So about that Buzzfeed video...

>>37415119
I used to know a guy like the dude in the video, but he was significantly less autistic.

I mean, how can someone manage to get an IT job or something, yet not have any social tact to know that giving some chick you never talk to a $1200 watch is creepy as hell?

Video really isn't all that realistic.

>>37415119
>be good looking
>have a girl go on a date with me
>move out of parents' house despite being a NEET
>post on /adv/
>get a job
No, I haven't done any of that shit in my own life

>>37415148

It's creepy as hell only if both of you are middleclass poorfags

actually a very well made video
good work buzfeed

>>37415479
It's still creepy giving any sort of gift to a girl you barely talk to.

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>>37415640

This,

It is a very accurate satire of this board. Just look at the threads up now.

Even the comments people posted on the video like "the game is rigged" is the exact same hive minded thinking you see copy and pasted here.

If you guys are so insulted by a pretty accurate depiction of your life, stop being so pathetic.

This is the big problem with people on this board. It is not that they are anti social, it is that they try so hard to be social.

People here are not autists/robots for the main part, they are anti social people who desperately want to be accepted. Their is a BIG difference.

Being anti social is fine, people will ignore you but not mock you. Being pathetic and desperate is asking to be mocked, because it is pathetic. MGTOW, /pol/ posting and many other "fads here" are just covers for desperate people wanting to fit in.

>>37415777
Blow it out your ass, bitch.

>>37415777
I'm sorry but aside from the trips of truth and reddit spacing I stopped reading after noticing the character from that overrated shit anime

>>37415875
YOU are from reddit you stupid faggot it's painfully obvious

>>37415640
No it isn't, its not realistic at all. No one buys a $1200 gift for a girl without even talking to her.

>>37415911
The price of the gift wasn't the point, retard. It's the action of giving a random girl a gift, which does happen.

>>37415974
>The price of the gift wasn't the point
According to who? You?

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>>37415911

The video really hit a nerve didn't it?

>>37415993
sorry that you're too retarded to understand a video by buzzfeed of all places LMFAO

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>>37415119
Seems pretty accurate to me.

>>37415999
No it didn't.
new text

>>37416009
Sorry that you're retarded to make a valid argument.

>>37416032
t. beta 4 life

>>37416061
find a new strawman

reminder that this is the average male buzzfeed employee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjxZrY_XPzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2-FtU2pZes

>>37415119
>the guy is average attractiveness
>not short, or a chinlet or sever acne or a skelly or a fatty
>has lots of friends that he can socialize with

not realistic at all.

I am not sure what you mean by done any of that shit in my own life. Try to date women online ? yes. Ask 4chan for advice ? yup. Give a women I barely know a $1200 gift ? Nope

>>37416098
find a new buzzword first

>>37416129
beta is a buzzword

>>37416099
Jesus, I can literally kill these guys in a fist fight.

>>37416138
no it isn't you fucking retard
do you even know what a buzzword is?

>>37415119
> Have any of you actually done any of that shit in your own lives?

You mean like:
-go to a bunch of job interviews until you get a job
-fap in the washroom
-play video games
-have male friends who are in the same boat

If you take out that buying the watch thing, this video applies to 90% of the male population

>>37416172
How is strawman a """"""buzzword"""""" and beta isn't? Fuck off dipshit.

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>all that outdated and botched memespeak

they could spend not more than 10 fucking minutes on any board and get a better idea of the lingo

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I like how he gets cucked by a Jew

> Stay mad goyim :^)

Buzzfeed understimates how fucked up we are. While they think it's "privileged white males" who can't get laid then rage after skateboarding and doing drugs with their bros, it's really a lot of emotionally and psychologically stunted introverts who have no social relations and only leave the house to work if even that. We are white men, we may be from middle or upperclass backgrounds, but we live the lives of fucking dogs.

>>37416304
this tbqh
i doubt a lot of people on this board are drinking with the bros
fuck most people here just stay inside and get neetbux, never leaving the house or speaking to others.

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>>37415119
I have plenty of ecchi/hentai in my computer. I wouldn't be stupid enough to look at it on my phone in public areas. Hell, I wouldn't have it on my phone at all. Even if there weas local wifi I wouldn't search for it.

I've gone on /adv/ once and no one bothered replying. And the problem I was having wasn't sex related. it was more about my mental state at the time.

I only have a 3ds and 2 games for it.

I've never tried online dating

I don't ride a skateboard

I'd never touch a girl like that. I'd just scream "HEY" at the most.

>date after

I'm highly skeptical

If I were getting laid I'd get condoms for sure

Don't own an electric razor but i'd try my best to look good

I wouldn't be that vocal about shit in public

I'd feel kinda embarrassed about dating at a fast food restaurant yeah

If the bitch hugged me I'd never talk to her or ever think about her again. I know what it means

I have a job. Not the greatest but hey a job

I'm not attracted to any of my female co-workers. One is cute but I don't give a shit beyond that.

