> tfw got caught fapping to a bdsm slave porn by my roommate

>>37424684
Is it really so hard to set a keyboard macro to alt-f4 the window you are browsing?

It's saved my ass once or twice.

>actually thinking this is more than just a funny thing that happened
This is the part where you realize you're autistic, also
>Sharing a room
What are you, a woman?

>>37424707
i live in a dorm and i had to compensate the impulse to kill myself in any way available

if that bothered you then i'm sorry

why don't you go fuck yourself

>>37424707
How the fuck does sharing a room equate to being a woman? Holy fuck the people on this fucking website are so out of touch it's baffling. It's like you have 0 interaction with the real world outside of anime and tv shows but simultaneous are under the impression that you understand things

>>37424703
it didn't work because my computer is shit and won't work well if it's just turned on

i think i had to resort to other alternatives such as turning off the monitor itself but i was not conscious enough to realise what was going on

>>37424770
Then don't fap after you've just turned it on. And maybe go into the startup settings and turn some shit off.

>>37424750
t. Extremely mad poor person with no money

>>37424750
This. OP is clearly in uni or something.

>>37424801
yeah probably that's what i should have done in the first place

i hate it when i end up with a bunch of hindsight

sad man. just sad

>>37424809
Good job anon, you sure showed me. Congrats, I'm sure you worked for everything you own and don't just leach off of your parents. Useless fuck, I can just tell you're fat and ugly. But no, I live on the top floor of a luxury condo, actually.

>>37424840
>Living in a condo
How can one man be this broke?

>>37424852
lol whatever man, trolling on the internet won't make you less of a fat loser, not wasting anymore time replying to you

>>37424876
I don't usually talk to people who don't run their own business anyway.

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>>37424684
They invented these for a reason ya know

Your roommate is definitely an asshole for not knocking though