hair cut isn't helping.
I'm gonna get a haircut soon, hopefully that will help. Kinda fucked with my eyes though, not much I can do there.

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>>37436752
Fine, here, what do you glean from this?

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>>37436900
>It uploaded sideways
FUCK.

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>>37436900
>i'm at the bar with my girl
>you come over and slap her on the ass
>mfw

>>37436757
Good. A hair cut will help. Ask for something masculine and modern (as in what's in style). Don't get something that will make you look younger. Currently you look 15ish. You want to look like a man.

>>37436957
I can only hope anon.

Anyway, has anyone else got any nogf feels to rant about?

>Get a match
>It's an advert for fucking Baywatch
Is this supposed to make me want to watch the film?

>>37436900
Cut the fag hair, get something manly like high and tight or Ivy League or similar styles. Also, can't really see from this pic, but lifting never hurts.