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You better not discuss politics this time edition
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dump trump
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Milk Cat 61
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>89 year old lady comes in the surgery
>Has chronic pain in her foot
>Wants me to give her ointment
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine
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Wait do people seriously think May, the lady against Islamphobes is going to be hard on Muslims? Neither side is hurting their precious paki voters.
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Move out this month lads. Most worried about how I'll motivate myself to go to work and appointments. The temptation of being able to call in sick without mummy kicking off will be too much
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Which political party will you be voting for in the general election?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034
http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034
http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034

Which political party will you be voting for in the general election?

oregano
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Pet Sounds came in the post today, lads. Can't believe it took me that long to get it.
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Left wing low test betas please leave.
This is a comfy thread.
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>>37427234

>tfw unsure if this is a sincere shippost or an attempt at impersonation
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god I produce such a huge amount of semen each time I nut

have the testosterone of a bloody mandrill
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>>37427235
99% of Pakis vote for Labour. there's a reason it's called the Muslim Party.
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>>37426904

Xiposting is spreading
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I was against all this politics lark but I just took the Jezzpill lads

I just feel this is a real chance to change things
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>>37427296

I think it's more to do with being well hydrated and exercising properly, but well done regardless.
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lol at the way they talk about immigrants in this debate.

>our ancestors were the ones that made the country what it is but we should use our resources to benefit pakis first rather than their decedents
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>>37427326
Change things from what to what?
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>>37427310
Barely.

We had some pretty funny Kev missionaries one night thread go to a few boards. /int/ took to it if I recall.
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>>37427304
And yet May bends over backwards for paki cock regardless.
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>>37427334

Shut up you sodding twat, no one cares about you.
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>Guy I used to be good friends with in school is now a popular celebrity in his homecountry with a fanbase of girls obsessing over him
>I've amounted to nothing
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>>37427351
You're right lad, that's why I'm voting Labour, best to get on board with the pakis while we can
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>>37427368
Glass half empty lad. Force a meme. You could be the next big shitposter
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Wake up early in the morning
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>>37427375
I didn't say that, I couldn't care less who you vote. I find it hilarious you think your party will totally take a stand on pakis this time, I swear!
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>>37427368
And yet you dont tell us who.
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>>37427365
fuck off ya cunt. no one cares about you. ya dad should have came in your mums mouth
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>>37427256
Is it a vinyl or what?
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>>37427331
regardless, it's wasted on toilet paper

it would be better off streaking ebinlad's face like icing
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>>37427267
>I'm so high testosterone that I can't handle hearing opinions that are different from mine, please make me comfortable.

Pff, you're laughable. Not going to change how I post to appease weaklings like you.

The fact that you've convinced yourself that your edgy, contrarian political opinions make you a "high test alpha" despite never getting a shag and never achieving anything significant in your entire life just underlines how pathetic you are.
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This is what the average britfeel user will look like in 13 years
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>>37427393
Don't really wanna get doxxed lad and not sure how I can really prove it, I doubt any of you really know any philipino tv shows
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>>37427365
calm down Abdul, you're encroaching into haram territory
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>>37427403
Just a CD so I can play it in the car. It's been my favourite album for about three years now, so I'm really not sure why I put it off for so long.
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>>37427349
my whole life has been blairite labour or the blue version that is the tory party

Jezza seems like a wild card, a good honest bloke willing to provide policies to improve the shitty things I have to deal with every day like the railways.
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have any of you lads managed to turn your lifes around from being total neet losers? ive been neet for 3 and a half years now, go to bed at 5am, wake up at 2pm(ish) and get out of bed around 4, rinse and repeat every bastard day, how do i start turning my life around? what should i concentrate on fixing first?
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>>37427413
t. Low test triggered beta
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>>37427438
You're going to get the same stupid answers to this:

>But pakis! But he likes terrorists! But m-mummy may!

They have no arguments.
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>>37427443
1. Vote for Mummy May
2. Enjoy the golden age of Britain
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>>37427368
Have some perspective lad, 99% of the people in the world live in equal, or much worse, poverty to you.
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>>37427413
read any Stanley Cohen lately lad?
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>>37427458
>1. Vote for Mummy May
>2. Enjoy the golden age of Islam
FTFY
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>>37427438
>good
pays respects to mass-murderers
>honest
supports Brexit but lead a campaign against it because he was too cowardly to stand up for what he believed it
>I have to deal with every day like the railways.
get a car you manchild
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>>37427438
Don't forget the PLP is still full of Blairites
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>>37427438
I use trains every day and never have a problem. I don't get this whole nationalised railway meme
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>>37427488
>Golden age of Islam

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Wisdom
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>>37427500
>pays respect to mass-murderers

So if the Germans had won World War 2, the British resistance would be mass murderers?

Because that's what you're saying. I bet you'd be too cowardly to fight. Actually you'd probably be an enthusiastic nazi.
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>>37427438
>to improve the shitty things I have to deal with every day like the railways
ask your parents how shit British rail used to be
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If labour dont win will corbyn quit?
If tories dont win will may quit?
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someone just got arrested on the train i'm on
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>>37427500
>get a car you manchild

>be yourself
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>>37427550
How about asking someone who has been to Holland or Germany how good their railways are? And how we subsidise them with our outrageously expensive fares?
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>>37427455
You're right mate. At least Corbyn is openly against British people.
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>>37427407
>not shooting your massive nut up Tilde's back
Wasted load la.
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>>37427500
Not that lad but

>london
>car

no thanks
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You lads know any good PS1 games? The ones I already have are

>Ape Escape
>Civ 2
>FF7
>Bushido Blade
>Rayman
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>>37427415
>im white and ill still be here in 13 years

>tfw
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I had a dream that I was abducted and wrapped in clingfilm, then dumped in an abandoned warehouse. When I escaped the world had ended and everything was ruin. I started walking the earth and came to a bridge where the guys who abducted me were having a smoke, and they offered me one but I declined
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>>37427572
>openly against British people

When? I wonder if you really believe this or you're just making it up as you go along.
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>>37427545
>Because that's what you're saying
no it isnt you strawman building twat
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>>37427575
>la.

fellow scouser?
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>>37427596
It is. You're saying that people who fight against foreign powers who occupy their country are murderers.

What a weak and pathetic argument.
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>>37427602
No but I live very very close by and I work in Liverpool often so the habit has carried over.
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>>37427602
What about shooting in tildes mouth then he spits it onto ebins face
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>>37426566 Ebinlad respond to me
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>>37427558
Tell us more m8. Was he proper kickin off? What was he arrested for
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>>37427588
MGS1
Silent Hill
Chrono Cross
Xenogears
Resi Evil
FF Tactics
Valkyrie Profile
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>>37427616
>every conflict is exactly the same
Bet you cheered when all those IRA bombs went off you traitor.
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>>37427545
lol what the fuck are you talking about lad i was referring to how he lays wreathes on the graves of terrorists who killed a bunch of innocent people
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>>37427514
You are lucky, but my own line was so neglected that there had to be emergency works done which disrupted the service for over six months. British Rail wasn't perfect but it was nowhere near as bad as this. Also, the general railway infrastructure was decimated in the 1960s with the Beeching reforms, and it has yet to recover.

>>37427500
You are correct in your first two points, but in your last you actually show yourself to be the manchild. The old railways were a part of British culture and heritage, and there's no reason that the people of this country should settle for worse than what their parents or grandparents enjoyed.
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>>37427637
Ebina is purely for cumming inside.
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Cant wait til Abbot is home secretary and it becomes illegal for whites not to let me push to the front of the queue at the shops. It's our turn now cumskins.
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>>37427652
You're the traitor mate. You're the one who wouldn't fight for your country.

>>37427661
>he lays wreathes on the graves of terrorists

Literally never happened.
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>>37427652
>implying he's old enough to remember
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>>37427588
Crash
Bandy
qt
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>>37427231
classic milk cat LOVE ITTT!
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>>37427639
Sorry lad, I'm sleeping on the grass in my garden cause my room is awful, my second hard drive with all my pics is going to die soon, I have about 60 pics but there is some good ones on Google I've just looked, might save some. But people don't like it anyway
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>>37427692
>You're the one who wouldn't fight for your country.
The fuck are you talking about? Although with Corbyn we wouldnt have to fight as he'd just give the enemy what they want instantly.
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>>37427588
King's Field 1, 2, 3
Shadow Tower
Abe's Oddysee
Abe's Exoddus
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If you saw the new one day and saw that a terrorist shouted 'Britfeel' during their attack would you immediate come here, or never come here again?

I honestly would come here just to see the shitstorm, but I'm sure many would fear ever associating their ip with this thread after in such an instance.
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>>37427692
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/jeremy-corbyn-criticised-labour-election-candidates-wreath-laying/
D E S T R O Y E D
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why won't Ebina go out with me?

I want to dress him up as a girl and cum in him!
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>>37427712
>The fuck are you talking about?

