/britfeel/

Pakis not welcome edition

gimme ice lolly

Mummy may is gonna need consoling when she loses.

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Someone asked for favourite persona characters earlier, well here is mine.

>>37420863
I mean the middle one fuck I'm an idiot

Ah the pleasant part of the morning where the avatar fags are still weeping in bed and not shitting up the thread

>>37420961
Tfw hungry but too lazy to go get food.

There is porridge waiting downstairs, but the idea of eating it is not enticing enough yet

Two whole days without booze. The temptation is kicking back in.

How do you distract yourself from the cravings?

>>37421083

By not getting dependant on booze in the first place

i mean girls are NASTY and imma tell you a quick story uhhh huh so i was at a baaar and i was talking to this giiiirl and she was okaaay i mean i WOULD bang but it wasn't anything great and she tried to NEG me by saying that my eyebrows are BUSHY now i will admit my eyebrows are THICK aaand to stress her insult she TOUCHED them and i was like ookaaay i mean it's kinda weird it's an unorthodox FLIRTING moooove what she did and the next day i woke up i swear to god with an eye INFECTION this bitch game me a stye she dii she didn't wash her hands she had doodoo on that and she touched my eyebrow and it got into my eye for four days i had to do HEAT compress i had to wear glasses no more contacts i mean that's how nasty some of these girls are it was like the touch of death she could have killed me! if her feces bacteria got in my bloodstream or something so anyway that's how dirty girls girls ARE.

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>>37421083
Might sound silly but I started drinking a bunch of diet pop like Pepsi Max instead while doing what I normally would do while drinking at night (Playing vidya and shitposting)

I also tried to purposefully put myself in positions where I couldn't buy booze for the first two weeks.

After the first few days it gets a little easier, and after two weeks it gets much easier. Keep it up buddy and let us know how you get along each day please!

>>37421368
That doggo is nearly as lovely as you are lenner

i got high on valium and skyped with a girl i've been talking to online. idk what i said. i think i might have said that i love her.

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Late for work but there was an adorable doggo outside the co-op so it's all good.

Post waifus and/or doggos.

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>>37421451
nice chubby anime

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Mead is on the go lads

does anyone here fear a millitary coup if corbyn gets in?

>>37421551

No, he's not extreme enough to trigger a military coup.

>>37421658
theres a general who claimed it could happen

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>>37421402
Ahh shush, you!

>>37421451
Stanley the doggo, posted.

>>37421083
I heard heroin helps

>>37421698

I'm sure they said that about Trump, and Trump was far more unorthadox than corbyn

There wouldn't be a coup over someone just because they have shitty economic policies.

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Jesus why did May call this election? She's getting shitted on by everyone.

>>37421745
stop browsing leddit lad.

labour have 5% chance of winngin.

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Vote in the big choose on June 8th

>walking doggo this morning
>same as always, just walking along listening to music
>crossing a roundabout near my house
>some disgusting prole scum who's probably ten years younger than he looks, but looks about 45, is crossing from the other side
>making obscene gestures towards a car who had the audacity to drive past him instead of stopping on the roundabout to let him go
>crosses towards where I am
>I'm looking over his shoulder to see oncoming traffic and waiting for when I can cross safely with pupper
>clearly thinks I'm looking at him, starts mouthing off at me
>listening to music so no idea what he's saying
>assume it's something offensive, which it almost certainly was, so shout back at him vulgarly to test the waters on if he wants some sort of confrontation
>just ignores me and keeps walking past me
>feel confident in his lack of desire for a fight so call him a cunt and carry on my way

I fucking HATE the working class, all you proles think you're so high and mighty in 'the struggle' but really you're all just one step away from criminality, and you have zero manners or respect.

on another note, I've literally never been in a fight, but I'm glad I'm a big lad who looks like he could topple anyone with a single punch so cunts like that guy never actually try to batter me

Going to see top Adultwork Thai whore Suzi Li today lads.

Very excited.

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Strive to be moderately prosperous

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>>37421767
>He didn't watch the debate

>>37421867
>Called her this morning at 11 am to book an hour at 5pm.

>I travelled 25 miles to get to her & she told she had booked someone else in until 7pm
& that's when she finishes!!

>Overall I travelled 50 miles for nothing,she completly fucked my day up so I would 100% avoid her.

>>37421892
TYBUP

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Ah the feelings of loneliness and being pathetic are quite bad today lads. Not good at all desu!

Need to clean my room as well. What are you intending to do today?

Also good luck to the anon I've been speaking to who is trying to lose weight~

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>Playing a Sherlock Holmes Game
>Every single case is solved by wildly speculating on circumstantial evidence instead of actual factual detective work.

There's one case where you condemn a sailor to death just because he knew the victim and the perpetrator tied him up using sailor knots.

>>37421868
Are you the anon who talked about how they hadn't posted in a while because they shit up the thread?
Go back to not posting.

this man could be our PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Fqdsg6HkQ

>tfw might be getting sanctioned
great, just what I always wanted

another day tilde didn't burst an ulcer another day im disappointed

>>37421767
they may not win a majority but they have an opportunity to close the gap

>>37422035
Sounds great lads free room and board no responsibility

Half the year is almost gone. I've accomplished nothing.

