So, /r9k/ are you up to spec?

Dicklets, how can they can even compete?

>Hitting the cervix
You people don't deserve to breed.

No.
However, all the other ways that I am inadequate mean that I'll never get the chance to disappoint a woman with my inadequate penis anyway.

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LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIB HAHAHAH XD

I can't cum unless I'm hitting it like in the last picture. It's honestly completely different. The pressure/friction is way stronger on top of the glans, right where it connects to the shaft.
You just have to be careful because if you hit the cervix head on you might hurt the girl.
I'd recommend you all to have a large penis, feels pretty good desu

Doesn't getting poked in the cervix hurt quite a lot?

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>>37423069
dicklet detected

100010010100001000

>>37423019
I'm 7.5" x 5.5". It works. My wife is in pain if I don't take it slow, and when I go balls deep I can feel the head hitting against the inner wall of her vagoo so yea, it does the trick.

>>37423057
It's fun when she tries to crawl backwards over the bed because you do though. Also couldn't robots solve this simply by not getting the girl aroused at all?

>>37423019
One of the only areas of my life I am.

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>>37423160
This is actually wrong. Women get the most amount of pleasure when your urethra and heir cervix are kissing each other.

I know it hurts when the cervix gets poked hard, but what about slow, gentle pressure against it?

I mean I obviously wouldn't want to get jabbed in the balls, but very gently squeezing them feels good.

>>37423191
>roidceps
>whacky keyboard
hmm

>>37423310
Dear Iord.

>>37423310
I wish this was possible.
I want to cum directly into the uterus.

>>37423507
It's technically possible but unlikely. Your urethra can technically line up with her cervix, opening to opening, and shoot directly in there.

In practice though it's probably never going to happen.

>>37423605
>In practice though it's probably never going to happen.
I would be willing to keep trying, as many times as it takes.

>>37423161
that's what they tell dicklets to not feel inadequate.
>>37423310
>dat pic
why

>>37423019
I dunno and don't care I only fuck dudes anyways

When accactly is a cock a big enough cock for this? I'm 18 cm

>>37424743
sorry, lil'dicky

>>37423019
>falling for the sex meme
you fucking embarrassments should be ashamed. There's literally nothing to gain from losing your virginity. I've never touched a girl in my life and because of that, I am capable of feats you can only dream of accomplishing. Are any of you capable of releasing lightning out of your fingertips? Can you open rifts to other dimensions? No, you can't because you decided that getting your dick wet was more important than being an all-powerful wizard. I remember when this board had dignity.

>>37423019
If you can't grow the d, shrink your gf.

>>37424799
Wisdom. Truth.

I can do this, hold her legs back and push in until I feel something against the end unable to budge. Then slowly rock back and forth putting pressure on it.

She cums multiple times within minutes, if I cum hard I can feel it pumping out, hitting the end and pushing up the sides of my cock. Most legit feeling of domination you can get.