/britfeel/

>>37434161
can penisis of both the feminine and masculine variety not be welcome also?

What's your favourite anime lads?

>>37434216

Dragon Ball I suppose. I don't know where to start with anime, it seems a bit unwelcoming.

>>37434161
What do you lads get on these myers briggs personality types tests?

not 16 personalities, it's the worst test. INTJ here.

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WHEEYYYYY WHIP OUT YER ANIME LADS

WWHHEEEEYYYYYY THERE WE GO

AVE IT

Keith Flint a Cute!

A CUTE!!!

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>>37434238
HOW MANY DIMENSIONS?

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>>37434216
dragonball z

you can tell a man be gay if his favorite anime is not dragonball z

i cant trust no bitch, they snitch and get you hit.

>have delivery pizza
>eat over half of it with some beers
>feel like shit
>do a cow pat in the loo

I was friends with this trans girl on Facebook and you honestly can't just be friends with them, they're always constantly trying to flirt with you and it's incredibly uncomfortable; they're borderline predators. She's doing porn now and honestly I regret even befriending her because if it leaks that I even knew her I'll be scrutinized for it because everyone will think we hooked up when in reality I've never even touched a real girl let alone a fucking tranny. The only reason I even kept the friendship up is because we were online friends before he transitioned and I'd feel like shit if I cut ties but I just finally had too.

>>37434269
and then you will feel good for more drinks after

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>want to sleep
>normie siblings start making a racket

Not comfy at all, good night lads~

>>37434216
That is a really hard question anon, quite liked AnoHana I guess~

What about you?

>>37434235
i normally get entp or intj. i havent taken the test in a few years, might take it again

>>37434331
Don't reply to me you annoying shit

>go to doctors for bloods result
>get script for vit D and 40mg statin
>no lethal dose of morphine

Well fuck lads, I'm not even sure if I should take this, I've never had a statin before

>>37434274
yeah, gays are usually like this. casual sex is promoted in their culture.

>>37434216
Welcome To The NHK, marathon-ing that for the first time as a young NEET was honestly amazing.

>>37434351
you need fucking sparking lad

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just done a wank lads

>>37434235
I think those tests are quite shit, I'd answer differently depending on my mood and get different results

>>37434216
Kaiji season1

>>37434369
You mean it's in normie culture - see tinder

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>>37434161
Are pigeons welcome?

Can you fucking anime freaks just fuck off for one single solitary thread? Creepy paedo cunts.

>>37434331
Didn't I tell you to fuck off and never return? Do everyone a favour and kill yourself, lard boy.

>>37434364
how old are you? If you're under 40 and on a statin it's a bit shameful tbqh. You must be fat as fuck or have severe genetic hypercholsterolemia.

>>37434389
thread went comfy when tilde left desu

>>37434405
>lard boy
how will he ever recover

>>37434331
>>37434351
>>37434389
Look what you start every time you post tilde. Happens every thread, do you just do it to shit everything up?

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>>37434258
This is him drying off after a bath using the heat from the tumble drier.

proposal - Ebin and Tilde have to fight to the death naked to remain welcome.

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Alright lads, let's have another colouring contest.

>>37434424
>White-knighting tripcunts

Loser.

>>37434435
I want to hug you and Keith Flint

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Dr Shippy went to the chippy
And asked for some sauce that was red
The lad charged a quid
but he gave the kid
A dose that was lethal instead!

>>37434456
I love you, late night duck is unironically one of the best things in my life

>>37434392
girls are shamed by other women for having casual sex. if women are slutty, they usually try to hide it.

>>37434435
I told my granddad about Keith at lunch today. Hey said it sounds lovely.

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>>37434216
panty and stocking and love lab. haven't watched any for about year however.

>>37434456
>Sarah and Duck

Shit I remember a really good britfeel thread way back that had this as the main topic. It's such a nice watch.

>>37434487
Did you ask him why he was a stupid old prick who's outstayed his welcome on this earth?

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>>37434481
I'm glad it cheers you up, anon.

>>37434351
>>37434405
then just filter him and stop fucking up these threads you cunts

that's the easiest solution that makes everyone happy. you're literally choosing to be angry when there's a better choice

>>37434511
Mate I know we like banter here but pls stop bullying about my granddad.

>>37434516
>having to make people purposefully go out of their way to avoid his annoyance

nah he ruins the flow of the threads too

>>37434405

Just imagine what they must be like. Surround by piss bottles, weird nasal voices, borderline brain damaged.

>>37434516
why'd he even come to this site if anime angers him this much

these fucking people

>>37434516
Forget your trip there did you you gigantic faggot? Quit shitting up these threads with your dicky ass irritating hurrr durrr I'm so pleasant anime shitposting tripcunt bullshit.

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>>37434472
Thank you anon, I'm not sure how well I'd respond to a cuddle but you'd do fine with Keith, he likes cuddles very much.