>>37421855
>to test the waters on if he wants some sort of confrontation

I like this phrase, what did you actually say IRL?

The polls are saying it will be a hung parliament

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I have recipe block

can't think of more than one whole recipe to make for the next 7 days

>>37421867
make sure you leave a review for us later mate

>>37421966

No that wasn't me.

>He can't handle a little Xi posting

>>37421732
this happens a lot though

and trump is less of an upset then corbyn

there have been corrupt, populist, republicans before like nixon, reagon, bush, etc

the uk has never elected someone who's basically a communist

>>37421855
>see autistic man walking dog
>half hearted mumble alright mate
>he shouts CUNT at me
>keep my head down so he doesn't follow me

>>37422074
>oi! fucking say that again

>>37421965
those games are really fucking fun

>>37422067
not sectioned you knob, sanctioned by the jobcentre

>>37422067
Sanctioned you moron, not sectioned. He's having his bennies taken away.

>>37422096
fair, nicely done - I fucking hate confrontations because I'm a twig, that's why I want to take up boxing once I've bulked up a bit

I went to B&M today and they are selling all the instant pancake mix they couldn't sell in February. Bought 20 for a quid.

I hate the working class too, I'd sooner ally with a middle class paki than a white working class slob

Some black guy with a gold tooth tried to imply my best friend was a white supremacist for jokingly name-dropping the SS in a private conversation we were having in the gym locker room with my mate. No racial references, nothing. Literally a Family Guy-tier Nazi joke. After the joke was made, he started creepily looking us up and down as we were getting changed after showering, before cryptically talking to us about "standing up for our beliefs" and "not to cower". We eventually realised what he was on about when he told us that they should be teaching that to us in the "SS Army".

He also essentially implied that he had a violent past (and therefore in no position to be lecturing anyone about "beliefs") , by saying that if he were six to ninth months younger, we'd "have a serious problem".

Considering my grandfather is in fact an ethnic Jew and my mate's ancestors had to flee Nazi Germany for that reason, I'd say he's on very thin fucking ice interrupting like that and trying to play the victim. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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>>37421767
WE IN BOYS

THE PEOPLES FLAG IS DEEPEST RED

>>37422233
>tfw I can't take the red flag seriously because it uses the same tune as oh christmas tree.

I got laid for the 2nd time this week.
plz dont kick me out

>>37422295

Post pics so I can judge your boner.

Morning lads. Day off from work so had a pot noodle and cigarettes for breakfast, feel like a right chav.

>>37388615
Some of you's should post on this zeemaps thing, I'm genuinely interested to see where all the brits are from on here

>>37422133
Nice. Went poundstretcher yesterday and they had bags of sweets similar to pic related only 10p each because they were like 2 days past expiry. I only got 5 though, there were a good 30 or so there as well, I didn't want the cashier to judge me I'm not even fat

>>37422194
fuck off jew

bloxblax

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>>37422361
Forgot my pic.
Oregano ravioli

>>37422262
I WAS 21 YEARS WHEN I WROTE THIS SONG

>>37422368
Not even a Jew, not circumcised nor have I been to a synagogue. I'm just of Jewish descent on my mother's side.

>>37422295
tell us what it was like lad

>>37422402
>I'm just of Jewish descent on my mother's side.
yes, a jew, the fact its on your mothers side is even more damning since thats how being a jew works

>>37422370
leave it to the brits to think up the most unappealing unappetizing names on the earth

>>37422370

Dolly Mix is best mix
All other choices are wasted opportunities

>out on a walk
>see a car with an "EAT SLEEP FORD" sticker
>its a nissan

for what purpose

>>37420724
I haven't been on r/9/k in a while. Why is Karl pilkington in the window?

>>37422449

Maybe it was Trillian

well lads my 2 week drug fueled binge has finally came to an end, not by my choice may i add

>>37422194
>I'd say he's on very thin fucking ice interrupting like that
How? You both cowered and prayed for the moment to be over.

>>37422368
Not even a Jew, not circumcised nor have I been to a synagogue. I'm just of Jewish descent on my mother's side. Allegedly this isn't original.

>>37422480
Might have had something to do with the thinly veiled threat and physically imposing nature lad. And the being accused of being a neo-Nazi. Isn't the best for your blood pressure.

>>37422510
Sure but you're the one who used 'very thin fucking ice' when it's clear you and your mate weren't even going to challenge him nevermind anything else.

WHO WILL YOU VOTE THIS ELECTION

http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153
http://www.strawpoll.me/13087153

mccoys chip shop edition

chipshop curry flavour

1 quid a bag

get em stocked up lads they're fuckin belters

Any one else riddled with acne?

>>37422408
>>37422309
me 26, her 32. Short, pale skin, light blonde hair. Petite but with a fat arse. Lives nearby and ended up drinking wine in the garden for a few hours before. Now have a fuck buddy. I'm not sure how it happened as Im pretty socially retarded.
I'm wage cucking but just standard 6"

>>37422534
I mean thin ice from a moral perspective. It seems very questionably to blunder into a private conversation all headstrong and righteous and trying to play the victim and toss around references to sincere Nazi beliefs when you don't know anything about the party you feel incensed by, let alone their heritage.