The IRA weren't just bombing for the sake of it, you stupid cunt. Their country had been invaded by foreigners. What would you do?
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>>37427514
The service on a lot of private franchises is fucking ass in this country

it's a postcode lottery because most just don't give a fuck about customer service like southern or virgin, it costs our economy more in the long term because every late or missing worker due to trains effects business productivity.

It's also ridiculously expensive, 120bong for a single ticket from the Portsmouth to Manchester. Meanwhile you can fly from London to Berlin for 30bong

where is the logic? At least Corbyn is offering an alternative rather than the tories that just ignore these issues as they get worse year after year
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DAILY REMINDER that Labour is the party of women, Muslims and blacks!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/29/women-likely-vote-labour/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-4-charts-that-show-labour-may-be-losing-the-ethnic-minority-vote-10274051.html

Are you a woman, black or Muslim? No? Then vote Tory!
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>>37427734
>The Torygraph said he's a terrorist so he must be

Do you have a single thought of your own in your head?
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>>37427749
>Corbyn is not a terrorist sympathiser!
>is a terrorist sympathiser
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>>37427718
>kings field

i could never figure out how to finish that fucking game
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>>37427762
so if I link you to the Guardian reporting on this it's valid? you're saying that objective facts cease to be true if a paper you disagree with reports on it?
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>>37427749
Maybe they should have bombed government targets instead of fucking Harrods then. I'm sorry that hundreds of years ago they got angloed but the people in N.I have considered themselves part of the UK for a long time so lets not pretend the poor Irish were being occupied by the mean old brits.
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If corbyn became pm would it shut up the labour rebels? or would they still attempt to kick him out or fuck with him trying to put stuff through parliment?
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One thing that concerns me about Corbyn is that he often has the right ideas, but he arrives at those ideas through completely the wrong way.

Leaving NATO, at present, is absolutely the right idea as it's now wholly obsolete and unprincipled. Yet Corbyn would have had us leave NATO during the Cold War, which would have been disastrous.
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>>37427759
Daily reminder Enoch told us to vote labour because they were the original Eurosceptics
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>>37427646
no idea lad the police just took him off the train in handcuffs
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>>37427734
>We urge you to turn off your ad blocker for The Telegraph website so that you can continue to access our quality content in the future.
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>>37427749
>bombs children because 99% of people in a separate country want to remain part of that country
>leftist cucks from the same country that was being attacked think it's justified decades later
LOW T!
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>>37427783
I sympathise with people who have had their countries invaded by foreign powers.

If that happened in Britain, I'd fight to the death. I suppose a weak willed faggot like you wouldn't.

>>37427798
Read what I said again, because it clearly didn't sink in.

>>37427799
So if Britain was occupied by a foreign power you'd just bend over and take it, would you? Or are you a hypocrite?
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>>37427759
Powell would turn in his grave at people voting for the contemporary "Conservative" party in his name. Stop this.
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Well lads, what have you been up to today?

Found my brother's old PS1 so I finally got around to playing FFVIII, heard bad things about it but it has been good so far tbf~

>>37427588
The Spyro games are great if you like 3D platformers~

>>37427718
>Abe's Oddysee

That game was so weird, it scared me when I was younger~
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>>37427823
it makes sense you would think that Corbyn is not a terrorist-sympathiser if you literally defend the IRA murdering children because their attempts at conquest of a foreign nation were being refused. however to 90% of people your thinking is bizarre and they wouldn't agree.
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Can we not talk about politics or wanting to fuck Ebina for two minutes?
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>>37427820
>I'd just take it if a foreign power took over my country, but I'll call someone else "low T"

I'd love to see what kind of state your life is in. I bet it would be very funny to me.
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>>37427855
Ebina is a fucking labour cuck

he is TRASH and disgusts me
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damn a nice thicc spic just got on the train
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>>37427855
It's sad I associate his posts with a cute 2d anime girl instead of a smelly grown man now. His mind games have worked
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>>37427823
So you condone blowing up innocent people then? And btw faggot the Irish signed a fucking treaty in 1922, it's ok to then go 'lol jst kidding' and start blowing people up?
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>>37427852
>>Abe's Oddysee
>That game was so weird, it scared me when I was younger~

Indeed. If you want true weirdness, play Shadow Tower. One of the weirdest bestiaries of any game I've played.
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>>37427858
a foreign power had not taken over their country. Northern Ireland is British, not Irish. it was the IRA that were trying to take over a foreign country.
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What has he got against whites lads?
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>>37427853
>their attempts at conquest of a foreign nation

No wonder you hold the opinions you do if you are this ignorant. The education system in this country is shocking.

>>37427881
>So you condone blowing up innocent people?

What a bizarre thing to say - the people you support blow up innocent people all the time.

>>37427899
>Northern Ireland is British

>Northern Ireland

>Ireland

The clue is in the name, you stupid cuck.
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>>37427902
whites need to be punished for colonialism lad

mass immigration is the punishment
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>Shag black woman without protection
>Get chlamydia

/pol/ is always right
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>>37427902
a servant of foreign cultural marxist powers, he despises everything British. whether it is his communist policies or his love for terrorism, he enjoys nothing much than British suffering.
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>>37427924
This is now officially bait. What a waste of energy.
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>>37427902
no idea but he defo has something against whites, thats why he put diane abbott in his cabinet, she hates white nurses
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>>37427940
>It's official because I say it is

You're an idiot.
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>>37427902
>if we were being fired upon with nuclear weapons, what would your orders be? fire or not fire?
>id say to wait for further orders

a born leader
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>>37427902
he deplores the kekistani race

We are his true nemesis
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>>37427708
>But people don't like it anyway
I'd rather have a variety of pics than just the same ones over and over. I've got over 200 of my waifu
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>>37427924
>England
>Angleland
>Angles
ENGLAND SOLELY FOR THE ANGLO-SAXON RACE CONFIRMED! BOMB ALL NON-ANGLOS! KILL THEIR CHILDREN AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN!
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>>37427872
I'm pretty neutral desu, neither main party is any good but at least corbyn is likable >>37427875
I'm not smelly I washed a couple of days ago! Maybe disgusting and ugly though. >>37427852
Nothing and it's somehow 6pm, it's not my fault really though, more like environment circumstances
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>>37427951
You're only replies have been to insult people, you clearly have no knowledge of history and ignore actual facts about the partition of Ireland and the IRA that people are posting. If this isnt bait you're a fucking retard.
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daily reminder THE IRISH ARE NOT HUMANS and the entirety of Ireland is rightful British territory!
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>>37427954
He meant he'd tell the military "wait for further orders"

You think making a snap decision without knowing the facts makes you a good leader?

>>37427980
>Ignore actual facts

No one has posted any facts, you /pol/ retard.
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>>37427968
>British Isles
time to retake Ireland I reckon
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>>37427954
that interview put me off him even more, I mean it's normal for politicans to evade stuff etc but he went 110% of avoiding it.

also some uni students are under the delusion that their debt will be erased. I found his speech in the uni to be misleading based on that
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>>37427984
>>37427993
I actually respect this a lot more that people trying to pretend that they have good intentions.
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Who's worse, tripfags or politics posters?
We all know that Corbyn is gonna pull a magic victory out his ass, discussing it on r9k will not do anything to stop this.
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>>37427979
I'm going to dox and bum you
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>>37427992
>No one has posted any facts,
The Irish signed a treaty in 1922 that the southern part become an independent nation and the north would remain in the UK. You cant sign a treaty and then blow people up and complain.
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>>37427992
He's head of state, making snap decisions in the face of nukes is his job
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>>37427992
hes gonna need to make snap decisions at times if hes the fucking pm m8, being a pussy wont help him
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>>37428009
>We all know that Corbyn is gonna pull a magic victory out his ass
May will win a landslide victory on the 8th and the polls will yet again be wrong

SCREENCAP THIS
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>>37427896
I'll look into it lad, thank you for the rec. Only problem with PS1 games is the price of some of them, might just emulate it desu~

>>37427979
Hope you don't feel bad about it or anything anon, doing nothing significant is nice every now and then~

What are your circumstances if you don't mind me asking?
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>>37427992
>10 seconds from a nuclear apocalypse
>lol let's see how this goes
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FFS I've got an old profile on normiebook (haven't used it for 3 years) and I'm trying to get it removed but I can't get into it. I know the password but it wants me to do a security check by confirming by birthday but I used a fake birthday at the time and I can't remember it. I posted a load of BNP shit on there which will bite me in the ass now. Keep trying to report the account as my old one so that they close it but nothing's happening
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>>37427992

Equality is a lie. A myth to appease the masses. Simply look around and you will see the lie for what it is. There are those with power, those with the strength and will to lead. And there are those meant to follow, those incapable of anything but servitude and a meager, worthless existence
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Hundreds of pop fans and a Labour voter walk into a concert
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-arena-terror-attack-19-13075943
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>>37427852
How do you feel knowing that so many people want to fuck your arse?
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>>37428098
Corbyn will defend this
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>>37428035
The ffs are all mostly on steam too, I can gift you 8 if you wanted I've got it in my steam inventory
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>>37428053
You used your real name but a fake DoB? Are you severely underage?