Pic is him when he was still a juvenile and practicing his based pigeon pose.

ROLLIN' WITH THE CHORNO CONVOY

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There's an overly aggressive negative faggot shitting up the thread. He is a troll.

Let us from this point forward ignore him and he will go away.

troll pls go.

>>37434161
just ripped a hole in my jeans lads, feel pretty sad since they've lasted me for a good few years now

Anime is the most retarded thing a fully grown man can be into. What must it be like, having the body of s 21-25 year old, but the mental age of an 8-9 year old?

>>37434537
Naaaah it's making me laugh too much.

Hey, what's rougher, your decrepit old granddad's skin, or a hedgehog's back?

>>37434487
Aww, that's nice. Did/does he keep pigeons?

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>>37434511
stop it with the bullying anon, it is not on.

>>37434590
>>37434597

Remember ignore these posters lads.

>>37434414
23
I'm skinnyfat and I've been a right lazy cunt. I aim to get off my arse and start getting out and about. And of course I got to start eating right. Here goes!

>>37434549
>>37434558
going out of your way to bully someone on a chinese cartoon forum. watch out lads, look like we have some hard knocks in here.

>>37434590
>the body of a 21-25 year old, but the mental age of an 8-9 year old

Sounds like a good doujin to me.

>>37434590
>coming on an anime forum to tell people they are childish for liking anime

edgy

How did these anime-nonces get to the stage where they are in life? How did their parents let them get to such a stage.

They must have been neglected, or more, abused.

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>>37434549
ironically he contributes to a nicer environment whereas you lot fuck it up every single time for no reason

I will say it again. filter him, shut up or fuck off. not going to waste (you)s on you again

>>37434553
honestly think I will just ignore him from now on. i encourage you to do the same mate

>>37434624
We know it's you without your trip, faggot.

>>37434654

This isn't an anime forum, this isn't /a/

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>>37434658
>watching anime and being successful are mutually exclusive

>>37434664
I really appreciate your post anon but tilde is a thread shitter!

>>37434616
what statin was it and what strength? please be low dose.

What must these people's friends think of them, when they lust over cartoon 10 year old girls?

>>37434590
It is like 99% shit to be fair. I don't know how people enjoy the majority of it

>>37434676
im not him ya cunt. seriously, fuck off to /b/. you're the one making this thread uncomfy you're probably a yank or a paki

>>37434691
i don't know about tilde but i'd take a bullet for moni

>>37434658
The young are impressionable. This is what happens when parents leave their children to get raised by 4chan.

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Watch Chinese cartoons instead of Japanese cartoons

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is my birthday tomorrow lads, work 9am-12am. feels good.

>>37434711
most films are shit though. most music is shit. not all of anime is little girls in high school you know

>>37434718
You make these threads uncomfy when you have your trip on, being a colossal faggot whom I expect shoves bananas up his arse, faggot.

>>37434697
atorvastatin 40mg
Never had one before, cholesterol was 5.7, it's been fun lads.

suggestion: be nice to each other

>>37434742
That's why I said 99% and not 100%

>>37434718
anime has magic wards written into it that keep muslims out

ask yourself, when was the last terror attack on japanese soil

>>37434731
Honestly don't think there's ever been a good Xi post. It's really terrible.

>>37434736
What kinda of job do you have that you're working those hours?

>>37434745
do you want a fight lad?

you need fucking belting kid

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EAT BREAD NOW

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>>37434736
Happy birthday lad. How old are ya?

>>37434782
Come the shitting hell on then you piece of shit. I will LITERALLY end you.

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Ah, I've got an idea

>>37434745
>Tilde is T J Kirk

Everything now makes sense.

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Hmm I wonder what's happening over there

Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Manchester?

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This thread is terrible, I'm ashamed of you all.

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>>37434161
Starting a job on Monday with a bunch of guys that talk about "the footy" and use phrases like "the missus". You know the kind I mean?

What can I talk to them about?

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>>37434781
job(s), during May to September I usually have 2 jobs as the extra money is nice. is not that bad around 50-60 hours week. main job is is at night so when its not summer its super comfy.
>>37434785
thanks, 23, living the dream.

>>37434837
Wtf I just tried to delete your comment without thinking

notice how whenever he's criticised he takes his trip off or gets his orbiters to fight for him so he looks like some flawless pacifist

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Great Yarmouth?

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>tfw you can't really into colouring but you try for ducko

Lads, the tripfags/avatar fags don't have much going on in their lives. Just give them the odd post and filter them otherwise. /britfeel/ shouldn't be about bullying vulnerable people, just let things slide sometimes.

>>37434795
ill fucking bum you after i have laid you out like the little bitch fuck you are. id fuck you up with a dig lad

i bet you are a scrawney little virgin who lives with his mum and has to bully people online to feel powerful

>>37434843
Just waiting for comfy night hours so I can join in on the Sarah posting.

