>tfw you will never be a cute bottom that gets fucked by Chad

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>>37431032
> >>tfw you will never be a cute bottom that gets fucked by Chad

summer bait sage

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>>37431032
That's a psyop

>>37431051
We're gonna be at this all day

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>>37431072
Indeed we are...

>>37431032
can someone explain why the bottoms dick is limp?

>>37431032
uhh I think those balls touched, that's kinda gay isn't it?

>>37432402
This is something I've noticed a lot in gay porn. The guy that's getting fucked almost always has a limp dick. Why is this?

>>37431051
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/2FFw67Agm%2FCdMl9bdtSBBA%3D%3D/page/2/

FUCK YOU

YOU'VE BEEN POSTING THIS FOR A YEAR

YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I POST MY OC!? ONCE OR TWICE, WHEN IT'S CALLED FOR

YOU KNOW WHAT I **DON'T** DO WITH MY OC?!

FORCE IT IN EVERY THREAD AFTER CAREFULLY DOCTORING THE MD5 HASH SO THAT ANYONE WHO LOOKS FOR IT GETS 2017 RESULTS

OH, THERE'S A PSYOP, IS THERE? LET ME JUST ASK THE GUY TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND MY BACK AND FORCE A STUPID FAKE CONVERSATION, SERIOUSLY I'VE FAKED MORE CONVINCING IRC CHATS THAN THIS, ON MY FUCKING BOARD

PISS OFF, YOU TOTAL AMATEUR

>>37431032
you know I would actually go gay if I could enter a relationship with a man who was ok with never doing oral or anal

the problem is men are such hyper sexual horndogs they would never go for that kind of relationship

>>37432817
I can relate man, he's ticking me off too. Fucking schizophrenic autists shitting up the board reposting the exact same thing over and over and over.

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>>37432796
Most gay porn is 2 straight guys, men in porn usually get paid like shit and gay is the only category that's well paying.

>>37432885
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING NOT EVEN A GOOD FAKE

THAT HE THINKS WE'LL TAKE IT SERIOUSLY IS FUCKING INSULTING

HE'S SO DUMB THAT IT'S MAKING ME ASHAMED TO POST HERE. IS THAT HIS TRUE PLAN? FUCKING TWENTY-DIMENSIONAL CHESS, SHIT

>>37432929
>HE'S SO DUMB THAT IT'S MAKING ME ASHAMED TO POST HERE. IS THAT HIS TRUE PLAN? FUCKING TWENTY-DIMENSIONAL CHESS, SHIT
Yeah I had the same thought. Was seriously considering leaving this board earlier just because I genuinely don't want to spend my time with people that retarded and autistic. It's pretty depressing.

>>37432963
WELL, FUCK HIM

I'M NOT LEAVING. I DIDN'T LEAVE WHEN THEY DELETED THE BOARD AND I'M NOT LEAVING NOW. FUCK YOU PAY ME

>>37431032
>tfw ywn have a gf that feminizes you and let's both of you get fucked by Chad

>>37433041
tfw i know a girl who wants to do that with me minus the feminization, just making me submit to chad and be emasculated by him

>>37433073
You're lucky I wish I was you anon...

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>>37431032
Man what the FUCK is up with all of this faggot talk today. Give it a rest you gay shillers! We refuse to join your faggot army.

>>37433073
Why in the world are you not taking her up on the offer?

>>37433151
>Why in the world are you not taking her up on the offer?
i am

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>>37433097
>We refuse to join
Resistance is futile, just give up and join in already

Can anyone link me some good twink/femboy pro porn? I don't want me searching for that showing up on my history.

>>37432796
>>37432402
If it's a tranny, it's because the hormones literally cause them to lose the ability to get hard after a while.

You don't need an erection to ejaculate though.

But I'm a qt bottom twink already desu

>>37432402
>>37432796

If you have a hardon you tense up in the ass and it can give you anal fissures if something too big goes in while you're that tight, dummies. It's a lot easier to go in the looser and more relaxed you are. Maybe try bottoming and see for yourself?

>>37433256
No?
You guys make a shitty argument.

>>37433534
No, transgender people can retain the ability to get erections just if they get erections often, it's sort of like working out your dick. How do you think shemales can get hard?