And just tell the security clearance people you used to support the BNP as an edgy teenager but don't anymore
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>>37428120
Makes me feel embarrassed more than anything~

>>37428137
Thank you for the offer but it's alright lad. You are really kind! My PC is awful and struggles with everything. Plus I kinda like lying in bed and playing, very comfy~
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>>37428184
i want to go for a pint with you and play video games with you like a proper lad
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>>37427588
Parasite Eve
Spyro 1, 2 and 3 - literally the best platformers on the system
Battle Arena Toshinden
Croc
Rascal
Guardians Crusade
Crash Team Racing

Enjoy lad.
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>>37428152
>Are you severely underage?
I was under 18 when I made the account so set the birthday to say I was older than 18

>And just tell the security clearance people you used to support the BNP as an edgy teenager but don't anymore
Would this actually work? I actually deleted most of that stuff before I lost access to the account. Now I think the only reference to it is one of the comments on my posts. Still, I don't want any trace of me on normiebook
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How do I stop the boredom lads
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The weak will always be victims. That is the way of the universe. The strong take what they want, and the weak suffer at their hands. That is their fate; it is inevitable. Only the strong survive, because only the strong deserve to.
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fucking pakis in Bradford today, playing their prayer music over loud speaker handing out terrorist leaflets.
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>>37428194
I don't drink alcohol, really don't like the taste. Bought some bitter shandy the other day and I can't stand it. Would still go for a pint with you though tbf. I would love having someone to play video games with too!

>>37428212
>Crash Team Racing

Loved it as a kid but I don't think it has aged well~
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Mum and dad on holiday, have the house to myself for two weeks, gonna smoke inside with the window only half open like the little rebel i am, and other rebels here?
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>>37427588
Unholy War
Gex 3D (i liked it)
Vigilante 8, 1 + 2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvIzFRcRMA

Din dins are nearly ready. I'm having cheese, mushroom and kale pasta.
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>>37427268

It's not proper, he forgot "instead".
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>>37428271
>I don't drink alcohol, really don't like the taste.

fair enough lad. im not really a big drinker myself but i dont mind the odd pint, and the some pubs can be comfy and chill.

you ever had whiskey and coke?
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>>37428214
if you're going for DV they will find it if it's possible to find. Less than that probably won't.

But were you ever reported to the police for being racist on the internet perhaps?
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>>37428304
>and other rebels here?

Sometimes I cross the road while the man is still red
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preparing a nice dose of 756mg codeine boys
it's nothing like it used to be
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>>37428262
>the greatest measure of a society is the way it treats its weakest members.
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>>37428532
enjoy your constipation.
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>>37428449
N-no, there isn't any alcohol in the house these days and I didn't have any friends as a teenager so I didn't get introduced to it like normies do. The only reason I know what it tastes like is because I sipped some of my dad's when I was younger~

I think that is probably the only kind of alcohol I could drink, stuff mixed with soft drinks~
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>>37428532
>756mg codeine
seems like a lot mate
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>>37428304
>has free house
>doesn't invite us

urm
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>>37428561
>he doesn't not eat for 12 hours prior to taking it
>>37428601
it is. tolerance is moderate.
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How are warehouse jobs? I'm thinking of just working in an Amazon warehouse since the pay seems good, and I have a fair amount of referrals I could use.
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guy sat next to me on the train just said to me "hope you have a safe journey home" when we pulled into the station wtf
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>>37428667
you're going to get raped
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>>37428667
if a stranger randomly said that to me I'd assume he'd be killing me on the way home
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>>37428674
>>37428678
Some serious low test behind these posts.
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>>37428035
>I'll look into it lad, thank you for the rec. Only problem with PS1 games is the price of some of them, might just emulate it desu~

You should. The second game, which is for PS2, is only available in Japan anyway, though there's a fan translation. Same with the first King's Field game.

What are your favourite videogames, my friend?
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>>37428655
Warehousing is backbreaking and they're always filthy, the air quality can take years off your life.
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>>37428184
why do you flirt with everyone then you shit
poor ebin is going to have his heart broken again and there won't be enough anons to pick up the pieces
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>>37428757
Shite, so just better off working at retail, eh?
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>>37428655
Amazon is literal slavery. You will pay for death, but unlike now you'll actually mean it
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Just spent 20 quid on hot black sausage lads, finally found a paki shop where I could get them. Haven't had one in so long.
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>>37428823
20 quid for that?

what you on lad.
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>>37428845
I bought them by the box load lad
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>>37428845
He's barmy about salami
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>>37428809
Guess I'll just try and apply for an SIA and find some security job. I thought Amazon would be okay since a lot of people I know work there (from former classmates to relatives)
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>>37428845
fucking nutter you lad. absolutely mental mad bastard.
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>>37428864
Amazon are the embodiment of evil, not worth it.
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>>37428583
you will probably like whiskey and coke. it pretty much just tastes like a coke but a bit more bitter. i dont really like the taste of beer but i will drink it if i want to get pissed
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>>37428857
lad i used to work in a warehouse
got a fucking crate of them when they were within a month of expiry since we couldn't supply them
didn't get sick of them at all

don't care that they're made out of arseholes and eyelids they taste lahvly
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>>37428655

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQATFbLvIHk

You'll wish you were dead.
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>>37428910
Amaretto & coke is the beginner's drink

Tastes exactly like Dr Pepper, except a bit smoother
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>>37428864
What security licence do you need for the comfy late night security jobs?
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>>37428708
I like fairly normie stuff. Pokemon, Zelda, final fantasy etc. Not really the biggest fan but I find them to be a lot of fun~

What about you senpai?

>>37428784
I don't want to disappoint any anons and I like being nice to people. Sorry if that makes me mean lad~
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>>37428864
god

Wish I could know what it feels like to grab some boobs like this
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Psychotherapy group starts in a couple of weeks lads. Fingers crossed get some fit mental birds.
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went and saw this girl today lads.

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1962221

one of the best hookers i've ever seen. made me nut three times in an hour. glad i dropped a blue pill before i went.
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>>37428923
never had amaretto myself. i can drink rum straight if i want to quickly get pissed.

honestly try to stay away from alcohol unless its a special occasion because of how fattening it is. my brother has started to get fat because of how much he drinks
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>>37428980
>Fucking a chink

OUT. NOW.
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>>37429010

thai lad, pretty sure she was born over here as well going by her accent.
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>>37428928
you just parrot what you think they want to hear you don't really care you are a phony and a cheat
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>>37428928
My favourites are Thief:Gold, Ultima Underworld, Dark Souls, King's Field IV, and Abe's Oddysee. I prefer games with exploration, puzzles, and atmosphere.
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>>37428980
>Rimming (receiving)
Why the fuck would you pay to lick a whore's arsehole?
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>>37429024
thai's are chinks. You cunt.
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anyone here a sound lad that is getting tekken on ps4?
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>>37429077
Nah lad saving up for the WipeOut Collection next week so I can buy the games all over again for like the 4th time
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I take pride and pleasure ordering my over-priced upholstery from amazon, knowing full well that some foreign, over-worked, unrespected wageslave has to carry it from the warehouse to the packing area and neatly wrap it for delivery. All of this is done for me. It is joyous. And they were probably paid 2 pounds for the total time taken to complete the job.
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>>37429048
Maybe you like licking arseholes?
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>>37429110
fair enough lah. i have never played the wipeout games but i might give that wipeout collection a go because it looks decent.
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>>37429048
Nothing gets me more hard than eating ass lad
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>>37429110
>>37429110

>tfw old enough to remember wipeouts original release
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>trying to lose weight and mum brings home a kfc

fucks sake
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>>37429226

you don't have to eat it fat lad
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>>37428655
Enjoy working with women who have the same daily quota of shit to pack as you, except they get away with doing half of that amount while you're penalised for not doing double it.
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>>37429226
you could choose not to eat it
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>>37428910
That sounds quite nice tbqh. Never been drunk before, what is it like? I have often wondered what kind of drunk I would be~

>>37429043
Yes, I think we like similar genres but you seem a lot more passionate and knowledgeable than me anon! Need to broaden my horizons desu~
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>people who bought original tickets through ticketmaster don't qualify for free entry to the Manchester memorial concert

>people have been buying the tickets for 40 quid and reselling them for 200 quid

>10,000 people applied for free tickets by falsely claiming they were are the original bombing concert

Best of British
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>>37429202
Nigga you gay.

orig
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>>37429232
>>37429238
i have absolutely no self control, so how i manage that is making sure there is no shit like that around
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is there a woman who looks more like your stereotypical british slag than helen flanagan?

howl long do you reckon you'd last with her m8s?
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>>37428980
Nicely done, fucked a Colombian whore myself yesterday
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>>37429272

linky pls fella
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>>37427178
Man I really wanna turn all my crypto into those sweet sweet Good Boy Points so i can spend them all on useless shit like Tekken 7 and mechanical keyboard and stuff , but i must be strong and I must HODL
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>>37429242
>you will never get tildeanon drunk and make sure he has an enjoyable experience and not take advantage of him
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>>37429290
It was in a brothel in Barcelona, but sure
https://www.lasuitebcn.com/en/barcelona-escorts/claudia-venezuelan-cunnilingus
It says she's Venezuelan but I asked and she's actually Colombian
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>>37429242
i can't believe it that you don't know the feeling of pounding cold Dark Fruit's on a hot summer evening , you've smoked weed tho right
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>>37429242
>Yes, I think we like similar genres but you seem a lot more passionate and knowledgeable than me anon!