>>37434837
Nice try ISIS but you're not fooling me

>>37434870
britfeel is about helping every autist, even the irritating ones

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Cheltenham?

>>37434872
>>37434872
Giz yer address lad, I've got some good mates that want a little word with you.

>>37434872
I'd be careful saying stuff like that online friendo. I'm sure your Liverpool address could be added to zee maps for all to enjoy.

>>37434872
mate you're describing half the posters here including tilde and ebin lmao

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Kettering?

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You have been visited by Mr Jackpots, bringer of good fortune. Reply with HEEELOOOOoooOoo or forever have bad luck

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reddit not welcome desu

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>>37434736
happy birthday lad, if it makes you feel any better I slept all day on my 23rd birthday

should I go get some petrol while its empty lads, what do I even do? I've only ever gone with mum and she pays, do I just pull up, fill it up and then walk in and hand them the money without saying anything?

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Swindon?

>>37434850
You can try faking it. Maybe if you can pull off a normie look you can get by for a few days but each time you slip up they'll see right through you.

Just do what you have to to stay civil & keep the old social autism in check. They'll talk shit about you but you eventually learn not to give a shit.

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>>37434868
>Sarah and Duck come into the surgery
>says she has a cold
>not feeling too well
>wants me to give her some medicine
>give her a ______lollipop_______ instead

>>37434868
This is a good post, anon.

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>>37434956

Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Telford?

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Whaaaaats the deeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal with britfeel

>>37434658
Did 4chan make us retarded or did we come to 4chan because we were retarded?

Anyone else getting arseholed? Polishing off a bottle of sherry here. Might watch a film whilst I'm still sober enough.

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Escuse me, could you tell me how to get to Solihull?

>>37434850
Ask them whether they saw that ludicrus display last night

>>37434935
tripcode users should automatically get their url redirected to reddit if they try to post

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Penzance?

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>>37434944
Just remember to say which pump you were using.

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Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to King's Lynn?

>>37434903
>sticking up for someone who bullies the mentally ill

fuck off ya tit.

Well, that's britfeel ruined for the night. Hope your happy shipanon

>>37435035
I liked his duck joke.

>>37435035
His limerick was great

I FUCKING KNEW IT

It has long been my suspicion that my wee smells of weed. I don't smoke weed though. I kept wetting myself tonight because I was in the middle of an online game and had no piss bottles. Anyway, mum just came in and said 'What's that smell? Is it weed?'

Selling my urine 10 quid for a jar boys

still using a crap phone from 2012

starting to get looks in the street

consumerist runtbags

>>37435110

Mine does too actually, or at least it used to, not sure why.

I'm this close to attacking my dad, he pisses me off so much.

Years of anger and frustration need venting.

>>37435110
>I kept wetting myself tonight because I was in the middle of an online game and had no piss bottles.

I think you have bigger issues than your piss smelling of green lad

>>37435154
You'd probably get battered anon. Fight someone you can win against, like your mum.

Let's play 20 questions but you only have 10 questions because I cba. I'm thinking of someone. Ask away

>>37435196
Are you a duck?

>>37435196
Is it mummy may?

>>37435196

Is his/her income above average?

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>>37435110
what does weed even smell like? I've heard its a distinctive smell but I don't know what it is, I might have been smelling it somewhere without knowing

>>37435196
Is this person 2D or 3D?

>>37435196
what is originally your biggest regret in life?

>>37435214
No
>>37435223
No
>>37435225
Yes


Fuckit I'll do 20

>>37435182
To be honest I wouldn't care, he's really passive and beta to the point where I would welcome some retaliation. I once poured his beer over his head when he ignored pissed me off last time but he didn't react at all, just got towel and dried it off.

Guys are meant to have a strong male role model to look up to, not a passive beta like my dad.

It doesn't help that I'm over a foot taller than him.

>>37435227
where do you live? remote cornwall?

>>37435243

is the person over 50 years old?

>>37435237
3d
>>37435238
Must be yes or no question

16 questions left

>>37435110
i smoke so much weed and ive noticed that recently my sweat smells like weed. is this normal??

>>37435196
Is it a doctor who enjoys prescribing morphine?

>>37435243

Was the person born in the UK?

>>37434850
Just be yourself. None of them will risk spoiling the social atmosphere.

>>37435268
Yes
>>37435284
No
>>37435286
No

13 left

>>37435270
is it meme related?

>>37435295

Have they ever ran for MP/MEP?

>>37435295
Male or Female?

ORIG

>>37435259
In my house, I barely leave and I'm certainly not present in social situations in which it would be used, but I might have smelt it passing a load of kids without knowing

>>37435303
No
>>37435308
No
>>37435312
Male

10 left

>>37435182
Also I hit my mum once and she flipped, at least she fought back.

>>37435326
Kanye

oriori

>>37435346
No

9 left

>>37435281
Yes, same thing happens to people that chain-smoke fags or eat like a pig. Some fat lads smell like dodgy cheese when they get a sweat.

