Is any other Anon who is obsessed with titcows?

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>>37423855
>Tfw no Hitomi GF

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>>37423855
Knew a hucow cosplayer once at collage. she was uber-QT.

no idea where she went though

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>>37423855
TFW chestlets will one day be a thing of the past

boobs are icky

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>>37423855
Always knew this QT ginger mute girl called Eleanor
she was a natural lactator and thus was also a hucow because of the swelling

she ended up getting into meth and now im helping her back through it. she went from average sized to anorexic.

Bumping for titcows

I need em anons

I'm obsessed with paizuri.

>>37424787
I feel you but with Princessdust

are you guys going to have this thread every day? kek

>>37424960
Yes, yes we are anon

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Post moar hucows anons

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>>37423855
posting some crackers lads

>>37424224
what makes you say that?

origimi

>>37424366
maybe you could feed her back to titcow size and have sex with her

>>37425640
the avarage cup size is gradually increasing,. soon chestlets will be out of existence

>>37425558
wow those are perfect wtf sauce

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jkhui8

>>37425703
>>37425723
>>37425715
These women are revolting

>>37424248
>nigga_u_gay.mp4

>>37425739
Thatsthepoint.tiff

>>37425664
do you mean as in people are getting increasingly overweight?

>>37425739
Agreed fhdiebdj

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>>37423855
2d is better originally

>>37425823
This anon is originally right tbqhwy

>>37425558

I would marry a woman who had these tits, even if she only had a 6/10 face

>>37425849
poor bait desu

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oiokjp

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ujgyfe45

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iukiuk

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>>37425849
they look like bad fakes

these are the kind of tits you marry over

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>>37423855
I desperately want to play with a big ol' pair of titties.

I'll post some more big titty .webms if that one anon stops posting ugly women. Either that or someone can send a big titty gf to the UK for me.

>>37426157
>Princessdust HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


please post moar

>>37426157

whats stopping you from getting an escort?

Ive seen several big titted ones

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I wish Anri didn't retire.

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>>37426157
MOAER DUST MOAR MOAR MNOAR MOAR

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>>37426179
Sorry it's so low res. But if it were bigger, it would probably break the mediocre file limit.
Here's her with some worthless, jealous chestlet.

>>37426185
I'll probably have to abandon all pride eventually and go for one. Try to accept that's just how my life has to be and all that. I'd really prefer not to have to pay a woman for it.

>>37426260
I don't know why but this greasy scrub always gives me a slight boner for some reason

>>37426260
Princessdust and loliichan

ayy lad ye did well

>>37426260
>some worthless, jealous chestlet
how is she jealous? she's the one getting to suck on the other girl's boobs and not you, kek

>>37426260
I love how much her tits have grown compared to how she is now

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>>37426290
That's pretty mean, m8. It's true, but still.

Just this last blonde one and then no more. I need to go wallow in despair that there are no tits within reach.

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I've been obsessed since I was about 13 years old

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>>37426368
>13

late bloomer there

Ive been a titfag since I was about 5

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I fapped to porn a lot beforehand, but I think getting into anime made my obsession even stronger, because there's so many huge tits in the medium.

>>37426426
what is this, amateur hour?
I've been sucking on titties since literally day one

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Don't die, it's titty hour every hour.

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>>37426353
>>37426260
Post moar dust pls

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>>37426876
>tfw Anri was born in the same UK city as me
Oh the cosmic possibilities.

I really wish she did more solo stuff. She was almost exclusively hardcore. Such a waste.

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>>37426973
No, that tripshit hurt my feelings. You'll have to make do with this, instead. Or maybe I'll just post fat girls with big tits. Put the cow back in titcow.

>>37427168
What you on about anon?

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>>37427097
Wouldn't it be a waste if she only did solo? That's how I feel about cam whores like Tessa Fowler.

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>>37427320
I don't like men and dicks in my porn. It doesn't do it for me.

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>>37427168
>that tripshit hurt my feelings
first, i don't even have a trip
second, you got your feelings hurt by a literal chestlet. sad!

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FLAT CHEST > TITCOW

Only people who like titcows are the obese because it justifies their FAT.

>>37427571
what if you're flat chested and love titcows?

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>>37427533
That's a good point, I really should have said namescum.
But still, why be so mean? Is it because you're unhappy that you don't have boobs? It's okay, nameshit. Someone will love you.

