Embarassing high school/teenage experiences

pls dont not include the time when the whole class got into a fight because Stacy invited everyone to her bday party but me and how she was forced to invite me while I was hidden in the bathroom to avoid the shame

masturbate too much
go to a birthday party with dj
dancing with one girl
she asks me if I want to go somewhere
we go to my car
we're making out and she goes for my pants
my dick is all chafed and peeling
so I flip around and pull down her pants and eat her out

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>be me
>9/10 qt3.14 down the street at friends house
>hot day
>playing kickball
>friend kinda chubby takes shirt off
>autism kicks in
>"yeah its kind of hot"
>be chubby myself (about 25lbs over weight but bigger and stronger than him)
>take shirt off infront of them
>they point and laugh
>put shirt back on
>leave
>have not talked to them since
> i pass both of their houses everyday walking my dog
>speed up and turn my head
>walk down another street if they are home

>>37411342
starting off strong i like it

not me, but guy was gonna have a "sweet 16" huge bash cuz his parents were rich
he ended up moving

i don't have many exciting stories.
i can tell you that school for me was both depressing and a warzone at the same time.
i probably fight like 6 dudes from middle school to highschool alone, not including the guys who threatened to kill me.
point being, i was fat and people hated me, but i had surprising amount of power for a chubby fucker

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>>37411293
Not really embarassing but one time one of my friends pissed me off so I stole his hat and came on it, then he stole my jacket and did the same.
A couple other guys joined in and we had like a month long cum war that ended with this one guy doing a cum tribute to the hat kid
no homo obviously

middle school i'm walking home from friend's house past ugly girl's house who has popular hot friend over. they invite me over and I sit there not talking for hours basically while they talk and make prank calls
we're going to go in the basement to watch laguna beach or something, hot girl gets a blanket, I think she sits next to me
>prepare for my first handjob
the credits aren't even over and the ugly girl's mom calls down to us that my dad is here
he's fucking furious that I didn't call, with my little brother
he says I can't go to dance on friday
I can't remember if I got to go

invite two girls upstairs at a party
were in some random girl's bed I idn't know
making out with both of them
once of them is biting my neck so fucking hard I have this black hickey for 5 days
disgusting when my parents later see it
door opens and ugly girl is standing there with condom
I get up to get it and she maneuvers out of my grasp
I think she wanted in,
>nope.alpha.omega
after she runs away, the girls get up and leave the room
outside, people are taking pictures of the hickey

I always fuck with biology teacher
she has these magazines in the room
class starts, i'm in the back looking at a magazine
I call out "hey, my dad's in this magazine"
the teacher comes back and looks at the picture
"that's a woman!" she says, it was

get dumped by tori
like a week later I get aimed by some new screenname
the person is totally off the rails accusing me of wanting to have stuck my dick in her ass
when I was dating her
I made out with her in front of my friends and we all agreed it was totally disgusting
she was my first gf and a grenade

>>37411604
wait this was middle school

>>37410911
here op, some more stories

>>37411604
>>37411512
>>37411352
this thread is for robots only you normal scum

>>37411679
I AM a robot, despite that shit, I can't get laid today

>>37411451
making out with ugly girl from this
cuz she's my gf
I friends are playing pool
spit my gum in her mouth

>>37411604
>aim
>grenade
born in 96?

>>37411767
91, dinosuchus pulled my pants down in the locker room

>middle school
>everyone has an AIM
>my dad won't let me get one
>email the whole school anyway on the school email
>what's up guys my screenname is
[something inappropriate]
>teacher tells me that's not okay
>send another email
>actually it's [something else inappropriate]
>decide that name is stupid
>send another email
>actually it's [something else else inappropriate]
>get suspended

I never even had an AIM kek

>>37411859
good story dinoriginalsuchus slaps your teacher over the back with a wet towel

at friend's house, take off all my clothes in front of the dudes and girls
get kicked the fuck out

>>37411293
sure

>be me
>grade 9 or some bullshit
>in music class
>I'm one of the only two guys playing the flute, the other being a fat asian guy
>shy qt girl who plays flute forgot her binder with sheet music
>she asks to follow along with me
>y-you too
>I move over and let her sit next to me
>she makes small talk, even says that I'm a natural musician
>y-you too
>keep playing
>it's the solo part of the flute section
>rocking the shit out of that flute solo
>breathe in through my nose
>booger shoots down my nose and into my throat
>gag reflex
>cough it out and accidentally make a loud PHOOO-EEEE noise with my flute
>booger flies out of my mouth onto the next D#
>everyone laughs
>teacher has us stop, tells me to keep it together, and start from the beginning
>booger is still on music sheet
>girl doesn't say anything for the rest of class except for "thanks, bye" when the bell rings
>never speak to her again for the rest of my life

>10th grade
>decide that it's time to get myself a girlfriend
>write a note to a girl I know asking her out
>deliver it to her at lunchtime
>she reads it out loud to all her friends
>they double over laughing
>calls more people over to read it
>entire lunchroom has now heard my note read
>she walks over to me
>rips note in half
>throws it in the trash

Good times.

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>>37412291
Roasties don't deserve to Fucking live

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>>37412291
that was absolutely torturous to read anon

>>37412291
I fucking hate women so godamn much

>>37412291
shoulda shot up the school at that point

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>>37411293
Not at school, but I was a highschooler at the time
>Got cucked by every girl above a 7/10 in freshman year
>Finally came to terms with the fact that I would never have a GF or have sex
>I had mild chuunibyou syndrome and browsed a lot of /x/-teir websites, and it somehow got into my head that I should summon a succubus so I could finally get laid
>read up on how to summon a succubus
>spend the next couple weeks doing all kinds of retarded rituals and incantations
>After a while I gave up and cried after realizing that I was more likely to summon a succubus than I was to find a real girl who likes me

>>37412081
Are you retarded why would you breathe through your nose? Was it a habit or some one time accident kind of thing?

When someone is trying to convince another classmate (not you though, they already convinced you somehow, probably because you were too weak to say 'no' in front of everyone or maybe forced yourself to be a normie for once) to do [instert social situation here] and after trying for a bit they say:
>C'mon, even ANON is doing it!

>>37414149
Did you summon her tho?

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>>37411293
>dont know what jacking off is
>try to fit in with chads
>tell them I jack off every day
>they kek
>find out what it means
>alpha stacys and chads know me as that kid who jacks off for rest of high school