Wish I had a bro to share a beer with

I'm usually not mean to girls on the internet. I follow a shit ton of models and the like on instragram but I never bother calling them fat. Hell I don't message them at all because all I care about are how they look. It's not like I'll ever meet them IRL so why care about anything about them beyond their looks? I like looking at girls I think are pretty, sue me.

I look at porn from time to time.

Never punched a picture of a model

"Don't bother, the game is rigged" is very good advice

"Beta 4 life" lmao

Buzzfeed is shit thanks for the shitty video to remind me how shitty buzzfeed is

that watch part was so cringe. why didn't his roommate stop him?

I would be the complete opposite of him and ignore everyone in the office focusing on my work. If somebody asked me to lunch, I'd tell them to fuck off and leave me alone. I'm not your buddy or friend.

I'd get written up for not being a "team player" instead of "sexual harassment".

>>37415119
>moved out of parents house
>was able to get job
>able to drive
>was able to at least go on a date
>had friends

This guy is better then 90% of the people here.

>>37416304
This, to normalfags, they can't imagine anyone living any different from them, they can't understand how "bad" we are.

Not to mention they just assume we are as shallow as them, notice how the guy is just pretty much a Chad that can't get laid (aka only seemed to care about sex), while some people on here get excited when a girl smiles at them because they don't know what that feels like, normalfags really do take stuff like that for granted.

Some people on here just want to be loved and they call us monsters.

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>>37415119
That dude is a failed normie tbqh.

>>37416561
uh... Chad get?

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>>37416304
>>37416364

Don't kid yourself lol.

You are not some scary edgy person on a death beard. You guys are exactly like the guy in the video.

Its a key point in the video, self pity.

>>37415119
the dumbest part is where he gets a date with a hot girl very fast and then walks away
yeah really hit the nail on the head there bozo

>>37416598
>You guys are exactly like the guy in the video.
I don't have friends

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Really says something about the state of this board when people are defending a fucking buzzfeed video.
You're literally siding with feminists

>>37416561
rawling 2day

>>37416598
>You are not some scary edgy person on a death beard.
I'm not scary or edgy, I am a sad manchild with no direction.

>You guys are exactly like the guy in the video.
I don't have friends, I've never been on a date, I don't have a good job, I'm not good looking...

>>37416561
CHAD get for originalirno digits

If you guys actually want to make fun of this shit then you ought to be using the beta male as a replacement for Pepe.

>>37415777
there is literally nothing wrong with MGTOW if you actually understand it

In fact most "chads" as this board calls them have embraced this life style

I thought it had some funny parts. I don't know why people always take up a side with these things. I stopped caring about beta and redpilled a while back

>>37416598
lol I wasn't saying i was, but rather that most on this board are

>>37416099
what a bunch of beta males

>>37416561
rolli polli olli orignoli

>>37416561
Bernadette should have money as a positive

>>37416598
You're an idiot if you believe this. They're describing themselves by projection. We're on a whole other level. Many of us are mentally ill and have been in psych wards and our problems run much deeper than that. Frankly it's disgusting that you and them would suggest that

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>>37415777
Nice reddit spacing

Obama

>>37415777
>/pol/ posting
Clinton lost and there's nothing you can do about it

>>37416561

Lets see. Also stop giving buzzfeed revenue.

>>37416561
rol1ing

>>37415119
>Wants to gift chick a fucking expensive watch
>Sexual harassment
>wat?

>>37416304
>We are white men, we may be from middle or upperclass backgrounds, but we live the lives of fucking dogs.
how fucking delusional can you be LMFAOOOOOOO

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It's a video about failed normies, not robots. So I don't care. He managed to a good job, a date, and even goes outside often. I don't do any of those things, and I'm not capable anyway.

The reason making a video making fun of robots is impossible, is because it will be too boring. You will be watching a video of a guy sitting on his computer shitposting all day, or playing games.
That would be the most boring video ever. So no the video doesn't relate to robots, and I don't care. The second he even went outside I knew he was a failed normie at best.

>>37417211
You obviously dont belong here.
My extended family actually compared me to my parents doggo.

>>37415148
>yet not have any social tact to know that giving some chick you never talk to a $1200 watch is creepy as hell?
I actually know a guy like this. He has a regular job but complains about no gf constantly. He bought a girl $1000+ in jewelry after the first date and when she said it was too much/he was taking things too seriously he got really upset and ditched her. She was a pornstar too I think.

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>>37415119
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMALFAGS

GET

OFF

MY

BOARD!!!

>>37417393
Wow, been awhile since I've been REEE'd.

Also: no.

>>37417446
So you even admit to being a shitposting normie. Do as all a favor and piss off

>try to make a video that shows robots as sad emotionally stunted losers
>end up making them look way better off than they actually are

>>37417525
>a robot telling a normie what to do

Now I've heard everything!

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I sent it to my friend and she got disgusted by it. The only thing I've bought her is a notebook, some etsy locket and a couple of beers. You autists cant control yourselves

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>>37417653
You are a normie,
But this is not your place
GTFO

I can't make you, but why would you want to post in a place like this, this is our home.

