INTP-T Cyborg Ascending to Normiehood

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>>37430451
>ascending to normie hood

We'll see you back here tomorrow morning, anon!

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>Starts with Hi
Wow, what a brilliant way to start a conversation. Are you expecting her to lead the convo, because that a beta thing to do.

>>37430492
I'll tell her she has good music taste, because she's liked some of my album posts on Instagram. That'll work, right?

>>37430451
>I would screenshot the chatlog but it notifies her everytime I do

Kek. Yes, Snapchat tells the person when someone screenshots a picture or copies a chat text.

Just FYI to everyone

>>37430451
Just be your authentic self. Don't try to be a chad but be your wonderful self and if she doesn't like that you deserve someone better.

>>37430451
>We're streaking right now
She has never dated anybody, but doesn't mind running around a football field in the nude with you. Something sounds fishy and it isn't her pussy.

Sending "Hey" now. Holy shit here goes nothing.

>>37430628
No you mong. A streak is when you send each other Snaps every day, the "streak" is the number of days you've consistently sent each other snaps

>>37430669
Fucking Snaps. I was hoping it would go away, instead we get more of you sending your GF your snaps so you can get more. HOW MUCH FOOD DO YOU BUY?!?

Dammit it's been fourteen fucking minutes and she hasn't even opened it yet. What the fuck am I supposed to do while I wait so I don't look like I'm stalking her like I probably do already?

>>37430936
just wait you idiot, pretend you have better things to do than wait for someone to respond to a snapchat. snapchat is the least commital way to talk to someone so if she thinks that you think that this is a big deal it's over, keep it lowkey or you're fucked

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>>37430936
>>37431230

>OP thinks he'd become a normie today but he's about to get ghosted by his 109748849th roastie

>>37430531
What, is this a recent thing?

>>37430451
"Cyborg" = ugly normie. Fuck off.

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>>37430451

>tfw ISTJ
>apparently a normie
>Don't even care about getting a gf and/or other relationships
>Depressed because I know I'll never be able to get my dream job

Any other ISTJ's like this?

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another INTP here
can anyone tell me what are feelings about?
I tried them once and it hurt and I don't want to use them no more

>>37431662

No, it's always been a thing.

Before the whole Stories thing, being very nazi about screenshots/text copy is the reason Snapchat got popular. People have more control of what happens to their pictures, who sees it, for how long etc.

OP here. Almost an hour and she STILL hasn't opened it. I respect that she takes breaks from her phone and all, but shouldn't Snapchat be fucking nagging her right now? I just sent her "hey", I don't think she's ghosting me. If nothing happens by tomorrow, then I'll know. Shouldn't happen sooner than that... right?

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>>37431743
Hello masterrace friend.

I spent every day wishing I had a gf.

I like my job a lot though

SHIT SHIT SHIT. She just got back to me

>>37432052
quote her

>>37432080
>Roastie: hey
>Me: how's life treating you today?

what the fuck am i doing

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>>37432090
you are failing miserably
listen, you are INTP
ask her some insane question, like
>Let's assume dragons are real, do you think humans would domesticate them to harness their firebreating ability? Or would ecologists object to such treatment of animals?

or just go straight for
>wanna fuck?

aaaand she's back to not opening my shit. I hope she's got preoccupations because I'm dying here. Watching George Lopez until I get answers for all my problems

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>>37432864
>aaaand she's back to not opening my shit

Why do you care so much anon? She can probably sense it

She's texting at least 20 other guys so be patient, a girl's got to be polite and respond to them all

>>37432864

Also, another note I want to tell anons is that people can tell when you're watching them type a reply. If you're in the chatbox and you have a bitmoji, your bitmoji will appear at the bottom. Exit out of the chatbox every time you reply if you don't want to be seen as creepy and desperate for a response.