Wake up, wagecuck. It is time to get up and get ready for your

>>37422568
Oh, hai there Mr. NEET, I've been up for hours. You see, I've discover that I do not need sleep to function normally, and therefore, have developed a hybrid lifestyle of both NEET and Wagie.

I work at night, and spend my days doing as I please.

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>>37422568
NEET STOP
I-ITS ALL I HAVE

>>37422639
Nightshift master race.
Work 5-12pm, get home and sleep, wake up 9pm and have a nice slow morning doing what I want with my disposable income.

>>37423281
>He thinks that's the night shift
Fuck you nigger. Unless you're working 10pm-6am you're not working nights.

>>37423302
Evening shift then.

I've done shifts like that before in warehouses but I couldn't hack the day-sleeping and perpetual tiredness. Also I like to at least have the option to socialise on my days off and not just wanna sleep all day.

Evening shift master race.

>>37423281
>Nightshift
>masterrace

are you dumb guy?
What race are you talking about, race is refered to humans.
Its like saying my favorite color is potato.
You are literally retard no wonder you are wage slave

>>37423364
Woah there sir I'm going to have to ask you to retract your previous statement because quite frankly you have well and truly ruffled my feathers.

It's a turn of phrase to suggest one thing is better than another and although traditionally it referred to race I am not using it in that context here and that's pretty obvious.

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>>37423364
Being this originally autistic.

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No coffee yet neet. Please wait till We've had our cups

>>37422568
Wagecuck here
have a nice day mr neet

>>37423339
They're not that bad and they tend to mesh better with university courses.
>Wake up at 9pm
>Work until 6am
>Go to class until 1pm
>Do chores and study until 3pm
>Sleep until 9pm
Only work 4 days a week though, and I have an actual sleep disorder so I'm always hopped up on stay-awake pills.

getting acupuncture done today with my neetbux I can't wait to see how it feels :)

>>37423593
Yeah when I was working nightshifts I took nootropics I got in the post from India and they worked really really well, so well in fact that they completely destroyed my sleeping pattern for 4 months.

>>37422568
She no talkie until I'm done with my morning shit. It's very important that I clear out all my feces before I begin my day