It's the equivalent of going to some foreign country and trying to force your own customs on the natives with shitty racist caricatures of them as propaganda.

neck yourself

>>37416561
The last three are too dangerous

>>37417933
>why would you want to post in a place like this

Because I like visiting this zoo full of sad animals.

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>>37416099
>that second thumbnail
audible laughter

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>>37418050
So how are things over on /b/?

>>37416561
Rolling. I would take even bernadette at this point

>>37416561
please give me someone good

I didn't make it to the end of the video

>>37415119
Robots aren't beta we are omegas that dropped out of society because we are aware of how socially undesirable we are. Failed normies with no self awareness are more commonly found within the nu-male and reddit crowd.

>>37415119
This is an accurate portrayal of cyborgs, or failed normals

An actual robot is much uglier and understands humanity more than he wanted to, knowing how futile it would be to try and be social if your body is malformed and you don't even have a vagina to buy attention with.

Made it to 2:50.

Apart from the skateboarding, not having a job, and drinking on hip rooftops with his friends (all three which I consider Chad traits), and fapping to hentail at work and always playing vidya, it feels accurate.

>woman agrees to hang out
>buy condoms
>trim pubes
>hang out
>have a nice time
>go to bed all happy
>text her it was nice
>never hang again

Yup. I don't get mad or shit about it, but I don't get why it's funny.

"Dude stop being like that!" Yeah well fucking how? What am I doing wrong?

I love pretending I am a literal autistic faggot in here, but I feel like that guys after I fuck random people in hook up websites.

I feel used and wasted.

I just want to marry a cute white girl and protect the future of our white children, but only senoritas and black women pay attention to me.

The fact that it's been the most talked about thing on this board in the past few weeks shows that there's some truth to it. It's not dismissable. And we should be learning from it not ignoring it

>>37419056
>The fact that it's been the most talked about thing on this board in the past few weeks shows that there's some truth to it.
No, it just shows that normalshits keep posting it over and over.

>>37415119
Accurate, but exaggerated. Also I never even tried going out with a girl. And that dude is handsome unlike me.

>>37415911
Autismo would.

no because I leave my house once a week

>>37416561
roland for chad

>>37415119
never bought a woman anything

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>>37415119
>Office Job
>White
>Decent looking

I'm supposed to relate to this? Fuck off.

>>37415119
this video was made by out of touch reddit cucks
think nu male and fat blue hair woman

>has friends
>doesn't appear autistic on the outside
>no anime themed shit in his room
>gets a job despite no social skills
>got a date in the first place

They staggeringly overestimate us.

>>37419693
>nonwhite
fuck off shitskin

>>37420119
My point exactly. Whites don't know what it means to be real outcasts.

>>37419693
fucking this

and I will need to say more in order to be truly original

that was a good little movie

This video shattered me
/Adv/ helped me deal with depression, they didnt fix me but they damn sure helped

>Got a job
>Go to the gym regularly
>Got a girlfriend
>Sorted out hygene
>Saving up to move out

Was kinda happy where i was at

>still wack it
>still watch anime
>still go on /adv/, but this time so i can help others (makes me feel good)

The video just made me feel like im still a joke

>>37420572
Funny thing is you're a total normie by our standards and we here are beyond saving. If they saw who we were they wouldn't even attempt to mock us, it's like mocking a crippled person

>>37415119

I think this video was quite funny actually; Liked :D

>>37415777
Cry more bitch nigger

Originale

>>37415777
Honestly the first part of the vid is very realistic, it's the story of my life pretty much

the part where he gets a job and saves up money to buy a watch for some random girl he's never spoken to before is where it went off rails

>>37416561
Mei a best girl

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>>37415777
>It is not that they are anti social, it is that they try so hard to be social.
leaving home once a month, playing vidya and watching anime for 10h+ a day apparently puts me really high on social ladder

It just highlights the differences between us and normals. Even if their worst state, they can still manage to "just meet people".

We'll I've been here for 25years and it's only happened twice by happenstance...
...and not for lack of effort either

>>37416667
>implying those are not buzzcut shills

>>37419056
we also have daily trap threads
it only shows the current state of this board

>>37415777
>call others pathetic
>post anime girls

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>>37415119
the first mistake of the plebbit numales was implying I am a wagie, pahhahahhaa
wakey wakey reddit wagie cuck, the only beta is you and your wageslavery for buzzfeed so your boss Shlomo Noseberg can buy a new boat.
every day, I get up and after having my breakfast (made by the best chefs in my city, personally delivered to me) and studying and challenging some of the greatest scientific theories for my morning routine, I go out in my lamboghini and pick up some stacy to satisfy my needs you see, but i don't get to attached and i usually choose a wagie's gf to cuck him tee-hee paahhahaaa ;)
enjoy your cuckoldry wagie xD because i'm /comfy/

>>37416561
Let kek be merciful and grant me a good one.