>>37427617
i already said in the thread last night that i talk to a titcow almost every day. i'm not jealous of big boobs

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>>37427571
Hotaru has infinitely more sex appeal than Saya.

I love them to a certain point. Beyond a J cup it starts to look silly

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>>37427681
taek that back NOW!

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>>37427662
Oh, the lesbian. You know, we didn't need to have this unnecessary altercation. Could've just enjoyed tits together in peace.

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>>37427494
You're forced to use your imagination more I guess, but I find watching it all play out hotter. I just get frustrated when a girl with god-tier tits isn't wrapping them around a dick. Even a fake dick; I have good faps to Lovely Lilith's videos.

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>>37427760
Saya would be a good wife, but Hotaru is on a whole other level.

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>>37427779
i'm probably like the only lesbian here who's a fan of titcows so of course i'm going to be aggressive with you guys

How do I get a girl to cosplay when we fuck like in japanese porn??

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>>37427857
I can understand that but, honestly, there's not much threat here.

How much cow you like in your titcows?
And post pics of this titcow friend.

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>>37423855
they're alright

origorig

>>37426036

I want to marry her tits

>>37427937
ok, well, i'm always cautious around guys, just saying

i can handle a little bit of chub but that girl in your webm is too much for me

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>>37428132
That's a pity. You can find some really great tits on some fat chicks. Not all of them, of course.

Post your idea of great tits. Let's see if lesbos are capable of correct taste.

>>37427807
>I just get frustrated when there's no dick to go with some god-tier tits
sir examine your sexuality

>>37427662
>i already said in the thread last night
because we read everything you post and you're the most recognizable poster. We religiously follow the archive to filter all posts that are not made by you. Kill yourself faggot larping as a girl.

>>37428232
in the time it took you to make this embarrassingly cringy post you could've already found my previous posts in the archives

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can lesbians truly appreciate great tits?

>>37428303
implying what I want to do with my life is look for the posts of a namecunt so I will be able to follow their blog posts

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>>37428352
unf, yeah, those are amazing. the ratio between bust and waist really helps

>>37428361
then don't? lol

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>>37428352
Only big men with big dicks like us can truly appreciate great tits, anon.

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>>37428405

have you ever sucked on tits

>>37428426
nope, i'm a total virgin. most people don't even know i'm a lesbian.

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>>37428221
I get more turned on by the clear image of what I want to do to the girl in porn.

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>>37428426
Don't bother paying attention to that attention-seeker, anymore. If it's not going to contribute image and .webms to the thread then it can fuck off.

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sole reason why I havent offed myself yet is because cowtits exist

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>see hot girls with huge tits
>dick = diamonds
>find out she's had a reduction and her boobs used to be bigger
>dont even want to look at her again

anyone else?

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I love titcows

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>>37428489
sorry that you're so triggered by a girl in your safe space. maybe consider therapy? it's not healthy to be so mad at women

if you want me to contribute, i really love chyna chase and a few other girls on instagram

>>37428590
thats not me

cowtits are cancer
please rape my face

Just want a size K gf. Idc if she's fat or ugly. The tits are all that matters

>>37428613
kek, if you're this mad, maybe it really is time for me to put on a trip

>>37428631
why are you replying to yourself
whats your malfunction

>>37428499
>>37428489
>>37428352
>>37427494
I would wife them SO HARD

>>37425823
MUH DICK

ORIGINALLY YOURS

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>>37428644
well i've upgraded from being a namefag to a tripfag now, hope you're happy anon! just remember you're the one who caused this to happen :)

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>>37428702
>look im even more retarded now
>jokes on you
lmao

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>>37428590
This is why no-one respects gays. You're not in the safe-space, you're not being a special and unique person, you're not threatening the patriarchy. You're just attention-seeking.

If you put up a pic of some big tits with each post, there would be no problem.

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>>37428730
i can't imagine why girls don't want you, anon. maybe your dick just isn't big enough?

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>shitposting in a cowtits thread

Sad!

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>>37428702

do you ever touch other girls tits "for fun"

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>>37428769
>goes straight for dick insults
>attacks me on one thing that is my good point
holy roast
youre the equivalent of 4 inches you genetic trash
at least post some cowtits, i know they wont be yours though genelet

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>>37428769

says the FEMALE virgin

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>>37428767
if you want that then why don't you just go to /s/? i'm confused. i came here to talk about titcows with my own personal experiences, not just so you can image dump

>>37428843
ok, so? i know you guys value female virginity

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>>37428866
Talk while posting your faves. There's a difference between that and a dump.

