W-what should i say? Grills dont usually message me first

>>37430794
Say "hello bb u wan sum sex"

>>37430794
Tell her "Hi, I'm Shrek! Are you the Fiona of my life?"

>hey

ask her what she thinks of the Bohemian Grove and human sacrifice

"Hey, lets meet in real life, i dont like messaging"

>>37430794
Why the fuck would you join that if you don't expect ppl to act like ppl you fucking idiot

Sage this shit

>>37430794
"What's up? We should we meet up and (insert whatever your idea for the date is)"

I just gave you the shortcut so now you don't have to waste your time.

say
>Date hot local singles, now!

>>37430863
No, no, no. Tell her you're only into girls who practice Semitic neo-paganism with a central focus on Moloch as the chief deity.

>>37430794
Say that she looks like Fiona from Shrek and then send a picture of ogre Fiona

does she have anything in her bio?

Damn, OP. She's kinda cute. I hope you put it in her butt. Stay strong.

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>>37431076
I get it because her name is Fiona XDDD

>>37430794
Pineapple on pizza yes or no.

Food ice breakers work great.

>>37430845
Anything but this.
I would do as follows:
>>37430824

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>>37430845

Now what bots? Just wanna get the number with as little pussyfooting around as possible.

>>37431325
Second, that lucky bastard

>>37431521
It figures since Shrek is a normie meme.

>>37431521
"I don't need luck ;)
i'd definitely like to meet up, i'm more comfortable in person :)"

>>37431521
easy...
"If I'm lucky you would give me your number".

>>37431521
You're doing good anon,

you sure you want to fuck it up by taking advice from us faggots?

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>>37431591
this

"I don't need luck, just your number will do"

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>>37431521
Now you unmatch her. She'll second guess herself for days if not weeks and with some luck she'll never make the first move again.

>>37431521
KEEP IT STRONG OP! SO FAR SO GOOD

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>>37431521
FUCK
THIS WILL BE A GOOD THREAD

>>37431521
don't mess up op she looks cute I'm rooting for you

>>37431721

Pretty much said this. Now to just sit back and wait for probably nothing.

call her mommy and ask her to spank you for being a bad boy obviously, if she makes first contact she's probably into femdom.

Tinder really needs to bring back the last active time of users so i can stop holding my breath

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>>37431521
jesus christ anon

be assertive and reply only one message at a time
keep it concise and aloof

>>37432281
IMO he's already blown it. She's controlling the frame already and has established he'd be lucky to have her rather than the other way around.

I'd just abort at this point myself before she becomes abusive. As a bonus, you can have the satisfaction of having achieved >>37431732.

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I DID IT ANONS

>>37432565
Good for you. Now don't be disappointed when it goes nowhere. Just take >>37432281 to heart and do better with the next chick.

>>37432594

Fuck you. I'm already trying to do better than the previous chick. This one is way cuter and already more receptive, so it's a start asshole.

>>37432565
>>37432624

How the fuck can you get women this easy if you're on /r9k/?

>>37432624
Good, that's the spirit. Now stop using those emoticons in your messages. Makes you look like a fucking faggot.

>>37432665
He used alpha pickup tactics and her chad radar went off like crazy

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>mfw people are telling OP he blew it and totally fucked it up because he made a dumb joke and sent TWO (2) tiny consecutive messages
>mfw these ignorant virgins get BTFO immediately and the girl gives OP her number
Never give advice to anyone again, PUA neckbeards. It honestly makes me sad to see you say this shit.

>>37431521
op is chad confirmed, this is gonna be good

if dubs put 'i dont date sluts that dont watch anime so just tell me now if you do or not'

>>37432694
He hasn't fucked her yet. Remember that.

>>37431405
It's all ogre now then

>>37432716
Yeah, keep damage controlling. I would bet money on one these
>>37431456
>>37432281
>>37432547
>>37432594
Is you. Literally everything you said is ostensibly wrong.

>>37430794
send "let me get a look at that turdcutter"

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>>37432716
And yet he's still doing better than you and the rest of the fedora tippers here

>>37432565
Nigger, it takes her like three years to reply. Bet she has a line of Chads keeping her entertained. Mark my word, nigger: she'll cuck you in no time.

>>37432809
>And yet he's still doing better
We'll see, we'll see.

>>37432813
Jealous virgin detected. Try not being a sperg and you'll soon find out how easy it is to trick roasties.

>>37432682

But he used a pickup line given to him by /r9k/. There is something else that gave him an advantage, and I want to know what that is.

>>37432940
I gave him the cheesiest pickup line imaginable and it worked what the fuck.

mods please delete this reddit tier thread, fucking normie faggot

>>37432565
gz anon, don't blow it!
now get married and have lots of cyborgs

>>37430794
Hi OP I'm rooting for you

>>37433413
>>37433448

Thanks guys. I haven't texted her yet. Should i wait til i get home from work in 2 and a half hours?

>>37433142

I'm not a normie, i'm a robot just like you, except i don't wish to stay a faggot all my life and i learned how to at least present myself on tinder.

>>37433470
If you wait she might text some other dude in the meantime

and don't just text, you have to make a date otherwise it will just stay at texting

>>37433532

Alright. Well her number checks out and i found her on fb and instagram when i checked my contacts.

Should i say something funny or just, "hey it's anon!"

>>37430794
(you)

original (you) for (you) normie

hope you enjoy the attention!

>>37433497
Okay now that you got her number what do you intend to do with it? I can get numbers too but I usually end up losing her interest or failing to carry on the conversation.

>>37433875

Small talk her a bit and then set a date. I don't lose interest with qts unless they make it a hassle for me to get a date.

>>37431521

CORN HER

(does anyone here even know what I'm talking about?)

OP.
Straight up ask what her problem is.

Be all like "There's hundreds of guys on here probably trying to get with you, Why'd you message me first?"

Need answers, OP.

Forget getting laid. Search for the truth instead, it's a more noble pursuit.

She's got problems and issues that are not yet abundantly clear, and we need to know.

>>37434095
Non-autist normie here: this tactic is actually the best option. It shows you find her appealing while opening a potentially interesting back and forth that allows you to get to know each other.

>>37433996
le thanks meme xDDDD
Fuck off back to redd it