>>37415993
are you forgetting about all the beta orbiters that bought games and gifts for roasties on this very board without knowing them

>>37417339
>my family called me a dog
Wah ): you have it SO tough

>>37419002
>woman i don't like just based off theor skin color like me
You aren't a robot, fuck off to your containment board freak.

>>37416561
Gibs me gud dat gf

>>37420119
>a robot thinks he's superior to anyone
kek, even a tyrone in prison is more important than you

>>37416561
gettin that online poon

>>37415119
I tried to Watch it but its so poorly made, they have no creativity or video editing skills, should have got college humor to make this

>>37415119
Lulz

Originalio oregano

video completely misses the point of "beta" and glosses over it

i know OP probably is the fact who made the video and needs to shill it here to be legitimized in his mocked up critique and reenactment of what he doesn't understand

like a dumb bitch, you focus on actions, you start with masturbating to cartoons, video games, lame representation of what you think a beta on a date would be

i know your attention span is limited to your waning interest in quickly dismissing an aspect of humanity by dismissing it, so ill explain how you really should have depicted it. you SHOULD have showed the date. you SHOULD have made the woman never give him a chance because he never had one to begin with, you should have made the person not have friends,

seems like you dont understand the even most basic premise of the obsession with "beta"

beta is a culmination of society meeting what doesn't belong in society, awkward conversations that are awkward because its unwanted from both occupants.

the video is shit, lame, and lazy. but good job for being such a boring lame faggot spending so much time proclaiming something you dont understand

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>watchin a buzzfeed vid
>taking it seriously

topkek brah, buzzfeed is a living meme in the realm of online vids. everything they do is bullshit and one sided, how the fuck can you defend the people laughing at you. anyone who does is just as retarded as the women who support sharia law.

>>37422202
>by dismissing it,
i meant by explaining it
im going to bed, you have fun being a faggot

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>>37415119
am i the only one who actually found it to be funny? I was actually surprised that I laughed at a video made by buzzfeed. It's funny, because in the youtube comments, people are getting triggered over it, people that probably aren't even autistic or robot tier.
Me on the other hand, I am autistic, can't get laid, NEET, etc., but I thought the video was hilarious.
Of course the video does find a way to make fun of him at the end, showing us who's side buzzfeed is really on, but aside from that, the video actually reaffirms the plight of the robot, intentionally or not.

>>37415119
>decent looking
>lives not with parents
>has friends
>has car
>has a not shit tier job (retail or fast food)
>meets girls
if thats beta what the fuck does it make me? I dont even qualify as a human?

Wew had to close out after like 10 seconds when I saw that 4chan advice board expy, this is going to be too cringe for me

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never did any of those things, buzzfeed is preying on fear, portraying us as monsters to get hits/views/likes/subscribes etcetera.. oldest trick in the book

>>37423429

I think the people who made the video can't wrap their minds around the idea that there are people who exist far apart from the rest of society (like myself, I do not leave my parents' house and have never had friends, no social media presence, don't even play online games). So, there intent was to lampoon a certain group of people as they think they must be on this website (exaggerators, like their life isn't really that bad such as the guy in this video who has friends and is not bad looking), so they were off the mark and ended up just making fun of the people who still fit into society and can get a job, have friends, etc. but are just slightly awkward (like the scene of him buying a girl he doesn't talk to something expensive). Which I guess would be a beta male, because they are just 2nd to Alphas and are kept around in society as the butt of jokes. But an Omega would be someone like me who is so far out of the societal circle.

i think its a well made video, but the whole watch thing was a bit awkward,

the imageboard was cringe

>>37416561
jeffffffffffff
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37423546
God, you guys can honestly be so narcissistic sometimes.
Ever even considered that they didn't have you in mind, or that you're not the only person browsing this site?
They weren't off the mark, you just can't comprehend that they weren't talking about you and that your brand of pathetic isn't the only one on here.

>>37423516
this comic would be a lot funnier if the "let's just be friends" women got progressively fatter and uglier.

>>37423546
but anon you can do all those things.

>>37423643

The video would have been better if it focused on something less normal though. As it is, it can't shock or repulse the mainstream which seemed to be part of the intent.

>>37416561
This better not be shit

>>37416402
He was trying to, didn't you see?
Neither of them are capable of communicating properly though.

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>>37415777
Dont bother trying to explain it. Things like getting friends and gf is something that cant be explained, you either find yourself how to get them or not, in which case nothing can help you. I remember when I was 14 and first discovered this board. I ate every bullshit someone said here. Things only improved after I took a pause from 4chan. Just enjoy watching these people and dont waste your breath

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>>37416383
Pretty much this

Your post is probably the more acturate describtion of the average robot on here.

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>>37415119
stop giving them clicks

He's too good looking to be beta 2bh

>>37423647
good idea, but how do you make stick figures uglier

no, I haven't. And I'm a complete beta. Though a beta who has lost all interest in women and I do have zero fucks to give when it comes to normie shit like dating and whatnot.

>>37423643

I considered it and rejected it.