My only passions at the moment are getting arseholed. On that note, I'm off to the offy to get some more whisky in.
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Holy fuck I'm glad that I didn't go to uni. Whenever I have to write even relatively small things for training I want to kill myself.
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>>37429242
>>37429036

respond phony liar man
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>>37429390

It was okay at the time but looking back I have no idea how I wrote thousands of words on topics I don't care about.
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anyone else think retro tech is really comfy?
this tele/radio is only 15 quid, thinking about getting it or something similar
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>>37429242
>what is it like?

it is hard to explain. it basically feels like all your sensors are numbed. its a pretty nice feeling if you dont get too drunk and can still comprehend what you're doing.
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>>37429377
No I haven't anon! I wouldn't even know how to obtain it~

>>37429391
I care about the anons in these threads because they have been extremely kind to me and given me advice that really helped. They've been there for me when nobody else was so I owe a lot to them. I want to help them as much as I can and I think of them as my friends even though that might be a bit embarrassing. I would be a lot worse off without these threads and the lovely people who make them as enjoyable as they are for me~
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>>37429456
forgot the pic Iads sorry desu
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>>37429523

They should be paying you to take that lad. I used to have a b+w TV with a tuner like that and it was a nightmare. Can that even get a signal from anything now?
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>>37429497
Why are you still posting? I told you to fuck off you irritating bellend.
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>>37428035
>>37429242
enviromental as in family fucking shit up again, desu I've never been drunk either. I haven't even touched alcohol and don't come into contact with drunk people ever. Seems really sheltered to say but drunk people actually scare me, they're not fully in control of themselves and act unpredictably

>>37429226
mummy brought me home mcnuggets

>>37428784
never had my heart broken in that way lad. I'm not made out for that shit, normies can do whatever they want though. I don't relate to them at all when it comes to friendship and romance. Does make me feel a bit sick thinking about though
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>>37429497
if there is one thing i have learned from these threads its that some people are always going to find reasons to dislike you
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>June 1st
>2017

when will it be time to reverse the flow of time so I can relive my childhood and have my real life begin?
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>>37429538
they say it works
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>>37429497
ugh so sickeningly fake just fuck off shitting up the thread there's no need for you to ruin everyone else's thread just so you can feel loved by trying to appeal to everyone
you we're fine last time you left us so you can do it again
go on now
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>Room directly above the kitchen
>Whenever mum cooks something, the smell rises through the floorboards
>She's cooking something really oniony at the moment
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>>37429576
They're lying, we went to full digital switchover years ago
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>>37429576

Well I suggest you get them to prove it lad. It looks nice but you don't want a doorstop.
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>>37429581
>>37429540
would rather have him than you depressing cunts
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>tfw my life would be better if I just sectioned myself
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>>37429613
shoo tilde shoo
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>>37429613

literally and unironically incorrect
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>>37429620
Once Jack Nicholson came in it did look pretty fun in One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest. Without that though looked a bit shit.
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>>37429594
so plug a freeview box into it
it'll have coax at the very least
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>>37429658

you reckon that shits got av, never mind hdmi??
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>>37429613
Stop whiteknighting for the tripfags, it's super-duper sad.
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>>37429613
>Taking your trip off to back yourself up
Fuck off you obese fucking freak no one wants you here.
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>>37429226
>trying to gain weight
>mummy refuses to get one
>ordering a pizza costs a small fortune
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EtEFFg3iwo

Dropping in with another great tune for you lads.
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>>37429671

It might have a SCART
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>>37429702
>Ordering from Dominos/Pizza Hut
>Not getting a fuck huge pizza & chips for little over a tenner from the local paki place
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>>37429485
That makes it sound quite nice desu anon, wouldn't mind giving it a go at some point~

>>37429548
What is your family situation like Ebin? Sorry if that is personal. And I find drunk people quite scary too, I perceive them as unpredictable~

>>37429551
I know lad, I know. Thank you for the response btw~
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need to do a clearout

or just buy a new external HDD
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>>37429753

Get yourself a big fat external HDD for those movies anon
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>>37429702
I can get a big box of chips with chicken bhuna over it with a 16" pizza for 10 squid.
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>>37429753
Delete all your movies.
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>>37429753
>or just buy a new external HDD

Spend that money on a proper computer instead
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>>37429753
>24gb audio
>124gb video

You don't need to clean up, you need to start a decent collection.
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Anyone else have certain more normal people activities that they like to do? I like to go to festivals but thats probably just because I was brought up going to some with my dad. There is an annoying culture around a lot of them but you just kinda have to find the right ones and right parts of them.
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>>37429832
>733gb of videos.

Why? Why keep them all? Absolutely pointless.
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>>37429832

>yen sign instead of backslash

go back to /jp/ you heckin' weeb
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>>37429832
>tfw all my movies and music got fucked a couple weeks ago just before I bought a hard-drive for a backup
Still need to go back and re-download a lot of the music but I'm just too lazy. Next time I've got a few days not doing anything I might just sit and power through it all.
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>>37429847
i /morningwalk/ instead of /nightwalk/
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Anyone watched White Gold? My dad said it's good but I'm not sure I trust him
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>>37429832
Most of my movies are already on an external drive (where I will never watch them again).

Looks like most of the breakdown of "movies" here is actually tv shows and anime.
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Had a chicken vindaloo and a Full Whack in Spoons lads. Best pub ever
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>>37429747
I won't go into too much detail on here because I think my brother fits the demographic of this site even though I don't talk to them. It just doesn't work out and I'm left with hours of my day ruined and any routine I'd hope ruined, makes it even harder to climb out neetdom.
>>37429832
had to buy a 2tb external drive which is almost full because I can't bring myself to delete movies and anime series, my 1tb hard drive is also full of it
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>>37429914
being the film connoisseur that you very clearly are, what are your top 10?
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>>37429613
Don't defend attention whoring tripfags lad, that's a paddlin'
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>>37429861
High quality rips of 10/10 films that I'll watch again. Plus I need to keep the rare nipponese ones so I can seed them on my private tracker.

>>37429914
I know that feel too well.
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>>37429747
How does it feel knowing Moni brings more value to the thread than you in only two or three posts?

quality over quantity
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>>37429960
I like thrillers, sci-fi and I download a lot of capeshit. Casual / pleb would be the best description of my taste.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
Watch Harry Enfield DAILY!
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just knocked one out to lady sonia. would wife desu
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>>37429938
Where do you get your emone from to buy things?
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>>37430016
At least your honest. People who are more casual but think they're not are just as bad as people into films who take the piss out of those who aren't
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>>37430069
the thing I hate the most though is when people take the piss out of you, or call you pretentious for being really passionate about an art like film or music. Just because I'm so passionate about this particular thing, doesn't mean I think I'm better than you.
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>>37429747
>, wouldn't mind giving it a go at some point~

yeah, its worth giving a go. you and ebin lad would probably make good friends in real life.
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found an old fight stick for the 360. can i get this to work on the pc?
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>>37430090
Yeah that annoys me as well. Those are probably even worse than the others as it's actively discouraging getting more invested into the art form. The large majority of the time when someone uses pretentious as a criticism I just discard their opinion.
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>>37430023
Bit of a naff sketch but it really satisfies my hatred for these people, especially Paul Merton CUUUUNT
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>>37430058
neetbux, I don't buy much tbqh and if I do I'm very frugal. I don't travel, go on nights out, drink etc. I'm willing to spend what they give me on improving myself rather than pleasure

>>37430169
stuff like that is usually frustrating desu, best just finding out what its called and googling it and see if theres any updated drivers
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>>37430175
Yeah same. I'm finding as I'm getting older that I'm starting to completely avoid people like that as we'd be truly incompatible.

