Fembot Thread

>>37417201
Now this is the description of a fembot.
Every one else is a femanon

For you, "fembot," it would be very easy to do all those thing.

Fembots or femanons
Please love me ;_;

>>37417201
i have a penis
felix has a penis
felix likes men
felix is a trap
i like traps
This thread is mine now
You can all leave

>>37417201
I've done all those things and you can't stop me from posting in this thread.
Retaliate and I'll scream rape.

>>37417267
Are you an uggo like me?

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>>37417267
Nobody can hear you scream on this board.
>lubes up arm to the elbow

>>37417267
I'm asking you to >>37417245
love me

>>37417293
I'm an ughhhgo. I've only had sex 6 times in my life. When I was 17 at a party (4), and twice with my bf.

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Fembots put down a marker pls
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

>>37417374
>4 times in a party
FUCKING SLUT
Story please

>>37417374
Please >>37417345
RESPOND UGGO

>>37417378
>tfw girls with wet clothing is a fetish I can't satisfy irl

Whatever but yeah...hot

So when are you leaving?

>>37417422
The day I die.

>tfw i keep looking at my crush but he won't approach
men are fucking stupid
i'm probably just going to go lesbian since women can actually read a signal

>>37417388
Actually it was one time with 4 guys. They tricked me into fucking them.

>>37417469
>men are fucking stupid
>women can actually read a signal
No, it means they aren't into you dumb roastie

>>37417469

REEEE
HOW ABOUT YOU SPEAK TO HIM FIRST

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>>37417490
>tricked you
W-wha... how?
>"Hey, I heard of this weird thing where if somebody puts a dick in you, you get a magic wish!"

>>37417469
Why can't you approach him?

Fuck off women cant be robots

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>>37417201
Are you literally calling yourself a fembot when you're a tranny?

OP posted this same exact image ysterday
>>37388311

Fucking trannies calling themselves "fembots"

>>37417538
>>37417559
because then he won't be interested
men like their women submissive

U guys kiss girls?... Fucken sick faggets

>>37417608
Well maybe you're just ugly

>tfw acquire first ebf
>push him away
who else here /mentally ill/

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>>37417588
That's not my thread, actually, and I wasn't born with a penis, so whatever.
Have a good day, anon.

>>37417618
i'm not
like i said, men are stupid and miss 99% of oppurtunities that are GIVEN TO THEM because of that stupidity

>>37417626

Did you actually like him?

>>37417671
>i'm not
you sound full of yourself
I bet you're fat lol

>>37417588
They're all trannies, moron. No biological woman would ever choose to come here.

>>37417608
You need to approach him

If he's a Chad he doesn't hit on you because it's not a social setting

If he's a robot he won't do it because he doesn't believe you could possibly like him

>>37417588
look at the image name faggot

>>37417544
Told me you get drunk faster if you pour booze in your ass.

>>37417778
So they tricked you into pulling your pants down, then fucked you?
You do realize that is literally rape, right?

>>37417696
He hasn't left me. Yet. I like him enough that I'd do stupid shit to please him. He makes me sappy and domestic.

>>37417828
if you're still together and you like him then you still have a chance.
The hell are you doing complaining, anon?

I like to imagine there's a cute fat fembot reading this comment. Hi!!

>>37417490
>tricked
Yeah right.

>>37417795
She wanted it.

>>37417855
I don't think I'm good enough for him anon and it tears me up inside.

>>37418007
Don't degrade yourself.
If you weren't good enough you wouldn't be dating in the first place.

>>37417795
Pulled my pants down and they helped me get upside down. Just pour the vodka in my ass and bam.

>>37418084
>be a total degenerate
>get naked in front of total strangers
>I w-was tricked!!!

Into the oven!

>>37417201
I'm a nonvirgin guy, where's your god now?
Now watch as I steal all the qt fembots for myself.

>>37418084
Sounds like the typical roastie if you ask me

Hello cute asian fembots, please stop playing grand strategy games and talk to me or any asian fembots im not picky pls

>fem
>bot

Can we please stop?

>>37417259
felix doesn't exist he cannot

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>>37417201
None of it applies to me unless being forced physically into touching someone lewdly counts. Can I post here?

>>37418224
Reverse-molested?

>>37418084
What a fucking whore. Did you not read OP's instructions?
>If the following applies to you as a female, you may post:
>You've never had intercourse
NEVER HAD INTERCOURSE
Why did I think that a roastie could read?

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>"FEMBOT"
How many times do I have to tell you faggots. There's no such things as fembots. Any female that browses this board is a failed stacy.

>>37417608

This type of thinking is why I'm a khhv.

