I have finally done it robots! I have attained normie status.
>Be me
>29 year old NEET, kissless virgin
>Dad forces me to get a job or I get kicked out
>Get job as janitor at local rec center
>nolongerNEET.exe
>Notice used tampons in box thing in women's bathroom
>geniusidea.jpeg
Fast forward to earlier today.
>Be me, at my grandpa's 88th birthday
>Bring laptop and case everywhere in case I need it
>"Accidentally" trip
>Used tampons fall out of my laptop case all over my grandpa's kitchen
>"oh sorry those are my girlfriend's"
>No one questions it but looked shocked probably because think I have a gf
>mfw they must believe me
>mfw I'm a normie now
>mfw I have ascended
I may still be a virgin but I won't be for long. Don't worry. I won't forget you guys in my new life
>>37410557
Lolno
They think you're a creep hoarding women's tampons and it's even more suspect if they know you clean womens' bathrooms.
>>37410557
Why would anyone keep their gf's used tampons? They most likely know you're lying.
>>37410557
You can do it man. Godspeed.
>>37410736
Was just about to ask this. Who the fuck would carry around their girlfriend's used tampons, in their laptop case no less?
Fake and gay.
>>37410557
>start collecting used tampons
>I'm a normie now, guys!
Some people on this board are so delusional I believe you actually did this.
>>37410557
Haha lads who wants me to include them in the r/4chan screencap??
Include me in the screencap hehehehe
>>37410557
lmao you're still a loser
>>37411197
Hehehe I will xd
>be op's grandfather
>wake up everyday in pain and disappointed because I haven't died yet
>some of my children who still care about me organised a party for my 88th birthday
>useless nephew with no job and gf at almost 30 is also there
>does some dramatic shit were he trips over
>used tampons fall out of his case
>"th-those are my girlfriend's" he stutters and looks to the ground while he puts them back in
>everyone disgusted by what they just saw
>sit there trying to accept that this guy will be part of my legacy