ITT: give a short description of every partner you've been with

*breathes in*

GET OUT NOOOOOOOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>coulnd't ever hear her voice
>never even felt her touch
>wasn't even sure she was there

>>37431605
I can give a very short description actually.

>lesbian who felt bad for me

At least you can brag about banging a lesbian. How men can say that?

>rosy cheeked cutie with 5 godly fingers, amazing at handjobs

>>37431605
>suicide
>left with all my money
>manic depressive
>internet

>>37431841
Haha, this Fatboy can't even laugh without taking a huge breath

My mother
my aunt
my stepsister

>>37431605
>>37431605


girl i knew from a young age.

was a family friend and we always rough housed as kids. then I discovered my tickling fetish and when we were 16 she found my browser history and confronted me.

it was soft core tickling videos barely even porn.

she kept teasing me about it, until i told her she better stop before i do to her what i did in those videos.

she laughed and i better not. didnt think anything of it at the time.

a couple days later she asks me to come over and hang out. which wasn't so uncommon. I come over and theres rope and other supplies on her bed. she's in a bikini and barefoot. she had just gotten a pedicure.

begins to talk about how ticklish her feet were during the pedicure.

says she wishes someone would tie her up and tickle her out of her mind.

I do.

she can't take it after about 10 mins,

she had told me earlier not to stop no matter what she says. so i dont stop.

I tickled this girl for a good 2 hours.

we end up doing this almost every other day during that summer and it goes on for several years.

>>37431605

>A young goth girl in HS who let me try my first steps in fetish experimentation, anal.
>A young lady in HS that, several years later, became a man.
>A girl from my first job that was in a shitty relationship before fucking with my feelings without telling me, stuck it in her butt though so idgaf, she was the village bicycle for me though to really test sexual shit on
>A long distance relationship that worked out really well for a few years, but eventually came to pass, still good friends
>A young woman in college that is very slightly towards the chubbier side, so far though, even if inexperienced with relationships, is quite nice

>acts like she likes me
>but really she doesn't
>repeat for every woman

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>>37431605
>give a short description of every partner

Lel, dis nigga

Girl who was my first fling from kindergarten to seventh grade

Indian girl dated for a week

Troubled teen dated on and off for a month

Goth chick who was evil and dominating

Tomboy girl I used to play wrestle with and got feelings for

Emo girl with multi colored pixie cut that was super shy and never dated a guy before

Cute cow tit Latino girl who had low self esteem and never dated anyone

>>37431605
>Very inexperienced girl my freshman year of college that loved having her pussy played with, but never wanted to reciprocate. Personality like a sponge.

>QT 3.14 Filipina cosplaying girl from history lecture that was into nerdy shit. Took my virginity, but it was took awkward afterwards and we never talked again.

>Basic bitch that I had to live next door to for a year who can fucking eat rat poison.


>Current gf who's cute, nerdy, and sexy, but clingy and awkward.

>>37431605
>ITT: give a short description of every partner you've been with

Never had a partner, I'm not a normalfag

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>>37431605
>had numerous partners
>all were on cleverbot

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>>37431605
>girl I met at my 2nd job. dyed red hair, piercings. tumblr as fuck. slightly thick. Thought I loved her but I was just horny
>chubby girl I met on facebook. Looked much better on facebook. Only hung out with her twice. Let me fuck her in a movie theater. Never talked to her again after that.
>my oneitis. Absolutely gorgeous. Skinny, short..adorable in every way. former scene chick transitioning to hipster when we met. Seemed to be the sweetest person who legitimately loved me. Dated for years. Turned out to be a turbo slut
>psychologically damaged latina stripper
>across the hall neighbor in apartment complex. Only one on this list I didn't fuck, just received bj. Good friends to this day
>fucked up druggy chick with fake tits.
>tall as fuck scene-ish stripper that wore 10 pounds of makeup
>my sister's childhood best friend that I had a crush on my entire life
>annoying chubby bitch who tried hard to get me to commit after only fucking once. Never talked to her again once she got like that.
>girl who denied me when she was hot and young then came crawling back 6 years later after having a child, a divorce, and doing tons of drugs. Fucked her once and never spoke to her again.

My mother would be so ashamed of me.

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Originally no one

>bipolar white trash-y alt chick who was like the manic pixie dreamgirl who takes the guy out of his comfort zone and makes him live a little, but vamped up to some extreme level of intensity
>overweight but very nice tumblrette

>>37431605
>give a short description of every partner you've been with
>first partner
Four fingers, thumb to one side of them.
>second partner
Pretty much mirror-image of the first.

>took virginity then cheated on me, twice.
>cheated on me.
>cheated on me.
>just wanted to fuck then went ghost.
>cheated on me.
>hooked up with our mutual friend immidiately after dumping me so might as well of been cheating too.

I'm not really interested in dating anymore. Or people in general.

>imaginary girl who doesn't exist
>imaginary girl who doesn't exist
and
>imaginary girl who doesn't exist

did I mention
>imaginary girl who doesn't exist?

>>37431605
>Family problems girl who look for aid in a cult, dump me basically cuz I didn't wanted to join
>Overwhelming girl who can't stop saying that she loves me, she doesn't talk about anything else, she wants to this and do that with me, obssesive future thinker (current)

She used to be cool and interesting, sometimes I get tired of her

>random almost homeless manlet at a trap house
>thirsty guy who stunk up the room whenever he took his shoes off
>fuck boy who said hed buy me a ring for christmas
>constantly drunk guy who cheated on his pregnant gf with me
>friends fuckbuddy who didnt really like me but stil wanted to have sex

>seemed genuinely caring, loving, i feel like i could actually say she was a good woman
>insecure chubby woman that became a slut
>lonely new in town looking for some company
>drunk slut i finally gave into
>plus size with huge tits, only knew her for one night and never saw again
currently trying to get with another plus size huge tits to break the years long dry spell

>girl who kissed me two times and cheated on me in high school

>>37433540
Be my girlfriend please? Live in the southeast.

>>37433589
i live in calgary

>>37431605
>chubby girl I first met over the net. Amazing dick sucker.
>several prostitutes (about 5 or 6)
>a female friend (13 years older than me) I was fwb with for a month or so. She's stopped talking to me although she still seems to regard me as a friend.

I've also stopped trying. No point in bothering when you're a NEET.

>>37431605
>less than a week
u backwards

>>37433589
>>37433612
The shortest love story in this thread

>>37431605
Anon are you me?
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