>>37422573
Haha me neither lads was just kidding

Champions trophy starts today lads. Comfy cricket watching is one of the few things that makes summer bearable.

>>37421537
Looks like a bottle of cum

>>37421537
Nice one, Ragnar.

>>37422477
What drugs were you taking lad?

>>37421083
Eat whatever you feel like. Your body craves the sugar you miss from the alcohol.

am I too old to ask mummy and daddy for a playstation for my birthday

Going for a pub lunch with my granddad, anything you want asking?

>>37422560
interesting, did you post this one on britpol as well because last night there was a poll which was labour majority

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>Package said it was being delivered yesterday
>Almost half way through today and still no package

>>37422764

Why are you still alive you old cunt?

>>37422811
He puts it down to good luck. Also, rude.

>>37422764
Why are you such a stupid old prick?
What was the world like when the wheel was invented, which I'm sure you were around for, you elderly piece of shit?

>>37422764
Yeah

>What is the point in you being alive now that granny is dead?

You guys are really horrible. I regret ever talking to you.

>>37422764
Ask him what he thinks of trannies. Hope you have a nice meal with your grandad lad~

50 years since Sgt. Pepper was released. What a banger of an album.

>>37422876
sorry im not an absolute bender so i dont agree with you

Only a week left lads, hope you've made the right decision..

>>37422886
This is the gayest post I've ever seen

>>37422886
>not an absolute bender
>Doesn't like the Beatles

404 logic not found.

>>37422888
still havent decided : (

>>37422888
Got my heroin ordered and my razor blade ready in case it goes wrong.

I used to be good at revision, now I can't even concentrate or recollect anything I wrote down seconds ago. It's so frustrating and makes me want to cry

>>37422938
Post pic of heroin

>>37422944
>Got my heroin ordered
I dont have it yet

>>37422948
Don't know how I missed that desu

>>37422876
Seeing the Bootleg Beatles backed by an orchestra at the Royal Albert Hall tonight lad. They're playing the entire album. Can't wait.

>>37422942
wtf I dont even remember writing this

>>37422942
Any chance you have sleep apnea?

>>37422961
They're awesome lad. I saw them at the Bath Pavilion on the day of Will and Kate's wedding. Getting high as balls singing Hey Jude at the top of my voice was a particular highlight.

Would someone killing themselves because of the election get into the news you reckon? If so please give a coded shoutout like writing 'SHIPMAN' in your own blood

anyone got memories of being a stupid child?

>used to pretend my bedroom window was a tv screen and i was on tv
>would talk to it and wave at the imaginary audience
>once when i was waving frantically my mum's friend saw me from across the road
>got embarrassed and never did it again

>>37423025
Unlikely. The news only reports on suicide if it's someone famous.

>>37423025
I doubt it lad. Unless it was a beautiful teenage girl, or someone semi-famous.

Either way, It probably make the back end (just before sports) in the daily mail. Probably on the small side article that has maybe 50 words.

>>37423025
People kill themselves everyday, they will just play the ignorance card and not link it to the election.

>>37423074
Beautiful teenage girl kills herself

>It's such a tragedy, why did this have to happen?

Ugly guy kills himself

>Who cares? Ugh...

>tfw dick is so hideous getting a gf wont even matter because shed run away if she saw it

i was raped repeatedly as an infant and think i may have some untreated std or some shit

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About to watch Lynch's Dune. Kind of hyped despite the bad press.
Fuck Jodorowsky anyway.

>>37423087
sorry about that mate, didn't know I had gonorrhea

>>37423087
>i was raped repeatedly as an infant
It's only rape if you didn't want it lad. And I know for a fact you were gagging for it. Your uncle told me.

any nigerians here?

>>37422795
What did you order ebina?

if pantsu post pics

My mum and dad and sister are saying they are going to start a band and they want me to play the drums.

>>37423141
We go now to anon's uncle for his account:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7e4Y03uojg

>>37421934
that's shit you feel that way i go through that a lot myself. i hope it gets better for you soon lad.
gonna be heading off to slavery in an hr,just having a cheeky spliff now then gonna get my bag ready. need to remember to take food with me today.

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>>37420724
June of last year was when carl was added.

where the fuck is new op image guy?
did he give up the job or something??

>>37423252
>Bamboozler
Imagine a time before proper video games

>>37423203
Why is drinking a beer with a raw egg in it a paedo thing?

>>37423181
Yes actually. What's up friend.

>>37423280
paedo detected

>>37423280
I think it's just an unpleasant thing to do. You ask as though it applies to you...

>>37423252
Britfeel is dead. Its over

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>>37423196
Sell some of your action figures and video games as a means to get money for a drum kit

*this is a vegetalad approved post

>>37421537
noice. i did some mead a couple years back but it didn't go too well.what's the tube coming off the top. are you using that as your airlock

>>37423280
Peados are just disgusting human beings full stop. I mean for one he's drinking Newcy Broon. Could he be any more of a fucking beast?

>>37423290
Yeah I do it quite often with that type of dark ale. Obviously not in a lager though, that would be disgusting.

Kind of pisses me off that they've hijacked it and made it a paedophile act, I do it very often but I have no sexual interest in children.