Someone who ridicules and writes off your passions is not worth being around on any level.
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>>37430187
>I'm willing to spend what they give me on improving myself rather than pleasure
How does someone with good self control and seemingly good will power end up a NEET with no mates?
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>>37430090
>Just because I'm so passionate about this particular thing, doesn't mean I think I'm better than you.
I learned this the hard way. I told the normies at work that I don't enjoy capeshit films and they suddenly treated me like I was just a contrarian.
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>tfw spent 100 quid on my wig + shoes alone
>tfw was gonna spend 35 + tailoring to buy the only red denim jacket in all of manchester, but there's nothing in medium... or large... or small.

Jesus fucking christ, red leather jackets are a staple of sexy roasties in america, why is it so rare in the uk?

fuck my wallet, why is cosplaying so expensive, hardcore blizztards eat so much shit they'd spend 5 grand for flight/accomodation/costumes alone.
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>>37430308
post haul pls
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>>37430227
That makes me feel worse than anything because If I managed to to well in education I'd have focused a lot on it instead of pissing around like everyone seems to do at uni. Was guided in the wrong direction really, In all my childhood and school I was confused and a social cripple and was largely ignored. It was only at like 18/19 I started to realize my position in the world. I keep having these realizations but by then I had no idea and was so disconnected I gave up and just lived in a bubble and forgot about everything. I sort of had the worst realization mid last year when I realized how fast I was aging and that 3-5 years ago felt like 3-5 months ago so I thought may aswell try change this before it really is too late and now i'm here typing this, hardly any better but willing. Don't think I could stand the usual social situations anyway so I'll always be on the fringe no matter what, I'm not that bothered about missing out on "pleasurable" things like nights out, holidays and shit - I'd rather be working towards something productive but I have no passion or motivation to focus on. My willpower isn't great either, I can't self teach myself programming or something for example.
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just noodlin' around on the guitar lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xL9dLDisRa

what you up to?
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>>37430361

i had to set up an appointment for the wig, ill be back sunday so another 4 quid down the drain


thank god these chucks only cost half price in tkmax vs the other shoe stores. sorry for the cancerous lighting, flourescent should be the universal standard.
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>>37430545
Fucking dreadful that, lad.
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>>37430545

listening to aphex twin and radiohead. downing a few cobras with bourbon chasers.

might watch some trailer park boy podcasts later.

comfy.
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Someone unplugged my nightlight whilst I was sleeping, I think the ghost is back.
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>>37430545
just playing ffxiv and worrying about life
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>>37430559
>no postitnote on the camera
d-do you like being watched?
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>>37430424
You might not realise it but you have made a lot of progress in the past year. The fact you want to change is great! You're trying to get some qualifications and I know how hard you're trying to gradually integrate yourself back into society. You are doing really, really well and shouldn't put yourself down so much. One step at a time lad, you'll get there eventually~

>>37430545
That's actually quite nice anon, very relaxing. What make of guitar have you got? Sounds pretty decent~

>what you up to?
Watching One Piece and drinking coffee. Probably going to sleep within an hour or so desu~
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>>37430424
>Uni
>even important
Plenty of folk go through a nice comfy life without needing to pay 44k to go to a commie recruitment program.

>It was only at like 18/19 I started to realize my position in the world. I keep having these realizations but by then I had no idea and was so disconnected I gave up and just lived in a bubble and forgot about everything.
Same situation here but luckily I forced myself into situations to learn how to fake it convincingly.

Good luck with it though mate, its a long road and you'll probably fuck up a few times along the way but eventually you pick it up, just remember not to quit. Go make us proud lad.
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>>37430759
Pic related: my guitar.

Ty Tilde. It's not great. I'm trying to get it tighter but it's really hard. Fingerpicking is incredibly difficult to master. I might play some stuff I'm more competent on later. Might see if we can get the musicians of /britfeel active.
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>>37430759
Nobody gives a flying fuck what you're doing you fat freak. Fuck off from this thread and never come back.
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>>37430759

that better be decaf
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>>37430735

they can film me fapping then ill sue microsoft when leaks go out.
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Can someone explain what the waifufags have done to them to cause all this unnecessary hate?

It's really shitting up the thread and causing massive uncomfy times.

tbqhwyl's I find the waifus generally positive and supportive and add a nice vibe to the thread.
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>>37430640
listening to some selected ambient works lad?
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>>37430759
shoo tilde shoo
close the thread and don't come back
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>>37430735
>being this paranoid

come on lad, how many cameras do you think there is in the world? the chances of them ever viewing yours is very low
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>>37430897

you know it m8ty boi

shame richard never took thom up on his offer to work together
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>>37430830
I played guitar for around 3 years and was consistently awful at finger picking. Ended up sticking to chords like a pleb before I eventually gave up~

I genuinely think it is really nice though. Is it from a song or your own stuff? Keep it up lad~

>>37430883
Even I'm not dumb enough to drink caffeine at this time lad~
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>>37430950
even mark zuckerburg covers his laptop camera
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>>37430802
>Plenty of folk go through a nice comfy life without needing to pay 44k to go to a commie recruitment program.

yeah I know, just makes it significantly harder getting anywhere, and vapid people are quick to judge you if you your not uni educated. I am pretty stupid and unculutred but I like to think my awareness and rationality make up for it

>>37430833
>>37430945
Don't bully the tilde please, we don't want him leaving us again
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>>37430976
>a prolific billionaire that every notorious black hacker is trying to leak his private life
>me, a 24 year old nobody
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>>37430973
Interesting you're still posting considering nobody wants you here fatty. Fuck off and never return.
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>>37430983
>we don't want it leaving us again

speak for yourself lad
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>>37430830
/britfeel/ band when? I should really put more effort into learning my guitar and bass especially on the theory front. All I really do now is fuck around a bit and play poor covers. I thought about actually getting lessions at one point but the 1 on 1 aspect just made me anxious and I didn't really want to spend all my money on it.
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>>37430983
>just makes it significantly harder getting anywhere
There's plenty of jobs where a Uni degree isn't required. Theres also plenty of pretty well paying jobs that don't require one. Plus, look at all those students who finish it all then end up on bennies for most of their lives.

>vapid people are quick to judge you if you your not uni educated
Never encountered this outside of Uni campuses myself. Everyone outside of them hates uni students anyway where I'm from, though I suppose it might be different where you're from..
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>just found out that my flatmate posts on /r/GoneMild

She's away house sitting rn what do?
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>>37431084

I used to be obsessed with theory and getting more competent in technical way when I was younger.

I learnt that that's shit and demotivating. (at least for me).

The best way to get better is just by learning to play increasingly difficult songs. Like mastering them. Because it's fun to do and you will pick up all the theory and all that shite naturally without having to sit down and read a really dry book probably written for classical music students.

>Jimi Hendrix taught himself the basics, and learnt the rest by playing in Rhythm and Blues bands. No theory whatsoever.
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Keep getting bruises appear on my arms and legs lads. Didn't think anything of it until today I woke up with a huge one on my leg. Bit worried tbchwy
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What video games are you playing right now lads?
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>>37431102

Text her saying you liked her Reddit pics.
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just beat tekken 3 on hard with out losing once with heihachi

i am fucking solid lads
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>>37430997
>post google map image
>someone takes the effort to find out the location with a scrap of infomation
never underestimate people lad

>>37431092
No idea what people think, probably the same. I'm just projecting and going by the smug attitude of people online

>>37431171
Overwatch but it gets boring quickly
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>>37431137
Yeah. Thats basically what I'm doing right now but I've always wanted to learn how to play jazz guitar which needs a fair amount of autistic theory behind it to get passable. It's probably just not for me as studying has never been my strong point but maybe one day I'll have the motivation to do so.
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>>37431152
That's quite a tad disconcerting. Sounds like thrombocytopenia.

I'd get to your GP tomorrow friendo with an emergency appointment to get a full blood count.