>>37415119
The only thing that relates to me is playing video games and porn. The only thing that should trigger people from this video is how buzzfeed turning it into a feminist thing.

>>37416561
roll for mu grill

>>37415119
>>37415777
Watched half of it, and I guarantee the poorfag of the video would blend in perfectly with you guys. I wouldn't be surprised if he already has. Unemployed, autistic, awkward. Fits the bill.

>>37416561
If i get chad I swear to god this will be my lucky day

>>37424251
Oh my god no. I'm too much of a pussy to deal with illegal shit

>>37415119
Why the fuck did they even make it? To make fun of us? Or to try and raise awareness of our suffering? Or?

>>37415777
The game is fucking rigged you cock connoisseur. Stop fucking shilling at least.

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>>37415119
>has friends
>goes out drinking with his friends
>has frequent dates
>gets a girls number 5 seconds after meeting her
>has expendable income
>has a job
>has a hobby
>isn't ugly short or fat
So basically he's a fucking normie
That fact that half the people in this thread empathise with him is proof /r9k/ is a normie board.

>>37416561
RoIIing rolling rolling come on!

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>>37416598
>lol
I can smell the normie on you,begone. Or alternatively stop fucking baiting.

>>37418050
It`s really funny when an animal calls me an animal. It almost makes me fucking laugh frankly.

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>>37423770
>he comes to r9k for enjoyment

>>37416561
Ok roll then

>>37417211
>>37422021
>middle-class kid calling other middle-class kids privileged
lmao

I know someone who works at Buzz feed these guys write absolute shit and have no idea what they are talking about. The girl in the video was fine moat dudes on that board could not pull that girl even if th3y saved her life.

>>37416561
Here I go super duper oregano

>>37415777
You know I'm an anal sadist right?

>>37417211
>LMFAOOOOOOO

Kill yourself, normalfaggot.

>>37424302
Their point was that men who are mysoginistic oline are lonely virgin losers. Nothing new, really. I'm surprised they didn't throw a small dick joke in it

>>37424409
Hang on a sec, let me wake up my girlfriend so I can show her your comment.

i'm not going to watch it but what is it all about ? and why is a simple fagfeed video getting people so eternally butt-hurt ?

>>37417204
Yeah don't bother understanding "sexual harassment" it's pretty much a way for women to whine about being approached by men they are not immediately attracted to...

But honestly that watch is shit for the price (watch collector here)

i understand what this video is trying to say, but i also dislike videos like these in general. why does buzzfeed, or anyone else, get to decide how these men act?

it is unfair to assume that everyone who has reached that perspective acted like that to reach it. i dont think like that, but i can very easily understand why someone would - why can't buzzfeed show the same level of decency, and portray at least some of the human emotion behind it / the life events leading up to it instead of some emotionless drone?

to be honest, this seems like some shitty propaganda piece. if a video was made like this about the people who are fighting for social justice, it would be just as unfair to them as it is to this board.
e.g:
>girl gets cat called by some guy
>instead of finding ways to put him in his place / getting him to stop, she posts online and complains about it
>finds a bunch of like minded people who are complaining about the same thing and have no idea how to actually solve it
>instead of finding a solution, she listens to their advice, half-asses it and it fails every time, and she increasingly becomes more frustrated
>goes back online and complains about it to these people, they all agree
>these people spread like wildfire, until they are suddenly the majority
>the final shot pans over a number of houses, showing that these people are overtaking society and there is nothing we can do about it

same shit. fuck this world is getting bad.

>>37416561
every non normie is a failed normie

>>37416172
It is a buzzword though, you don't see regular people around spouting off about alpha/beta shit. It's an internet buzzword.

>>37417211
Whilst it may not look like it we on average live subpar lives. Sometimes it's within our control but often it's the result of trauma, isolation, social typecasting/cliches, illness, streaks of bad luck/poor circumstances.

Don't be so quick to judge without experiencing it first hand.

>>37416494
>>moved out of parents house
>>was able to get job
See that's the stupidest thing about this video. How the fuck was he paying rent without a job before?

>>37416561
riggidy boo boo

>>37424658
>what is it all about?
A NEET guy asks /adv/ how to score pussy. He saves the life of a girl and goes on a date with her. Then she ghosts on him and starts dating another guy. The NEET gets a job and fancies a coworker, so he buys her a $1200 watch. She doesn't accept it and he gets scolded by his boss for inapropiate behavior. He then quits his job and starts being a 4chan edgelord online.

>why is a simple fagfeed video getting people so eternally butt-hurt ?
4chan is mad because buzzfeed blatanty made fun of it. Tumblr is mad because they say the video mocks autistic people. Pretty sure that by this point buzzfeed employees are spamming it anywhere to try to save face

>>37420862
>If they saw who we were they wouldn't even attempt to mock us, it's like mocking a crippled person
Girls mock guys, especially ones like us. Buzzfeed's a hive of girls. They all love to mock crippled guys because they don't get the chance to bully men as much as they would like, and crippled robots are fun for them to pick on.

