How do I boil water?

Ice water boils the fastest, so get a pan of ice water and wait for it to boil.

>>37409525
you put it in the boiling machine

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>>37409525
>put water in pan
>put pan on burner
>plug burner into electric outlet
>turn burner up to high
>wait for a while until water is boiling

Go to your local steel mill. They usually have left over boiling water at the end of the day.

>>37409525
are you seriously mentally and cognitively dysfunctional? how can you not know how to boil water you complete autist

>>37409525
>>37409563
Don't forget to put your hand in it to make the water heat faster.

Ok. I put the water in a pot with a handle and turned the flame on. how do I know its done?

>>37409674
It will start bubbling when it's done, anon

It's not rocket science. My retarded 90 IQ ass can boil water.

>>37409525
>>>ck

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>>37409674
wait until it's full of bubbles

>>37409674
Put your hand in it. When your skin turns red, you know it's ready.

Why is the water gone? >>37409563
>>37409590
>>37409714

>>37409939
You have to put the noodles in now dumbass. The water was already boiled like it's supposed to be.

>I'm feeling a craving for Chinese food
Ok OP, first off, grab your local cat or dog...

>>37409525
>>37409939
Whoaaa whoaaa whooaaa whooaa
What the fuck are you exactly trying to make?
I don't think you're going to be able to make chinese food if you don't know how to boil water

>>37409939
Once all of the water is gone, keep boiling until you start hearing a cracking sound. It's a bit like popcorn, when the moisture in the popcorn boils in the microwave.

>>37409525
Yo have to rub the bottom of the pan really quickly
You arm will probably get too tired though

Just put ice water in a pan, should be boiling within a few minutes

>>37409525
fill a pan with water and scream at it until it starts bubbling

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>>37409525
This thread

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