It is highly unlikely you have the following, but such unexplained bruising can be caused by leukemia and as such should be treated seriously.
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>>37431206
Did you never question why all these uni faggots are sitting online for 18 hours a day rather than putting their supposedly imperative degree to use?
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>>37431208
ah yeah you'd have to learn theory for jazz guitar. But you can do it in a semi-fun way. There's an absolute tonne of youtube tutorials on jazz guitar and that's way better than sitting down with a book.
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>>37431186
Should I? I'm fucking pissed because she takes her slutty pictures in my mirror. I can tell because I can see my fucking mario wallpaper.
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>>37430983
Don't worry, I am not going anywhere~

>>37431084
There are tons of books for theory. Scales and stuff like that don't take long and reading music is easy once you get the hang of it. Though with guitars you don't really need to know theory to be a good player. Had 1 to 1 lessons in secondary school and they were a waste of time and money. Everything you need to know is online lad~

>>37431152
Would definitely see a GP lad, could be serious and it is better to sort these things early on just in case~

>>37431191
I am impressed lad! I managed that on normal difficulty with Hwoarang but hard was too much for me~
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>>37431261
Put a sign up in the background saying something autistic then show it to us when she takes a pic.
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>>37431291
You really aren't getting it, are you you obese blob of shit. Fuck off from this thread, you stupid annoying fucking cunt.
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>>37431291
>not going anywhere

please reconsider you annoying shit
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>>37431300
This is her, the fucking roastie cunt

https://www.reddit.com/user/EightBitBailey/submitted/
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>>37431291
>I am impressed lad!

nice one lah. i havent played tekken in ages. thought i would give it a go in anticipation of the new one coming out
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>>37427443
i was NEET for almost 12 years had a few part time jobs but nothing full time.
i signed up with an agency lied about work history and references and managed to get a job.
also didn't leave my mums till i was 35.
don't lose hope yet lad
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>>37431332
she's fucking fit mate. No way you can try and get on that?

is she single?

how often does she have lads over if single?
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>bored as shit
>decide to play world of tanks
>38gb update
>30 hours remaining
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>>37431291
shoo tilde shoo
you've had your attention now it's time to leave again but forever this time
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>>37431332
She's pretty sexy lad. Why don't you smash?
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>>37431171
project gotham racing 4 lad, wish they'd make anohter
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>>37431332
just made a throwaway to message her la
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>>37431332

i would like to ejaculate in her vagina and make her pregnant.

would you pass the message on?

love anon
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>>37431332


10/10 would fuggo
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>>37431332
Christ women have it so easy
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>>37431171

international cricket captain 2016
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Does anyone else not really mind dying? I could die tomorrow and I could care less. I wouldn't even say I'm depressed or suicidal, I'm pretty happy with everything I'm just contempt with death. It seems so comfy.
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>>37431380
>>37431389
She's single but she treats me like an autistic child. She flirted with my dad when he came over to drop off my pumpkin Oreos. She also laughs at me because of my Mario wallpaper.
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>>37431443

an eternity of nothingness

yeah i think i can wait
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>>37431443
I don't mind death itself. It's the process that terrifies me. It could be agonising and slow and you have literally no control of it.
I imagine the actual experience of dying would be fucking terrifying.

But once it has happened it'd be fine. Just like before you were born. Or even better there could be a comfy afterlife.
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>>37431469
But you won't even know lad. You've been dead for 13.8 billion years before.
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>>37431411
No you won't you fucking normie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgsZkFFecI

You're welcome music-anons.
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>>37431454
you do realise i'm sending her this info
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lenlad not online again lads
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>>37431494

jesus

what have you just done to my mind?
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>>37431520
Why do you have to be a nigger? She holds the lease on the flat.
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>>37431565
shouldn't have leaked someone elses private life then lad
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>>37431520
Fuck off back to /b/ legionfag. We're supposed to be m8s here.
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Feel bad now lads. originale.
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>>37431583
not that lad but

>posted on a public domain for anyone to see
>leaking a private life
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>>37431599
Shit I was only joking to spook the lad in to not doing it again.
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>>37431599
It's a anon gets kicked out the house and moves onto the streets kind of episode
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>>37431583
>leaked
>haven't provided any identifying info

shoot yourself faggot. She deserves it anyway. Here she is in MY room slutting it up
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>>37431332
why do I find females and hips non-erotic
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>>37431500
This is pretty nice. Might check out the album tomorrow if I remember. Cheers lad.
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>>37431632
>stupidly high thong
>no ass
2/10 would not bang
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>>37431637
You're homosex, my friend.
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>>37431632
I quite like your octopus light switch.
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>>37431332
>people find this attractive

oriroi
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>>37431648
females just look like chubby little midgets

breasts are okayish but anything below that does nothing for me
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>>37431632

get ya rat out!!!!
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>>37431599
Why for fucks sake. I come back on Tuesday and she comes back the day before now there even more awkwardness between us.
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Tickets booked to see the Flaming Lips in August. Should be good!

bought 2 tickets but tfw no friends ;_;
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>>37431632
>hehe guys look how much of a nerd I am zomg~~
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>>37431677
You are homosex my friend.
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>>37431632

she has literally zero arse

any man attracted to this may as well fuck a bloke
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>>37431692
Why'd ya buy the 2nd ticket then? I go to concerts all the time on my own. I was gonna go see em but they clash with Radiohead at Glastonbury so they got fucked off quite quickly
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You guys are such fsggots.

This cunt blamed me for stealing her undies when I legit didn't. At least I know that bitch probably left them when she whored herself out to Leddit Cucks in MY room.
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>>37431765

you at glasto fella?
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>>37431632
>Fat and flat
whats the fucking point? this is just skinnyfat in female form
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>>37431782
>Take pic
>Take panties
>Sell them on craigslist to freaks
>????
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>>37431782
lmao what happened? she come in to see you?
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Followed Xi's advice lads
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>>37431785
I mean not right now but soon enough. 2nd year now. Loved it last time. The one time a year where I can be outside all day and not hate it. Maybe the day drinking helps.
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>>37431206
Tell me the placement matches Eb
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Can someone explain why traps always tuck their penis behind them?
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>>37431835
I'm a couple of wins from 25, has the season started?
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>>37431820
I own this phone lad, battery life is immense and I've dropped it a good 10 times on drunken nights out and nothing but minor cosmetic damage, my last phone I dropped once and it cracked
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>>37431837
Never tried it? Feels pretty good lad.
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>>37431599
Brutal. Hope this was just yet another britnormie fake story.
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Why on earth would you post all that stuff but not tits. At that point it's not like it's any worse. Pretty sure if I was a lass my tits would be out all the time anyway.
Also post picture of your mario wall or I don't believe you .
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>>37431823

yep, best place on earth. my 10th time this year.
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>>37431843
Started like 20 hours ago IIRC. No rush though, not a deadline for them or anything.
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>>37431856

That can't be the reason, I mean it's pretty much constant, in 85%+ pics of trannies they have it tucked behind them as far as it'll go, and it makes a weird shape.
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Eh she has a decent ass
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>>37431846
You enjoy yours then?

What corners have they cut to produce it so cheap?

I assumed one might be battery life.

I am not going to use my phone to game or anything like that. It just has to be a phone. So if it's got a crap GPU in it I don't care.

Does the glass scratch easily? Sapphire coating is expensive to produce so not including it can bring the price down considerably.

I have a Nexus 7 without sapphire glass and it's scratched to fuck.
>>
4.5 years on 4chan and I haven't turned the slightest bit gay

However, I did go from someone who would never have fucked a black woman, to someone with intense jungle fever
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Is anyon e here a grower instead of a shower? My cock goes from a 2.5 inch flap of skin to 6 inches.
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>>37431905
Mate she's faking as best she can and it's still crap
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>>37431907
The glass they used isn't as good as gorilla glass. I've had mine for 2 months and I've got quite a lot of small scratches on the front screen. I've been to the beach a lot recently however and sand can be a bitch for even the best glass on screens. The specs aren't high end, but since it's got a Snapdragon 625 in it, it's very efficient so battery life is insane. I was used to 6 hours max on my old Nexus 6P but now I get 2 days if I don't charge it at the end of the day which I usually do out of habit. I haven't had a problem running any games and I use my phone a lot for gaming. I can't really think of many cut corners other than the cheap glass and mid range specs
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>>37431896
Just got competetive unlocked.

Rate my heroes lads
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>>37431935
this has probably made me less gay because it has made me realize how pathetic being prison gay is
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>>37427253
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13089034
You have given the tories there correct and full name they are the the Conservative and Unionist Party
aka The Nasty Party
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>>37431899
Wait are we talking about traps or trannies?
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>>37431935
>>37431971
Hello my lovelies fancy a threesome
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>>37431837
To hide there bulge lad, not so sure what's hard to grasp about that
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>>37431972
Read the edition.
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>porn actress references the cameras existence

for what purpose
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>>37431970
Healslut/10
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>>37432058

That makes sense, but they even do it when the photo is taken from the back, and then it looks extremely weird.
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>>37431905

that's not 'ass'

that's 'butt' at best. a 'long back' if we're being honest.
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>>37432077
Cuck porn is one the rise lad. I remember watching one scene where the guy instructed the girl to tell everyone how good his arsehole tasted while they jerked off.
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>tfw you realise that girls exist in real life
please stop this, you're manking me miserable.
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is lenlad ok? anyone heard from him
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>>37432186
>goodfellas
>albarnlad
>lenlad
>industrial scale poster

All gone, coincidence? I think not
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>>37432210
who is industrial scale poster?
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>>37432120
cucks must be cleansed from the earth
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>>37432210
>lenlad
>gone

Wait what
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Can Bailey be the new queen of britfeel?