>>37435374
Are they white?

ori

>>37435383
Yes

8 left

>>37435420
is it hitler?

>>37435420
Are they an Actor?

>>37435420
Are they dead? Original comment

>>37435424
No
>>37435437
Yes

6 left

>>37435453
Do they primarily star in action movies?

>>37435450
No

5 left

(Hint: They are over 70)

>>37435478
Sean Connery shirley

>>37435478
is it michael caine?

>>37435473
No
>>37435507
No
>>37435512
No

2 left

(Hint: They are short)

>>37435540
Peter Dinkelot

>>37435540
Danny Devito? origggg

>>37435540
Al Pacino?

Do I get a wish granted?

>>37435591
No
>>37435594
YES

Gg wp

dull burger question tbqh

>>37435610
That was pretty fun lad ngl

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>average Labour voter

>>37435610
I liked it. Britfeel should do more comfy thing like this.

>>37435610
Can I do the next round?

I'm thinking of a place lads

>>37435674
stuff like this only works past midnight when the sixth formers have gone to bed desu

>>37435686
Is it in the UK lad?

>>37435672
>furry posters

i swear most of them are genuinely autistic. i used to be somewhat mates with a furry guy online and he added me to a furry group on kik.

>>37435686

Is it your mum's bedroom where I gave her a good shag?

>>37435713
yes
>>37435717
unfortunately not

>>37435731
is it a city?

>>37435731
north or south

oriror

>>37435731
Is it in the North West?

lads its safe to cum inside a female (female) if she took the pill on the first day of her period rite?

>>37435743
no
>>37435745
south
>>37435752
no

>>37435756
>trusting a roastie to take her pill

don't do that lad

>>37435756
No you're fucked pal, bet it's twins as well

Some dumb kid on this shit online game I'm playing just called me a noob and tried to attack my village. Blew him the fuck out lads he wont be so cocky now.

>>37435756
>asking 1am britfeel about anything involving sexual interactions with women

wew lad

>>37435764

Is it in Oxfordshire?

>>37435796
nah lad

ori

half way through the thread and only 37 posters, well well well looks like the end is upon us

>>37435825
Its nightime lad. This always happens

>>37435825
>he doesn't know the mass bulk of posts are by the same 10-20 people

rest are passers by

we've had some shitty threads recently too desu, some of it has been my fault too

>>37435850
how many different personalities do you take on lad? i think i've pretended to be at least 50 different people just to spice things up a bit

>>37435866
one waifuposter. My posts are sincere though its just other people causing havoc

>>37435790
i have lost all interest in online gaming after the age of 18.

i feel as though to be relatively good online you need to invest hours upon hours. i only play games casually when i have a spare hour or so to kill. i also imagine online communities will consist of either kids or neck beards

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>>37435825
Who could have forseen this...

X

>>37435756
I think if shes bleeding its past the time when she is ready, her uterus walls are being ejected, egg is ded...

but don't trust me am man.

one important thing with women is antibiotics stop their pill from working.
often even they don't know this.

>>37435890
jesus this post made me laugh a lot and I don't know why, its not even that good

>>37435886
>one waifuposter.

does everyone on brit feel have a personality?

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>>37435904
LAUGHTER WON'T SAVE YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

X

>>37435888
It's a very casual (for me) free game. Just tards forming clans and mostly too scared to attack anyone.

>>37435942
Clash of clans lad? There was a sad slump in my life when I started playing that a 16. Pumped about 200 bong into it and I dont even play it anymore

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>>37435922
nah I didn't have one for years but I was scared of posting and had mad anxiety over every post. I got over that though. I got carried away when some people started recognising my phimosis posts a few months ago and it was quite nice having discussions going on for days and sometimes weeks. Feels super guility when people start shitting the thread up though and impersonating and shit so its a double edged sword

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>>37435957
Nah some daft shit called Age of Empires. You can pay for more stuff but I've gotten into the top 100 with little effort so I dont think it's needed

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just went to shops for first time and it was ebin xD

>>37436001
Sorry it's actually Realm of Empires, as if anyone cares

>>37436001
How are they allowed to call it Age of empires when an actual RTS already exists with that name.

>>37436025
Because I called it the wrong name *reeees sadly*

I need to get redpilled on going to Japan. My weeb is seriously negatively impacting my life now. It has literally zero to do with anime or vidya either. I don't even like those things

It's going to cost more than 2k for 3 weeks spread between Tokyo/Kyoto and some rural areas, for a single person, isn't it?

>>37436049
You could go for much less if you just plan on sightseeing, most attractions are free or very cheap but if you want to do all the cool shit it's going to cost you

>>37436049
the flights will be 2k before you even consider spends and accomodation friendo.