>>37423303
https://youtu.be/e01J3Hz9yoo

>>37423294
>vegetalad
You don't make your own name faggot.You can't just force yourself into a character. You need to post and post and be prominent enough people can't be fucking done with you.
See: Waifufags, pakitranny, Avatarfags.

>>37423292

It died the day the avatar fags arrived.

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>>37421451
how about a lil cute baby ladybird. little thing just landed on me now.

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>>37423318
Leave vegetalad ALONE

>>37423282
I've just read a few articles about Nigeria.
And they claim that Nigerians consider whites and indians to be superior and will sometimes even discriminate their own in favour of them.

It also claimed that there are asian expats or w/e who behave like colonialists but nigerians don't accept them so there's some conflict.


Does that sound like bullshit to you?

>>37423314
It was one incidental detail about Uncle Ernie, not a red flag for pedos in general you nincompoop. What a weird thing to be insecure about.

>>37423294
>*this is a vegetalad approved post

Cringe

>>37423348
It makes me angry lad, because my father used to do it too and he definitely wasn't a peado either.

Wonder if I can even do it anymore. So fucking frustrating. I want to break things. I am going to smash something now.

>>37423316
Case and point, bet that cunt drinks newky broon.

>tfw limmy wont make another show and just spend his time playing overwatch and being a big poofter sjw.

>>37423372
It's from some obscure musical that no one's seen. Do you really imagine that on the basis of less than a minute's footage the entire world now associates it with pedos? That aside, what would possess you to do such a thing? Fucking rank man. Isn't it slimy?

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>>37423318
There is only one certainty in life, a strong man stands above and conquers all

>>37423403
Aye, just like your dad stood above your bed and conquered your arsehole.

>>37423393
Yeah I'm scared about it.

>Why?

Because it's good for you and tastes good too.

>Isn't it slimy?

No actually it's creamy.

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>>37423362
*this is not a vegetalad approved post

Every time i reach a new level of strength a greater power appears

>>37423403
vegetalad is a giant amongst men

My college class is doing a thing where I need to instruct a stranger on how to do something. I drank a little rum because I am anxious as fuck. Will they notice? Did I shoot myself in the foot? I'm not drunk, just enough to ease the tension a bit.

>>37423423
A giant faggot.

Lads,
can I be vegetablelad?

>>37423440
Of course, just google image Vegeta, save a few pics, and away you go lad.

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Walkers just aren't the same as they used to be desu lads

Yours faithfully,
Krillinlad

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A friendly reminder to eat your vegetables.

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Summer's here lads. What are you autists wearing?

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fear not vegemite lad is here

>>37423454
agreed. most crisps aren't. I stick to McCoys thesedays. If I have to get walkers it's the baked ones.

>these retarded dbz posters naming themselves ___lad
this is how you know they are new, because its always people in the threads who give the avatarfags names rather than the posters themselves

>>37423466
it's pissin it down outside la

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>>37423454
This is a Majin Buulad approved post.

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Huh, gaylords. I won't have any part of this because I am cold and indifferent.

>>37423466
>Polo with the little reptile
Screams pleb

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Milk Cat 60

>>37423466
So you're basically a chav with rich parents?

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>>37423410
Stand aside weakling. This does not concern You. This is a talk amongst warriors, not circus clowns.

>>37423420
Shouldn't you be at school?

>>37423534
think theyre off for a week.

shit I have to go into town, they means they`ll be everywhere.

>>37423534
It's half-term lad

Wish my boss would just fuck off desu.

My last boss left in January and there was a there month period where I stepped up and covered both roles.

Now my new boss has joined and she is so fucking unqualified for the role and instead of doing her more strategic role and letting me do the day to day she is basically doing my role, rendering me pointless.

Might tamper with her car brakes.

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>>37423473
Not here lad, It's still decent.

>>37423497
It's better than
>polo with the guy on the horse, or CK the size of the right chest.
or
>tee with giant logo/game design
I get that the best ones are the ones sans logo full stop, but I don't care.
>not being pleb.
What's even the point in living lad, plebs run this world.

>>37423517
>chav with rich parents
Nah lad. Chav with a decent paying job.

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>>37423482
*this is a vegeta lad approved post

Keep up the good work and one day you may face me in battle

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>>37423563
Oh shit, gay niggas.

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>>37423614
Superman why are you always so mean?

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>>37421451
Bruised my arm, lads, but the skip is full. Might take a bath later.

>>37423672
fap then have a bath you big gay

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>>37423517
None of that Is chav clothing, at least not here. Chavs predominately wear wear designer makes such as North face and specific trainers as 110s.

Not all sports clothing is wore by chavs. Just like metal heads only wear boots of a certain make.

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>>37421451
>Asked to post waifu
>Post husbando instead
I'm absolutely out of control desu

>>37421784
Missed my chance to apply to vote so I won't be.

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>need to shave
>normie sister will not leave

Makes me really mad desu~

A supermarket is saying they expect me to work there for a year if I accept the job.

Is that real or is it just a meme? Can you just leave anyway or do you sign a contract regarding that year?

>>37423697
I think it's more the fact that Lacoste use to be the big chav brand back in like 2000.

Guy that posted the original image.
Chavs these day were North face, weekend offender, Stoney (usually fake), CP (see: stoney), Nike, Ellesse (which is a shame because I like the brand for nostalgia).