Could she at least be added to the OP imag?
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#Manila
#NothingToDoWithIslam
#NotAllMuslims
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>>37431443
>could care less

YANKS OUT TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST
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>>37432210
also no call for waifus even, has he finally killed them all?

ebin and tilde are the only faggots present
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>>37432120
So is incest porn. Every time I open up pornhub it's son fucks mum porn. Pretty gross 2bh.

though some of it's quite hot.
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Move to Xiongan
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>>37432277
I noticed my mistake after I posted and was hoping nobody would call me out
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>>37432273
Who?
who gives a shit
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All Ive ever heard from people, for years, is

>bloody bankers and their bonuses

>bloody rich and their offshore tax havens

>bloody politicians with their lying and second homes

>bloody corporations paying less tax than me

>bloody Establishment, they're all in it together

>it'll never change, there's no point in voting

And quite rightly so, I said all the same things.

So the media arm of the establishment gets involved. Theresa phones Rupert asking what he can do, and he tells her to keep her mouth shut, don't do the live debate, he'll sort this out. So the media goes into overdrive with_

>she's strong and stable

>he's a clown

>he's not a leader

>look he can't even control his own party

>he'll ruin the economy

>how's he gonna pay for it all

>AND he's a terrorist sympathiser, burn him, burn the terrorist sympathiser

We run around like hypnotised robots repeating headlines we've read, all nodding and agreeing. Feeling really proud of ourselves because we think we've came up with our very own first political opinion. But we haven't, we haven't came up with anything. This is how you tell. No matter where someone lives in the country, they're repeating the same headlines, word for word.

Here's a man, a politician that doesn't lie, he can't lie, he could have said whatever would get him votes anytime he wanted but he hasn't. He lives in a normal house like us and uses the bus just like us.

He's fought for justice and peace for nearly 40 years. He has no career ambitions. And his seat is untouchable. That's one of the greatest testimonies. No one comes close to removing him from his constituency, election after election
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>>37432308
>THINGGGGS CAN ONLY GET BETTTTTTER
>CAN ONLY GET BETTTTTER
>CAN ONLY GET BETTTTTTTTTEEERRR

Every generation falls for it at some point
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>>37432280
i think they finally realised that they are shitting up the thread. they probably still post but with out the tripfagging
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>>37432336
>shitting up a thread which conists 50% of tired political discussions and 20% forced memes

thats a difficult task lad
>>
Really digging Kendrick Lamar lads
>>
Lately I've been studying the way my right hand moved and replicating it with my left hand in an attempt to become ambidextrous.

Today while practicing I got a sharp jolt that felt like all the bones in my left hand popped into where they belong, it was fucking terrifying.

Since that jolt my control over my left hand has improved to an almost scary level, it won't be long until I'm fully ambidextrous lads.
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>>37431959
>mid range specs

is this just compared to other phones on the market? If this phone can play all the games without issues, what is the point of producing a higher specced phone?
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>>37432336
len and the waifu fags didn't shit the thread up though, tilde and ebin have been
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>>37432308
>Labour Shills

Take the black pill
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>>37432385
only really listened to his second album, the first one he done with dre. pretty good album. does he become even more political in his latest?
>>
>>37432410
Exactly lad, phone hardware has gotten so good lately and the difference between the best and the mid range is very miniscule
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>>37432443
His newest is more mainstream than TPAB, so more just bangers and pleasantly good music like GKMC
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>>37432424
tilde and ebin actually talk to people though. the waifu fags pretty much exclusively talk about prison gay stuff
>>
BE MY MAGIC CARPET RIDE

AND FLY ME DOWN TO CAPITAL CITY IN THE SUN!
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>>37432273
Why does she stand pigeon toed like 5 year old girls do in all of her pictures? It looks stupid, and like she has a problem with her knees or bladder.
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>>37432482
i will probably give it a listen at some point. i do quite like his second one even though i think it is over rated.
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>>37432280
We can have a quick call before the thread dies if you want, lad.
Post waifus.
Does anyone know how to make a USB wifi dongle into an access point?
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>>37432308
Even if he does get into power and impliment the changed that he says he will, they do so little to solve the issues that this country faces. Saying that, he is a class above any electoral choice that we've had in a very long time.
I know this is pasta
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>>37432280
Ever since the Cum Cat incident I think /britfeel/ has gone to shit
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>old roasties at work talking about how many (including their own) children are autistic now

Most had theirs over 35 because they kept putting it off for """careers""".

What the fuck did they expect would happen having kids that old? Do they have zero foresight?
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>>37432508
Marisas me babe
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>>37432540
I disagree desu autism is just a meme illness these days, pretty much every kid is 'autistic' to some degree so doctors diagnose a lot of kids somewhere on the spectrum because a little socially weird
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>>37432395
>Being ambidextrous runs in my family.
>My mother used to play tennis and swap the racquet from hand to hand.
>I used to get bollocked at school for writing with both hands at the same time about different subjects.

Good luck with it anon, see if you can get your handwriting the same with both hands.
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>>37432540
mother was over 35 when she had me
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>>37432524
it went to shit with the xi forcing because that made people realize that they could just force a meme
>>
>just wanked to a crossdresser sticking a rubber cock up his arse
Thanks for making me a faggot you cunts.
>>
>>37432595
My hand writing is garbage with my right hand so it won't be much of a competition.

The true test will be how my left hand performs a wank.
>>
>>37432652
True dat. It's also a useful skill for threesomes.
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>>37432569
Diagnostic criteria is still stringent. I think it's both an increase in diagnostic rate as well as an increase in pure numbers in part due to parental age.

>>37432602
Don't feel bad, one of the work roasties had twins at 52 from IVF.
>>
do you lads reckon more people lose their virginity at a later age now because women are so picky? i didnt lose mine until 20 and i know lots of normie fellas that havent lost it that are in their late teens and early 20s
>>
What's a good, non-weird way to pay for human contact? All I can really think of is a massage. I don't necessarily want an asian wankjob massage; I just want to feel human contact like a normal person.
>>
>tfw stressed and binge ate
>tesco onion and cheese sammich
>tuna and cucumber low calorie sandwich
>half a kilogram of pork bbq shoulder
>1000 calories of assorted nuts
>bit of lentils/beans


I mean yeah, I have a metabolism of 4000+ calories with my anabolics, but that's still shitty.

I'll not eat anything for the next 30 hours so I won't bloat up and retain water.

I'd rather get punched in the balls than get water retention on my face or lower back.
>>
>>37432703
True also I think more people are getting their kids tested these days, I wonder how many people born before 2000 are autismo, they just never got tested
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>>37432720

Go down the front at a gig
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>>37432715
>he wants to be normal
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Bailey is cute

CUTE
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>>37432720
A normal person doesn't need a massage parlour to get human contact.
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>>37432771
She's got deformed knees so she stands like a pigeon.
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>>37432768
no i dont? what a strange projection

state of you tbqh
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>>37432757
What made you decide to gear up?

How many years you been lifting?
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>>37432715
Definitely. Reproductive freedoms and a wider sexual market leaves the majority in the dust.
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>>37432811
>odd knees
>4/10
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>>37432508

>>37432486
>the waifu fags pretty much exclusively talk about prison gay stuff

We can talk about other stuff if you like anon, how about in the next thread we compare and contrast the means by which diacylglyerol and phorbol esters interact with protein kinase C?
>>
>My own house is a captcha option

Lads.

Help.
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>>37432859

about 5.

My genetics are just absolute shit and my progress is garbage as a natty.

Once I took steroids I leaned out, finally filled up my shoulders and arms and could eat WAY more food and not turn into a fatass.

Being a natural lifter is like working as the guy carrying shit in the warehouse for barely past minimum while the owner/CEO sitting in his office "working" on his social media games making 6-7 figures.
>>
>>37432893
>how about in the next thread we compare and contrast the means by which diacylglyerol and phorbol esters interact with protein kinase C?

why would the majority of the people here want to discuss something that they have not studied?

calm down and stop being edgy and autistic
>>
>>37432954
Hope you've got a post-it on your webcam lad
>>
>>37432893
I want to sniff your Nymph.
>>
>cooked myself a proper meal for the first time in months
I might just make it as a functioning human being after all
>>
>>37432954
kek a park on my street was a captcha, got a bit creeped out
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEc7eHlEWGY

So fucking good. So much better than the shite that was Beady Eye.
>>
how the fuck can i meet girls lads?
other than tinder ofc
>>
>>37432967
do people actually do this? why would some elitist want to randomly watch people doing fuck all but fucking around on the internet. i doubt their lives are interesting enough to watch
>>
>>37432992
>Go to a place that interests you
>See pretty girl
>Strike up conversation about that topic

EZ
>>
>>37432992
only other way is some sort of club or through friends, and work.

obviously their is pubs and clubs but i think that is such a shitty environment to meet new people
>>
>brother gave me a bunch of aftershaves and cologne
>never used them and just decided to smell one
>smells very nice and contemplating using it from now on

time to get me a gf lads
>>
Feeling pretty sad lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vCnzP8WL2w
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>>37432958

>talking about protein kinases is edgy

Anon there are over 550 kinases in the human proteome, it's a subject about which everyone should have in-depth knowledge. This is stuff you need in everyday life.
>>
>>37433110
you're in the right place mate. What's bothering you?
>>
>>37433058
Which ones?