>>37436037
I saw your message just after I posted it reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37435972
oh its you ebina. yeah, i was doing the vegetalad thing this morning. hardly going to do it though because it pisses people off and i cba. its too much effort attaching a picture to every single post

impersonating seems annoying as fuck

>>37436082
Not that lad but flights to japan or pretty cheap, like 400-500 if you go offpeak

>>37436082
This isn't true at all. I got my flights for around 600 early spring. Sure it'll be more now but nowhere near 2k.

>>37436077
What do you consider cool shit? I have no intention of spunking money on useless electronics, or eating in fancy restaurants. Biggest expenses would be rail travel, flights and hotels.

>>37435942
oh i remember you from last night saying you are in the top 100. i used to play street fighter 4 a lot back in the day and i got in the top 100 for a time being. absolutely shit at street fighter now.

>>37436124
>i used to play street fighter 4 a lot back in the day and i got in the top 100
That sounds pretty impressive. I've never been much of a gamer and if I do play I usually like it offline. Dont have much of a competitive streak desu.

>>37436120
When I went I did everything, went to bars, got a prozzie, maid cafes, bought quite a lot of shit and spent just over 2k including flights. Come to think of it, you could do pretty much everything touristy for cheap. Rail fair is bitch but if you just plan on Kyoto and Tokyo it wont be so bad

>>37436163
What hotels did you stay in? Airbnb seems to be like 50 quid a night for something adequate.

>>37436196
I didn't, I stayed with a nip family for 20 bong a night and they cooked all my meals, I'll try and remember the sight for you

>>37436159
yeah, im the same now. dont really care at all about the competitive scene in gaming. i only cared when i was a teen because i was shit at everything else.

i remember getting messages when i played fighting games online lol. they would get really pissy if i won. sometimes even got voice messages.

>>37436196
here lad https://www.homestay.com/japan

Just make sure to read reviews so you dont get murdered or something

>>37436327
Oh thank you, I'll give it a go.

I'm a big ot a social sperg though... but I can speak Japanese, so maybe it wouldn't be too bad.

>>37436340
Thats the beauty of it lad, I dont know why but in Japan I was really good with girls I met in bars, I dont really believe in the whole japs love whiteys meme and I put it down to my autism doesnt transfer well into japanese and the girls just think my nip is a bit off

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>had to give up reading a 10 page story halway through because I'm new to this reading thing

>>37436386
>never read a book in my life since school
>always find books boring
>decide to read Norweigan Wood
>love it
>read 80-100 pages a day
>cant stop reading now

fucking fell for the reading meme

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>>37436409
IIIII ONNNCEER HAAD A GIIRL
ORR SHOULD I SAY
SHEEE ONCCEEE HAAD MEE
BAADAAADOODOODOODOO

>>37436386
its alright lad. i was the same when i started reading. i can eat through fiction now but im still slow at reading non-fiction.

>>37436409
yeah, lad. most people say the same thing about books until they give them a go. i watch more movies than read fictional books and not a single movie i have seen was as enjoyable as most of the fictional books i have read

>>37436474
I legit think schools ruin reading, reading for your own pleasure is so much more enjoyable and actually fun. However because of schools, kids associate reading with work

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Anybody in here on Universal Credit?

I've gone to the interviews and they're constantly impressed at the work I've done and how good my writing is, makes me feel like a right twat who doesn't belong.

>>37436507
>However because of schools, kids associate reading with work

i agree. when i read a good book, i actually feel like i am in the world and i have a relationship with the characters. i need to read more fiction, i read too much non-fiction.

Any other muslim reverts here?

>>37436588
>I want to worship a scribble of a penis

Ebinalad. Are you the guy who always starts threads on r9k with a question, like the creepy one that's up now. Or is this another ebin lad? Shipanon has currently got a thread going. I see it as a conquest over the rest of r9k

>take roids for 2.5 years, thousands spent overall
>get big, and get lots of compliments
>actually now I just want to be a lean twinky build with a bit of muscle like those top tier models (ie not skinnyfat people who think they're "skinny") so I can greatly increase my choice of styles and costumes
>looking like someone from jersey shores or a bouncer/mob boss when wearing a suit/vest gets really fucking old

I could just do almost no training and go somewhat anorexic for 6 months while still taking gear, but then I feel like I would be losing something very important.

Just can't win lads, just can't fucking win.

>>37436622
I don't post anywhere else on r9k, last thread I posted months ago was about circumcision. I only shitpost on pol and sometimes brit now and again thats about it. I lurk more boards than I care to admit though

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Who was in the wrong here britfeel?

>>37436633
sorry about your virginity anon

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>>37436633
>doesn't matter what build I am because I have a flab of spare skin with stretch marks that won't vanish

>>37436652
https://www.amazon.co.uk/York-Fitness-Cast-Iron-Dumbbell-x/dp/B004ELB550/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1496365442&sr=8-1&keywords=dumbbell+set

you should get yourself this set lad. i will make you a routine if you decide to get it.