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Coursework get changed to a pass, lads.

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>>37423721
got, rather. I hope no one points this out and bullied me for it.

>>37423737
>bullied
I think you mean bullies, nerd

>>37423737
hope it was for english you retard

>>37423714
If it;s in the contract then yes. But you'll get to read it before you sign it.

I couldn't see them doing that though. Are you getting any training? And by that I mean thinks like forklift training, stuff that costs money. Some places will put you through that stuff and expect you to work for a year after or have to pay the sum of the training back.

That said I got my forklift through B&Q and l left a few weeks later.

Sure it isn't a year probation period. Meaning they can let you go anytime they want in the first year without having to pay redundance etc.

>>37423754
>>37423757
NOOOOOO it happened again ;_;

>>37423714
Its just a meme.

They are saying they hope you stay there for a year, its because of the time of year.

Basically they are trying to dissuade you from taking it as a summer job.

They can't make you sign a contract to stay for a year, its not a ship and its not the army.

wheres my bennies lads?
signed back onto JSA on the 12th of may and i havent heard a peep since. Next signing date is the 12th of june but i havent had to sign on until then. why would my date be a month away?

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>>37423758
It says this before you start the application (see pic)

>>37423720
Yeah, you're right. They did wear lacoste in early 2000. They ruin some decent clothing. Some North face jackets are great. I remember before they sold North face in JD, I'm pretty sure it used to be a make marketed at mountain climbers.

They can keep 110s though, they look fucking awful. Don't even know them other makes.

>>37423808
As long as you don't sign your name to anything you'll be alright lad. Even then nothing's stopping you from not turning up one day~

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>>37421451
got to clock in at my place when we start the shifts so can't really turn up late. and working on a production line they notice if anyone is missing.

Are stories of people being told to take flags down on their property memes, or they real?

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>>37423808
Oh, that's not a proper contract, it's as >>37423781 said, they just want you to commit to a year as opposed to a summer job. Retail has a high turnover rate and it's a pain in the ass for stores having to re-hire because wee dave left after 2 months to work somewhere else.

>>37423812
Yeah, Northface has some decent gear. Especially for winter. You can still wear the brand and not be chavvy, it's about how you wear it. Don't wear northface with nike trackies and 110s.

>tfw never seen a decent pair of nike trainers except the nike sb, but you can get better shows that look similar.

>>37423781
>>37423830
>>37423852
Cheers lads. Reckon I should say I have a degree when I apply or just leave that out?

>>37423808
Ah, its like I thought. Tick away anon, it doesn't mean anything.

Churn in employees is a cost to employers, this is a 'screening' question not a contract.

I guess statistically it might reduce churn by a fraction of a percent if it puts people off who are genuinely only planning to stay for a month or two. But its literally a tick box on a webpage, thats all it is.

It would be impossible for them to prove you knowingly lied (vs. changed your mind) and impossible to enforce as it would constitute bonded labour.

>>37423873
Aldi has a post-graduate thing where they hire you and put you through manager training etc and you get paid more than the average worker right off the bat. Can't remember what it was you should check it out. If you just want the regular job, maybe not. It puts retail managers off because you might just 'up and leave' for a better career.

Why are feet so hard to get dry???

>>37423921
Never had this problem lad. Are you doing it right?

>>37423928
let me see...

get out shower
dry feet
spray with water
put on socks.

I think so senpai

>>37423941
Have you tried not putting on socks. Not sure, feels like that could be the problem.

what are some weird animes?

>>37420764
Every edition

>>37423961
I could try wearing them on my hands.

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>>37423084
I wear this, I-I'm not a chav I swear

>>37423987
paranoia agent

pls no mute

>>37423987
britfeel is the only anime you`ll ever need

only around 12 hours left in my day and I'm on 420 calories, I think I can make it.

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>>37423987
The wombat haha

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>>37423996
You could, that may work. Try putting gloves on your feet. May work well. I wrap my feet in duct tape.
>>37424000
I...I actually like this.

>>37423987
See Psychological, most of them are pretty 'weird'.

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>>37423987
The capybara

Drinking some 40p diet Coke from Lidl. Quite alright tbf, much better than the 17p stuff~

>>37423987
Tatami Galaxy
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Maybe Higurashi and Elfen Lied but they're more weird in the horror sense than the bizarre sense

That's all I can think of desu~

>>37424039
That's great anon! Why do you sleep so late though? And I know you can make it lad, give it your best shot~

>>37424042
He sure is long

>>37424061
basically just a fat guinea pig

been sober for too long

>>37422452
Very good anon, bravo

>>37424099
it's only 1-2am that im going to sleep, i wouldnt say thats too late, also its not like i have anything to get up for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDwrIkN5hCo

If this shit wasn't your childhood, you were born in the wrong year

>>37423987
You want to crack on with Trapeze/ Kuchuu Buranko. Space Dandy is more zany than weird but that's close. Pretty trippy at times. Baccano! is good shit. Panty and Stocking. You might fancy Yamishibai as well. Comfy.

>>37424124
>tfw attracted to jet
>tfw you re-watch and see she's a munter.