Girls smile at me, expect me to initiate a conversation, and then look disappointed when I don't come and talk to them.

HOW IS A SMILE ENOUGH? I DONT KNOW IF YOU LIKE ME OR NOT

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>>37418253
I dunno, is that what its called? Guy who wanted lewd stuff and was stronger than me forced me to touch his dick.

>>37418337
I don't think it's a thing, I just made up that term. Shame that it happened, I hope your next lewd goes with consent.

>>37418337
That's called sexual assault. Turn him into the police.

Anyone here anorexic/ used to be anorexic? What is/ was it like?

>>37418224
You can if you'll give me a chance to be your bf

>>37417201
>felix
Is this a thinly veiled trap thread?

>>37418301
When girls smile at you 99% of the time they're being polite anyway I never think anything deeper than that of it

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>>37418429
This isn't anorexia but whatever. My digestive system is weird, if i eat healthy stuff like a variety of vegetables i get terrible diarrhea and absorb no nutrients, but if i eat exclusively junk food and meat i feel healthy and i don't get the shits. I didn't really notice this until i decided to go vegan for like 2 months... bad idea to say the least. Im almost done recovering from the lack of nutrients.

>>37418507
Femanon do you have contact? Any kind

>>37418486
They literally drop their conversation with their Stacey friend to smile and stare at me, but I've never approached one in my life.

If a single one of them had approached me, I would've spoken to them without a doubt

>>37418507
Eat whatever you want just take a lot of multi vitamin supplements and stuff that will make your metabolism go into overdrive like green tea. Also god damn that ass

>>37418521
[email protected]

>>37418507
Wow femanon, your hella lucky. I so much as eat a doughnut and i gain 5 pounds.

>>37418084
Hey, as a guy who has actually fucked up multiple times at parties (getting steroid coke heads to fight me when i was a skinny 16 yearold for one) dont listen to these guys. R9k is about relating to other people not about what you have or havent done.

>>37418507

Is there an actual condition for that?

(If that's you, you are qt)

these threads are always so awkward. there's no flow to them it's almost /b/ tier

>>37418597
>[email protected]
Sent

>>37418801
Have fun talking to a roastie, orbiter

>>37418507
Where are you from?

ORIGINAL CONTENT

>>37419150
The planet earth around the northern hemisphere, you?

tfw no neet robot friend. are there any lurking around?

>>37419528
That depends on who's asking

>>37419528
>friend
no if we're going to chat i have to know i will have a chance of being your bf

Lonely femanon.
Would you like some company anon?

>>37419838
Yes i would. What about you?

>>37419838
I'd like some company actually, where would you be up for talking?

>>37419838
I'll talk to you, femanon.
Do you have a throwaway you want to talk on?

Lame. Many fembots are hypersexual sluts. No fair to try to exclude them.

>>37417864
Not very cute but I'm kinda fat.

ive had sex but still femanon because i dont have any friends and NEET

>>37419843
Very much so
>>37419853
Hm, I don't have a discord but was thinking I'd make one.

That seems to be the simplest method honestly

>>37419891
You're a femanon either way.
Kinda a fembot if you have no friends and are a NEET tho

Women are not allowed on this board

Fuck off to /soc/ or literally anywhere else on the internet where people will gladly kiss your ass you cancerous whores

robots pls gib throwaway emails

>>37419843
>>37419853
>>37419856

Discord - helicopterchan
Could use the company

>>37419998
You need to add the numbers for us to add you, anon.

>>37419903
Well if you create one I'd love have a conversation.

>>37419920
Who honestly gives that much of a fuck about titles or rules for one to be here. We're all fucking here because we're lonely. That's really the bottom line.

>>37420015
Oh right

7463

>>37420040
I never stated something that would imply that.
I was just letting the femanon know what the difference was between them.

>>37419931
You are not allowed on this board. Fuck off back to wizchan, invading cancer.

Any fembots in or near New York want to go on a lunch date or something?

Any slutty hypersexual fembots who are feeling horny and want to post tits?

>>37420414
The Good
>>37420611
The Evil

>>37419802
i am open to the idea, drop contact info then

>tfw no emotionally stunted austrian fembot gf

>>37421385
Are you a lezbot? If so, you'll find her here sooner or later. Try the incest threads, she often trips there

>>37421426
Nope, I'm just a fucking guy.

>>37421124
Lent#8690 if you have discord

any fembots in the Northeast want to talk on Kik?

Any fembots in/around Oregon or the Pacific Northwest in general?

These threads make me want to cut my flesh
Fuck off degenerate succubi scum reeeeee

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>she isn't pregnant

>>37421914
>she doesn't lactate