Who else here tries to troll but starts feeling mean that they are lying so they just have to become the character they were trolling and carry on the conversation to a peaceful resolution. Every time lads

>>37436739
I would but I don't really have room, I can barely move in here. If I used them outside i'd just get bullied and mocked despite everyone else here being out of shape and fat

Can't stop wanking to trannies ffs, and I'm sure I had sex with a tranny but I can't tell for definite

>>37436739
I second this. What I did
>>37436777
Mate if you have room to stand up you have room to work out.

>>37436760
i have never done that. i sometimes make up stupid stories on here and i will bait someone but i never feel guilty about it because the other person is normally being a dick.

>>37436793
How shitty is it we'll never get a decent hardcore scene with Bailey Jay?

Biggest travesty in the adult entertainment industry tbqh

>>37436793
>but I can't tell for definite

Sounds like story time laddie

>>37436777
you probably do have the room la. i have a proper tiny room but i can do pretty much all the exercises. most exercises only require a tiny bit of room.

i bought the exact the same set when i first got into working out. its not about getting Hench either. being fit, and discipline is the goal.

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>>37436806
ok I might actually do it then, what does a routine look like with them? Is it easy to execute because I felt like I was fucking up every bodyweight excercise

>>37436862
I can tell you're a little scruffy scally from north liverpool. You don't belong here. I wonder why you've failed so hard.

>>37436840
It's a travesty lad
>>37436858
>walking through town on my way home after a night out with some mates
>absolutely off my nut
>south asian (I presume thai) street girls come up to me and say 'sex? sex?'
>one takes my hand
>drags me into her shady brothel/apartment
>asks for fucking 200 bong and says she'll do anything
>thank god drunk me can still barter
>say I only have 100 and she says it's okay
>turns out prossies have card readers, who fucking knew
>didn't have a penis, tits felt real
>all good
>was amazing sex tbqh, she stuck her fingers up my desusan when I ejaculated and shit was so cash
>get home about 5am
>wake up to my mates asking how the ladyboy was
>fuckingwhat.jpg
>they ask if she was bigger than me
>apparently she sounded like a ladyboy
>try to deny it, but deep down I'm not even sure myself

I'd probably do it all again desu

>>37436996
>desusan

boypussy

>>37437023
anus or arse sounds gross when talking about a mans bum tbqh lad

>>37436972
>think everyone who types la is a scruffy scally

not at all la. i just like typing like this because i find it amusing. bit of a judgemental cunt thought arnt ya. im probably more well spoken, and dress better than you, kid.

>>37437053
I was testing for a filter

>>37437063
I highly doubt that.

Original.

>>37437093
Ah fairs lad, I don't even know what desusan actually means but boypussy makes me cringe

>>37437094
you can if you want. you think of yourself as an intellectual, i assume. tell me the epistemology works of plato that have been immersed in our current democratic system?

also, you do know half of brit feel is working class, and people are obviously going to use working class slang

fucking state of you tbqh lol

that one lad who keeps trying to force memes doesn't really understand how memes work does he

>>37434161
How do I get a cuckmaster gf, lads?

>>37437197
I don't think of myself as an intellectual.

I'm just not one to force local colloquialisms upon a nationwide anonymous board in an attempt to forge some sort of identity. Keep it anonymous. That is the nature of this site.

Why did you feel the need to quote some A Level Government and Politics style essay question too? Scallys can be smart too you know.

lads are the home dumbell excercises easy to execute or not? I gave up doing bodyweight excercises cause I felt I was doing them all wrong. I googled it and saw lots of benches and I dont have anything like that

>>37437247
>I'm not one to force local colloquialisms upon a nationwide image board
Wut
Lad we are in a general made specifically to do that. I don't think speaking in English local dialects is out of place. Seems a bit of a weird thing to complain about when there's hundreds of forced memes going around all the time.

>>37437326
I think I'm just sick of the reputation Liverpool has tbqh. Scousers always clutch to an identity as a key part of their persona, particularly when interacting with people from different parts of the country.
Why can't scousers just act normally? I find it embarrassing.

>>37437247
>I'm just not one to force local colloquialisms upon a nationwide anonymous board in an attempt to forge some sort of identity

im not trying to do this though. there are other people who type "lah" too. i spoke to someone earlier and i aksed if they are from liverpool because i seen them type lah, in fact - i have hardly typed lah. i normally type lad.


>Why did you feel the need to quote some A Level Government and Politics style essay question too

i thought that you would be well educated if you have the audacity to call people out for being a scruffy scaly failure

i study stuff in my spare time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MspzuJvqhTY

did you honestly think i was this type of character because i typed lah? fucking hell lad. i think you need to leave the house more. the fact i have to say this is embarrassing on your behalf

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don't let this slip la

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just ate an out of date pasty lads

Imagine for a second you have 5 years, that's all you've got britfeel. What do you do?