>>37424124
fucking hell this was my shit

>>37424145
calm down alan

>>37422763
No. I asked for a PS4 for my 36th.

>>37424145
My favourite was always Wolf. I had a Wolf action figure that I used to take everywhere with me.

He was the man

>>37424122
>not like i have anything to get up for

That made me feel really sad desu. Though I guess I can't argue with you since I am pretty much the same~

>>37424124
>niggers all over the place

christ i never knew how early the jews were fucking our society

>>37424124
>>37424145
Fuck me lads. Look at the hair on the women on this show.

Really takes me back

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Me bird has just tried fingering my ass while i was shagging her the fucking scoundrel

Post your idols lads

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>>37424199
>tfw my misses stuck her finger in my ass and I had to pretend not to like it.

Being a man is suffering.

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>>37424199
Ai Uehara is my idol

>>37422573
try vitamin b5 lad at like 5-7g a day you can buy it on amazon

>>37423438
brush your teeth and wear cologne or lots of deodorant so that your sweat doesnt smell of booze

>>37423438
Nah it's fine, don't worry about it. Good idea if anything.

>>37424210
>>37424210
What a faggot you are, that you'll bow to even unseen/ imagined social pressures. You fucking puppet.

>>37424265
Lad, what if we break up and she tells people I like a finger in my ass?

Just had a cheeky cup of salad cream lads.

Lock me up.

>>37424277
Then you call her a lying whore. Who gives a shit? If it was me I'd just say sure, but she was dirty enough to instigate it. I don't think anyone could embarass me by 'exposing my kinks' though to be fair what you're talking about isn't even a kink, it's a physiological reaction. I've fucked around a lot, none of that shit has ever stopped me.

>>37424303
To add to this just say you'll try anything once. It'd be dumb not to at least give it a go. You wouldn't seek it out but it was a fun one-off.

>>37420724
This is the oldest running thread I've ever seen. What happened?

>>37424297
>cup of salad cream
Fucking hell lad, you finna get a heart attack?

>>37424210
Sounds horrid lad. I just squeezed my butt cheeks together and gave her a back hand.

might get a haircut
I'm starting to resemble a typical neckbeard

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>>37424199
There's only one acceptable idol lad

Only fucking just gone to the shops only to forget my wallet lads. Making that journey twice in this weather was a bastard.

>>37424199
The girl I lost my virginity to tried to finger my ass.

Didn't like it.

I forgot how badly the goky vs freeza fight drags on. When goky goes super Saiyan, he spends half of the battle just staring at freeza.

>>37424480
>not watching Kai

>>37424516
Watched kai about 2 years ago. I wanted to watch the original series for nostalgia

>>37424480
Still the second best arc before first saga.

>>37424640
By arc are you meaning the namek saga, and ginyu saga Too? Then Yeah, I agree. It's pretty much an amazing arc up until the freeza vs goky fight starts taking the piss. Even in the manga and kai it goes on too long.

>Someone finally beats trump at his handshake game
>It's a Saudi
Really makes you think

>been smug as fuck on here for years about having a virgin gf
>just found her old diary and she had sex with 2 guys before me as well as a woman

Serves me right lel

>>37424210
Same, then she asked to lick it since her ex liked that a lot more. Lost me hard on.

>>37424717
I'd tell you to remember that the next time your new waifu claims to be a virgin but you cucks are hopeless.

Any lads here been to the GP for depression? I'm really anxious about going to the GP.

I was on antidepressants and didn't realise how much they were helping me. 2 years later and I'm rock bottom after a slow decline from stopping taking them because I felt like I didn't need them.

I recently found some of my old pills so I know which drug I was taking, so my question is: Would I be able to go to the GP and explain my predicament and tell them which medication I was on etc and get a new prescription?

Either that or I'm going to buy online and self-medicate, but that's my last resort.

Also I have 9 dosages left over. Is that enough to see if it works, like if I took it for 9 days to see if it starts working?

>>37424765
Don't self medicate- It's fucking retarded

Man up and see your doctor. Explain what's wrong with you and he'll likely give you something to numb the pain.

I'm on Mirtazapine and it's fucking great. Before I was on them, every day was tough, I couldn't be bothered to shower, I ate to cope with depression and hated leaving the house.

Now that I'm on them, everything is great. I love my life for the most part. Would reccomend going on anti-depressants if its appropriate for you

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Who are anons voting for?

Anyone remember that video thing they used to play at school or Saturday school and it was a puppet like racing and he said something about PEPSI COLA or something? Anyone?

>>37424825
That's my area.

>>37424825

Greens lad.

Even though Labour are a lock for where i live

>>37424812
Did you get a prescription straight away? I've been on mirtazapine before and I seem to remember it working well too.

>>37424825

Labour, because I want to watch Corbyn descend into madness.

>>37424825
Spoiling my ballot

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I went for a drive in the daytime, really coming out of my comfort zone! I nearly crashed I was shaking so bad, but I'm glad I tried!

>>37424825
i'm writing in a candidate

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>>37424825
Once you vote black, you never go back

>>37424765
Mate are you serious? Doctors throw antidepressants at anyone that will take them.

>>37424865
I basically explained my problems to him without mentioning the word "depressed". In my opinion, if you go to your GP saying "I think I'm depressed", they instantly rat you out as someone who's a little sad who thinks they need a pick me up.

