What is your creepiest fetish, /r9k/?

>>37421512
sh-should I say it here?

I want to get a gf and every time she takes a shit, I want to weigh it, measure it and photograph it and write it in a journal so I can keep a record of her shits.

Basically the pilot episode of star trek

>>37421555
this is the most underrated post ever posted on this website in the last 10 years.

>>37421512
I want to cuddle with my future wife and just ignore everything else in the world existed

>>37421512
anthropophagolagnia, preferably if there's oregano involved

Facesitting

oregano

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Lactation, who wouldn't love big engorged breasts filled with milk.

teleportation
like the yokujou bazooka hentai kind

I want a harem of obedient sex slave girls. Why is that too much to ask?

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>>37421512

1. Invent a time stopping device that can also restart time.
1b. Ensure I have an oxygen apparatus, as when time stands still so do air particles and that can be dangerous.
2. Set myself up at a place hot people congregate. Record my exact location, as when I unpause time it will be easy to track it back to me if they see someone jump a significant distance in no time at all.
3. Activate my device and put on my mask.
4. Undress most of the people in the store and have them sexually engage with one another.
5. Amass an audience of people from other stores.
6. Un-pause time, and relish the amount of embarrassment these people feel, as well as news coverage.

Alternatively, taking advantage of people without their knowing in a sexual manner.

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>>37421512
Panty soiling.

>pic related

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I'm a true blue pedophile so I'm creepy by default but one thing I do in particular is super creepy.

I like to take stealth pictures of random cute girls I found outside. Not like upskirts or anything, just regular old pictures. Then I go home and lay and bed and look at my bounty of little lolis. I print out out my favorite ones and I spend hours imagining them in different dresses and outfits. I fantasize about taking them on dates and cuddling them and kissing them in their perfect handpicked cute outfits.

Then I make sweet love to them for hours and hours in my head. I edge for so long my dick hurts.

Then when I orgasm, I cum all over the pictures. Drenching them in my cum and in my head I'm doing the same to actual loli.

It's my favorite thing to do on weekends. I'll spend like 4 hours outside just to get pictures. I had a good bounty recently because I got to see my little sister and I got to take as many pictures as I wanted. She's so beautiful, I went home and I spent hours fucking my onahole imagining her. I love her, I want to marry her. I want her to bear my children. Oh crap I need to fap again.

>>37421809
What the actual fuck.. I need to leave this place.

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>>37421809
what the fuck dude.......... stick to the 2d drawings
origninalalmlamd

Pet play but not just ordinary pet play they have to be traps but not ordinary traps traps 4,5 and under, or if their little girls imaging little girls in dog collars while I fuck them is the best, I think I need help but I can't help but loving them.

>>37421512
i feel like im the only one that finds pretty women wearing leather jackets hot

>>37421809
How old is she, rape her anon she's sounds too young to tell people.

>>37421809
>tfw you get associated with these freaks

>>37421895
akko is CUTE

>>37421809
Is this against the law? It has to be, surely there's laws against this.

>>37421809
The day of the rope can't come soon enough, freak. On that day, I will be sure to masturbate. Sure to masturbate to your beheaded corpse using the blood from your severed neck as lube MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hypnosis/mind control fetish is not creepy, is it?

>>37422003
It isn't but you won't see any cops defend you when a dad beats your ass.

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I have a thing for being abused or experimented upon by maladjusted scientists, doctors, etc.

I have a sorry collection of torture art and stories that I've inserted myself into, but it's not exactly a "popular fetish" unless you include the tongue-in-cheek shit from old pulp horror comics, and that isn't exactly my cup of tea.

>>37421582
This
I just want to hug some girl tight in a warm embrace and kiss her all over her face and neck before getting lost in her eyes for a bit and telling her I love her.
We're degenerates

I like pretending to be a little boy and having a grown up order me around, being forced to say "yes sir/ma'am" to whatever they say, no matter how embarrassing

I enjoy watching YouTube videos of little girls farting.

this thread was a mistake
orignaladsad

>>37421809
This pisses me off so fucking much, kill yourself you sick fuck.

>>37422081

You're a girl (female) right?

Jgfhkzgb

I want to be a massive flying beast like a griffin or dragon with extreme levels of intelligence that captures young virgin women and takes them to a massive self-sustaining subterranean complex where all the women are imprisoned. The women would all be stripped naked and would work moderate labor jobs to keep the society going. I would use my intelligence to educate the women in essential specialty jobs like medicine and to amass a massive library where all of my subjects could learn as they pleased. I'd make sure that the housing was comfortable and the food bountiful and delicious.

As the day came to a close I'd selectlively breed a small group of my subjects. My penis would be normal size as not to hurt them. I'd make sure only a small subset of the population is pregnant at any one time so that the society may continue to support itself. The bred subjects would give birth to my intelligent half-monster spawn, who will compose my army.

Any woman I capture and then learn to be a non-virgin will be immediately killed and given to my spawn army so that they learn to distinguish virgins and non-virgins. I'd also capture and integrate couples who lost their virginities to each other and widow(er)s who were in such relationships before their partners died, so that my army could recognize them.

Once my army of half-monsters is complete, I will unleash them on the world, and having been conditioned to do so, they will kill every who has lost their virginity and is no longer with their first partner (with exceptions for widows of course). This will leave only pure, wholesome people in the world.

I will then enforce monogamy, becoming celibate from thereon out to dedicate myself to global preservation, freeing my subjects to live in the new pure world. I and my army will purge any deviation from mutual virgin monogamy. And of course, everyone will be naked.

I know abduction and breeding are not uncommon fetishes. This is just my take on them.

>>37422086
>I'll have what they're having

Or at least I wish I could.

>>37422211
>>37421809
You two are definitely fucking with us.

>>37422211
i kinda actually like this one it seems pretty comfy desu

>>37422011
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>>37421629
I feel like more robots should be into lactation than there seem to be. 10/10 fetish

>>37421809
wew not this devoted but hold out anon robo loli may come in our lifetime

>>37422284
I'm not, little girls are my passion.

i guess bondaging a girl up and covering her mouth and eyes so i cant see or hear her cry much.
then force feeding her MDMA and other euphoria inducing drugs and have her an open gangbang hole for multiple men.

then after theyve all lefty their cum inside ill stick my dick in her and fuck her.

continue this for about a week. then let her go once she nice and pregnant.