original
>>
>Always get extremely horny the day before I get flu
>Suddenly extremely horny today

This isn't a good sign lads
>>
>>37432508
i have no idea lad. have you asked jeeves?
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>>37433171

Quick, have a fap before it's too late
>>
>>37433148
A year ago I ruined probably my last chance of having a relationship and I cant stop thinking about it. I think I'm going to torture myself about it forever.
>>
Might get some pet pigeons lads. Reckon I should?
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>>37433159
The one I smelt was a lacoste one in a bottle that looks built up of a lot squares. I also got some joop one, one called one million and a hugo boss one in a red bottle. I haven't smelt the others yet, too busy on siege
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>>37432508
is this any help
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/forums/t/532306/using-a-wireless-usb-adapter-as-an-access-point/
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>>37433119
lads its the fact that you expect the average person here to have knowledge on it or be interested. you know you were purposefully being edgy. its like me asking someone to discuss the works of some arbitrary author.
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>>37433023
>a place that interests you
like fucking what, go a walk in the park and chat to a qt?
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>>37433194
i feel the same way sometimes. im 23 and never had a relationship. its got the point now were women will expect me to have had plenty of relationship and know what i am doing.

i cant even be ased anymore. women very rarely try and it puts me off
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>traded my youth for 10k

Good trade or no?
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>>37433206
>Literal pleb cologne

>>37433270
Why not? If she vibin'
>>
>>37433307

Mine cost me more than that so yeah, you're up at least 20k on me
>>
>>37433307
Youth is only ever fun in retrospect
>>
>>37433312
>>Literal pleb cologne
Eh my brother is a normie who probably got them all of his gf, they were free tho so I'm not complaining
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>>37433337
t. seven mc pleban
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>>37433281
I'm 30 and the only advice I can give is lie if you have to and dont be afraid to take chances.
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How does anyone here outside of london even manage to survive being in an inbred hick/chav/working class environment?

If fucking manchester, the 2nd biggest area in england can't even sell you clothes outside of hoodies/fifa shit/sweatpants and shitty formalwear how the fuck do people even dress in a place like brum or leeds?

I mean yeah ok in devon/cornwall it's ok to dress up as a farmer or fisherman 364 days of the year(maybe wear something civilized on your birthday) but holy shit there are a couple of big cities outside of london too you know.
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>>37432882
Not trying to be excessively picky here anon. I just can't stand grown women standing knock kneed and pigeon toed trying to make out like they're a super-duper cute likkle 5 year old girly.
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>>37433354
Post is gone. You look silly now. I win again.
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>>37433377
Ah I thought she had some disorder tbqh lad, if shes purposely putting that pose on them yeah it's retarded
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>>37433389
shit he's right i'd better delete my post too
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>>37433357
i lied to the first girl i had a sexual relationship with. i did not tell her i was a virgin, i told her i had not done anything with a girl for a few years.

i will lie again if i can without any rebounds
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>>37432893
show us your feet lad madotsuki is a prude
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>>37433119
Absolutely anon. The person ahead of me in the queue in Tesco was standing staring into space with his headphones on so I poked him in the ribs until he took his headphones off and said "You look so bored. What is your opinion on the means which diacylglyerol and phorbol esters interact with protein kinase C?" It was fascinating, even the woman on the till joined in the conversation, and the security guards.
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>>37433205
Yes! This is Keith Flint. He lives in the house with me.
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>tfw no INFP gf
or any kind of gf tbqh
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blimey lads, the CK2 game of thrones mod is pretty mental, just bummed a load of men then fed them to the lions
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>>37433401
Maybe she has got a disorder, whatdoyoucallit, they used to be called spastics? Whatever the polite word is now, maybe she's got that but she took her calipers off to pose for the pic.
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>>37433672
>tfw too dumb for CK2
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>>37433527
hi pigeon boy
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>>37433715
if you have any interest in AGOT just play that. if you play as character from the books then it basically turns the game into a visual novel, not very challenging but you get crazy stories
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>>37433354
>>37433389
Why was 37433337 deleted
I really want a good explanation as it seems harmless and if somone is being as petty as to get such a post banned without good reason its no wonder /britfeel/ is dying
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>>37433527
If you say Keith flint does he come running
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>>37433719
Hi. I'm not a flat capped northerner as everyone on here assumes btw, I take in orphaned and injured birds for rehabilitation but Keith preferred to stay with me.

Why do you want some pigeons, anon?
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>>37433527
you realise wild birds are often covered in fleas?
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>>37433832
what kind of birbs have you taken in?
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>>37433826
He's only Keith Flint when he's being introduced, the rest of the time he's just Keith but yes, he does come if I call him. He's never very far away though, he's usually on my desk or if we go out he's on my shoulder.
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>>37433715
you genuinely aren't, just get in game and learn as you go along, as long as you keep making heirs you can keep playing
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>>37433789
The best tl;dr I can give you is that you've read too far into the situation.
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>>37433850
Keith bathes everyday and I regularly dust him with mite powder, he's very clean and as he doesn't mingle with other birds he has no opportunity to catch fleas or mites.
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>>37433886
>>37433832
I just want to tell you how adorable I find this.
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>>37433857
Ranging from wagtails, sparrows and blue tits on the small end of the scale to a buzzard last Christmas. The bigger the bird is, the easier it is to look after. The wagtails were a nightmare.
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>>37433983
you ever managed to look after a cockatoo?
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>>37433895
Yeah hopefully just tired and getting paranoid just putting off going to bed as its too hot and sticky in my room, and not hot and sticky in the nice way
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>>37433991
gay lads like to cockapoo ha ha
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just a night out with the lads..lol
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>>37433964
Thank you! He's a real character, I had him from when he was less than a fortnight old and he identifies me as his parent. I can't imagine life without him now.
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MORAL MAN!
This is ideology man. I chalange you to a dabate, one on one. Any place, any time.
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>>37434012
our dogs called a cockapoo..

mixture of a cocker spaniel and a poodle.
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>>37434022
It amazes me that even when older men dress up as women, they look better than old women
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>>37434022
i hate that i find this kind of hot
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not even into traps just looking at random shit on image fap.
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>>37434042
>>37434055
>the absolute state of /britfeel/
>>37434074
got a source for this?
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>>37434025
Fuckin cute
Do you scritch him like you would a dog?
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>>37434074

Traps would be fit if they didnt have cocks
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Threads gone back to comfy without tilde posting
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>>37433991
I've never had a domesticated bird, I once wanted a hyacinth macaw but they're thousands of bongs and Keith is just as entertaining.

A talking bird would be awesome, though. I know someone with a crow that mimics the plip of a car central locking, it does it to make him get up and look out the window to see who's arrived.
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>>37434100
If they didn't have the best part? I love the figures and femininity of women but god damn vaginas are ugly
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>>37434086
nah, but im sure you could find that shit if you wanted it badly enough.

I was just browsing anal but lot of trap shit in their.
>>37434022
personally I find this hilarious.
theyre all so masculine, but so desperate for a woman theyre fucking each other.
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>>37434125
i was just wondering about cockatoos specifically because i have heard that a few times a day they enjoy just going a bit nuts and screaming loud so was wondering if youve ever had to deal with neighbours tired of hearing bird screams
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>>37434143
I found it lad dw cheers anyways though, sadly she only seems to be sexy in that set you posted
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>>37434161
>>37434161
>>37434161

new thread with completely original comment
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Night Night my fellow britfags especially the fags
Will be thinking of you
Have a nice comfy night
As they say on esforse remember birds are important
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>>37434176

>>37434176

>>37434176


Neweditionlads

rogingidngd
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>>37429265
Only gays here lad, move on
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>>37434089
Sort of, he's got a sensitive spot on the back of his neck and if I tickle it he goes into a zoned-out pigeon trance.

He riffs me by nuzzling his beak between my fingers, apparently all birds do this. Given the chance he'd do it for hours.
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>>37429575
>2003
>4000 years ago
;(
Not original
;(
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>>37434154
I've heard cockatoos can be hard work, african greys can be total bastards too. I think it depends on how the bird was raised initially, if it gets used to a human very early on they're more tame. Much like any animal really, my cat was feral when I got her as a kitten and had never been touched by a human, it's taken 12 years to get to the point of coming when I call her but she has never once sat on my lap.

I don't have a problem with neighbours complaining, I live in a barn conversion in the middle of nowhere but generally speaking wild birds aren't very noisy, I never heard a peep out of the buzzard.
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>>37431443
No it doesn't bother me at all. It used to but I've been through some dark stuff and the fear has permanently left now. I feel like shit most of the time so it will be kind of a relief. Not saying I'm depressed but I understand it. When I'm old i will definitely be looking forward to it like the grandpa in south park.

I think of death as just returning to the universe. My life was just my shift at existing, and after this I'm back on holiday.
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