This .webm will significantly improve the quality of life of anyone who watches it, guaranteed.

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>>37428866

as a woman youve no excuse for still being a virgin

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>>37428834
>genelet
Truly the higher, evolved man's form of insult.

I hope you have blue eyes, brother.

>>37428991
Who is she? Originally Origy

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Tittyfucking Hitomi all night.

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>>37429047
Unless I've gotten confused, it should be Tessa Fowler.

I think she's actually got a particularly lewd webcam vid out there, somewhere. Happy hunting.

>>37428866
You are a lesbian though so you're a subhuman.
I'd kill you with my bare hands if I wouldn't go to jail for it and if you didn't have whiteknights protecting your worthless ass.

>>37429183
>whiteknights
mind showing me where? i think you're making things up

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>all these huge tits
>Tfw will never suckle on any of them

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>>37429273
Anon, you will. Have faith. Some day, your suffering will be rewarded. Just have faith.

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>>37429310
Wishful thinking is nice. But, perhaps, one day.

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>>37429273
>tfw you will never have a full harem of lesbian titcows
truly the worst feel

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How do you feel about inverted nipples?

>>37428590
>girl
And this right here is where all this bullshit stems from. I hope this is bait.

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>>37429878
Not really a fan. There would be nothing to twist or bite or play with. Nothing to put pegs on. It's like a mouse with no buttons or a gamepad with no analog stick.

Unless her nipples pop back out when aroused/cold. Don't know if that happens.

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>>37428465
that man titfucks like a fag

Do women even like having their tits sucked?

I had a gf years ago who let me suck 'em, but I never got the feeling she enjoyed it as much as I did.

>>37429995
>where all this bullshit stems from
you mean the harassment i've received in this thread for being flat and a lesbian? i just wanted to talk about big tits

>tfw browsing this thread as a AA cup chestlet

FUck this life. This must be how short guys feel. Why didn't I go through proper puberty and grow boobs? damn it. It's not my fault i'm genetic shit.

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Do you pity chestlets?

They don't have it so bad, really. They can still get by. But life must be so unfulfilling.

>>37429878
I like em very much!

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>>37430148
i'm also an AA cup but i don't mind. i like big boobs on other girls, having them or not having them isn't really an issue for me.

also i think plenty of guys like flat chests so try another thread if you're looking for that?

>>37430168
>life must be so unfulfilling
not really. i get to wear dresses and be cute, which is always fun! big boobs would just be a hassle on my body type

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>>37430129
you couldve talked about big tits without talking about your musty hole and inadequate tits

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>>37430148
>tfw no chestlet gf to bully about her no boobs
I would have a lot of fun poking at her chest and saying how she seems to be missing something.

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that feel when cowtits gf who walks around all day in a onesie with no bra on and makes me want to rape her constantly

>>37430120

depends on the woman. i love it

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>>37430271
and you could've talked about big tits without needing to harass flat girls but it seems you're determined to stay a bitter virgin forever.

>>37430365
not sexy if you're a guy, sorry.

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I love titcows but I also have accepted the fact that I'm a hypocrite if I hate on a girl who likes big dicks.

>>37430427
>and you could've talked about big tits without needing to harass flat girls

i'd settle for that shitposter actually posting cow tits instead of plastic tits. nobody likes him

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>>37430427

stop pretending you dont enjoy being builled
you have fantasies about being titcucked

>>37430398
How big are your breasts? What does it feel like?

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>tfw I'm a good cow who remembers to milk herself 3 times daily

I'm doing my best!! I'm proud of myself!!

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>>37430503
I've been posting a lot of the big titties and bullying chestlets, but do you want to know a secret? I like all breast sizes. From titcow down to DFC.

Oh, and if anyone likes Tessa Fowler, go look for the vids of her with her sister and proceed to rip your dick off.

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>>37430521
i do like being bullied! but i also like to be the one doing the bullying

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>>37430568
Where do you even get a big titty gf to milk, lewdly?

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>>37430568
Oh hey, it's the cow again!

>>37430603
Tbh I only got into it when I gained weight (I went from 115 to about 185 and that's where I've been for a few years, I'm extremely happy with it) and my boobs started to like, leak a little on their own??

And just the whole cow girl aesthetic makes me feel good about being chubby and short.

>>37430642
>tfw too socially inept to have a milky gf

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>>37430642
i like chubby titcows! are you bi or les by any chance?