I wanna eat my morning cereal out of a girls ass and find a "special toy" at the bottom of the bowl.

I love big fat hairy men dominating little girls 8-16 (especially in school) by doing the most degenerate shit. Even better the guy hasnt bathe and making the bitch smell his unwashed cock, peeling the skin and back and sucking.
oh and i guess incest

>>37422372
thats really hot
rgingla1231831892

>>37422421
same just not fat hairy men tryna stay /fit/ with my loli fucker

>>37422421
Are you a big fat hairy man?

>>37421512
I don't really think it's creepy, but 100% of roasties and most men probably do. I have a doll fetish.

This started when I bought a full size doll online. Was kind of weird at first but she quickly grew on me and I got a second one. I was never good at socializing and I never felt compatible with any woman in my life.

I don't have sex with them that often really, they're mostly for dressing in cute outfits and cuddling when going to sleep. I feel a rush of dopamine when I'm with them, like I imagine love feels like. I've never been in love with a roastie so I wouldn't know.

At this point, I don't even want another person in my life. I'm perfectly content with my qt dollies.

Would wanting to hold hands count as creepy?

>>37421582
>>37421613
>>37421629
>>37422211
These are hot

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>>37421809
What a great story, anon!
Please sit down and wait a little bit, the party van is on its way.

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>>37422504
Nah. True creepiness is
lovingly wrapping your arms around her waist
I felt dirty just writing that

>>37421512

Just normal girl stuff. I want to be choked and slapped and beaten up while being used for sexual pleasure.

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>>37422555
how would you know that this is what girls like

Wanting to cuddle is apparently creepy to women now.

It's ok if I rough them up, choke them etc though... Which doesn't do anything for me...

>>37422567

?

I'm a girl and that's what I fantasise about... I'm pretty normal and most girls are into that I would say.

Trouble is most boys are too scaredy to really give me what I ask

>>37422582
I just get bored.

>>37421809

I'm tweeting this to Donald Trump and insisting that he does something about you.

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>>37421512
Alright here goes.
>Puke.
>Amputee.
>Light gore.
>Stomach deformation.
>Inflation.
>Petrification.
Pic related.

>>37422536
That's fucking disgusting jozxyqk

>>37422582
I really don't know man, I just think that girls(male) probably have different fantasies than biologically female persons

>>37422582
Damn, that sounds like fun.

>>37422595
You would do far better with the more local Darren Hinch.

>>37421512
fart femdom

>>37421555
would you throw them away after you done that or freeze them so you can keep it

>>37422646

That's where you're wrong, fucko.

If a girl doesn't want to be playfully strangled and raped, there's something amiss about her.

>>37421512
I have a giantess fetish. I want to be shrunken down and kept as a pet by a cute but mildly sadistic schoolgirl.

>>37421582
holy shit that gave me the spooks

>>37422699
Then I don't like girls...

>>37422081
share some links. this is interesting

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>>37422699
w...why are you so mean to me for no reason?

>>37422718

Shut up, whore. You love being treated this way. Don't pretend you're not dripping wet right now, it's obvious to everyone that you are.

>>37422582
They're "scaredy" of you calling rape after.

>>37422770

Um, I wouldn't do that. It's actually a bit offensive that you would think that.

>>37422781
Oh man, the depraved things I would do to a girl into being abused

>>37422781
Women confirmed looking to get raped.

> Mfw I'm shake when I even talk to one

>>37422798

Like what. I bet you've never even done anything of any sort to a girl...

Furry stuff but it's reached the point that I am literally incapable of getting off to humans.

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your choice between monster/plant vore, oviposition, monster/ insect/animal rape, loli/pedo, flesh/tentacle hell, transformation, idk could probably think of more fucked up shit.

>>37422970
Welcome to the club. Remember, youre here forever.

>>37422970
>>>/trash/
jozxyqk

>>37421809
Bro, it's not natural to think like this. This isn't a fetish, it's a mental illness, there are programmes out there to help you, fucking go through one before someone gets hurt

>>37423031
>it's not natural
source?

>>37421512
Tentacles, but the tentacles must be mechanical, organic ones won't do.

>>37422582
lel. I'll choke you until you get brain damage, slut. My wife is gone too, come on over.

>>37423082
To add to this, as a guy what gets me off most is choking women. Thankfully every girl I've been with wanted this too. It really gets me going.

>>37421809
Why does this have so many (you)s? Are you guys new or something? Pedophiles are spread all over this hellsite. It's extremely common. This guy still needs to neck himself for sure, but it isn't any sort of shocking content.

>>37422812
Of course I haven't.

>>37423159
I don't think he should neck himself. He's a creep but hes not hurting anyone so that makes him at least somewhat okay in my book.

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weird fetish
onginalboots

>>37422970
What drives a man to become a furry in the first place?

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>>37421809
As long as you're not hurting them I cannot see why you shouldn't be allowed to do this. That's some serious dedication for your fetish though.

>>37421512
Alvinolagnia, somnophilia, latex, doctors, emetophilia (I'm also emetophobic, so this one's hard to explain), frottage, extreme submission (not like 'choke me daddy xD', but like, living in a dog's kennel, only speaking in barks, and walking on all fours 24/7), also really like smell, and the thought of sniffing used underwear that has touched the man I love's dick drives me nuts.

>>37421572
you literally replied saying it was underrated a minute after it was posted????? how the fuck is it underatted when it hasnt even been rated or proably even read yet u dumb fuck

>>37421582
youre fucked in the head m8

>>37423313
I don't know anon, when I get more vermin I'll let you know

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wedgies, absolutely

its probably not thaaat creepy, but its the creepiest i have. I also do creepy stuff i guess with them, like hanging wedgies, being fully off the ground from a wedgie, off of various things (its better if its outside too). It used to hurt a lot, couldnt get fully off the ground, but knowing good positions for it really helps. It also helps i have a really light frame (5'2 and 95lbs) so it probably doesnt hurt as much for me than it would to other people, or to guys especially.