Instead, as I mentioned, I just went in and explained my problems. I was unmotivated, couldn't leave the house, overate to deal with my problems, my previous hobbies meant nothing to me anymore- Basically that.

It doesn't take a good Doctor long to realise you're depressed.

I will say this though: All antidepressants have their downsides. Mirtrazapine has made me gain a lot of weight. I'm also on Risperidone because I have Tourettes Syndrome, and both of those medications feature "Increased appetite and weight gain" as their side effects.

As such, I have an insatiable hunger and have gained weight. I'm not enormous, but I am overweight.

>>37424892
was it in a garbage truck you TRASH

>>37424861
Why did you choose green lad? Only curious I'm not going to get into a shitflinging match here.

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>>37424892
Way to go, Ebina! I really appreciate all the effort you are putting into your wellbeing! So proud of you desu~

>>37424899
Me too. Huntley 2017.

>>37424922
Thanks for the information. So he wrote you a prescription after your first visit?

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>>37424892
Wow Ebin! That is a really big step! We're all really proud of you for doing something that difficult! Would you like to do something like that again? It might just take some getting used to lad~

>>37424890
destroying your ballot is stupid, only some fat OAP woman will ever see it

1 tilde? 2 tildes? oh my medication must be off again

>>37424968

He did for me yeah. You'll get the depression quiz and then some pills if you get a good enough score.

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>girl I know got a paki bf

shit feel lads

>>37424998
Cheers lad I'll make an appointment.

>>37424992
Second one is real. No point trying to impersonate tripfags cos the trip gives it away

>>37425006
must like those bad boy suicide bombers

>package got all the way across the country in one day
> Sitting at local post office for 3 days

Why does Royal mail do this?

>>37425037

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that royal mail knows more about logistics than you do anon.

>>37424892
Tell me how your placement matches go Ebin.

>>37424968
What the other guy said. Once you explain your problems, they'll ask you some questions and if they think you need medication, they'll give it to you.

I'll warn you ahead of time that they're not a magic cure. I had to get a job and actually do things before my life turned around.

>>37424892
Good lad.

You should keep it up. I am rooting for you. Do not let me down.

*This is a vegetalad approved post

>>37425058
Not that lad but why are couriers so much faster and cheaper than the royal mail?

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>>37425082
Forgot the pic like a fucking mong

>>37425097

Because they have less packages I guess. Royal mail is just as quick if you pay for it.

>>37425119
>if you pay for it.
*REEEEing and Labour voting intensifies*

>the only way there would ever be world peace is if you stayed where you were born except for holidays and trade
My granddad has it figured out lads

>>37425074
Don't worry I know that, but when I was on them I could actually get out of bed and leave the house. Which are prerequisites for getting a job etc.

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>>37424892
>>37424951
i-impersonators! good effort on the filename though

>>37424973
>>37425082
>>37425067
unfortunately it wasn't me, I just woke up and i'm feeling sick. Just noticed my damp walls peeled a way and made a mess over a mousepad I put there - probably making the air toxic. I don't feel angry-frustrated like I usually do at life I feel apathetic, its my own fault I'm stuck in this shitty house living a pitiful existence for not applying myself earlier on. Someone is using a loud tool outside, fucking normies.

>>37425224

Easy to say when we live in the first world desu. I hate migration but I would be doing it too if I was from the middle east or africa.

>>37425224
But England is shit lad, kills me knowing I'll most likely be here for the rest of my shitty days. I lived abroad for a couples years and it was so much better

>>37425228
Good stuff. As long as you know they won't just turn your life around on their own

Like I said: Once I got mine, I started volunteering in a school, did training and now I'm a teaching assistant in a primary school

If I'm honest, I could probably go off them by now, but I've had withdrawal in the past and it didn't go well. I like how it makes me practically A-Sexual too. Added benefit

>>37425247
Oh he doesnt blame the immigrants at all. Like you say I sure as shit wouldnt stay and starve if I could hop on a boat for Europe. But it's the high ups in these counties that only take hand outs and refuse to improve things that are the problem.
>>37425263
Where you go lad?

>>37425231
Gah sorry Ebin! We still love you!

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>>37425231
You should become my apprentice and I will turn you into a warrior in 6 months, kid.

No messing about. I will be strict but fair. All I ask for in return is your appreciation and time

>>37425278
Australia lad, I truly believe the weather here in britbong has a negative effect on me. I only feel happy when it's sunny and hot

This is to the virgins and lads who havent had sex in years. If you had 24 hours to have sex or die (no prozzies) could you do it? What would be your plan?

>>37425312
>ywn sit in the sun drinking beer and having Aussie-tier bants
Yeah imagine it's cracking

>Italian national
>No British citizenship, passport etc.
>Receive ballot paper to go vote in general election
>Lolwut
>Phone local electoral office
>"no no this is not a mistake you are definitely British otherwise you wouldn't have received a ballot!"
>Explain situation
>"well you need to email us and asked to be taking off the national voting register"

The absolute state of the UK electoral system. Mama mia.

>>37425330
Vote UKIP for the bants

>>37425330
thats one spiccy memeball

>>37425330
Eh, eh I say, thatsa one spicy meatball!!