>>37437248
you dont need a bench lad. i bought exactly the same set and it got me a lot stronger and fitter. there are some exercises you wont be able to do with out a bench but they can be replaced with exercises you can do

>>37437533
sit wanking to gay stuff and shitposting on here all day

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>>37437502
is this some sort of coping method?

>>37437533
don't really have a productive use of time now let alone during the course of 5 years

so probaly shite all tb h

Lads, is "forever 21" a "fat person" store?

I can fit in a women's medium leather jacket from mango (granted the midriff is a big exposed, but that's how they are fashionably worn by non-fatsos with lean stomachs and no lovehandles).

however the color I need isn't available ( I have to dye it).

Forever-21 has the clothes I need but I can't test it out since it'll be delivery only.

would a medium there also be the same as a medium from mango?

>>37437635
Are you a girl (male) or (female)?

>>37437651

Male, 5'9 174lbs lean.

The fact that I can wear a fucking women's medium (this is actually "small" in america) just appalls me on how fucking fat these inbred slags are nowadays.

This shit is what 5'9 runway models would be wearing.

A normal sized woman (5'5 130lbs) would pretty much be an XS or something.

>>37437777
>174lbs lean.

pretty big for someone of 5 ft 9 tbf

I NEEEVER REAAALY HAD A PROOOBLLEEEEM
WIITH LEEAVING
BUUUUT EVEERYTHIIING REMIINDS MEE OF YOOOU
THIIIS EVEEENING

sitting here watching a tekken 7 tournament

>>37437777
Yep it's ridiculous, women from non-fat places in the world have to buy the absolute smallest sizes and sometimes stuff meant for teenagers just to get things that fit

https://youtu.be/N8zd-rWQbOo
Don't click if you get scared easily

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is susan welcome

>>37437990
why post this when you know the time? fuckin gonna shit the bed now

>>37438020
No fuck off
Ovhj

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>>37437822

100% willpower, hard work and saying your prayers lad.

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>>37438058
why dont you like susan

give a paragraph-length response

>>37438107
you on the steds lad? im the same height and im around 170 but im not that ripped.

>>37438121
I don't understand people who post pictures of women on anonymous image boards. I don't understand waifu posters or anyone who obsesses over anime characters, which is basically what you are doing even if this person is real instead of 2d. You want attention I guess and you want to be a recognisable poster which is understandable but you are bringing nothing of value to the threads and instead of us seeing Susan and thinking "oh hey there's Susan poster, i've been wondering where he's been" we'll most likely ignore it or at most think "oh look another gimmick" if our brain registers it at all. She is cute though.

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>>37438233
I don't understand people who visit an anime message board daily for years and don't understand waifuposting

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>>37438301
Do you even know what you are talking about?
Tee her xD

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>>37438233
thankyou for your candour

if its any consolation im only posting here because ive been banned from /brit/ for a couple of days and i feel lonely

I'm going to bed frig off britfeel
>>37438398
Sorry I didn't mean to be mean you can post here this is nice thread I just like telling people to fuck off

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>try to watch movie or read something
>keep pausing and browsing the internet instead
>end up never finishing anything

ah yes, the wonders of the internet age

>>37439032
Got a pile of nearly 20 books I haven't even opened because I just sit online every night

>>37439065
I've got a load too, was planning on reading a lot this year but i've managed to read 29 pages of one book. At least I've watched over 30 movies this year so far, some have taken 3 days to watch though. I keep lurking on every board even though I'm not invested in whatever board it is, like /fit/ and I've never stepped foot in a gym

Bedtime but I'm too scared to go to sleep. FUCK.

>>37439032
oh hello ebina. it is me your sleepless friend. Always glad to see you awake. I am now level 19 on overwatch desu. I want to compete!!!

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>>37439204
lost my first game of competetive, everyone is super happy and friendly and then as soon as you start losing they all start blaming eachother, some guy was blaming me too even though I think I played pretty well

>>37439187
what you scared of?

>>37439305
What do they all talk on mics on competitive?

ugh Im not sure I like talking on mics. It makes me nervous. kinda feels unnatural being thrown into random conversation with another person lol/

You've only had one game of competitive?! Why not more?

>>37439305
Think I turned voice chat off in overwatch 2 minutes into my first game

Never turned it back on and about 100 hours in now

>>37439350
not in that game, in text.

If they started talking on mic i'd probably mute them desu, It makes me feel super uncomfortable and I lose focus. I hate voice comms with a passion. I'm trying to watch a film and i'll maybe play more, scared of calibrating at a shit rank and being stuck there.

>>37439371
I play on PS4 and ended up in a conversation with some other british lad at like 2am in the morning. It was awkward.

calibrating at a shit rank? What did he mean by this?

What film you trying to watch?

>>37439404
I don't know, on dota the first 10 games of ranked are called Calibration games and you calibrate at your mmr.