I can only orgasm when im in a wedgie now though, and if i do it a lot it starts to really hurt. I end up with cuts or really severe burns on my crotch/hips/butt weekly because of this

>>37423251
i watched robin hood and maid marian did things to my pipi

>>37423337
Dear God pls give me a wedgie gf for Christmas amen

>>37421572
>underrated
newfags really need to get the fuck off this board

>>37423082
Oh boy, we got another roleplayer. How was the festival dexter?

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>>37423374
only if you're tall/strong enough to lift and bounce me by my undies

it makes me feel like a roastie when i only go for tall guys, but its solely for the reason that theyre better at giving wedgies, i promise ;_;

>>37423337
Uh, how did you get into this?

>>37422762
The only thing with a hint of moisture here is your soggy unwashed balls

>>37423240
I like sweaty too... Most girls find it weird. Yet they love resting their head in my pits when cuddling

>>37423409
Whatever you say lad. You in disbelief that someone can be married and still come here?

>>37423272
Somnophilia is that fucking while drowsy? Problem with that is having you and the girl be the right amount of drowsy

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>>37423434
a lot of bizarre fetishes are cultured ive noticed, like you see it on tv as a kid in cartoons or in games or such. Same story for me, funny feelings seeing it in cartoons, coupled with the fact the few ive gotten made me feel funny too. Then started giving them to myself, because they felt really nice, and got way out of hand

>>37421809
whoa dude.... not cool

>>37423433
6'2", probably strong enough.

C A N A D A

>>37423480
It's more you believing anyone with a brain would feel even remotely turned on with that grey slop you call dirty talk. Go get a kiss from your wife, you should count yourself lucky even a single person wants to put up with your bullshit

>>37422211
I'd watch this movie

I have a lactation fetish that borders on creepy. It's got nothing to do with "mommy" issues. I just love the idea that women are able to create something so nourishing from their own bodies. I have 2 fantasies involving it:

1) a fat, lactating woman with massive tits laying on top of me, holding me down and forcing me to drink every drop she produces. Bonus points if she's wearing cow print

2) being involved with some kind of human dairy farm. Hooking women up to machines to be milked

Probably pretty tame compared to other fetishes.

I like to cut off little bits of my arms and legs and eat them.

>>37423260
You're a nice guy anon, I like you.

>>37423711
It's more common of a fetish than you think. It's mine too.

>>37421809
Reported to authorities, punk.

>>37422011
>I will be sure to masturbate. Sure to masturbate to your beheaded corpse using the blood from your severed neck as lube
>Calls anyone a freak

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>>37421512
I have some degree of hebephilia, I need to stop fapping to jailbait

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i want a stallion to kiss me non stop, then feminizes me and fucks me like his mare

>>37423745
Oh, I have no doubt that it's a fairly common fetish. It's just that I'm sure it seems pretty tame compared to a lot of other stuff out there.

Still, it's nice to fantasize about. Not sure how likely it is I'll ever experience either scenario, but that's what the internet is for, right?

>>37423959
Well, I don't know. It's gotten to this point in my life where I'm tired of being alone and I would like someone who's into what I'm into. I don't feel socially skilled enough to get a girlfriend or else I would have easily gotten one by now.

>>37423711
Please be my milkman bf and make me wear cow print clothing and cow bells.

>>37421512
Rapeplay
Orgasm denial
Daddy/daughter
Public sex
Physically restraining her
Maledom


Huh,
I'm actually pretty vanilla

>>37421629

youtube spiritual tasha mama, fapped to her yesterday

>>37424072
Would if I could, friend. Would if I could.

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>look for posts about how guys get off to the thought beating/raping girls
>have a folder in my pornfolder named "click here when sad"
>take screenshots of the posts and save them to folder
>read them whenever i get sad and feel like a useless slut after masturbating

how pathetic am i?

>>37424072
That can be arranged. Are you pale white, chubby, and with big tits?

>>37424139
Are you a girl(male)? Kinda sounds like it.

>>37421809
Pedoscum needs to be burned alive.

>>37424158
no, I'm a girl (female). what makes you think I'm a trap?

>>37424136
Do you have a gf already? I understand.

>>37424149
Pale titcow yes, not chubby but thicc.

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>>37421512

Pic related.

origamino prenis.

>>37424188
>Do you have a gf already? I understand.
It's not that. It's that I doubt you're anywhere near me irl. Believe me, I've looked locally for others with this fetish and found nobody. At least online.

>>37424183
Because usually whenever someone writes about the most degenerate fetishes it's a trap. So if you are a real female, are you free tonight for me to come over and rape you?

>>37424188
You pass. Except for location, you are most likely a Burger right? Too bad.

>>37424211
it's not that degenerate :<
feel free to, if you can find out where i live

>>37424268
It's pretty degenerate.

Are you a burger? Most ultra degenerate sluts like you are usually from the US.

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>>37421809
/r9k/ is literally the most gullible amongst all the boards, you don't really believe this guys serious do you? Unless he posts pictures of said cum stained loli pictures, I AINT BUYING IT NUGGUH!

>>37424286
but it isn't, like half of the girls on here are into it

Being gang raped by a gang of anthropomorphic male feet

>>37424349
That doesn't make it less degenerate.

And it being degenerate doesn't make it any less hot

>>37424188
Will you moo while riding my dick cowgirl style?

>>37424305
Nigger we just had a thread last night about some dude wanting to fuck his mother (who's also his sister because she got raped by her dad)

Anything is possible. That guy went into a little too much detail

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>>37421809
This is... literature

I want a cowgirl gf..

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>>37421512
Extreme French Kiss. I love the idea of someone forcing their tongue down my throat

>>37422781
Gotta be cautious bro. I was once talking to this chick who was "18" and wanted me to fuck her up, and I noped the fuck out and threw my phone into the river when I found out how old she really was.

I just want to find a skinny, qt, naive, innocent girl, and get into relationship with her. Then years later slowly corrupt her without her noticing and make her my personal chubby sex partner by giving her a pretty saline boobjob, later making her eat more, daily feeding her with hormones, so she becomes dumber, grows more chubby, gets really big ass with cowtits, and starts lactatating. Later I would tell her to pierce her cowtits and pussy, and give her a big buttblug.