>>37424742
I wonder how secure buzzfeed employees are in themselves if they feel the need to bully...

I also wonder how secure buzzfeed is financially... They reek of despair, I could be wrong.
Hmm I wonder what the valuation of buzzfeed is... I could put them out of their misery by moving some bucks around...

>>37424760
Oh wait buzzfeed is mostly run by women (female) ?

That changes the legality of their videos...
Hmmm
Could be a case of discrimination and sexual harassment.

>>37424742
thanks anon, a couple questions..

>A NEET guy asks /adv/ how to score pussy

do they literally show him logging on to 4chan ?

>She doesn't accept it and he gets scolded by his boss for inapropiate behavior. He then quits his job and starts being a 4chan edgelord online.

this made me kek so hard i choked on cereal. so this video basically enforces the "4chan is 1 person and we don't really like him" meme..

>>37424878
>do they literally show him logging on to 4chan ?
they show him browsing a very similar looking imageboard called /advice/, where the anons mostly talk with 10 year old memes

>>37424908
so buzzfeed career roasties are literally spending time and energy to call out a mongolian shitposting forum because we post their articles here and laugh at them... this couldn't possibly backfire

>>37424742
>Tumblr is mad because they say the video mocks autistic people
link me this

>>37415119
Honestly I find this video as something that makes the viewers more sympathetic to the internet troll spreading hate. Usually the response is ew your life us miserable and the only way you can feel better is by talking shit to others. yes our lives suck and you are being a dick about it.

>>37424742
wait tumblr is mad? but most of us here ARE autistic? Don't they realize the implications of this?

>>37416561
futurw stacy get

>>37415119
Why is everyone saying that the guy from the video is autistic. He doesn't look or act autistic, he just seems to have social anxiety.

>>37415119

All I saw was eggman, pathetic beta.

>>37416561
rolling for the cute one

That guy is a sheeple tier normie, cyborg-at-worst beta male.

I'm more the irredeemable, barely human beta male.

>>37425102
just look at the comments on the video. They are 50% anime avatars and 50% tumblrinas

>>37415777
Very redpilled bro. I'm gonna post this on /random/

>>37425365
>He doesn't look or act autistic
He very clearly struggles a lot to understand social cues. I agree that he may not be fully autistic, but he could very well be a sperg

>>37415119
Nobody who looks like that is a Beta Male. This guy is a handsome Slacker, he never get through bullying in High School and College (which makes a Beta a Beta) simply because he is not ugly/weird looking.
So even the premise is unrealistic.

>>37416561
Let's get somthing out of this mess of a thread

>>37425791
>let's get something out of this mess of a thread
>gets chad

>>37416561
roll for fuck sake, gimme the cute short asian one now reeee

>>37416169
calm down, chad. we all know you can

So nobody but >>37415777 realize that the video is not portrayig "beta males" but in fact is a caricature of the beliefs that autistic retard people like the ones on 4chan have?
Oh men (boys), you are all WAAAAAY down the rabbit hole at such a young age

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>>37417211
i found the blackie

>>37415119

6:45 you can see Moloch filming in the reflection

>>37426046
That was clearly the point of the video, but they failed in the execution and now it looks like they were making fun of autistic people

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>>37426097
>Implying there is anything wrong with sacrificing children

>>37416561
TIME TO ROLL

PLZ GIVE ME THE THICC ONE

>>37416561
laura pls lets go

>>37416561
roll original haha

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>>37416561
lemme roll, niggy

>>37416561
TFW you get muted for not original rolling but roll anyways

>>37415777
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((you))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (1.79% content).

>>37426401
fuck, stacy/loli. better than the bottom 3 though

>>37416561
Tommy pls orugano

>>37415119
Global rules:
10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
11.Advertising (all forms) is not welcome-this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

>>37416561
laura seems perf 2bh, i want a laura

>>37415777
>>37415777

I wouldn't say that. I see what your point is, however I think alot of people like the guy in the video realize they've been lied to.

What you don't see in the video is the kid being taught from his parents, teachers friends and relatives that "being yourself" is the key to getting a girl.

He thought that being himself was buying a nice watch for the girl he liked. He didn't just think of that it was something he was taught over and over since he was a child.

He was taught to be a beta.

People here are in an interim phase. Many are stuck in this phase with no hope of getting out. Kind of like that pit bane puts christian bale in, in the prestige.

It's the hope that keeps people here. The hope of turning their life around. Such a simple concept.

But it goes against everything that's been ingrained in you since you were put into school and were brainwashed into being an alpha.

It's teaching yourself how to do something that you've never seen or done before.

Life isn't like the movies which is why imitating "Alpha" movie characters like tyler durden isn't a realistic approach.

There are no Role models for young guys any more. It's like that for a reason.

it will only last as long as we let it. If we don't have role models for us then we have to be our own.

>>37416561
Fuck yeah chad cum in my boi puccy

>>37427028
Tyler Durden is a fictional character EVEN in the context of the book and the movie.