>>37425330
Is the council tax bill in your name, ete-tie anon?

>>37425316
what would be the point though lad

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>>37425316
Depends. Would they believe me if I said I was going to die? If so I could probably get a pity shag off someone.

>>37425375
No my parents. I made sure this wasn't for the local council elections too. Its ridiculous that the impetus is on me to asked to be removed. No idea that the polling system was so shaky.

>>37425383
Because otherwise ye die. If that's not enough motivation then a load of cute kitterns and doggos die too
>>37425384
It's possible they might think it's a unique chat up line and give you a go. They might just think you were weird though. Would you go to a club? A bar? Jobcentre?

>>37424765
I just went then and basically got told to get a job and exercise

>>37425330
>labour literally need to import voters to have a chance of winning
my sides

>>37425231
how do you stay in the house, do your parents pay for it?

>tfw writing to credit card company

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>>37425281
th-thanks you t-too tilde

>>37425310
sure, will I be able to do a pushup afterwards?

>>37424765
Its incredibly easy to get antidepressents prescribed, even if you don't want them.

>>37425467
Its their house, I'd rather not stay here though but there is little options


Planning on not drinking any diet pop today, going to be just water or orange squash to be a bit healthier

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Just pissed myself now, was having a piss and my nephew came in and slammed the sliding door shut (there is no light so it was darkness) so I stopped peeing quickly and put it back in my pants before the door had finished shutting but the flow hadn't stopped, its running down my leg

>>37425435
missread you there laddo, thought it was just one of those bucket list things. realistically, most people could shag a drunken 2/10

Tidying the FUCK out of my room lads. Will post before and after pics later.

>>37425502
>Its incredibly easy to get antidepressents prescribed, even if you don't want them.
Not after you tell them you're suicidal like me

>>37425632
>Just pissed myself
Iktfb
The release feels good initially

>>37425678
what did they do instead then? I sort of implied it and they sent me to some hospital place for an assessment while also prescribing setraline

because I had "no plans" they couldn't help me there appreantly, told her I had a pretty good idea though. I'm farily certain its catered to normie attenion seekers though

>>37425730
>what did they do instead then?
Just got a 2 week supply, reluctantly, which isn't enough to do anything

I'll have to see her again tomorrow and I start counselling next week

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>>37425502
You will be a completely new person when I am finished with you if you follow what i have to say

You will be able to do more than a mere push up laddy.

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>>37425773
>You will be a completely new person when I am finished with you

whats your training plan?

Lads, is being 20 and a virgin the norm these days? Have women got to picky? I have a friendship group of 9-10 lads all 20-21 and only 3 of us aren't virgins, including me. I'd consider us normie since we go clubbing and bars and know quite a lot of girls and get invited to their parties. It's all a strange concept to me that society ostricizes guys who are like 16+ and virgins yet with people I know that's the norm

I wish britfeel wasn't on /r9k/. The few seconds on there before finding britfeel upset me

>>37425841
women's rights were a mistake tbqh

>>37425411
If I remember right when the Electoral Register sends the form out the head of the household has to tell them about everyone in the house, including people who won't be turn 18 until the following year. Can't recall what it said about EU members signing it though.

>>37425919
t. Mohammed
original comment

Just ate a tin of anchovies lads. I'm turning into my granddad

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>>37425919
Y-you really think that? I think that we are just going through a transitional period, women's development has been stunted for millennia and now they are rushing to find a place in society for themselves, for the first time for a long while.

>>37425815
getting fucked until you become his wife

>>37425815
I'm thinking of a routine now so you get a habit of doing things that will inevitably improve your knowledge, confidence, fitness and discipline.

When I get on my laptop, I will post some stuff you can buy that you will need to improve you fitness and discipline. You already have books you can make a start. And to improve your confidencd leaving the house, we can begin with you leaving the house to go the shop every few days.

You should get into the habit of showering every morning too. I will go into more detail when I get on my laptop

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>>37425502
No problem Ebin! Your posts always brighten up my day, even the bleak ones desu~

>>37425978
It's another degenerate outcome of capitalism, and most of the reason that this place exists. If it makes you feel any better, you can keep your boy rights if you transition before the beta uprising.

>>37425771
Either that's bullshit or your doctor is crap. They wouldn't give you a fortnight's supply then stop them, that's not how antidepressants work, they need to build up over a few weeks, the dose will possibly need to be increased and you certainly can't just stop them.

But maybe your doctor thinks you're an attention seeking drama queen and prescribed tic tacs to get rid of you.

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If you are too weak to become a warrior - become a trap instead

-Vegeta's wisdom

>>37425978
The feminist movement has changed and grown more toxic from the 60's onwards. After the 80's it's all been bullshit desu. I'm not one of these salty /pol/tards btw but women are less happy than they've ever been and it's their own fault.

>>37426031
Yeah but women's rights aren't to blame, it's the toxic side of the feminist movement since the 80s. I think they can find themselves and men will be better off for it, as well as women! My only point was that women's rights have started a transitional developmental process in women's place in society, and is a work in progress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYVmeob3t0

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF RIGHT AS I'M ABOUT TO NUT

Anyone got any new ideas for personas or memes to liven up this place? Memes are life.