>>37431032
>tfw you will never be a cute bottom that gets fucked by Chad
what if I want to be fucked by a cute robot boy instead
I bet that's possible

>>37431032
>Match maybe 1% of women on Tinder
>Make myself gay
>85%+ match

Gay is easy mode

>>37433553
>Maybe try bottoming and see for yourself?
I've tried but I'm too ugly even for gays.

>>37433553
tell us about your bf

>>37433648
>I've tried but I'm too ugly even for gays.
Iktf.

>>37433648
>>37433662
>too ugly even for gays.
lmao what? don't faggots fuck anything?

>>37433698
IDK but there's like 5 bottoms for every one top here, so they get to be pretty choosy.

>>37433698
>don't faggots fuck anything?
No. Stop this meme. They're shallow as fuck.

WHY IS THE DICK LIMP, IF U LIKE IT I THOUGHT U HAVE A BONER NO?

>>37432796
can someone answer what do they mean by this

>>37433837
>>37433874
it has to do with how a dick in the ass affects blood flow

>>37433837
Dude read the whole thread then make stupid replies

>>37433837
>WHY IS THE DICK LIMP, IF U LIKE IT I THOUGHT U HAVE A BONER NO?
getting a prostate orgasm doesn't have to involve your dick whatsoever

It's possible for you to cum completely limp if you are stimulating your prostate

>>37433658
I'm not dating anyone at the moment desu

>>37433921
This is super wrong my dude, it's about muscle tension in the ass from an erection

>>37433553
That makes sense, I guess. I can't help but get a boner when I masturbate with a dildo, though, and it doesn't seem to really affect how easy it is to take it. Prostate stimulation gives me a boner whether I'm excited or not.

>>37433595
Tinder and other dating services are entirely the playground of women, and are based wholly on looks. Don't even fucking bother if you're not already a 7/10 male minimum.

>>37434082
I guess it also depends on the size of the dick and how long you're getting pounded

>>37433970
PLEASE be my BOYFRIEND.

I will fuck you so good your limp little noodle leaks on your belly.

>>37433954
it's really hard to do though and is pretty much the holy grail of anal
i'd imagine most guys who don't touch their dick period just don't cum period

>>37433970
>I'm not dating anyone at the moment desu
be my bf

>>37432838

so you would never have sex at all ? Or would you cuddle and kiss and shit ?

>>37432838
You aren't looking hard enough

what exactly do you want to do with a bf then exactly? Nothing? Just be friends basically?

>>37431032
if you can't beat chad, join the roasties

>>37434789
>>37434893

cuddle kiss, make off jerk each other off, do cute couple things with, wouldnt mind a guy or girl honestly, penetrative sex is just alien to me and yes I've tried with girls at least

>>37434527
>>37434356

Hmm it depends. Whereabouts do you live and how tall are you. I only date guys taller than me but I might still fuck desu

>got fucked a few times
>felt great but didnt touch my dick so it was limp
but this 1 time
>decided to jerk off while getting fucked
>came buckets while getting fucked
>got a hemorrhoid the next day

so I guess thats what happens when you are getting fucked and have an erection or strain too much, you can get hemorrhoids

>>37435244
NEW ENGLAND
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Be my bf plz.

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>>37431051
I'll bite the bait.

Trap threads are the absolute opposite of normalization. In fact it's beneficial if you want to sift out the redditors and 12 year olds from people who belong here.

Considering summerfags just want a fix of their "LEL LE 4CHAN FUNNY MAYMAY" trap threads will negate that shit, it will either drive them off or degenerate them to our level of thinking.

>>37435065

sounds cute hope you find someone

What's with all this gay bullshit i'm seeing on this board?
Are we being invaded by /lgbt/?

>>37435879
for the past two years, yes.

>>37435879
Prison gay has finally gone from Furry to here.

People can't get girlfriends, so they go for guys instead. Well, they go for a fictionalized, romanticised version of a guy. Mostly this is traps and trannies (at first, but it does progress to effeminate guys/twinks)

If they was in a room with a naked dude, the moment they smelled his cock and asshole, the'd want to get out of there, because they're not gay.