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>>37415119
>Very redpill bro
MY SIDES FUCKING HELL

This video is the normie idea of what it means to be a robot

First off let's get some things out of the way.

>Actually talks to females
>Can get dates with said females
>Actually gets a job
>Guy is a 9/10 Chad who is tall etc, if this was a 4channer he would be a short minority.
>No piss bottles
>No 20 hour anime bindges
>He actually has friends
>Not living with his parents
>Etc etc etc

Pure normie shit, like he jerks it to hentai on his phone... Da fuck normie shit is that?? A 4channer would be having 8+hour fap sessions while ramming his ass with a Bad Dragon horse dildo while falling to guro-fur shit.

They should do a real 4channer video but then people would realize that the average channer is more oppressed then even the most vocal BLM protestor.

Hell maybe in a few years 4channers will make their way to the top of.the oppression Olympics.

Seriously, if you have ever held hands with a girl or.talked to a girl or had any friends ever then you are NORMIE SHIT and you are NOT OPPRESSED

>>37427028
>Kind of like that pit bane puts christian bale in, in the prestige.
wtf are you talking about?
You got your shitty movie references mixed up
Grab a book from time to time brainlet

>>37427107
>>37427107
yes, as are all fictional characters.

I see threads where people want to emulate non-real people.

This is an unrealistcic approach. Being "alpha" isn't not making mistakes.

It's being ok with making mistakes and wanting to learn from them.

Caring about the opinions of others is what makes people beta.

societal expectations is what makes beta men. So the only thing to do, if you dont want to be a beta man is to spit in the face of societal expectations.

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>>37415119
I've never been on a Tinder date, or any of kind date at at least since I became an adult. While I am a pathetic beta, at least I'm not a pussyslave like him.

Also isn't it convenient how every girl in that video is a strong independent woman. Really activamias my macadamias.........

>>37427144
>oppressed
>Robots
>OPPRESSED
Yeah, boy

>>37427162
*any kind of date at all
*a strong independent woman with no flaws
I swear I'm not a retard

>>37427149
>>37427149

Kek. L2 take a joke anon.

>>37415119
I think that video was made because of me because I said the same exact thing not to long ago on /adv/ and someone from buzzfeed must of seen it.

>>37427158
No man, I mean that IN THE CONTEXT of the book and the movie Jack is real, Marla is real, Robert Paulson is real but Tyler is a fictional character made by Jack to escape his routine or by a truly split personality crisis.

>>37415777
You're 100% right, clearly Buzzfeeds video hit wayy too close to home for /r9k/

>>37427217
The fucking shit hit home so hard I'm retiring this board, no memeing

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>>37415119
is buzzfeed hiring? pic absolutely related

>>37416561
roolen for laura

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>>37415119
I know guys who are exactly like this and I've got nothing else to say I suppose.
Perhaps we should consider their position as a state of mental illness instead of hunting them down for their mis-happenings though. Regarding who they are and what most of their lives have been like, the guys I know who are like this (not only personally but also heard of) usually have had a really big traumatic event happen in their lives. Like the loss of a father or an abusive father even.

Realistically, I wish people would be generally understanding but it doesn't help that guys who are similar the guy portrayed are super vocal and purposely offensive.

>>37416561
Rollfoleo

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>OP unironically links a Buzzfeed video
>The thread gets 200+ replies and lives for over twelve hours
I think it's time to leave this place.

>>37415119
If this guy is a beta, I'm afraid to know what I am.

>>37416561
Roll ororotororo

>>37415777
I personally am having doubts whether "happy" "well adjusted" normies are actually bigger schizoids than I am, that their gratification of their social urge is just purely physical and entirely solipsistic. They are "sensitive", they care about "humanity" and improving yourself to better humanity or whatever but whenever faced with feelings and expressions that are completely natural and unavoidable for people with different experiences and different feelings and states of mind than themselves they quickly get really angry. They have lots of empathy for people less fortunate themselves as long as they are not actually exposed to those people, i.e when they are at a safe distance way off in Syria or other third world places.
Like what is wrong with wanting to have a healthy social life or a social life at all? It's a human need, desperation in a lot of cases(for example if you do not get any enriching social experiences from your own parents but rather the opposite) is not something you yourself engender but something that is a completely natural consequence of your circumstances.

>>37427335
welcome to 2017 where r9k is spammed by major blogs for video and article clicks

>>37427880
Nobody gives a fuck about r9k
Welcome to 2017

>>37415119
>time to musk up
>epic win
>sausage fest
>he's got a car
>does outdoor activities
Yeah I really let to this total omegalord

>>37427181
robots have definitely been dealt a shitty hand, let's not kid ourselves here

you wouldn't trade positions with a robot if your life depended on it

>>37428649
Yes, I do not argue that, but oppressed is not the right word for it

>>37415777
>>37427217
>>37427249
>samefagging and speaking for the entire board
Good work, narcissist.