>>37421512
this shit right here
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheSAPproject

>>37421809
youre fucked up
best kill yourself before getting caught, which is unavoidable for the likes of you

>>37424524
>Huge fake tits bimbo
>Lactating BBW

Pick one

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I want to be burned and branded, my skin to be bruised and my bones broken. For her to put me in the hospital and then take me home just so she can do the whole thing again. I want her to make me beg, cry, and scream. Preferably with a smile on her face.

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>>37421809
All the other anons are grossed out but I think this is super hot. Lolis are the best, you keep fapping to them anon!

>>37421512

ddlg/ageplay


my first ever gf when i was 16 used to talk and act like a kid all the fucking time, and now years later its a fetish for me fUCKING KILL MS

>>37424403
;w;
europe

>>37422284
I've honestly had fantasies of being a giant flying kidnapping animal ruling over a nude harem underground since I was 13 or 14, though at first I wanted to be a massive eagle, not a monster. The aspects of intelligence, education and virgin paradise came later though.

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I fantasize about viciously raping the Stacies I went to HS with. The idea of them being hysterically crying and begging for me to stop makes me diamonds.

>>37423433
aren't wedgies extremely painful for girls?

>>37424722
>Europe

I lost track already, are you the girl who wants to be raped or one of the men who wants to rape her?

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>>37424909
It hurts if it splits the lips AND is moving at the same time. as long as it doesnt split the lips, it feels great, its like a really good solid pressure. the cloth moving can be fine too, depending on the material. Cotton usually hurts the most, and is the most durable too, with the least amount of stretching and give. I usually either put a sock down the front between both legholes so they dont get taut together and ride inside me, or wear panties like hipsters or boyshorts, because they have really long legholes, and dont thin together like a thong. but yeah, the main pain comes from the underwear sliding into a wedgie, like when someone is pulling it up from behind. I prep for hangings by just giving myself a really huge wedgie beforehand, keeping it stretched out but digging it out of my cooch and butt so that it doesnt pinch my skin, and then start hanging

That BBC and sissy shit spammed all over 4chan.

I'm not a cuck, I don't want to get fucked by a black dude, I don't want to get fucked by any kind of dude; but I find the humiliation of sissy white boys, twinks, traps, and shemales to be so fucking hot.

I legitimately have over 300gb of BLACKED, shemale, trap, and sissy porn that I had to get a separate hard drive to store it all. Now, that kind of porn outweighs the typical straight porn by about 4:1

>>37424524
Same, dude
I would like to get a cute, skinny gf and turn her to BBW cow, make her eat a lot until she's huge, and milk her huge saggy tits everyday, while she does felatio to me.

i have a scat femdom fetish where i get more turned on the more i think about being humiliated and killed.

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>>37421809
Nice bait, you caught a lot of newshits I give you 4/10 for the effort

>>37425030
It doesn't sound like it will be very hard to find someone who will indulge your fetish.

>>37425872
good wedgies are hard to give. Ive told this fetish to a few of my past boyfriends, and they have all been REALLY bad at it. They pull in the wrong direction, do it really slow and try and do it "sexily", which is such a turn off. The more sexual they try to do a wedgie, the less sexual it becomes. Especially if they do it during like sex or blowjobs or whatever, i just tell them to stop. There needs to be proper form when giving, and nobody is good at it unless they have said fetish. Thats why i just stick to hanging myself off stuff

>>37421512

Dressup public sex while wearing a condom.

The thought of fucking a QT blonde girl who's dressed as a kitty in a really public place is the hottest thing ever.

>>37422372
>then after theyve all lefty their cum inside ill stick my dick in her and fuck her.
nigga das gay

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>>37421809
Sounds fun desu! orig

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>not a single person has said cannibalism yet
Ya'll some pussies

One day I want to kidnap a homeless person or maybe just kid in some shithole country like the Philippines and torture them to death trying my best to keep them alive. After they die I'd like to rape the body and use specific meats to cook various meals for myself and my friends/family

>>37425030

At what stage of the fucking does this happen? Before, after or is it a separate act altogether?

>>37426515
like i said in >>37426172 absolutely no sex or lewd acts during one, it completely ruins the wedgie, so yes separate act altogether. Well actually maybe sex after sounds nice, if my v has been rubbed really raw, it might feel real intense after a really hard wedgie, but ive never tried

>>37426172
Lol I'm not sure how you can mess up a wedgie but I guess I understand how it might ruin the mood if you do it while sex is taking place.

>>37426599

Very interesting.

Try dating a farmer/stable boy. Lifting hay bales is basically the same motion.

>>37421512
>>37421512

I've always wanted to tie a naked girl up and tickle her for hours and hours.

IDK why but it just turns me on for some reason.

>>37421789
Why did you save it as lolstupidbitch?

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>>37421809
>reading about anon spending hours fucking his onahole desperate to shoot it inside a loli turned me on
this is my fetish

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I really want to get brutally gangraped/raped/sexually enslaved by bigger and more alpha men than me, I want to be this to happen without my consent and at the time I would least expect it. too bad I'm high than the average height in my country and despite I have that tranny look, I'm too tall and men taller than me is rare and most of them are very unlikely to do that to me :(

Like I mean, for me I perfer Loli-con. But I dont really think that would count as a fetish.

>>37427001

Just get more turned on that you're such a beta cockslut that even men shorter than you can use you like a teary eyed fleshlight.

Your post gave me a hard on on the train.

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Possession or infestation I guess?
All my possession pics are loli so I'll post my 3rd creepiest, breastfeeding.

>>37421512
I want a male submissive with a virginity fetish and a femdom kink. I want him to be locked in chastity and let me experiment whatever I want on him. I want to push his boundaries inch by inch. Whore him out, perhaps. Fuck him in the head. Deny him for months. Tie a vibrator to his dick until he's screaming in pain. I want him to look at my crotch knowing he will never even touch it. I'd remain a virgin for him, let him touch the rest of my body as he pleases. I just want his orgasms, and my virginity, forever just barely out of his reach, but never truly fulfilled.

