>Dad is chad >Mom is stacy >Little brother is ultra

>>37420212
With that face yes.

>>37420212
tfw genetic recombination

>calling your mom a stacy

r u implying you want to rail her you incestuous nigger

>>37420212
You got fucked by genetics yet you are still a virgin.

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>dad is average
>mom is below average
>im above average
what did they mean by this

>>37422664
You only believe your above average. Or you might just have better nutrition.

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>>37420212
>mom has green eyes, very attractive face, nice hair
>dad has sharp masculine, chad-like face, blue eyes, light brown hair
>sister has stacy-esque face, blonde eyes, blue hair
>i have soft dumpy, asymmetrical face, prone to acne, brown eyes and greasy hair
Everyone in my family won the genetic lottery but me, too. I know your pain.

>>37422701
>facial features
>nutrition
wut

>brothers pretty ugly but have nice and above average gfs/wives
>Dad ugly as fuck but has nice and above average wife
>sister nice and really good-looking, married nice and good-looking millionaire
>me pretty ugly and supposed to settle for ugly not nice girl
>???

Every single member in my family (except mom) dated/married up. Why should I be the one to settle for someone who is my shitty equal?

Can other robots relate?

>>37422778

>sister has blonde eyes and blue hair

Kekarino

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>>37420212
I have older brother who is mega chad. One time he asked me if i ever kissed a girl. I said no so he asked me if i am gay i didn't know how to respond and i want to die every time i think about it. I am 20yr old khv btw. There is no hope for me. Only death.

>>37422778
>Stay inside your room from ages 5-25, sitting on your ass, chugging soda and eating pizza after pizza after pizza. The only motion your body goes through is the one literally needed to stay alive, i.e. bathroom, kitchen etc. The only social interaction is with your mother, and even then out of necessity, like speaking of dental appointments etc.
>complain about being disgusting

>>37422921
I had a secret belly gf for a few months. Great times, super nice and comfy, but the shame was getting too oppressing as my family started asking questions.
I remember the look my father gave me when he saw my skeleton gf, not happening again.

dad is 3/10, 90iq
mom is 2/10, literally low 80s IQ
I'm usually told im a 6-7/10 and that i'd be an easy nine if i wasnt 5'9,
also IQ 126
I'd say my dad got cucked right? But, male intelligence is supposed to correlate most with the mothers?