>this is what normies think is beta
can't really say much about the vid except that I'm literally invisible to buzzcucks

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>>37428687
nah lol

origiigin

>>37428677
well then you're missing the point aren't you

anon obviously meant oppressed as in shit upon, which is true

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>>37428687
Fuck (you) in an original manner

>>37415777
Your comment does make sense to me however there are two sides of this.


Of course they shouldn't try to fit in so much, but on the other hand is it really just their fault that they feel like they have to fit in in social structures?

I think both sides have to change. You can't just blame one side.

>>37415777
>reddit spacing
>roastie writing style

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>37427839
I totally agree with you there.

They can basically only act and think within the rigid structures that they've learnt to accept and because of the massive social fears they face they can barely even consider going beyond them. It's not that they're too stupid too act differently I would say, that doesn't sound very logical at all to me. The only reason I can see that they're so rigid in their way of acting and percieving the world is because they fear even considering doing it difrently because of "morals" and social ettiquette. They are entirely ignorant to the fact that they've created these structures of thought and behaviour and that they are not absolute at all. There can be infinite structures and a lot would be more allowing and especially more genuinine. Just think about all the impulses that you have to supress because you know people will react disfunctional towards them. How are we ever going to be free if we don't allow ourselves and others to express them? What is stopping ourselves from doing so? It's just fear I would say.

>>37416561
Eh, it wouldn't hurt to know.

>>3741656
going for the roll a

>>37416561
roloolololololol

>>37416561
Rolling rolll original roll

>>37429615
What really bothers me is that their anal-retentive valuesystem(which is a means of judging others) is based around the perceived individuals ability to be non-judgmental. And they exclude people from their empathy based on what is usually just suspicions of impaired ability to empathize.

>>37415119

Was that site the infamous 4chin?

>>37416561

Rolling for chad.

If I get Abby I'll pimp her out and will not bang. If I can't do that, kill her and take the weed

>>37415911

Kent would.

>>37430807
Well the thing is, if you want to be free of all of that you need to stop feeling like a victim.

Normies are not doing these things because they are evil, they're just ignorant. Actually so ignorant that they don't beleive it can be better. Their own "hell" is a much more darker place than ours. They are afraid of so many things, in fact so afraid they cannot even begin to talk about anything such as war, murder, rape, etc without fear. Not only just of jugdement but also fear that these things even exist. Of course there's more to it but they flee into "normality" so they can feel save within a collective. They find joy in doing the same things because these are kind of their "memes". So going to the club or drinking coffee. All that stuff. Even their conversations are boring as they cannot talk about anything other than their small little bubble of reality. However gossiping and such is fine for them as they cannot stand to see anyone get out of these structures for they suboncsiously hate that.


They're all more or less children. If you want make the world a better place you'd be better of trying to give them some clarity in a way that will not invoke their disfunctional behaviour and resentment of change.

However that is quite hard in the most cases, especially for robots.


I personally am absolutely convinced that all of this will change. I don't know how long it will take but humans are not stupid, it's just that we are rather "young". Just like th disfunctional behaviour of the past changed in contrast to today will the disfunctionality of today change. It will never be perfect but it will get better.

>>37416561
pleasy give me a cutie waifu

>>37431001
fucking no, I'm not into Staceys... well at least she is not Nia and likes my hobbies

>>37424715
if you live in a first world country and your life is average you do not have it hard you fucking imbecile

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And here I thought r9k was at least self aware
Fucking hell, you guys really are autistic.

>>37416561

Let's see what fate has in store for me

>>37416561
rawlinhhawlingawlin

>>37416561
Tommy so I can get girls arrested for soliciting sex from a minor just by making contact.

>>37416212
This. Epin win? Lulz? Is this 2009?

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to be fair, its not even making fun of us
>good hair
>good face
>white
>can hold a decent job
>console gamer
>jawline
>stubble
>good height
>fapping to anime on phone, in a bloody bathroom
>probably browses fb fap threads
>has a "bro" friend/roommate


this dude is the definition of a semi-failed normie /b/tard

its /b/, not /r9k/.

>>37416561
chad get.....?
originadniroll

>>37422021
You know absolutely nothing about this person's life you fucking retard. God, this better be bait.

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Things i had to do to stop being a neet beta
>lose weight
>go to a mental institution that deletes my agoraphobia
>stop alcohol
>start at least cleaning my room
>learn to cook
>learn to wash my clothes
>learn to iron
>learn to how to properly clean the house without overthinking everything and then stopping
>learn how to not spill spaghetti on every single damn conversation even with family
>stop being addicted to gaming and nicotine
>learning how to drive because i am living in bumfuck nowhere
>can't learn how to drive bc no money, so need to stock up first without spending anything on neat stuff (welfare)


How is one human able to do all of this without getting mad in the head

>>37416561
Please Chad please Chad.

>>37415119
The guy has:
>nice car.
>Friends
>Hot girls interested in him on the internet
>Hot girls interested in him on the street
>A job
Yeah this is totally /ourguy/ totally us.
Blaming feminism for womens sexual behavior is totally correct. Some faggots blame themselves too little of course but hating feminism wont make me like that guy, wont make feminist right neither.