>>37430707
Pan is probably most accurate but with a very strong preference for women!! Though I do like dick lots too. I just could never see myself in an ltr with a dude, and almost definitely won't, so.

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>>37430569
Did Tessa do anything with a phallic object besides that cam show where she's titfucking a cucumber?

>>37430562

38 DD
feels orgasmic basically.

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>>37430734
>tfw my army of titcows is growing
men BTFO

>>37430707
>>37430734
My email is [email protected] if you wanna talk outside of this thread, I'd prefer it honestly!!

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>>37430642
If you're in the UK and single then I'll milk the fuck out of you.

Maybe I'll milk the chestlet, too, by rolling a heavy weight over her. Squeeze her out.

>>37430800
i have some things i need to do tonight but maybe i can contact you tomorrow?

>>37430853
Sure! Its always fun to have friends who are enthusiastic about this thing ;__;

>>37428702
Welcome, tripfriend.

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>>37430801
>implying i didn't just steal your girl
that's what you get for making fun of chestlets, anon!
>>37430867
of course! as soon as i have free time i'll send you an email~

>>37430784
That sounds nice.. I don't know the odds and ends to wooing a woman, I wish I was better at being social to woo a woman. It's just a pipe dream right now.

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>ex-girlfriend use to have sensitive extremely sensitive breasts
>Suckled on them every day when I went to her apartment
>sometimes we fell asleep together while I was nursing from her
>C cups that she had moved up in size to the point where she couldn't fit in her bra anymore


It was great in that aspect, I'll always miss her for bonding about breasts, suckling and whatnot.

Hopefully 2d is okay.

>>37430801
I'm American but if I ever make the mistake of being on rainy fascism island I'll be sure to check in with you!!

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>>37430918
Fucking insidious chestlets. Sneaking through gaps much thinner than they should be able to fit through.
No-one sees you coming until it's too late. Pry apart a busty girls tits just to find you were already lurking in their cleavage and had built a home there.

>>37430953
How did some us fail in life to not understand how to get a girlfriend? I wish I knew where I went wrong.

>>37430996
Honestly I don't even know, she asked me out one day randomly.

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>>37430963
See you then, m8. I'll buy you on the muzzie slave markets of the future.

>>37431016
How did you two meet? Blucks

>>37431046
I worked a part time shitty job at a restaurant when I was 19, She was 22.

Now I am a turboNEET.

>>37431075
Who talked to who first? Who initiated?

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MOOOOOO MOOOOOO
I want to gag on your uddercocks

>>37431112
>uddercocks

This is the grossest word what the fuck

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>>37431091
She spoke to me first, she was my manager and trained me there.

Then she asked me out 2 months later.

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>>37431120
GIVE ME YOUR NIPPLESEMEN

>>37431132
What the, how did it end? Why?
You could have had something beautiful.

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>>37431120
SLURPSLURPSSLUUUURRRRP YUMMY TITSPERM

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>>37431132
You lucky, lucky fucker. Everyone at my bloody workplace is married or soon-to-be married.

>>37431149
As long as they don't start shitting...

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>>37431207
It was the standard female routine:

She started off being real sweet, empathetic, more on the dominant side, and then started
whining non-stop about irrelevant garbage for hours at a time, became a submissive slut that just wanted to have her brains fucked out by me, lied about some minor shit which pissed me off, and became far too moody.

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>>37431231
HAHAHAHAH. I see you like lowtest nipples. Fucking beta
YOU NEED A BIG UDDERCOCK.

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Titfuck
Tittyfuck
Titjob
Titwank
Breast sex
Mammary intercourse
Paizuri

>>37431257
That really sucks man. But what can I say? I'm 24 and a loveless man. At least you got to experience a relationship with a girl.

>>37431288
I absolutely love giving paizuri but I really, really hate every english term for it. Thank god for japanese I guess

>>37431335
Is a relationship really something people make it out to be?

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>>37431335
How big are your tits?

Original

>>37431378
I'm not sure what you think they're like, honestly. For me its just like living with my best friend?? And just always having somebody who shares a lot of your interests to talk to and snuggle and hug and just, be there for each other. Its great. Its not some existentially mindset changing thing, though?

>>37431398
36E! I was a DD until like 2015 and they've swollen up a lot since then

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>>37431398
Sounds very paizuriable.

>>37431468
It sounds great - I have yet to find someone like that with a great set of boobs... Love seems impossible.

