Tell a joke in this thread. Let's have a laugh.

>>37435222
Gimme sauce who's that semen demon?

Ciara Horan is going to be successful after 25.
Ash lost a lot of weight, she's skinny now.
Piety isn't a virgin, and has a vagina.

>>37435222
Why can't you run in a campground?

You can only RAN because it's past tents.

>>37435222
okay..I can understand having lewd wallpapers for your pc or personal table but your phone?

>>37435222
Knock knock

Origigigiigig

>>37435222
How come there are more white people on basketball teams these days than blacks?

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>>37435222
My life.
Desu senpai

>>37435222
Why would they turn on the screen to take the photo? Just to humiliate the owner?

>>37435222
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in an oven

>>37435222

Women are equal.

Women don't hate men.

Jews aren't genocidal freaks bombing the shit out of Palestinian kids, or trying to kill of the white race while saying "We're not genocidal freaks like the israelies".

White girls with purple hair should be trusted completely.

White girls are attractive and are definitely not Jewish puppets being force fed and sold every confirmation bias under the sun until they have the personality of an ogre.

The vast majority of black people who got shot by police officers genuinely dindu nuffin.

Women would happily do equal work if they wanted equal pay, which is why they are clearly striving towards taking equal risks.

Women want fair divorce courts.

Pick your joke.

>>37435292
It makes it easily identifiable to the owner, I suppose.

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>>37435256
tfw had Ash on my skype for nearly 6 months and still haven't spoken to her.

We live really close too

>>37435292

Probably so the owner would recognize the phone

>>37435256
>Ciara Horan is going to be successful after 25.
this is pretty funny because its not true
HA

>>37435310
Another one: what's a jew's favourite ride in the amusement park?
The Holocoaster

>>37435292
>>37435324
>please call us

Get it?

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>>37435347
Edgy jew jokes are norman tier anonfriend

>>37435321
Fuck off with your negativity.

>>37435347
How many jews can you fit in a car?
Two in the front, three in the back and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen.

>>37435358
It means call the cell off another phone to verify its yours? You don't know your own number don't you? You do have access to another phone right?

How many niggers does it take to screw a light bulb?

>>37435222
>calls up
>gets arrested for loli

>>37435280
Who's there, origami?

>>37435222
>>37435358
>what is a payphone?
>what is a home phone? (landline)
>what is a friend's phone?

>>37435503
Banana

Originally

>>37435222
gonna need some sauce on that bg pic
checked also

>>37435394
Zero. They prefer the darkness as it makes stealing shit easier.

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>>37435321
remember rule 3

>>37435539
Banana who? ORIGINAL

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>>37435565
A whole dindu of nigs

>>37435637
Nigger!! Haha
Niggus wigggggus!!