What's your most unusual sexual experience?

>>37426968
Well this one time... oh wait. I'm a virgin.

I had sex once. It was very unusual.

>>37426968
The one where I didn't have any

>sexual experience

I'm sorry, I don't follow you.

>>37426968
I think you took a wrong turn somewhere, you know what board you're on?

you're going to want to post this on literally any other board if you want replies
leave my board please, thanks

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one tim i toch pee pee an it made goo goo

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>>37426968

A girl hugged me once, it was pretty weird.


>Feels good to be a Chad.

>>37426968
For some reason a girl was sensually rubbing her hands on my thigh and I did the same to her.

was on a bender with a girlfriend of roughly 4 months

we drank all night, did cocaine, continued drinking into the day. we went to get food and she got horny, ended up parking behind a housing complex in my small black car and tried fucking in there but it was way too hot + car was shaking and it was like 1 in the afternoon.

ended up going into a small forested area with a trail on the side of the road and fucking in the bushes, drunk as shit, getting dirty as all hell. literally a minute after i busted two people came up the trail walking their dog.

the girl was so ashamed of it but i got my nut so i wasn't bummed.

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Nice shitpost, with a touch of cruelty.