Lolita by kubrick, trying to finish all the remaining kubrick films I've got left just for completeness even though I haven't liked some of them

Why yous all up at this hour lads? Me and my mate are bashing Siege, it's pretty comfy

>>37439431
I have no clue what calibration is tbqhwyl.

I still need to watch that! But the Portman being a kid thing kinda creeps me out a little. Is it good?

>>37439431

Me and Ebina are always up at this hour. Our sleeping patterns are fucked. We are the official /nightguard/.

You playing siege together or in separate houses over the internet?

>>37439444
because I fell asleep on the sofa at about 11, then got woken up at 2 by some cunt down the street being noisy

>>37439487
been up at this hours every night for 2 weeks now too.

virgin media don't give new IPs lads

not happy about this

>>37439536
How does staying up this late regularly make you feel?
>>37439614
They would if you said you were gonna leave.

I'm sure your IP is assigned to your router anyway, so getting a new one should change it? Is your IP not dynamic?

>>37439655
virgin claim its dynamic but it's static in reality

you get a new IP like once every 6 months

>>37439736
>tfw mummy may will only make this worse

Just killed a fly simply because it was big and loud and was getting on my nerves. Trapped it under a cup for a few hours hoping it'd die but 12 hours later it was still alive so beat it up with a towel. I'm not a serial killer in the making r-right lads

>>37439655
>How does staying up this late regularly make you feel?
Do it a lot really, often sleep starting 4-6 till 8:50 then go to work. Assuming I get out of bed i dont really feel tired anymore

been late every day this week so thats not good though

>>37439915
No you're not lad, the insect wouldn't have minded anyway because it can't feel pain

>>37439915
It was said this was how Shipman started. His next move was to inject the flies with tiny lethal doses of morphine prior to moving onto to humans.

>>37440306
>Fly buzzes into the kitchen
>Thinks he's going to eat some of my left overs
>Gets a fly sized lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37434402
one day the cat is going to eat the pigeon. also, are you the lad with that linux distro?

Morning lads, how we feeling?
Dont tell me you havent even been to bed yet?

>>37440870
i haven't lad my mind is far too active to sleep and i have no incentive to change my sleeping pattern

>>37440870
fuck sleeping at normie hours. reeee

>>37440870
just wondering if to get 2 or hours before I slave

>>37440870
Still at work lad, this job was supposed to end a month ago how am I so blessed.
I mean the employment not the actual shift.
God I'm knackered.

Had a really massive poo lads. Think i woke mummy up. bum is stinging again and i don't know why it keeps happening. aaahh

really think i should go to my gp about this but it seems too embarrassing

>>37441089
sort your diet out first probably

>>37441089
probably just a fissure or haemorrhoid.

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Managed to go out for an earlyish morning walk lads, I get a strong feeling of lonliness while walking the feeling of slowly embracing one and other while walking through tranquil and serene scenes, I don't think you'd even need to talk to eachother it'd just be very comfy maybe i'm just romanticizing it a bit, shame it'll remain fantasy forever most likely.

I do think its a big step for me personally. Only had 2 panic moments and they weren't complete heart racing moments, they passed quite fast. Few months ago it would have been unthinkable

Kicked off last night at work lads. Fights everywhere. Me and a few of the lads went out and dealt with it. Not gonna let cunts brawl in our store. This ain't that maccas where they scrap in the kitchen and no staff to be seen.
Why don't you guys get a night job dealing with shit cunts, it's great, makes you feel alive.

>>37441817
what kind of store do you work in lad

>>37441817
>store

yanks OUT

*phones into work*
*pretends to be ill*

Living the dream.

>>37440870
going to go to sleep now actually, have fun at work wagie

>>37442648
If I get a pigeon will I need to get a few of them or are they alright with being solitary pets?

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Woo lads it's Friday! Whether you're a wagie or NEET I hope you're going to treat yourselves tonight!

>>37440870
Feeling really tired for some reason. At least I am slaving in the afternoon today~

How are you anon?

>>37442645
Have you not been to work all week lad? I wish I was brave enough to do something like that~

>tfw dog had a bad dream last night so he slept in between my legs like when he was a puppy

i will protect his smile

>>37442726
I was in on the bank holiday Monday but that's it.

It's a shame since I've pissed this week away on getting stoned and wanking.

>>37442770
That sounds alright tbf, I think you would have felt you wasted it regardless of what you did. At least it was comfy though, right?

Is Mr Shekelberg going to be alright when you go in next? My slave-driver would get really passive aggressive if I called in sick~

>>37442726
woo tilde! stop posting you annoying shit!

>>37442880
I had planned to update my CV, apply for a new job and to get some writing done, but yeah I still enjoyed my time.

I'm almost definitely going to be let go at the end of my contract but it's for the best.

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Shlomo here. Time's ticking. Be ready to start at 9 please.

>>37442979
Jokes on you lad I start at quarter to. kill me

One more day for this salary space. I can do this.

Hopping out to Greggs to get some food, back in a few.