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>>37427120
YEAH, getting used by a shorter men sounds hot too, I also want to get beaten up badly or tortured by mens too

>>37427138
that's my most dreamed fetish, too bad I'm too big to be a shota

>>37421512
Here's some fetishes of mine
>whipping her (or him) until their back bleeds, then whip them some more
>hot wax
>basically being a dom if you haven't noticed by now
>breastfeeding
>fire and things relating to fire
>light brown/golden skin tone
>various cuts and bruises that bleed a little
>maybe a little necrophilia
>light beating depending on my temper
I could go on if anyone wants.

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>>37421809
>first paragraph
What else did I expect from this board honestly.
>second paragraph
Okay, that was actually kinda wholesome.
>third paragraph
Ah.
>fourth paragraph
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>fifth par-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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/ss/
schutzstaffel
wow holy shit somebody already took that joke apparently

I lay in my gf's lap and she coos and strokes my head and lets me suckle on her tits and calls me a good boy and strokes my thighs and slowly jerks me off with her own phlegm. I feel like a child again and sometimes I cry when she's doing it but it's all cathartic

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>>37421809
Not gonna lie, the image of you stalking and worshipping these lolis, only to corrupt their cute pictures with buckets of cum kinda turns me on, plus the wincest with the ona hole doesn't help

Forced nudity of females. No sex even, just forced removal of their clothing, be it ripping it to shreds or demanding they take it off, and admiring their nude form.

Also, lesbian nun rape.

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mfw knowing that I wont be a small lil boy again to live the fetish of big women using my small lil boy body to pleasure themsel

I'd like to take a slightly younger (legal)
man hostage and keep him chained up in my basement like a secret pet.
Id feed him and wash him and use him like my personal toy whenever i like.
I'd keep him in a chastity device when he's not in use so he can't masturbate unless i want him to.
Dress him up in cute little outfits that show off his skelly physique
I'd experiment on him with a variety of devices to test his limits.
He would be required to service me daily. I would sit on his face and smother him with my pussy.
If he did a good job i might reward him if i feel like it.

>>37422491
No im a pretty slim guy.

>>37427771
Would you do it even if he was "willing"?

>>37427846
that would break the taboo feel

>>37427846

Only if i found him attractive.
He'd still have to obey me.

>>37427863
It's not like I would actually enjoy it.
>>37427884
What do you find attractive?

>>37427771
H O T
O
T
How long would you keep him there for, days,months,years? Would you ever let him out of the basement?

>>37427893

It varies, but i prefer slim build men, longer hair, basically twink types but not fags obvs

>>37427903
>>37427846
Thirsty fucks

>>37427903

If he became well trained i might let him upstairs but I'd need to develop a system to keep him from escaping

>>37427649
>>37421809

Do you RP it all? I really like rping as a loli getting molested by a pedo

>ywn be a fembot's slave
end me lads.

>>37427939
Hot. Can you describe what you look like, height built etc. Thanks

I want to cut someone and lick all the blood of their arm.

the tamest I have is biting a handful of a girl flesh from their arm/legs for no reason

>>37427893
but if the guy is willing, the guy can endure most of the torture since they know its for pleasure

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It isn't creepy, but my fetish is that I want to have a relationship in which I am allowed to have sex with other women and the main girl I am with likes it or even encourages it. The idea of having one girlfriend that is okay with me or even enjoys watching me having sex with other women is the best, specially if she is clingy and likes me a lot and watching me have sex with other women gives her conflicting feelings of hurt and arousal.

In fact these are the thoughts I have been using as motivation to work out and for motivation in general. I don't really think it is a "fetish" though, I believe this is the ideal every man should strive to get at.

>>37428000
Marsy?

orignaliality

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>>37427982

I guess you would say the "mommy" type.
Im 5'5, I have large breasts, wide hips, high waist so very proportionate hourglass type but i look young for my age.

>>37428088
y-yes

tzeeheheh

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>>37428138
I really fucking want to have sex with my own mommy with the body of a little boy but I'm too big and my mom is meh

>>37421809
this place is full i normies

i fapped to your post btw

>>37427166
that's hot as fuck desu

I'd want a girl to keep me in chastity forever and never allow me to cum with my dick, only with my asshole

>>37428200

too big as in tall or are you a thicc "little boy"?

>>37428225
too tall, I have been thinking if I married a ypung single mom, I would make her unconsciously treat me as his son while not having sex and pretending to be innocent about sex and then when she see already treated me fully as a son, I would make up a few fake scenarios that would end up having her to fuck me and dominate me

>>37421512
i dunno if it's creepy but i wanna be a girl living in a share house with a bunch of guys
i will basically be a house wife doing the cooking, cleaning etc
during the night we would all sit down and have a piss up (getting drunk for you yanks) and i would get passed around all the boys to be used as sexual relief

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>>37422211
Kekkk looks like someone read "bride of hell"

>>37421512
I think normals girls might find it a bit creepy how much I want to do romantic and affectionate things

>>37421809

Fuck the newfags, this post is 10/10 porn within itself, fappin to it atm

>>37428273
Let me guess, you're male?

>>37428270

What do you look like? Describe yourself please

>>37428273
Uh, I mean if you want to get passed around and used, go for it.

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there's two identical cute looking boys in my school that always hang out together in my school back then, they always avoid me because I always make gay jokes about them.

but deep inside, I want to watch them fuck each other and have threesome with me and I always fantasise them doing getting abused and tortured by me

but I'm a bit religious and I often avoid these:(

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>>37421512
It's not even really a creepy fetish, at least not until you want to start having sex, at which point you'd basically be a living dildo.

I just want to watch a girl pee and pee different places together.

Why is this so hard to find? Are there any femanons here with a pee fetish?

>>37427675
I like this. This is what I'd do afterwards.

>isolate her in a dirty, abandoned looking room
>strip her down
>holding a knife the whole time so she's fearing for her life
>cut off her bra and panties
>destroy/hide her clothing
>tell her I'm going to take pictures
>she'll refuse at first but it's the only way she's getting out of here
>get her to do lots of different poses for me, no force necessary
>She's reluctant.png
>take lots of close ups of her body
>the whole time she's either scared, embarrassed or grossed out
>hundreds of photos, a couple of videos of her playing with herself and telling the camera how much of a slut she is
>hopefully she's crying in some of the photos/videos
>finish up, say she's free to go
>asks for her clothes back
>lel
>drop her off naked somewhere

>weeks later contact her
>black mail her with the photos
>she comes around a attends to my sexual desires
>reluctant.avi the entire time
>do this with multiple women so I have a harem of girls trapped in my web

>>37428320
I'm kinda tall, about 167cm and I'm Asian but slightly tanned.