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>>37431532
Meant for >>37431468

Time to fap again.

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>>37431468
Post timestamp proving you're a woman or GTFO.
I don't want to be turned on by some guy fucking getting his rocks off pretending to be a girl.

>>37431468
Here's to hoping that's realistically achievable.

Maybe someone will like me.

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>>37431582
>>37431532
Ask for verification you gullible faggot. There are a ton of men on here who get off on Roleplaying as a girl.

>>37431631
I'm close to giving up. I don't understand how to get close to anyone.

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>>37431468
Post pics and time stamp.

Oregano

>>37431631
>>37431650
This attitude, while understandable, doesn't help at all! I'm not saying fake being positive, but at least try to be, you know??

>>37431741
I just got out of the shower and deeeeeefinitely don't want to take a picture of myself; would me saying something into vocaroo suffice instead

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>>37431802
After-shower tits would make a good picture--tits or GTFO

>>37431851
That would make me intensely uncomfortable so no thank you, sorry!!

>>37431802
If I could just understand what's wrong with me.

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>>37431851
that's odd, i wonder why titcows don't like you, anon? you're /such/ a gentleman!

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>>37431887
If you're comfortable enough to talk about them, you should be comfortable enough to show them.

>>37431895
Honestly have you considered being treated for depression because a lot of what you say comes off as untreated depression. And if you already are, maybe consider switching meds or something?

>>37431924
No - I'm not going to be subjected to pharmaceuticals or psychiatrists. They're both useless.

>>37431923
This doesn't follow at all, and I've posted clothed pictures of them here before. Here I'll literally even post this one (http://i.imgur.com/VVaxyE4.jpg), I just don't want to take a new one. I guess deal with it??

I do like showing off, just not in a weird coerced way like you're doing, you kinda fucked it up dude.

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>>37431923
do you have any idea how to talk to a woman? at all? even for a robot you're pathetic

>>37431966
l-lewd

>>37431963
Well that's unfortunate, not sure how to help if you flatly refuse professional help too. That's dumb as hell.

>>37432043
I'm not depressed. And I've read enough articles about how bad antidepressants are. I've been to a psychiatrist in high school. Honestly, I'm just bad with people.

>>37432021
Right? You gotta sweet talk me before I'll be a slut for you!! Its not that difficult, honestly! Make me comfortable and I'd be happy to share lots. I don't think thats that ridiculous

>tfw the flat lesbian steals your titty proto-gf
I'll get my fucking revenge, mate. You'll see.

>>37431966
Oh you, I remember you from a thread from before.

If i remember correctly, you mentioned you got into this type of stuff through some tv show?

Also
>tfw no chocolate milk producing gf

>>37432102
>implying she's the only titcow i've stolen from men
my titcow harem comes closer and closer to fruition every day!
but i really need to finish this uni work before i can set up an email to contact her ;_;

>>37432128
TV show? No, that's not me. I just got into it because I got chubby and was initially feeling bad about it but then basically discovered the cow girl tag on dan/gelbooru and it helped me a lot!

I guess its embarrassing to come to a Fetish Awakening through the need to shore up my self esteem but whatever, I'm happy!!

>>37432189
Ohh, okay.

There was another cowtits black chick that posted here before, thought you were her.

>>37432208
Uhh not that I'm like, offended or anything at the idea but I'm a white girl?? Where do you get the impression I'm black from that picture?

>>37432149
I wouldn't even bother with uni. Wouldn't need it once the harem is complete. Just sell bottles of milk for money.

But don't do that. Focus on your studies and abandon this pointless pursuit of women. Get some cats, they're really much better.

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>>37432338
reeeeeeeee, why'd you have to say that anon??

my dream is to abandon uni and become a guitarist while traveling with my harem of busty girls, and now you just made me sad

I wish I was a cute girl with huge tits.
Giving paizuri looks like so much fun. I mean I guess I could grow manboobs but that's hardly the same.

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Being a titcow is the greatest prize in the genetic lottery.

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>>37433506
And yet some girls eliminate it.

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This girl is the perfect body type

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Titfag here. I shot my first load to milena velba back in 2004.

My mom breastfed me for a long time maybe that is what made me love tits

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>>37425766
well with genetic therapy we will breed out titless wonders in the womb

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>>37426282
because she looks like she would blow you for a pack of smokes and a $20

>>37427937
dors was a 10/10 before she got fat and had a reduction

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>>37428590
snacks gif