So how many of the Ten Commandments have you actually broken?

>>37435042
>you shall not covet another mans woman
only one I recon

Everyone has broken all of them at some point in their lives through even a simple thought.

all but 6, 7, and 9

>>37435042
All of them except adultery and murder.

>>37435096
I don't think everyone has murdered.

I personally have broken none of them. I'm a devout Christian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mkb3dK49hc

>>37435042
I didn't break any of them. I guess I will go to heaven...

I pay taxes. does that mean I murder brown people by proxy?

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If you were raised Catholic you would understand that wacking off or even thinking about having sex counts as adultery and that getting mad at someone is 'murder'. So yeah all of them all the time.

I wasnt even aware but I broke every one of those. What does this mean

1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, and 10.
though the term adultery has a few meanings so maybe not that one

>religon

>>37435249
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mkb3dK49hc
Do asians even understand the humor?

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>>37435042
>You shall have no other gods before me
Broken
>You shall not make for yourself an idol
Broken
>You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God
Broken
>Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy
Broken
>You shall not murder
Not broken
>You shall not commit adultery
Not broken
>You shall not steal
Broken
>You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor
Broken
>You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor
Broken

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>>37435416
Wait, hang on, nevermind, I've committed murder and adultery as well, sorry I messed up on that.

>>37435364
South Park is surprisingly popular in Japan for some odd reason. WOWOW airs it every weekday close to midnight, though it's no longer dubbed, just subtitled.

>>37435042
i have a question about number 3
>what is the name of God? and how could I misuse it?

>>37435459
you'd think the references would fly right over their heads. do they like the simpsons and family guy too?

>>37435442
>I've committed murder
Greentext that shit

>no other gods
define "god"
>no idols
define "idols"
>don't misuse god's name
broken
>remember the sabbath
i don't do shit any day of the week
>honor mom and dad
broken with no regrets
>no murder
I've never murdered anyone nor do I want to
>no adultery
define "adultery"
>no stealing
broken
>no lying
broken
>no jealousy
that was my most common emotion growing up