I have a feminine body due to the past that I'm into those trap thingies and I have a surgical scar on my abdomen that make me look like an anime character. I also did some workout and that give me some muscle tone on my body but not too much until I look too muscular

but I have a shit clothing that make the prize under it look hideous

>>37428343
are you a girl(female)?

ahundredpercentoriginalcomment

>>37428406

those trap thingies? elaborate?
can i see your scar?

>>37428416
>>37428476

I'm silently into crossdressing and gay stuff but I mostly do it modestly (like making myself look cute infront of men) because I'm religious and I really want them to rape me and stuff

and I'm using laptop and I don't have a good camera with me

>>37428628

That's too bad. Thanks for sharing anyway

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I don't find this creepy but I am sexually attracted to Arctic Sea Ice melt.
It is really a fetish that I have developed in the last few years as the sea ice has declined further. You can get daily updates and pictures of the Arctic so there is always fresh material.

I just find sexy the gradual, smooth movements of the ice with occasional collapses and cracks. It is like watching a stripper who has epilepsy and tourettes syndrome. I just love seeing pictures like pic related and thinking about the cracks opening in the Arctic. I love the idea of shoving my hard cock into the cracks forming in the Chukchi Sea and cumming hard and hot, so hot I melt more sea ice and cause feedbacks that help melt around the Beaufort Strait and into the Laptev sea.

I bet the melting Arctic would feel great on my cock. I imagine the cold ice causing my cock to soften quickly. I dream of strong Polar Bears clinging onto frozen puddles of my cum to try and stay alive and failing. The main issue is that wanking during winter is harder as cracks fall away and I imagine my cock being snapped by reformed ice.

Russian women's accent

I'm really into hands.
Like, I could do without a dick if I had a paid of male hands to play with. I'd lick and suck them, and just play with them all day. Stick the fingers inside me and move around.
Must've been some wire crossed in my brain or something, but they're so, so hot.

>>37422405
more like bottom of the bowel

>>37423925
Sauce? My fellow patrician?

checkered floor tiles

>>37421512
I fapped to blowfly girl

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>>37428797
Never knew Kira browsed here

>>37429209
The fact that you even remember who that is has freaked me out. It's like some ancient oldfag inclusion got drilled and now you're bubbling up everywhere.

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>>37421512
Probably that I want to beat, choke, abuse, and passionately hatefuck/rape cute girls as they cry. I want a girlfriend with stockholm syndrome.

>>37421512

I fapped to 2girls1cup before that video was even well known, or had that name.
Idk I guess I was just really bored of normal porn. I'd never do scat or vomit stuff irl.
You have no idea how awkward that was when that video become well known and become passed around as a meme to shock people

My actual fetishes are feet, pits, facesitting. Spit to a degree.

>>37426735
You are not alone in your depravity.

>>37421809
Can't I be a lonely social reject without you coming in her and being a fucking child rapist?

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>>37429668
this man GETS IT

HE U N D E R S T A N D S

>>37430084
Get the fuck out and be lonely somewhere else then.

My last boyfriend had a was uncomfortable with acting out my fetish, and understandably so.
I only get turned on when being verbally and physically abused to the point of tears. It sucks because most guys are vanilla as hell compared to me, and it's really embarrassing to admit.

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>>37421809
The responses to this post are disgusting
This board really is a normie shithole beyond all hope of redemption

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I want a cowgirl.

As in, I want a chubby girl who I can milk like a cow on a daily basis. I want to replace store-bought milk with hers and use it in my coffee, cereal, etc. I want her to wear cow print clothes, and moo like the cow she is when I hook her up to a milking machine. I want to fuck her, and watch her leak milk with every thrust.

Moo.

I have a genuine rape fetish. Not play rape, I genuinely want to rape women and hear them cry and scream as I have my way with them against their will

I have some normie tier creepy fetishes. Rape and rape play, choking, light bondage, female chastity, cuckqueen, and hebephilia (though I love older women too).

>>37428077

I am amazed how few people have this fetish because I agree that every man should aspire to have a gf/wife so devoted to you that she wants to have you fuck other women. Even more so if she watches it.

I want to fight with women.
Not just abuse them, but actually have them try to put up a fight and lose because they're inferior to a man in every way.

>>37421809
please do not do

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Armpit licking and anal play.

Hmm... Tough question. Find a shy ass girl, act nice to her, get in her bed after i gain her trust. And act as rude as i can. After, i tell her it was horrible, i eventualy hit her. Ask her why the fuck is she even my girlfriend she looses her self esteem, and cries. After this, i tell her i love her and kiss her. She doesent know what to think and i start laughing loud.

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>>37421809
This is why i still come here great post.

>>37426428
>tfw ywn nep a nep-nep
why even live?

>>37430278
Yeah, me too buddy. There's been several of these responses up above and no actual interaction with girls that like this.

>>37430335
Oh and I have an NTR fetish, except I'm the one doing the cucking and the man never finds out. I get with a dudes wife and fuck her into a quivering, orgasmic bliss daily without any protection while the husband is at work. I keep this up until I'm well and sure she's pregnant, then bail.

I come back in a few years and reconnect, and check how my spawn is doing. The husband is none the wiser, thinking their kid is just paler than normal, and I repeat the process with the housewife for a second baby.

I really like the idea of doing this in foreign countries with different races, especially in places where marriage is sacred. I also wouldn't mind doing this nonconsensually, where I blackmail the woman with nude or erotica photos. Then I film every later session and threaten to ruin her marriage and reputation if she doesn't keep fucking me every way I desire. This would also make having her carry my child much more satisfying since she didn't want to.

>>37422497
I want to import a doll from japan so bad. Its one of the main reasons i try to get a job at the moment.

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>>37430335
>tfw no gfs

>>37430636
well, I guess the feelings of having several girls at your disposal and those from stealthily breeding other men's wives must be somewhat related. One feels alpha as fuck when we does either.

>>37430808
The cuck queen doesn't have to necessarily be the same girls as the wives I am breeding, but yeah I think it's all basically alpha power play type shit. I don't think I'd actually ever do the NTR breeding even if I had the opportunity, but I'd definitely do the cucqueen shit if I could.

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On the opposite end of the age spectrum from what is more normal here, I have an elderly person fetish.

When I was living with my grandparents, I frequently stole their (I don't distinguish between sex) used underwear for masturbation purposes. At one point, I even had a hidden camera set up in their room, which I used to watch them day and night; the perverse rush of seeing their wrinkles and folds as they changed clothing was a thrill like nothing else I have ever experienced. And, of course, under the guise of innocent grandchild affection, I would feel their decrepit, old bodies and listen to their stories about their creaky, dry joints.

Now that they're all dead or out of my reach, I've been looking for a job at a retirement home to continue my masturbation odyssey.

>>37430348
I always dream about this. A few month ago i tried to beat up my sister and she locked herself in her room and cried (she is 2 years older than me btw).

>>37424674
>>37424808
>>37429668
>>37430298

Hi, I'm >>37424139
Welcome to my screenshot folder

>>37430234
i feel you anon ;-;

>>37430987
That's why real women are shit, anon.
>tfw a qt will never offer herself to you willingly because you beat her in a fight and therefore can claim her as your toy

>>37421512
I steal panties and cum into them, them return them

>tfw you can't be a pedo without being judged anymore
What happened to /r9k/?

>>37421809
You are one fucked up disturbed guy

I love you

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>>37421809
Sounds cool bud

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>>37431148
As years go bye the regulars either leave and become normies or kill themselves. Now as each year goes on more and more normies infect this board.

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I want to be shrunken by a woman and dominated by her. Used as a sex toy, sat on, and eventually swallowed alive.
Or, the same done by a giant woman, to a normal sized me.

>>37424139
>>37431015
Wow that's pretty pathetic. Also kind of hot.

>>37431015
I pity you in the sense that this is pretty disgusting behavior and I would physically stop you from doing this if I could.

>>37421809
Why don't you just rape them like a normal pedophile?

>>37431279
i know right?

>>37431355
why? I'm not hurting anyone

collarbones, i just want to caress the ever loving shit out of them.

>>37421809
I don't understand why you do all of this when you have access to your sister.

>>37431578
As fucked in the head as pedo-san is, he at least seems to not want to hurt them.

>>37431461
I wanted to gauge your reaction, that's all.

>>37421809

I really wish the people who knew you saw you write this.

What's a 'blue paedophile'?

Biting, but I would like to break skin and that would probably scare a girl if I just did it out of no where. I also like being bit as well

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>>37431531
>collarbones
My nigga

>>37431710
>it's terrible for a guy to take pictures of girls but it's 100% okay for me to have gay interracial rape fantasies about boys being raped to death in prison by nigger ogres

hey thanks for making my reality an evil nightmare. hope your kid has incurable autism

>>37431531
I can tell you are a woman

>>37431981

Nigga what the fuck are you smoking.

>>37432022
i'm replying to a dumb woman and the posts that i know she either will or has made based on my assessment of her character
what are you smoking

>>37432006
Nah I fucking hate women but goddamn something about their collarbones

>>37421809
And people wonder why society doesn't trust men with children anymore.

>>37432042

I'm not that person you fucking mong.

Stop with the ultra autism and pretending to be a detective you stupid fuck

Holy shit just kys.

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>>37421512
Armpit/thigh fuck a dead girl

>>37431942
Hell yeah broseph

I love women so fat they can't move. I've drained my dick to every episode of My 600 Pound Life featuring a woman and I regularly jack it to shows about morbidly obese women like the Half-Ton Killer, which was about a 1000 pound (!) woman who was falsely accused of crushing her nephew to death. The scenes where they show her daily life are supremely titillating.

>>37432088
nobody with a Y chromosome has ever in the history of online communication written "holy shit just kys." let alone with a fucking period

you are a living meme. go back to /cgl/ and henpeck someone to death over off-brand blouses or something

>>37429668
Do you have any more pics like this?

Eh, not really creepy, just odd.

I'm into bimbos. Like fake everything. Fake tits, fake lips, fake ass.

Girls like Danielle Derek, Charlotte Gullberg,Clanddi Jinkcego, Amy Anderssen etc.

The more ridiculous they look, the better.

>>37431981
blind normans are hypocrites from birth until the bitter end. They really are nothing but non-sentient monsters designed for us to fuck, use in labor and farm for food

>>37432288
I favor my hypothesis, which is that this planet is physically possessed by a demon

>>37421809
I don't think this is real, but if it is then turn yourself in while you have the chance you pedophile freak

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>tfw you open up to /r9k/ about your love of lolis and they think you're a freak
Where did my brethren go?

>>37432489
brison XDD
no but seriously we're just being raided

>>37432489
Hopefully dead with the rest of your kind.

>>37432557

how can someone raid 3chin? It's not like this was a fucking church in the first place. I admit, the bait was pretty hard at first, but eventually you start seeing through this shit, especially with the years of being assblasted on /b/. Eventually everyone will just start hiding the raiders and they'll either give up or waste precious hours of their life

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knees, especially when they have sort of a well defined body.
I'm into all kinds of leg worship, but bent knees are erotic to me.
Pic related, I have fapped to this image several dozen times, usually imagining myself in front of her kneeling and licking her leg and knees and thighs and such.
I have more "disgusting" fetishes such as NTR, possession, drug use, etc. but this is the one I see the least amount of other people admitting to enjoying

I have quite a fetish about breasts.
Something about symmetrical breasts just pleases me so fucking much.
One of my friends has quite big breasts and she's not fat or thick. She lets me fondle them because she finds me attractive although non of us share romantic feelings for each other. I couldn't care less if I saw a hot cosplayer with a big ass on the street but when I'm around her it's like an instinct of mine that I can't hold back, I just want to grab her breasts from behind.

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>>37432489
I don't think you're a freak anon, us lolicons must work together!

>>37431710
"true-blue" is an idiomatic expression.

>>37421512
I don't really know if it's creepy, but i want to be dominated by a smol and weak girl, even better if she makes me crossdress to have sex with her.
I'm not even a submissive person, but i really want a kinky gentle femdom relationship with a short girl.

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>>37421809

I love this post. Triggering so many /pol/tards and normies kek

>>37423159
>Why does this have so many (you)s? Are you guys new or something?

Duh.

I blame /pol/ for bringing in so many fucking newfags to this place for the past year or so. Just read all the "day of the rope" type posts.

mostly extremely horny boys, being teased, annoyed, bleeding, desperate and generating impossible amounts of cum. not having me involved with any of this necessarily, just guys fapping would work as well. sometimes also females.

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>>37431355
>I would physically stop you from doing this if I could

>>37429668
exquisite taste my friend

>>37433562
If you're a girl you should post some contact info

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>>37421512
All I really like now is ahegao, even when it's 3D. I guess it would be creepy if you brought it up with a partner since you'd probably be asking them to pretend to be super into something even if they're not

>>37433562
Patrician taste.

>>37422053
It is absurdly creepy, at least to me anyway. I used to be into this myself until I realised how much of its content is non-consensual

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>>37422322
Yeah, I can see nothing weird about lactation at all.

>>37428800
xDDDDD lolol ure sooo funnyyy

the fetish arms race is only just beginning, isn't it

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I like to go on youtube and google images to find upskirts of lolis. I have thousands of images and hundreds of videos like this. All legal.

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>>37434796
I forgot to mention I also have a collection of used loli panties which I've bought at rummage sales over the years.

>Get little girl clothing
>Pick up a ziplock bag or two of panties
>Multiple panties per bag
>Buy them all
You just need to have a consistent backstory for your phantom daughter in mind in case they want small talk.

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>>37434796
>>37434859

Haha holy shit, anon.

>>37434913
I mean at least I'm not diddling lolis.

bump a lump a dump how the fuck is this not original

Filthy tranny conversion.

Living around a bunch of Amanoja9 style trannies who never bathe and jerk off/fuck each other where I can see it.
>hey Anon would you like a titjob oops it's a little sticky haha
>sorry you can't fuck my ass, Staci already has me filled up, maybe you can fuck hers?
>pants? why would I wear those <3
Eventually it devolves into us just masturbating each other all the time

I like farm soul

>>37421512

My absolute worst fetish is pleasing women sexually. I'm a virgin but I imagine getting her horny and then doing everything right and seeing her experience a lot of pleasure and then finally giving her an orgasm. So my fetish is getting women off. I masturbate exclusively to videos of women orgasming.

Supposedly, women don't orgasm from sex and all the videos are fake but it's a fantasy of mine. It all stems from me wanting to be helpful to women and making them happy.

That's how pathetic of a man I am.

>>37421512
Rape and/or violent forced sex.

>>37422986
Vore is pretty great, same sized hard even better. But sadly people frown upon it. I heard people say it was disgusting just last week.

>>37421512
That's a hard choice. I'm into so much awful and weird shit that I will never tell anyone. Not even robots.

emotionally nurturing a guy younger than me, him letting me do whatever to his body, him watching me fuck my gf, him giving me all of his money, him cumming inside of me worrying if i'm going to get pregnant and invested in being a father but like i don't want kids, him worshiping my ass, me spitting in his mouth
i have a vagina

>>37436599
That sounds pretty good desu t b h.

>>37435026

True.

I get a semi-boner every time I pass through the loli pantsu section at Walmart.

How do people react when you buy used loli pantsu at garage sales? Surely you must've gotten some weird looks.

>>37436599
pls let me eat your ass and give you money

>>37436763
>"loli pantsu"
>not one but TWO words abstracted away from the real thing

>>37436933
I also want you to smoke a lot of weed like i want to lay around and i want your eyes to be red all the time i want to corrupt someone younger than me who is obsessed with me and my body and my drugs

>>37437089
weed is pretty lame but i do want a lot of drugs

>>37437096
i just grow so like its the thing i have the most abundance of, but yeah anything really as long as your eyes are red

>>37436599
>fembot posts boring fetish
>gets instantly hit on

>>37437121
sounds intriguing actually
how old are you and are you in europe?

>>37437134
teehee i have a vagina :) :)

>>37437134
is it boring to want to abuse a young guy who you drug up that depends on you emotionally and physically i feel like thats bad.

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I want to keep a guy in my basement and continually train him for prostate orgasms and getting pleasure from pain. I would use really painful shit up his asshole like 15 inch+ strapons equipped with those rings that have bumps around the side. I would chain them up like a dog and the only thing they would have to look forward too would be my daily tortures. Would like to permanently disfigure them so I could be the only person who could ever love them. Eventually after multiple years of conditioning and they hopefully develop stockholm syndrome I would let them roam the house and go outside in the lawn.
>tfw no basement because ausfag
>tfw no benis to rape guys
>tfw no guts to kidnap people

>>37437399
If you're a girl I'm in
I can pay for the basement

>>37421678
As soon as you do that, the government will thoroughly investigate all of the CCTV footage anywhere near you, and find that you are the only one nearby who escaped without getting caught in the prank. They will then arrest you and send you to Guantanamo to rot while they steal your time stopping device.

This might sound exaggerated to you but it's literally how the feds caught the Boston marathon bombers, and confirmed supernatural happenings will be a MUCH higher priority for them than a normal terrorist would.

You cannot run. You cannot hide. They already control everything. There is no escape. You have already submitted, without even realizing it.

I have that time stop fetish a lot of people have, but as a submissive thing. I want a girl to walk up to me, then an instant later, I'm lying on the ground with my pants down and shirt off, dripping cum and feeling sore, while the girl is standing over me with aroused expression, but fully clothed. I want it to happen a few times before I finally understand the true nature of her power.

>>37421809
>all these responses
hi /r/4chan include me in the screencap

>>37437482
I'm too much of a weak cunt to even talk to other people IRL let alone be paranoid about police finding my qt3.14 basement husbando in the process. Would willingly kidnap & rape you if I was legally permitted tho